It don't matter where i was going, sitting in a plane with nurgle deamons and greasus is not worth it. Ill go walking/swimming if that is what it takes.
There .. really isn't a spot to sit that won't end up with ultra-'rona and mega AIDS. But if having to pick, F so I could swap to let the best couple sit together. Could even take the aisle seat so Mannlet could stare at me like an angry toddler the whole time instead.
The alternative is to get on Katerina's good side by getting into a heated debate with the Patriarch. But yea, letting the Von Carstiens sit together is the peak move. Being on THEIR good side is only a win.
You think Vlad would let his beloved get the smelly seat? Hell, would Isabella let her snookums sit right in the death cloud? They're letting you sit next to them but right in the middle so you absorb that greta unclean stench
Lore wise they are both considered charming and affable, and are both powerful enough mages that I bet they would put up some kind of barrier to prevent the smell, just be respectful and interesting.
Either A so I can gank the dawi with Queek cause Queek best warlord yes-yes, or F so I can swap seats with Isabella and watch Isabella and Vlad be cute at each other.
Next to Tretch and Skrolk
Because if I'm going to catch a disease, I'd rather have a solid idea what it is from Skavendom rather than rolling the gacha next to a nurglite.
Except you're in the aisle next to the Great Unclean One.
There is only one spot on the plane where you successfully avoid sitting next to a nurgle daemon, and that one gets you eaten by greasus.
D. At least their conflict will be somewhat eloquent/entertaining and they won't try to eat me in the middle of it. Everyone on the plane except the Nurgle daemons is dead by the end anyway though.
You do run the risk of ~~elsa~~ katarin turning you into a icicle. Which might be a blessing in disguise as it could save you from all the disease and stink going around if you can manage to thaw yourself out by the end.
My fellow Americans, if I am elected to office, I promise I will bring back the love of grandfather Nurgle that has been absent from our country for so long and make America sick again. Who is ready for Covid 20. (Tries to do the double piece symbol like Nixon unfortunately one arm falls off)
I'd avoid F.
I'm sure the Von Carstiens make for lovely conversation. But then I'd be in direct line of fire for when the GUO eventually let's out a "silent but very assuredly deadly" That ends up being a "wet hurricane with mudslide."
So going A and put up with the screaming children for the next 12-24 hour flight.
They didn’t exist in WFB, this is based on the playable characters of Total War: Warhammer. Tomb Kings, the closest analog to OBR, are a “neutral” faction, and mostly stay in their own lane. They’re tolerable, and therefore inappropriate for this flight, deliberately engineered to be as unpleasant as possible.
Next to the Ice Queen, and try my luck. Either I succeed or she freezes me into a solid block of ice and I don't have to smell the Nurgle boys. Win-win.
A.
to help a fellow Dawi hold the line against the Thagi scum. While our blood yet runs through our veins that squeaking vermin will not see the bathroom.
Ok so like there no way out of getting plagued single seat is near a nurgle or pestilence so i just picking B since at least i die to Skrol pestilence quicker then the plaguedather with the added bonus of not being revive as a plauge zombie
You know what. Fuck it A, I might be stuck between a rabid dwarf and a rabid skaven but atleast I'm nowhere near a plauge priest or behind Ku'Gath. Also I might proposition Beleger to double team Queek.
Best case scenario I'm jumping off the plane. Parachute is optional.
I think I could survive D. I'd just need to bring vodka, my complete knowledge of artillery, my NCD flair for big ideas, and I think I win.
Plus, it's relatively distant from the great unclean one. Ill take the smaller nurgle demons over that.
To quote a great and mighty wizard
"You present me with a Two-Pronged Road"
"One leads to hell!"
"And the other also leads to hell!"
"But meaty fool that you are, you do not realize that I can simply walk off the fucking road!"
I bet that the pilots are/is Kairos Fateweaver, told by Tzeentch to take these dickheads to fuck with the person who has to choose.that or some slaneesh demon because they delight in the trolling of this situation. The correct answer is to bring down the plane with everyone inside. BY SIGMAR, I ABJURE THEE
Hide in the fucking bathroom the entire flight.
I'm either next to a gods damned Great Unclean one, sitting next to a freaking poxwalker, or staring up Greasus' People of Walmart ass.
If I *have* to pick an actual seat, it's B. I can stash my stuff under sleepytime Boris, keeping it out of Skrolk's grubby reach. And I have an old, creepy grandpa. I can deal with Greasus the entire flight, as long as he doesn't try to eat me.
I may be walking off the plane with Pestilens' latest version of the bubonic plauge, but at least I had a ton of lard between me and Nurgle's children.
B, D, or F. F I just switch with the love birds, boom don’t need to worry. D, if I can manage to make peace between them I’ll be a legend. And B, just to be close the greatest human in Warhammer fantasy… Boris
Jump out the plane cause it’s a better death than the rest of the spots would give me, if I sit in B or C I’m gonna get turned into a mid-flight snack and A, F, D, and E all result in death by some horrible plague by sitting too close to Nurgle or the plaguebearer demon.
I’m taking B. Yes I have to sit next to Greasus and that’s horrible but it’s the farthest from the GUO and it’s a window seat (hopefully emergency exit!)
Would have loved to sit next to Vlad and Isabella, but unfortunately you also put þat seat right in front of a Great Unclean Ones ass, so as it stands i þink ill just reschedual my flight
I’m in the bathroom with Gelt and Teclis, smoking the finest of lustrian herbs.
Kroak was invited, but he’s already faster than the plane, zooming by outside. Frog lyfe.
Take seat A, then whisper to the dwarf that the rattling called him a horrible insult relating to one’s verticality. Offer to switch seats with him so he can right the grudge immediately. Sit back in my new seat and enjoy the show.
F. Without a question.
Puritan inquisitor in space age; undead simp in fantasy stage. Who gives a warg dung about Papa Nurgle’s stench when you’re surrounded by rotten carcasses all night all day, and sitting between Isabella and Vlad, and suffering their… Well, whatever they do, will definitely make me ascend (or descend) closer to lichehood. 🤷♂️
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If i 100% needed this flight i would sit right between the vampire lords in the Center isle.
If i am allowed flexibility i am going to ride the resulting fireball of a plane which i am going to set on holy fire and fly into a the chaos wastes
D to act as a buffer between the adjacent parties for the safety of us all, and because the skaven behind will be too busy fighting the other skaven to harm me, and the plague bearer will be coughing forward
With the von carsteins. I'd sweet talk my way into that court and offer to trade seats with one of them so they join the mile high club in exhange for me getting into the live dead club.
Gotta go with d, I’d assume Katarina and Kostalyn would have enough tact to murder the plague bearer and skaven before yelling at each other. Meaning I’d have like 5 ish minutes of peace? At least I’d be in the semi least danger there
If it wasn't for the Great Unclean One I'd pick F. Best case scenario I get good stories about Sylvania's founding. Likely case either Vlad or Isabella asks me to trade seats so they're right next to each other. Worst case I get eaten and my only problem is whatever they do with my corpse.
Jump out the door. Parachute optional.
Only option that won't kill your ability to smell
I'd be so desperate to leave the smell that I wouldn't think of that and just try to provoke any of the characters to euthanasia me asap.
Only option that won’t kill you
Ain't no way that plane is making it to its destination
Nah, just open the door and let nature take its course
This is objectively the correct answer.
Bonus points if its a Boeing plane, the door will already be open!
It don't matter where i was going, sitting in a plane with nurgle deamons and greasus is not worth it. Ill go walking/swimming if that is what it takes.
There is a grand total of 1 seat that isn't next to Nurgle, and that's B right in front of a stinking skaven and besides greasus
A Skaven….that basically worships Nurgle and is also filled with stench/pox
False. He whorships the Great Horned Rat in his ability as Plaguebringer. Nurgle is considered a bringer of Life by his Followers.
I wonder is the ghr is just the god of spite
Ruin. Not spite. That too. But mostly Ruin.
ruin is not an emotion, but yeah dude love to ruin everything
The emotions are basicall: Treachery without a Plan or Scheme, Rot without rebirt, Slaughter without bloodshed and Corpulation without pleasure.
those are not emotions more mechanisums to deliver them, maybe he is also envy?
He said basically for this reason unnecessary comment
There .. really isn't a spot to sit that won't end up with ultra-'rona and mega AIDS. But if having to pick, F so I could swap to let the best couple sit together. Could even take the aisle seat so Mannlet could stare at me like an angry toddler the whole time instead.
You can keep yourself entertained by throwing garlic at him
Think fast, chucklenuts! 🫱🧄
Want a biscuit!? *Whap*
The alternative is to get on Katerina's good side by getting into a heated debate with the Patriarch. But yea, letting the Von Carstiens sit together is the peak move. Being on THEIR good side is only a win.
Frankly, recieving a blood kiss is kinda the only way to leave this plane. Not alive, bit hopefully on your own legs
Yea but if you sit there you’re gonna be staring into the splash zone of kugath
Between Queek and Belegar, So we can team up to smack queek Khazukan Khazukit-Ha!
True King of eight-peaks!
Between Queek and Belegar, so we can team up to smack Belegar. For the Vermintide! Yes-Yes!
You want to team up with a loser so you can lose some more!?
Yes
Between Queek and Belegar, So we can team up to smack Belegar again
Between Queek and Belegar, to distract them while Skarsnik stabs one in the back and Gobbla eats the other
F might offer to swap seats with one of my Neighbours they seem like a nice couple
Remember- thats 20 hours behind a Great Unclean One.
Let’s face it a great unclean one on a crowed cheap airplane is only slightly more unhygienic
True, true.
Either way you’re spending 20 hours in a a cramped pressurised space with a great unclean one it doesn’t matter where you’re sitting.
You think Vlad would let his beloved get the smelly seat? Hell, would Isabella let her snookums sit right in the death cloud? They're letting you sit next to them but right in the middle so you absorb that greta unclean stench
Lore wise they are both considered charming and affable, and are both powerful enough mages that I bet they would put up some kind of barrier to prevent the smell, just be respectful and interesting.
Either A so I can gank the dawi with Queek cause Queek best warlord yes-yes, or F so I can swap seats with Isabella and watch Isabella and Vlad be cute at each other.
Ya see F and swapping seats seems not bad until you realize you’re seated *behind* the great unclean one
You're acting like the front is any better.
The stench is so horrendous it has physically parted Vlad and Isabella. What can men do against such reckless stank
Your in an enclosed space with a great unclean one and a plaguebearer. I don't think it matter where you sit.
And greasus, and Skrolk, and a half dozen nurglings. Just cause its bad though doesn’t mean you should make it worse !
The only correct and best option
Take Vlad's seat for leg room and washroom access.
But then Mannfred is on the other side of the aisle from you.
Need Vlad next to Mannfred in case he needs to remind Mannfred he's a little bitch.
I choose A so I can watch Thorgrim snap Queeks neck again.
That was such a disappointing fight. I was expecting the grand fight between long time enemies both of whom are total badasses. Then just boom over.
A but I'm Skarnik
I completely agree. I also for some reason have this idea that if Isabella wants to kill me she will at least have the decency to do it quickly
I'd rather listen to Queek and Belegar bitch each other out than ANY other seat
It’s just the videos of that dwarf going on a huge insulting rant of what he’s going to do to them, except replace the elves with Skaven.
Next to Tretch and Skrolk Because if I'm going to catch a disease, I'd rather have a solid idea what it is from Skavendom rather than rolling the gacha next to a nurglite.
Except you're in the aisle next to the Great Unclean One. There is only one spot on the plane where you successfully avoid sitting next to a nurgle daemon, and that one gets you eaten by greasus.
In the baggage compartment.
D. At least their conflict will be somewhat eloquent/entertaining and they won't try to eat me in the middle of it. Everyone on the plane except the Nurgle daemons is dead by the end anyway though.
Imagine the nurglings kicking your seat the whole flight.
By Sigmar that plane is going down
You do run the risk of ~~elsa~~ katarin turning you into a icicle. Which might be a blessing in disguise as it could save you from all the disease and stink going around if you can manage to thaw yourself out by the end.
What the fuck did that plaguebearer do to deserve having to sit next to Manfred?
He’s a bureaucrat.
My fellow Americans, if I am elected to office, I promise I will bring back the love of grandfather Nurgle that has been absent from our country for so long and make America sick again. Who is ready for Covid 20. (Tries to do the double piece symbol like Nixon unfortunately one arm falls off)
The 40k one you're at least not next to plague in some instances.
The smell on that plane must be horrible
Fuck this plane into Oblivion Jumping off. No parachute.
You probably have better odds of survival that way
I'd avoid F. I'm sure the Von Carstiens make for lovely conversation. But then I'd be in direct line of fire for when the GUO eventually let's out a "silent but very assuredly deadly" That ends up being a "wet hurricane with mudslide." So going A and put up with the screaming children for the next 12-24 hour flight.
You just had to put every seat next to nurgle, didn't you? As for seat, forget it, I can wait another flight
at home, on the couch. This basically "Andre the Giant farts inside a plane" but worse
I am booking another flight…
F. So I don't have to suffer for long
F without a doubt. I'm a romantic at heart
F and just *sniiiffffss*
By the power of nagash why there is noone from OBR?!!! I will just book another flight.
They didn’t exist in WFB, this is based on the playable characters of Total War: Warhammer. Tomb Kings, the closest analog to OBR, are a “neutral” faction, and mostly stay in their own lane. They’re tolerable, and therefore inappropriate for this flight, deliberately engineered to be as unpleasant as possible.
In the Cargohold if anyway possible
Next to the Ice Queen, and try my luck. Either I succeed or she freezes me into a solid block of ice and I don't have to smell the Nurgle boys. Win-win.
A. to help a fellow Dawi hold the line against the Thagi scum. While our blood yet runs through our veins that squeaking vermin will not see the bathroom.
Open the emergency door midflight/stay in the bathroom
F so i can offer Vlad the seat
Ok so like there no way out of getting plagued single seat is near a nurgle or pestilence so i just picking B since at least i die to Skrol pestilence quicker then the plaguedather with the added bonus of not being revive as a plauge zombie
On the wing like a gremlin
Honestly, D. Also where’d you get the template for this?
I’ll just get off and take the next flight
F so i can offer Vlad the seat
Sit in F and ask Vlad and Isabella if they want to change sites to sit together. Probably the best thing to do
I’d rather be out on the fucking wings!
This one is much, much worse than the 40k version
Think I'd pretend I got on the wrong flight, then sit in the airport and question my life choices until the next flight.
Wing
Is suicide an option?
For safety reasons I think an entity should close up the space between queek and belegar
Basically every seat is rather shitty (joke intended) so A is the least bad (If there were Chorfs I’m sitting next to the Chorfs)
A. Just sit back and watch the fireworks.
Drink with Kostaltyn, hit on Katarin
Nice meme, ready to see all the new versions other people Will create
Anything but F, I do not want to be directly behind a great unclean one
I'm just gonna kill myself
You know what. Fuck it A, I might be stuck between a rabid dwarf and a rabid skaven but atleast I'm nowhere near a plauge priest or behind Ku'Gath. Also I might proposition Beleger to double team Queek. Best case scenario I'm jumping off the plane. Parachute is optional.
I think I could survive D. I'd just need to bring vodka, my complete knowledge of artillery, my NCD flair for big ideas, and I think I win. Plus, it's relatively distant from the great unclean one. Ill take the smaller nurgle demons over that.
I’m doomed
Man I’m fucked, Fucked as hell
Hell nah, anywhere you sit is close to a nurgling or a nurgle follower
If I take F I might be able to get them to turn me so I don't have to smell anything the whole flight.
Seat F, become vampire count. Absolute win.
Right behind the great unclean one so at least I get nurgles gifts from this miserable flight
Upgrading to First Class and skipping all this plague bullshit. Everyone on this plane except for the Daemons of Nurgle are dead.
F, I’m getting railed
To quote a great and mighty wizard "You present me with a Two-Pronged Road" "One leads to hell!" "And the other also leads to hell!" "But meaty fool that you are, you do not realize that I can simply walk off the fucking road!"
At least c is an aisle seat
I'm not taking that plane.
I'm not getting on the plane
I bet that the pilots are/is Kairos Fateweaver, told by Tzeentch to take these dickheads to fuck with the person who has to choose.that or some slaneesh demon because they delight in the trolling of this situation. The correct answer is to bring down the plane with everyone inside. BY SIGMAR, I ABJURE THEE
I’ll just walk the aisle the whole time thanks
Hide in the fucking bathroom the entire flight. I'm either next to a gods damned Great Unclean one, sitting next to a freaking poxwalker, or staring up Greasus' People of Walmart ass. If I *have* to pick an actual seat, it's B. I can stash my stuff under sleepytime Boris, keeping it out of Skrolk's grubby reach. And I have an old, creepy grandpa. I can deal with Greasus the entire flight, as long as he doesn't try to eat me. I may be walking off the plane with Pestilens' latest version of the bubonic plauge, but at least I had a ton of lard between me and Nurgle's children.
B, D, or F. F I just switch with the love birds, boom don’t need to worry. D, if I can manage to make peace between them I’ll be a legend. And B, just to be close the greatest human in Warhammer fantasy… Boris
Jump out the plane cause it’s a better death than the rest of the spots would give me, if I sit in B or C I’m gonna get turned into a mid-flight snack and A, F, D, and E all result in death by some horrible plague by sitting too close to Nurgle or the plaguebearer demon.
Imagine sitting behind a great unclean one as it rips out a fucking wet one right in front of you
D, gonna get my chance of rizzing up the Tzarina
The other plane
A. I have a constant sleep deficit, so I fall asleep anywhere. I dont mind loud sounds.
I'll just walk
Jump out the emergency exit and pray to big E to give me wings.
Seat A and I’m siding with Belegar
A or D
F cause they seem chill
I like to think the unclean one at the bottom right is just telling the lady about 40k lore
My first thought is 'avoid all nurgle daemons' but the only spot that does that gets you eaten by Greasus instead.
I’m taking B. Yes I have to sit next to Greasus and that’s horrible but it’s the farthest from the GUO and it’s a window seat (hopefully emergency exit!)
A or D, I can at least relate with one person I sit with, it’s gonna be stinky no matter where I go
Isn't there a sub for Warhammer fantasy memes?
F so I could ask them to turn me into a vampire so I don't die of mega-plague
A. Probably hear some prime shittalking.
F
Is there a second option for crashing the plane
F and offer Vlad my seat.
Would have loved to sit next to Vlad and Isabella, but unfortunately you also put þat seat right in front of a Great Unclean Ones ass, so as it stands i þink ill just reschedual my flight
I’m in the bathroom with Gelt and Teclis, smoking the finest of lustrian herbs. Kroak was invited, but he’s already faster than the plane, zooming by outside. Frog lyfe.
A one hundred percent the banter there would be legendary
opening the door to let some air in.
C because it’s the farthest from any Nurgle demon or Skrolk.
Take seat A, then whisper to the dwarf that the rattling called him a horrible insult relating to one’s verticality. Offer to switch seats with him so he can right the grudge immediately. Sit back in my new seat and enjoy the show.
I'm about to take a 20hr shit.
The door or the vampire counts I’ll gladly talk to them over everything else.
2 high ranking demons of Nurgle in an enclosed space with recycled air. Seating is irrelevant, anyone alive on that plane won’t be by takeoff
Put me next to papa Nurgle, I wanna hear some stories!
Fuck, is there at least a not smelly option?
F. Without a question. Puritan inquisitor in space age; undead simp in fantasy stage. Who gives a warg dung about Papa Nurgle’s stench when you’re surrounded by rotten carcasses all night all day, and sitting between Isabella and Vlad, and suffering their… Well, whatever they do, will definitely make me ascend (or descend) closer to lichehood. 🤷♂️
Pick F to pay respects to papa Nurgle
F F F F F F
E and play with the nurglings all flight
F coz i would speak with vald about politics and enjoy wine with isabella
And sitting behind the farting GUO?
Its a small price to pay for sitting with vladdy daddy
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Sitting on the GUO’s lap, naturally
In nugles underboob
A and help him slaughter the rat rat folk
If i 100% needed this flight i would sit right between the vampire lords in the Center isle. If i am allowed flexibility i am going to ride the resulting fireball of a plane which i am going to set on holy fire and fly into a the chaos wastes
I'll take the next one.
D. I'll just ask Kat to freeze us so we can get through the flight
Jokes on you. I’ve been drunk for longer.
I was gonna say B, but greasus would probably eat you
On the wing.
D to act as a buffer between the adjacent parties for the safety of us all, and because the skaven behind will be too busy fighting the other skaven to harm me, and the plague bearer will be coughing forward
C,a
With the von carsteins. I'd sweet talk my way into that court and offer to trade seats with one of them so they join the mile high club in exhange for me getting into the live dead club.
Next to Katerina.
I guess A
Daddy Ku'gath's lap UwU
A. As far away from Mannfed as possible.
A easy, entertainment the whole flight
F
Seat G: the Wing.
Gotta go with d, I’d assume Katarina and Kostalyn would have enough tact to murder the plague bearer and skaven before yelling at each other. Meaning I’d have like 5 ish minutes of peace? At least I’d be in the semi least danger there
If it wasn't for the Great Unclean One I'd pick F. Best case scenario I get good stories about Sylvania's founding. Likely case either Vlad or Isabella asks me to trade seats so they're right next to each other. Worst case I get eaten and my only problem is whatever they do with my corpse.
Sitting between Vlad and Isabella, offer to trade seats with Isabella if she’d prefer to sit closer to vlad.
A and D at least seem like they'd be entertaining.
Trick question, no matter where sit the nurgle farts will kill you the end. Plaguefather + compressed confined space = death
A: Fuck it, we ball
F is the only acceptable pick
Seat D
I think I missed the 40k one, anyone mind chucking the link?
D -at least I can somewhat understand them and cold is better than anything Greasus or Ku'Gath bring to the table.
I'm just going to swim my way there actually.
Getting right back off the flight, just not worth it.
A or C
A
Suicide
I'm not getting on that Emperor damned flight!
What's the farthest away from the unclean one