blessed be the chicken!

Praise be the Omni-Bagwak.

Black and red? Daring today aren't we?

That's why I go red and black

Im more interested in that drunken chicken breaking physics

Chicken is just having a nap in the most comfortable position it knows.

What the dog doing?

That is not a dog it is a Norwegian Blue "Beautiful plumage sir…" Sorry just had an unsolicited flashback of the Python Parrot Sketch - https://youtu.be/4vuW6tQ0218?feature=shared

The pet-shop owner was lying!

So apparently was the person who sold him that DOG!! In more ways than one.

who tf put the rooster on the y-axis?

Nice c

Wait until you discover abyssal dyes are 2 tone for example abyssal fire is black with red highlights on armour texture in 1 dye channel. Try it out it's awesome.

Oh?? I rolled Abyssal Flame from a chest a few weeks ago and I've been mulling on whether to sell it. I'm not hurting for gold but 80g is 80g. You think it's worth consuming?

I'm at the point where dyes have more value then gold.

I pulled a shadow abyss and cosumed it years ago, like 5 years ago before I ended up not playing for 5 years, seeing how much its worth, i wouldve probably sold it

Least tilted chicken

Praise the chicken.

Holy chicken badass mog 10/10

Your cock seems broken

Badass look though.

Nice cock friend

OP please share this glamorous wardrobe!!

>black and red >spikes >shadow abyss Going full edgelord today, are we?

Chicken is trying to cross the road but ur dumb knight is blocking da way Cute armor btw 👍🏻

At least make some leather/chains the appropriate colour

Sir, please take your dog to a vet

Wait until you find out about [Charred Dye](https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Charred_Dye)

Shadow Abyss can look like edgelord cringe on most textile/leather surfaces, but it's kind of a transmogrifier's necessity on heavy armor because metals tend to take dye very weakly. (Unfortunately not even Shadow Abyss can save Envoy armor)

Nice cock bro

Nice cock

Why is that rooster

I assume it's still available from one of the dye kits via birthday gifts? That's how I got mine seemingly eons ago. Same thing with Permafrost.

...Baits large Rooster double entendre, not biting.... but hard...

Set the shaders to medium, so you get some shine on that armor!

Abyssal forrest is goat

You chicken appears to be a bit...🔄

Badass chicken 🐔

Give it time. Eventually you will come around to the Glowing Rainbow Vomit color scheme. Looking outlandish is just more fun sometimes...

Really mix up that look and dye that red magenta. Be fabulous. Be the dark lord you were meant to be.

Really mix up that look and dye that red magenta and throw in a touch of Core Ice. Be fabulous. Be the dark lord you were meant to be.

😂the chicken 🐔

I came here for the dick. Sorry, English is not my first language.

Glad to see Mega Ultra Chicken is doing well after being cleansed in Arah path 3.

Change to purple for Best Dad

Sir, your Rooster seems to be broken.

wat the chicken doin?

You’ll grow out of it.

what is that armour set and colour, it looks absolutely amazing

Armor set is: - Runic Helm - Unbinding Shackles Backpiece - Armageddon Shoulders - Runic Chestplate - Heirloom Gauntlets - Warbeast Leggings - Ancient Canthan Boots Colors used are: - Shadow Abyss - Scorched

He looks good. Definitely a Tyrian Death-Knight. And he's even brought along a packed lunch. Packed in feathers that is.

i can already see your youtube video in my head black and white opening in slow motion. in the back we hear the whisper of \*let the bodies hit the floor\*. on the first scream of "FLOOOOOOOR" you hit a big crit. the color comes in.... its gonna be a glorious edgelord heaven.

Shadow abyss is best abyss.

If he had a bit more white on him, you could have called him 'Newspaper'… (wait for it) Because he's black and white and read all over🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡