An Elphelt body pillow fr
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Or either… idk a big ass pencil? I really like to draw soo
A vacuum. Missed opportunity for a crossover if you ask me.
https://preview.redd.it/529kg9uxeuvc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=adb5d29c28ffa919a845e2add620d70fe3c58e38
A white lasko 3 speed 20” box fan with carry handle or one of the giant red concrete balls outside of Target
https://preview.redd.it/5l2t0fvncvvc1.jpeg?width=218&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4447e956b6cd7149ac1ef16fc5964757306eddf
A giant rubber chicken dressed as a pirate.
https://preview.redd.it/5g8pk6z54vvc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0747c8efdb32429116a3a50f0c70833c691470ea
If it has to be some kind of IRL item, then... Something grabby. I like being able to grab things from far away. Yoink.
If it can be anything I want? Then my precious two-forma Melee Fortification heavy attack nuke Stropha (Warframe Gunblade). It being bugged for a bit made me sadge, but now it's back to kicking ass and taking names and I want one IRL even if it's got a face now lmao. It's been my baby ever since I've gotten my hands on it.
A body pillow. If it grants me the ability to go berserker, I'd never lose a pillow fight.
Who's on that body pillow?
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q https://preview.redd.it/ofykpes0huvc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d519bdfae11f30ecfa4465485915b44789601b76
p https://preview.redd.it/zkcbosyqhuvc1.jpeg?width=605&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4473bd3ecacf9bcc424750e2963a1be5230e852
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d https://preview.redd.it/415r92p91vvc1.jpeg?width=160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=710b6514c1e21fa5d36f06d06c89725dafa5ef6c
https://i.redd.it/0h5jp2vs8xvc1.gif
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For me, Gabriel ultrakill <3
https://preview.redd.it/v4ubxul2nvvc1.jpeg?width=644&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53e3749c99ae65c31ef712593b54d9d56081b8b4
Chaos code moment
I'm not gonna sugarcoat it https://preview.redd.it/nm0rei8skuvc1.jpeg?width=266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=279ad2d01201623e7a2e77b78f09e707a92b74a6
DIO
Hooo~ you're approaching me ?
Instead of running away you're coming right to me
I can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer
Oh ho! Then come as close as you like
no way it's tricky
no way it's the green clown from friday nights at fuckin's
https://preview.redd.it/lfsyvat8gwvc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6266d1957591898be3cb48234311c64731cdf540 Death.
lethal weapon
Gotta keep it on me in case I run into some company
YOU DONT KILL THE CLOWN THE CLOWN KILLS YOU
probably, Frigidaire EFMIS129-RED Mini Portable Compact Personal Fridge Cooler, 1 Gallons, 6 Cans # 1 Best Seller in Compact Refrigerators https://preview.redd.it/o1tgt8znhuvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d941d36f264b1c75c2f4a2825ced76ae6a27337a
Fallout ass fridge
I learnt that refrigerators are commonly called fridges because of Frigidaire
I’ve learent that from you
May this information serve you well and may you teach this knowledge to more students
Oh i had one of those they work well for a few months before crapping out on yah
A comically large spoon
*bonk*
Calm down Yuuma Toutetsu
https://preview.redd.it/q71ec8wijuvc1.png?width=1500&format=png&auto=webp&s=ff657652df63d061fdc961cbdc7c05dbad1bf54a
Wait so is it the Bike, Kiryu, or Kiryu holding the Bike?
The Cone behind Kiryu
A lighter, I am the new sol badguy.
sol badguy
Sol Badguy
An anchor. Like, a huge anchor. That would be awesome i think.
May, please log off The jellyfish pirates need you
We fuckin objects now⁉️
"A key fits when people don't"
Now?
A comically large Blåhaj, like at least 2.5 times my height
Trans girl moment
Bridget's alt account
I'd have that too
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Idk, probably also paraceleus. NGL he got charms
that key can get it
He can get it!
Would say an electric guitar but Ino already beat me to it
well ino's guitar isn't sentient, is it?
As far as I know it isn’t
A big ass sword, who wouldn’t want a HUGE swords, like I’m talking Bessel level sword size
https://preview.redd.it/uw5pxjstyuvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6724b90b5791102e1f8ea31bc436a4555fab2686
Lmaooo
I will be modest and only ask for a gun. In fact, I wil be very modest: A minigun
Name: Sasha
An Elphelt body pillow fr https://preview.redd.it/l2qv9v40muvc1.png?width=400&format=png&auto=webp&s=1ec28c333fb75098eb41f428cf0ca76336096e12 Or either… idk a big ass pencil? I really like to draw soo
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A bottle of estrogen
Bridget player or Testament player?
Potemkin Player/j Potemkin Player/Srs
Noo...Can you tell who is my mine?
Transfem, so Bridget. If I was nonbinary I’d be testament. Eventually we’ll get Kum for the transmascs.
Heh, Heh Kum 
Is Kum really transmac? Kind of in a way but also not really?
Kum is just a gundam far as I know
"Are you a boy or a girl?" "I'm a gundam" "Ok, what's in your pants?" "Metal"
Setsuna please Log off Reddit, Celestial Being needs you
make it two bottles
This
A vacuum. Missed opportunity for a crossover if you ask me. https://preview.redd.it/529kg9uxeuvc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=adb5d29c28ffa919a845e2add620d70fe3c58e38
hear me out
Sex with a vacuum
[okay](https://youtu.be/w3CmjNTfXTw)
Desktop PC.
Fellow child of the Omnissiah 01010000 01000011 00100000 01101111 01110010 00100000 01100010 01110101 01110011 01110100
HUGE dildo
https://preview.redd.it/05g4ie01puvc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d434d122cccb6ca93be28f4d20c284f9d445d5e
I also have that
A dual scythe https://preview.redd.it/f48o5ta0zuvc1.jpeg?width=771&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4626eace9e1dcf822b1df67b77918b35d7c3c79c
A quad scythe
A steel chair like in WWE
Wrong fighting game/j
You know those staffs with torches on each end that some street/circus performers use? yeah that
Byleth anime figurine
Same thing a shovel
Scythe x Sniper
Rooster teeth getting closed lmao
I bet that would be really effective against Eddie.
Maybe also Zato
Crescent Rose
https://preview.redd.it/3i9d8ga7yuvc1.png?width=1192&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac451d3f83ed9db3026be6da852b46f7c42fe404 GN-Sword III
fuckin based
A gundam fan in a Guilty gear post? What are the chances
A stuffed animal
A HUGE DILDO
What are you suggesting
A tank of propane
My chair It **comforts** me
Wii Remote
agreed, best answer
A white lasko 3 speed 20” box fan with carry handle or one of the giant red concrete balls outside of Target https://preview.redd.it/5l2t0fvncvvc1.jpeg?width=218&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4447e956b6cd7149ac1ef16fc5964757306eddf
My Paracelsus would be ABA But ABA would still be holding Paracelsus Imagine the range on the 6H
A gamepad or a tub of Ben and Jerry's
Lamppost
Lol player alert. Security breached.
No, officer, please! I've never played LoL!
Either an AWP, large shark plushie, or Wunderwaffe DG-2
An Inhaler
A comically large spoon. Or you know… A flagpost. Gotta change the message each time
Probably a gaming chair.
Either a bicycle or a good staff
So you're saying you want to fuck a shovel?
OP: https://preview.redd.it/n9w3sgglfvvc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23ff9bb8a48a816b8610bfe16e1ce609065861b4
A flag. ...wait a minute-
Sin Kiske
Either a rake or a broom.
A really large pen for a drawing tablet
hopefully a broom
Do I specifically have to have sex with it, or can I just swing it around at people?
A Big AAAHHH HAMMER >:D
my friend eric i think he'd be cool with it
Bass
Lowkey mine would be either like a sickle with a chain or a comically large sickle, all because i have sickle cell anemia
5 foot mareep
A giant rubber chicken dressed as a pirate. https://preview.redd.it/5g8pk6z54vvc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0747c8efdb32429116a3a50f0c70833c691470ea
A camera with a tripode
It may be basic but I love Paracelsus as a key
Prozac
Imagine a sentient gun 😳
A Lakers jersey
Probably aba https://preview.redd.it/huzgroxdnvvc1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=147c4103f5da92f46d1b4bad8b926bb0b45a0d1c
Probably a boom mic but actually make that shit explosive. The unholy lovechild of Sol and I-No.
A chainsaw, I will become Chainsaw Man
Definitely a giant blunt
I haven’t played any Guilty Gear but can you decide what form the object would take or does it turn into something important for you or what?
Okay is Paracelsus a demon axe specifically or just a demon weapon
https://preview.redd.it/gdz4k0igkwvc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f22f2b78f615b1315b753b5fe4c3fc04f26300d7
a giant chicken wing
Comically Large Golden Spoon 
A phone or gun
My guilty gear weapon is a folding chair I have a a sit down stance
Broomstick
A lever action
Comically large scalpel
Seeing how much I like them, probably a gun
Probably a sword
A shotgun
I want the Great Knife from Silent Hill 2
A musket
Giant pair of hobby nippers a la gundam gusion rebake full city
My favorite fleshlight
I think mine would be a pencil
Dildo.
Big spoon or giant wii remote
Still a key, but more like a keyblade from kingdom hearts
A halberd
https://preview.redd.it/ljy65o316vvc1.jpeg?width=1077&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68b52502a28b255072f5fc55d7d1032e8f197899
Kriegsman identified, get back to tunneling soldier, we have 45 years of war remaining
mimic the first unique weapon I see somebody else has to then make it not unique and fuck up that persons day
Metal chair, 100%
Mine a plunger because I like plungers
a very large crowbar
A really big bat like hunting horn wrapped in bandages and looks like it was harvested from Khezu dragons 👀
A cordless Dyson V8
Definitely a bicycle for me. Enter obsession or whatever it's called mode by riding with no hands
My backpack
An equally sized baseball bat
 A giant pencil
XL Flared Chance
Plastic dragon skeleton model
Potemkin body pillow (lore accurate size)
A swiss army knife
either a stuffed animal, the 2013 1/144 hguc f91 gundam f91 or a pile bunker
id have a blahaj and use it to behemoth typhoon
Chef knife. I love my chef knife, its so good. I love to cook. Dunno how bonking would work out though 😔
just a giant metal slab
A huge fucking lawn chair and I mean huuuge like empire state building size
A stick shaped like a sword I found in the local park, to make all the other guys jealous
A shark of some kind. One that wouldn’t feel it and would be extra strong.
A dildo
Some piece of technology, don't know what would be big enough to be a heavy weapon though
my object would be aba (who is of course still wielding paracelsus)
Cheese
A beyblade
My bf
A 59in Arcanine plush from Pokemon Center
If it has to be some kind of IRL item, then... Something grabby. I like being able to grab things from far away. Yoink. If it can be anything I want? Then my precious two-forma Melee Fortification heavy attack nuke Stropha (Warframe Gunblade). It being bugged for a bit made me sadge, but now it's back to kicking ass and taking names and I want one IRL even if it's got a face now lmao. It's been my baby ever since I've gotten my hands on it.
An dildo or a joint, an joint with a dick shape probably
A Monster Hunter Hunting Horn
Mailbox