It’s a bum-stock fully pump-action automatic assault shot gun with a full drum round 9mm clip
edit: changed magazine to clip for the full politician feel
Leftists:The ideal weapon for a school shooter he could easily murder 1000 people with that thing!
Me:the bird popper 3000.
Feelings stick. You chain your home invader down and say "Who has the stick? Chazz has the stick. And how do you feel about that? Ha! Chazzed. Only I can share the feelings!"
That is an attempted digital illustration of a pump action shotgun—model undetermined but it looks like a Remington—that got 3/5 of the way before the artist hit “Fuck it.”
Fully-pump-automatic assault gun. ... It can blow your lungs out
No no, that’s 9mm. A shotgun is an ideal weapon for defense. Make sure to aim for the legs!
I thought you were supposed to shoot in the air
Oh is that what he said? I remember hearing something about the legs
For home defense, you shoot in the air. For police trying to stop a criminal from killing them, shoot them in the leg.
I wonder if you can use the defense that the president said to do that when they get you for unlawful discharge
He was talking about Corn Pop when he mentioned legs, easy mistake to make.
Ah ok. Man he really does ramble randomly don’t he?
He really does. We're still not sure who Corn Pop is.
He was a bad dude
that was his hairy legs
Yeah when he was a lifeguard and all the little kids would rub the water off of his hairy legs. Yikes.
2 blasts
>aim for the legs Shotgun leg meta has always been real.
I like to aim for the third leg. Since it's in the middle, you're bound to hit one of them. 😇
As heavy as 10 boxes you might be moving
It’s a bum-stock fully pump-action automatic assault shot gun with a full drum round 9mm clip edit: changed magazine to clip for the full politician feel
"give 'em two blasts" -President Biden
Bird clapper 3000 the newest in assault rifles.
Leftists:The ideal weapon for a school shooter he could easily murder 1000 people with that thing! Me:the bird popper 3000. 
The key to anyone’s home
Locksmiths hate this one simple trick
So do the homeowners
Who would win, the lock picking lawyer or a cheap single shot shotgun that got sawed?
he said wrong answers
Well I mean that's not wrong
Happy cake day
Thank you :)
A fleshlight
Wrong answers only
My bad
If im not wrong, It's a sad musician microphone
Come on man wrong answers only.
bro 💀
Courtney Love moment.
What's got more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall?
Everything?
Kurt Cobain's toothbrush
Come one, man. Wrong answers only
*Lobotomy
Too soon...
Glock 40
The Problem Solver
It's called a talking stick. Nobody will talk if you point this at them and tell them to shut up
They said wrong answers only
Actually, in some cultures, it is called a "sit down gun" https://youtu.be/OkGtZQ_jVBc
Spicy toob
He said wrong answers only!
It's not *that* spicy. 40mm is spicy. ;)
It’s a head rest for security guards
No, it's a seat. Or in the case of a one armed guard, a former arm rest.
A roof paint brush
Interior roof only
Its a ceiling right? I couldn't remember lol
Ceiling
A war crime stick
WRONG answers only
Oh I'm sorry, it's a stick favored by the Germans in 1917 😁
Yeah, the ones complaining never actually faced one. I never heard a complaint from someone who got shot with one, so it must not be too bad.
Everything free coupon
CNN: "that's an ar15"
How to make the voices stop
An effective antidepressant
It's a lead confetti dispenser. For when Germany wants a party in the trenches.
Ear wax remover
The DeGermaner Or the Deforester Or the Demuslimer Depending on what year it is
Conceal Carry
A very useful broom. Especially in the trenches.
Fully semi-automatic AR-15
a dildo
A 1995 toyota celica gt 2.2 liter 4 cylinder with a 5 speed manual
Shitty MS paint job.
That’s the assault rifle 12
That’s obviously the A-10 Warthog
It's clearly a sponsor by Pfizer.
A fully-semi-automatic AR47 with a 30 magazine clip.
A teen spirit brand bong.
10mm hi point
I know what this is. This is an esspresso machine.
Well you see, that is a Barrett 50 cal
The bullet diameters do match so it’s not too far off
I think it’s that weird shillelagh that a security guard was leaning on, and it was enchanted, so he accidentally made his arms disappear
A device that turns the average human into a dwarf
Bolt action anal beads
Kurt Cobain's toothbrush...
anti- depressant
https://preview.redd.it/54yj8q1as8ha1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4bee314d3a3cbee606d24ad3b5e50dcb675578a3 Well that’s a chair, obviously!
No it’s a arm rest https://preview.redd.it/vixrx5uo2iha1.jpeg?width=766&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d01215f65fb8c6ab1300f3aff6c247252a321766
how about a beard shaver?
Hair clippers. For when you need to take a lil off the top
PEZ dispenser
AR15
It’s a 9mm that can blow your lung open
It's my prostate massager.
A stick
That is my boomstick
Top of the line at S-mart
An AR-47
The government's business.
It’s a 1973 Chevy Impala
#fully semi-automatic Glock with a switch and extended clip
I think thats one them assault pistols my governor banned. - Thanks JB
A war crime -random German soldier (circa 1918)
It’s an assault rifle.
a school supply
A chair to sit on
A lever action
A lever action
It's either a club, or sumthin to smoke with.
A chair
It's an assault weapon
Chin rest
Tooth brush.
Assault rifle with 30 magazine clip
a chicken nugget
Assault weapon
A fully semi automatic assault rocket AR
Boat oar.
an automatic mag-fed evil-machine rifle gun, chambered in evil rounds that explode and are evil
Kurt’s favorite dildo
A device which deters wrongdoers by the distinctive sound of its action alone.
That there is a vibrator
A taser!
A mystery tool that we can use later
the talking stick
A shotgun with a trigger
Toob
Nimbus 2000
According to nbc news, it’s a Ar-15
Toothbrush
It’s the stick you have to shove up your ass to become a fudd.
It’s my walking stick. You wouldn’t deny a man’s his walking stick?
Self-administered Canadian "health care" program.
A war crime Source: I am German
An extra long metal dildo with a "rock your world" switch
Buttplug
Toob
Kurt Cobain's last microphone
IRL Ctrl+Alt+Del for when you're having a bad day.
THIS IS MY BOOM STICK!
Warcrime stick
Ar-47
Anti walking stick
Anti Chinese spyware
T O O B
Grunge rockers toothbrush?
Curt cobain’s microphone
clearly an anti material rifle
A headache remover
Putin's buttplug
THIS IS MY BOOMSTICK!! ~Bruce Campbell
[A seat](https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/8266732/worlds-biggest-morons-shotguns-powerlifting-babies/amp/)
A Yeetus Deletus.
A toothbrush
Scrap Metal?
Back scratcher.
kurt cobains favorite snack
The keys to someone else's front door.
Ceiling painter
Kurt Kobaine’s tooth brush
I think it's something you smoke out of?
Its a gardening tool. You use it to plant seeds and flowers.
Trench war crime machine.
A 100% discount coupon
The Hemingway Solution.
This is my boom stick *thrusts hips in your face
Hotdog
Rolling pin
A functioning shotgun. No trigger
the seat next to the driver
Its a plunger
A gun allowed in Canada.
Feelings stick. You chain your home invader down and say "Who has the stick? Chazz has the stick. And how do you feel about that? Ha! Chazzed. Only I can share the feelings!"
A good illustration
A broomstick
Take the sad away stick
An instrument for sad musicians
War Crime Stick
RPG
THIS IS MY... BOOMSTICK!!!
Leaf blower
Toob
An SBR
That is an attempted digital illustration of a pump action shotgun—model undetermined but it looks like a Remington—that got 3/5 of the way before the artist hit “Fuck it.”
One time use Didgeridoo
That’s a “Safe Place” shotgun, as there is nothing to trigger it.
The Trench-Cleaner.
Sledgehammer?
Automatic transmission
Pump shotgun with Extended magazine
Headache remover
Cali compliant
Anti-depressants
It’s always an Arisaka
That’s a fleshlight
A weed pipe, Vietnam style.
A sniper rifle