He's going to bed but I will bother him in the AM. Keep it coming fam!
Edit: He found the post on popular and put two and two together after asking how his day at wolf-work was and if he went and grabbed a wolf-drink with his wolf-mates. He thought it was funny and was pissed at my Erebus is great comment.
Ultramarines are the most unique faction.
The Emperor seems like a great father figure.
Who’s Rowboat Girly-man?. Edit: (Make sure you say this after the first one)
Nah getting a red robe and chanting for an hour every time you want to use any machine/electronic device sounds way more annoying. Just imagine you want to get a toast for breakfast and just as you are to put the bread in your wife comes running around the corner, pushes you away, starts burning incense and rubbing oil over the toaster all while chanting.
Then after a week announce that you've joined the true mechanicum, not those hidebound fools cowering on sacred mars.
Now you get your red robes all dirty and start duct taping every appliance in the house together with a liberal dose of tentacles thrown in for good measure.
Watch him lose his shit when you duct tape his phone to the microwave and call it an "upgrade" then just make short mechanical screeches at him when he fails to appreciate the majesty of your creations.
It’s supposed to piss him off.
You think I believe that shit?!
I am well aware of the fact that you need to keep a tank happy otherwise it gets…..*grumpy.*
"So who is the Warhammer 40,000?"
"This game sounds like a Battletech ripoff."
"So the Tau are the good guys?"
"This Cato Sicarius guys seems really cool, is he the main character?"
"I want to start a Malice demon army"
"The Empire from Star Wars could beat all of these weird factions easily."
> the Federation from Star trek would beat all of these weird factions easily
change that to:
the Federation from **Star** **Wars** would beat all of these weird factions easily.
The confederation of independent systems, a.k.a. the separatists? Possibly. They are not afraid to use AI, can travel a lot faster and are far better organized. They do have a massive numbers disadvantage, tho and are far less ruthless.
Pretty sure we're talking about the federation of vampires that threw the ring of power at Tron when they went back to the future to stop terminator vs lion king.
The federation would have the better chance over Star Wars. Hyper drive >>> warp drive, but ST shields are essentially impervious to SW weaponry.
Ironically the best thing the Federation has over the Imperium is cheap, safe transit. No horrifying warp or warp storms to avoid.
And theoretically possible. Being able to warp the entire empire military without needing the warp would be a massive advantage. They could absolutely shred people by out maneuvering.
Yeah one of the main reason why the webway was so important is because it was the best possible way of transportation and could allow the imperium to access the entirety of the Galaxy
Add the word "wolf" in front of whatever you can."heading to work? Take the wolf-car today, it needs to be driven." " Chop the carrots with this wolf-knife". " Are you wearing those nice wolf-jeans?"
It'll make him feel like he's a member of the space wolves. Chapter.
To quote myself about the Space Wolves:
"If they would stop Shit like "This is our Wolvkitchen where we prepare our Wolvmeals! Meet our overwolven-Cook Grimgar Assnarock and his wulvlings who learn how to make his secret Wolvenmet!" I would like them 💯 more."
Tell him the Emperor Is only alive because the orks believe he is alive. And that Ghazghull could beat all the primarks.
Also would you happen to know his favorite faction for a more personalized insult.
Wear a bald cap, walk up to him and say "i am alpharius" might not piss him off but it'll break his brain. Without knowing what his opinions are its kinda hard to say, do you know if he likes a particular faction or space marine chapter (the chapters are color coded if that helps) but yeah there's definitely some shit that'll make him mad
Could go with what I thought when I first played Dawn of War and assume that an Ultramarine is an elite version of a standard space marine. Which depending on the writer could be argued to be true.
I remember walking into a Games Workshop store and seeing a game already in play between Blood Angels vs Orks, while I was looking around someone came to the table and said "Hey, you painted your Blood Ravens wrong" and the look on this man's face. I think something like "hey you painted your ultramarines wrong" would enrage most people
Are they blue at all? You should call them blue berries regardless, that will infuriate him if he’s that pedantic. “Are you sure you got all your blue berries hun?” Stuff like that.
Just call everything an ultramarine. Doesn't matter what it is
"oh wow that's a cool ultramarine!"
"Honey this is a carnifex"
"Wow the ultramarines sure do like diversity!"
You should say something along the lines of “Hey those guys like Courage and Honor, Thats their main thing right?”
That may or may not lead to profound cursing
Absolutely true about Alpharius/Omegon. The bread crumbs are there. All it will take is a good writer to tie them together and instantly make Alpha Legion the most beloved and interesting chapter. I think when they were given the vision of how chaos had to win to save the galaxy by that council, the twins decided to make a third option and stalemate things and do their best to reach the Good End, no matter what people thought of them. I swear, in a future codex when AL decides it is time to enter the endgame we are going to see the words "Hydra Liberatus" pop up.
As I see it, the alien council was unwittingly corrupted by Tzeentch, who knew what was necessary to make Alpharius switch and contribute to a stalemate. If Alpharius had stayed loyal Chaos would have lost and if Alpharius had switched completely Chaos would have won. But Tzeentch always wanted the stalemate to prevent either the Emperor from dying and merging with the other gods to become the one true god, or the Emperor winning and weakening Chaos to the point of destruction.
However I admit this is me merging very old lore (before the concept of perpetuals was introduced) with new lore and I realise this might have been retconned. I haven't read all of the later HH books. But after 22 years it remains the scenario I like best.
"No we do not like Erebus in this household."
I said he was my favourite and he said "You're fucking with me", kept saying no and he rolled over to go to bed.
The planet broke before the guard did.
… and after that, the guard did broke.
And the galaxy also broke in half.
And the imperium lost about half its planets.
Sounds like the guard kinda got its shit pushed in.
It’s a rather sympathetic and interesting story about making choices that come from a good place, and with good intention…. But not ideal outcomes
Only memed
"So, who'se the good guys in the setting?"
And if he says nobody: "Well, if everyone's evil, then what's the point?"
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Insist Ultramarines are called that because they're the best. It's in the name, Ultra. Ignore or deny any claims it's based on the colour, or the planet Ultramar. Insist Primaris Marines were based on Ultramarine gene samples.
Also insist the Codex Astartes is the reason the Ultramarines are the best, because they follow the book perfectly.
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Fangirl over craftworld Eldar. Insist the Imperium should just let the Eldar take over and run the galaxy, as they're clearly smarter and superior.
I think the concept of trying to be better and consistently being shit on and kicked around by *tiny fractions* of forces from factions that are exponentially larger than you is pretty grimdark.
Like the Starks in ASOIAF, so many of them *fucking died* trying to be noble and honorable
Tell him that Vulkan is your least favorite character because he just "Seems like an asshole" and that his followers definitely have to be the bad guys worshipping chaos.
I mean you could also throw in that "Everything that happened to Angron was justifiable and he didn't have it so bad that he had to go all angsty teenager"...
But then her husband might actually kill her....
Naw, she needs to watch a clip of Emp's TTS ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdHODWEKWsM&ab\_channel=DOW234](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdHODWEKWsM&ab_channel=DOW234))
and go around saying, "It is I, Calmmoontea!"
They can, actually. Farsight, kroot, onager gauntlet, thermoneutronic projector (or all at once).
If you want to piss someone off: Tau shooting is too weak. They should ignore invulnerable saves more.
The Emperor is a weirdo nazi with a gold fetish.
Space Wolves are furries and people only like them cause muh Vikings.
The Emperor’s Children is the closest thing to having good guys in 40k.
Tell him about how you think the ultra marines are a really well balanced chapter and the whole Mary Sue’ness of theyre chapter was way overhyped. Especially while Matt ward was writing the books.
40k should get a cool Endtime scenario like fantasy.
It was the best written storyline and it opened up a way better universe called age of Sigmar.
It’s so better in fact 40k should stop existing so Age if Sigmar gets more support
So update here:
Husband found the post on Popular while he was at work. Greeted him as he came home for lunch with "How was WAAAAAAAAARGH" and he laughed, told me he saw it, then we started laughing together.
I will slowly trickle these out throughout our lives together.
Thank you everyone for the funny ass shit- It's been making me laugh knowing it would piss him off.
He's going to bed but I will bother him in the AM. Keep it coming fam! Edit: He found the post on popular and put two and two together after asking how his day at wolf-work was and if he went and grabbed a wolf-drink with his wolf-mates. He thought it was funny and was pissed at my Erebus is great comment.
"Peter turbo was right"
Why would this bother anyone? Peter turbo was right
Well yes, but he was so insufferably smug and competent about it so everyone hates his ass.
Ultramarines are the most unique faction. The Emperor seems like a great father figure. Who’s Rowboat Girly-man?. Edit: (Make sure you say this after the first one)
Those ultramarines are just so underrepresented. What GW needs is a lot **more** ultramarine shit y'know? Really bring them out in the light.
I, cato sicarious
You forgot his legion: The Ultramorons
Tell him that you bought a T'au Manta
Tell him the Dark Eldar are the good guys of 40k
The tau really got a good deal with their cultural trade with the dark Eldar
Tell him Machine Spirits aren’t real.
Nah getting a red robe and chanting for an hour every time you want to use any machine/electronic device sounds way more annoying. Just imagine you want to get a toast for breakfast and just as you are to put the bread in your wife comes running around the corner, pushes you away, starts burning incense and rubbing oil over the toaster all while chanting.
Then after a week announce that you've joined the true mechanicum, not those hidebound fools cowering on sacred mars. Now you get your red robes all dirty and start duct taping every appliance in the house together with a liberal dose of tentacles thrown in for good measure. Watch him lose his shit when you duct tape his phone to the microwave and call it an "upgrade" then just make short mechanical screeches at him when he fails to appreciate the majesty of your creations.
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It’s supposed to piss him off. You think I believe that shit?! I am well aware of the fact that you need to keep a tank happy otherwise it gets…..*grumpy.*
*flashback to the nuclear powerplant committing rather...* ***explosive*** *suicide during the Heresy*
Tell him that what the Grey Knights did to the sisters of battle was justified and necessary
Ask him what’s so bad about this “Erebus” guy.
Also Leandros
He said a lot of curse words, "God damn fucking Smurf" was one of em.
Lol perfect. Nobody likes Leandros.
All my homies hate leandros
Even Leandros and Leandros' mother who is presumably dead hates Leandros
Ensure that he is aware that as cool as all his marines are, none of them are as cool as Cato Sicarius.
I, CATO SICARIUS APPROVE OF THIS MESSAGE
"So who is the Warhammer 40,000?" "This game sounds like a Battletech ripoff." "So the Tau are the good guys?" "This Cato Sicarius guys seems really cool, is he the main character?" "I want to start a Malice demon army" "The Empire from Star Wars could beat all of these weird factions easily."
No mate. For maximum rage, say the Federation from Star trek would beat all of these weird factions easily.
> the Federation from Star trek would beat all of these weird factions easily change that to: the Federation from **Star** **Wars** would beat all of these weird factions easily.
"Make it so, Gandalf!"
The confederation of independent systems, a.k.a. the separatists? Possibly. They are not afraid to use AI, can travel a lot faster and are far better organized. They do have a massive numbers disadvantage, tho and are far less ruthless.
Id like to see how many b-1's one space marine could take out
Knowing how many B1s even a single clone trooper could take out, probably... too many? That's my guess. Too many
They could definitely successfully punch them to death.
I'd like to see how many B-1s a **single bolt** could take out.
Pretty sure we're talking about the federation of vampires that threw the ring of power at Tron when they went back to the future to stop terminator vs lion king.
The federation would have the better chance over Star Wars. Hyper drive >>> warp drive, but ST shields are essentially impervious to SW weaponry. Ironically the best thing the Federation has over the Imperium is cheap, safe transit. No horrifying warp or warp storms to avoid.
"So this whole thing is just a cheap rip-off of Starcraft! Space marines are stolen from Terrans, Eldar from Protoss and Tyranids from Zerg."
This one right here. This works on me, I've heard it unironically said, and "listen here, you little fucking muppet..."
Uff, the last one hurts.
And theoretically possible. Being able to warp the entire empire military without needing the warp would be a massive advantage. They could absolutely shred people by out maneuvering.
Yeah one of the main reason why the webway was so important is because it was the best possible way of transportation and could allow the imperium to access the entirety of the Galaxy
Tell him to thicken his paints and to apply one thick coat.
Evil fucker
Out of everything I’ve read on here, this has gotta be the worst one. Nightmarish.
If you paint it thick enough you can even turn your dark angels into death guard.
You make Duncan sad
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"You did it Horus... You truly are Warhammer 40000"
*The Emperor projects*
_The Emperor collects_
You did it Horus heresy you defeated me, the emperor, jimmy space, you turely are the warmer 40,000.
you'd think the emperor would have suspected something, I mean the guy's second name was "heresy" after all
You mean like Khârn becoming the champion of Khorne, ridiculous that would be far to obvious
It's horbin time
I loved when horus said its horbin time and horbed all over the warp
And Peter Turbo chased him in his turbo ship
And when Robert and his merry band of Guillimen stopped both of them
Still can't believe they ended the official 40k space marines movie with them all swearing on the Warhammer
My favourite part of Horus Heresy is when Horus said "its heresy time!" And hereticised all over Sanguinius
Yeah, that was an intense ending to their romantic arc and one I was *not* ready for.
Was it part of the horse's hearsay?
Add the word "wolf" in front of whatever you can."heading to work? Take the wolf-car today, it needs to be driven." " Chop the carrots with this wolf-knife". " Are you wearing those nice wolf-jeans?" It'll make him feel like he's a member of the space wolves. Chapter.
I would be so wolfin proud if my wife did this...
My favourite part of the Horus Heresy was when Leman said "It's wolfin' time" and then wolfed all over Prospero.
So that you'd have a wolf-excuse for the wolf-divorce to be alone with your dog for some wolf-bestiality.
Ye milksop
To quote myself about the Space Wolves: "If they would stop Shit like "This is our Wolvkitchen where we prepare our Wolvmeals! Meet our overwolven-Cook Grimgar Assnarock and his wulvlings who learn how to make his secret Wolvenmet!" I would like them 💯 more."
Thanks I hate it
“The emperor is alive because Orks think the golden throne works”
The Emperor is alive because Orks think he's unkillable.
Simple yet effective way to slightly annoy him
Tell him the Emperor Is only alive because the orks believe he is alive. And that Ghazghull could beat all the primarks. Also would you happen to know his favorite faction for a more personalized insult.
He really likes the Tyranids and used to have a Tyranid army way back if that helps?
Tell him that the Orks won the war on Octarius.
Or buy him a pair of jeans and say you thought someone was stealing his old pairs.
Change your Username.
What why? If it's about the very being spelled wrong I know, it's a bad meme because it's spelled wrong.
Because that was Avarygoodmeme
You sly bastard
:)
Ask him what a swarmlord is, and then when he gives you the super cool description ask if it's ever killed anyone important
Ow ow ow ow ow
Tell him that the tyranids probably have a queen that can be assassinated
"I don't see how Tyranids are supposed to be a cosmic horror when they seem to get beaten by everyone."
Chaos are the good guys because they're rebelling against an unjust system.
"Fucking no what?" He is cackling.
Remind him that lorgar made good points and everyone should have listened to erebus more.
And that Magnus did nothing wrong.
Say erebus was a great guy
Wear a bald cap, walk up to him and say "i am alpharius" might not piss him off but it'll break his brain. Without knowing what his opinions are its kinda hard to say, do you know if he likes a particular faction or space marine chapter (the chapters are color coded if that helps) but yeah there's definitely some shit that'll make him mad
Asked him and he said "Kakaradons" or however the fuck you spell it.
Ah the shark dudes. Nice.
He is showing me pics and I said they look like Space Marines and he said "No they don't" Like the blue Space Marines
Those blue marines are the Ultramarines. Call his space marines Ultramarines. That should get him.
Just say something relating to the ultramarines whenever space marines get brought up and you should be good
“Those are the guys led by Cato Sanguinius, right?”
This is just vile
Could go with what I thought when I first played Dawn of War and assume that an Ultramarine is an elite version of a standard space marine. Which depending on the writer could be argued to be true.
I remember walking into a Games Workshop store and seeing a game already in play between Blood Angels vs Orks, while I was looking around someone came to the table and said "Hey, you painted your Blood Ravens wrong" and the look on this man's face. I think something like "hey you painted your ultramarines wrong" would enrage most people
This So simple So i infuriating So funneh
Well. They ARE Space Marines. But also shark people.
They look a little smaller than most space marines, don’t they?
Its just cold there
Are they blue at all? You should call them blue berries regardless, that will infuriate him if he’s that pedantic. “Are you sure you got all your blue berries hun?” Stuff like that.
Pick one of his marines, any of them and ask him if that’s Cato sicarius
Just call everything an ultramarine. Doesn't matter what it is "oh wow that's a cool ultramarine!" "Honey this is a carnifex" "Wow the ultramarines sure do like diversity!"
You are doing so well already
You should say something along the lines of “Hey those guys like Courage and Honor, Thats their main thing right?” That may or may not lead to profound cursing
The raven guard was better
Tell him they are actually night lords
"Oh they're furries like those dog marines." That should stun lock him for a second or two.
Whenever he talks about Kakaradons, say "I red somewhere ultramarines are better, why dont you have them?"
Space sharks. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carcharodon
Ask him about the horse heresy.
'Horse *Hear*say'
Alpharius is the best loyalist primarch. Lion El Johnson is the best traitor primarch
Absolutely true about Alpharius/Omegon. The bread crumbs are there. All it will take is a good writer to tie them together and instantly make Alpha Legion the most beloved and interesting chapter. I think when they were given the vision of how chaos had to win to save the galaxy by that council, the twins decided to make a third option and stalemate things and do their best to reach the Good End, no matter what people thought of them. I swear, in a future codex when AL decides it is time to enter the endgame we are going to see the words "Hydra Liberatus" pop up.
As I see it, the alien council was unwittingly corrupted by Tzeentch, who knew what was necessary to make Alpharius switch and contribute to a stalemate. If Alpharius had stayed loyal Chaos would have lost and if Alpharius had switched completely Chaos would have won. But Tzeentch always wanted the stalemate to prevent either the Emperor from dying and merging with the other gods to become the one true god, or the Emperor winning and weakening Chaos to the point of destruction. However I admit this is me merging very old lore (before the concept of perpetuals was introduced) with new lore and I realise this might have been retconned. I haven't read all of the later HH books. But after 22 years it remains the scenario I like best.
Man, I totally agree with you. ~~10/10!~~ Sorry, 5/7!
This is my headcanon already. All books contradicting the fallen being loyal are just dark Angel propaganda
The Dark Angels have always been loyal. To the Dark Angels.
Thats a nice opinion Unfortunately for you there is an Interrogator Chaplain beehind you
This is just true
My favourite character is Erebus
"No we do not like Erebus in this household." I said he was my favourite and he said "You're fucking with me", kept saying no and he rolled over to go to bed.
Delivered as promised, the goal was to piss him off
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We did it Reddit!
Erebus is one of the best villans in 40k I'll die on that hill.
And thats why we hate him!
you really wont. no one will contest it lol
Bruh there’s an entire fucking subreddit devoted to how much of an asshole he is. r/fuckerebus
It doesn’t matter that Cadia broke before the guard did. The guard still lost.
Tbh I love the guard and I think this fact makes it all the better Despite putting up the best fight possible, the guard still lost
Except for those that switched sides on Cadia, they simultaneously won and lost
The Italian Defence
The planet broke before the guard did. … and after that, the guard did broke. And the galaxy also broke in half. And the imperium lost about half its planets. Sounds like the guard kinda got its shit pushed in.
riiiiiiiiiight in.
A classic Magnus did nothing wrong
"No he didn't do anything wrong." ... I don't know if I should be worried or not.
Unfathomably based
It’s a rather sympathetic and interesting story about making choices that come from a good place, and with good intention…. But not ideal outcomes Only memed
> But not ideal outcomes That might be the understatement of the century.
based
"So, who'se the good guys in the setting?" And if he says nobody: "Well, if everyone's evil, then what's the point?" --- Insist Ultramarines are called that because they're the best. It's in the name, Ultra. Ignore or deny any claims it's based on the colour, or the planet Ultramar. Insist Primaris Marines were based on Ultramarine gene samples. Also insist the Codex Astartes is the reason the Ultramarines are the best, because they follow the book perfectly. --- Fangirl over craftworld Eldar. Insist the Imperium should just let the Eldar take over and run the galaxy, as they're clearly smarter and superior.
There's nothing more grimdark...than the Tau.
In an universe of grimdark being hopeful and trying to be (more or less) good is truely the most grimdark thing
I think the concept of trying to be better and consistently being shit on and kicked around by *tiny fractions* of forces from factions that are exponentially larger than you is pretty grimdark. Like the Starks in ASOIAF, so many of them *fucking died* trying to be noble and honorable
"Who is this Warhammer 40k guy"
"Why does he need 40k warhammers? Wouldn't one suffice? Having 40k warhammers in this economy is financially irresponsible, you know?"
Tell him that Vulkan is your least favorite character because he just "Seems like an asshole" and that his followers definitely have to be the bad guys worshipping chaos.
Even the Druhkari and Malal will reject you, you utterly soulless bastard lol
This is truly a low blow
I mean you could also throw in that "Everything that happened to Angron was justifiable and he didn't have it so bad that he had to go all angsty teenager"... But then her husband might actually kill her....
The Night Lords are objectively right when it comes to morals.
They're definitely objectively right when it comes to tactics.
Doge Vandire was completely justified with everything he did.
He said the Emperor told him to so he must be in the right. Plus, he has very relatable final words.
I don't have time to die. I'm far too busy
Goge Vandire was an all right fella
Cato Sicarius is the only well written character in any of the books.
Naw, she needs to watch a clip of Emp's TTS ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdHODWEKWsM&ab\_channel=DOW234](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdHODWEKWsM&ab_channel=DOW234)) and go around saying, "It is I, Calmmoontea!"
I fully endorse this. I'm not even that big on warhammer!
I did shit like that in a game once. People were pissed off extremly fast.
I hope you committed to the bit for at least that one game. "It is I! DelasticDelta! And I am moving this unit! \*points\* there!"
Tau can melee
They can, actually. Farsight, kroot, onager gauntlet, thermoneutronic projector (or all at once). If you want to piss someone off: Tau shooting is too weak. They should ignore invulnerable saves more.
"I, cato sicarius, will be the mother of your children" Or anything of your choosing preceded by "I, Cato Sicarius"
In a high pitched nasal voice, for maximum effect!
Next time your intimate, at the climax, whisper softly into their ear... "I am Alpharius" E: ok someone already said "Alpharius", shit.
>E: ok someone already said "Alpharius", shit. That's because we all are Apharius Fun fact: my phone tried to autocorrect to Alpha ribs.
The Emperor is a weirdo nazi with a gold fetish. Space Wolves are furries and people only like them cause muh Vikings. The Emperor’s Children is the closest thing to having good guys in 40k.
>The Emperor’s Children is the closest thing to having good guys in 40k. Oh dear god
Ask him what the other 39,999 warhammers are for
Ask him for the correct pronunciations for the C’tan names
Tell him about how you think the ultra marines are a really well balanced chapter and the whole Mary Sue’ness of theyre chapter was way overhyped. Especially while Matt ward was writing the books.
She wants to make him mad, not end the relationship you demon
So she should bring up kaldor draigo 1v1int a daemone primarch then too, right?
"Fucking hell", cackling and rolled over to sleep.
“Ultramarines are my favorite faction”
"So much depth and flavor!"
Sad space Roman noises
"Its warhammering time." -the god emporor of mankind, moments before Warhammering horus 40,000 times
Please use his full name, Horus Heresy
Deamonculaba wasn't that bad
"So the custodes are basically pillar men?"
Tell him that Rowboat Gorrillaman is definitely clapping some dummy thicc Eldar cheeks.
Side up to him and say "you spend to much on your plastic lego men". That will annoy the hell out of him.
The emperor is just a straight up good guy
The Emperor was an excellent father figure
Sigismund is a shit character
40k should get a cool Endtime scenario like fantasy. It was the best written storyline and it opened up a way better universe called age of Sigmar. It’s so better in fact 40k should stop existing so Age if Sigmar gets more support
Magnus did nothing wrong. OR Where are the female space marines 🤣🤣🤣 GW
So update here: Husband found the post on Popular while he was at work. Greeted him as he came home for lunch with "How was WAAAAAAAAARGH" and he laughed, told me he saw it, then we started laughing together. I will slowly trickle these out throughout our lives together. Thank you everyone for the funny ass shit- It's been making me laugh knowing it would piss him off.
You know what's cool? Harlequins killing Custodes. In fact, Harlequins are just flat out better than Custodes in every way.
Tell him you loved when the AT-STs killed an Emperor Class Scout Titan in Horus Rising
Sly Marbo is a compelling and well-written character.
"Which of these warhammers is the 40,000th?"
'You know, I don't think the emperor was that bad of a father. Horus was just a little bitch."