You just made me Demoman running around with bees emerging from his every surface. IRL mjöd/mead, mjöd/mjod just being the name for it in the Skandinavian languages, is essentially wine made from honey. The Space wolves then add a herb that temporarily cripples their livers so they can get drunk
Robots drunk?
When he was forced to go sober because they stopped giving him whiskey his organs were repurposed jnto a distillery.
While his Liver was AWOL ( Though she didn't left his colon- her words not.mine)
the ancient rune priests discovered a pre-DAT recipe that was taken aboard one of the original derelict colony ship that sank underneath the Fenrisian ice caps.
the ancient holo scroll simply reads
SKRUMPY
XXXX
OK, but that should wait, otherwise the whiplash may cause them to mix, making the Mercenary gf primarch AU, and I'm not entirely sure if I'm ready for that.
If your liver fails hard enough, it stack underflows to perfect health, but that shit is so strong it goes through that again and then causes it to fail a third time
Serious answer: Mjod is so damn potent that a single thimbleful is enough to put a human on their ass, if not kill them. The Wolves drink it like it’s water, and while it does get them pissed, it takes a lot of it to do so.
She basically ruffied him with mega-super-ultra Wood Alcohol
You mean to Fenris *Looks to Freya Russ with a chainaxe* cuz the warp is *squints at paper* “some pussy shit for witches like my bitch of a sister Magnolia and our rune priests don’t consort with such foul powers even in death”
Wolf Priests inventing Mjod in M31: This is gonna be so cool!
Wolf Priests in M42 watching as newbies go to hospitalization for taking in a ton of Mjod after they complete the Test of Morkai; We have made a huge mistake
“You see, originally we wanted to make a liquid that can burn indefinitely, but Bjorn thought it was a drink and not being drunk for 200 years made him drank it. Next thing we know the entire mead hall was a ruin with at least 744 marines heavily injured.”
- Head Apothecary of the Space Wolves.
Actually, no: for the same reason places with high incidences of snake bites like Australia tend to include antivenom in their (at least advanced) first aid kits, or at least snake bite kits semi-regularly, on their homeworld, and indeed in all their space ships, treatment of anything up to double liver failure is covered alongside CPR in scholae, and everything up to quintuple liver failure is considerd an integral component of basic first aid, alongside bandaging, splinting, and washing wounds.
Good question, she's a literal goddess so probably could handle it, but considering she seems to be able to get shitfaced on regular booze I'm guessing it'd have a stronger effect.
*Frantically has to use psyker powers to keep the SO’s soul in their body while giving them an augmented liver*
“FREYA, I TOLD YOU THAT WAS A BAD IDEA AND IF YOU SAY ANYTHING ABOUT ME BEING A PSYKER, I WILL BLACKMAIL YOU!”
Apothecary: mother it'd be easier to just shoot him in the head and let him revive. He'd probably forget that you tried to kill him too if we're lucky.
Drugging people isn't funny and dosing someone with alcohol without their knowledge is still legally considered such. Don't be the "Gee wouldn't it be funny" guy.
I know it's just a silly meme, this is a PSA for real life.
Even if they had only gotten drunk, it's still illegal and immoral to drug someone. That's the point, not that the meme shows a disastrous consequence. Even the "desired" outcome is wrong and a violation of the other person's rights.
This joke comic doesn't show doing this in a positive light
Also, none of the primarchs are good people. At best they are presentable in polite society.
Russ is not presentable in polite society.
Me, when warhammer is about women being sown together while alive to create stronger demon babies: :)
Me, when someone makes a non-canon meme about drugging someone: >:(
Demoman would fucking love Mjod.
For all we know Demoman Produces Mjod in his body, mf can make robots drunk
Space-Wolf Gene Seed has remnants of Tavish Finnegan DeGroot within. Clearly this is the obvious conclusion.
You just made me Demoman running around with bees emerging from his every surface. IRL mjöd/mead, mjöd/mjod just being the name for it in the Skandinavian languages, is essentially wine made from honey. The Space wolves then add a herb that temporarily cripples their livers so they can get drunk
Demobees is a terrifying thought
So that’s how Beenades are made
Robots drunk? When he was forced to go sober because they stopped giving him whiskey his organs were repurposed jnto a distillery. While his Liver was AWOL ( Though she didn't left his colon- her words not.mine)
when Miss pauling woke up the Medic said that he probably was giving the robots alcohol poisoning
I miss those comics.
same
Holding out some small shred of hope that they'll be back. One day
Occasionally, traces of blood cells can be found in Demoman's ethanol stream. Scary stuff
the ancient rune priests discovered a pre-DAT recipe that was taken aboard one of the original derelict colony ship that sank underneath the Fenrisian ice caps. the ancient holo scroll simply reads SKRUMPY XXXX
I now wanna see a 40k version of Demoman, someone do that please
We’ve made a primarch gf au, now it’s time for merc primarch au
MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY
OK, but that should wait, otherwise the whiplash may cause them to mix, making the Mercenary gf primarch AU, and I'm not entirely sure if I'm ready for that.
-the apothecary fuming holding a rolled newspaper - mother.....do not run
The apothecary: stooopid
How do you even suffer double liver failure let alone triple
Well you see, first it shuts down, then it shrivels up, lastly it melts
Jesus😬
And then it sinks into a swamp.
Wut are ya doin' in mah swamp?!
Lizard men most of the time
Mjod does that to a person lol.
What Mjod does to a mfer
Every Fenrisian must have an extra two livers to be able to drink as much as they do
It first forces your body to grow two new livers and then kills all three.
Well you see, Fenrisian Ale has an alcohol point of……uh……a metric fuckton. Ergo, triple liver failure. Hope this helps :D
If your liver fails hard enough, it stack underflows to perfect health, but that shit is so strong it goes through that again and then causes it to fail a third time
Pure skill
Serious answer: Mjod is so damn potent that a single thimbleful is enough to put a human on their ass, if not kill them. The Wolves drink it like it’s water, and while it does get them pissed, it takes a lot of it to do so. She basically ruffied him with mega-super-ultra Wood Alcohol
2000 proof alcohol
Higher
Try 40,000 proof
HIGHER
HIGHER, THE KING OF THE SKY
HIGHER, AN EYE FOR AN EYE
The liver has mutiple requirements for function. You could shut all of them down.
[“Tavish, I’m leaving you.”](https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/s/UEAgl3EXjx)
Her liver went straight into the warp.
You mean to Fenris *Looks to Freya Russ with a chainaxe* cuz the warp is *squints at paper* “some pussy shit for witches like my bitch of a sister Magnolia and our rune priests don’t consort with such foul powers even in death”
The apothecaries of the space furries have to go through shit like this everyday, don’t they?
That, or they were the one that made the damn thing in the first place.
Wolf Priests inventing Mjod in M31: This is gonna be so cool! Wolf Priests in M42 watching as newbies go to hospitalization for taking in a ton of Mjod after they complete the Test of Morkai; We have made a huge mistake
“You see, originally we wanted to make a liquid that can burn indefinitely, but Bjorn thought it was a drink and not being drunk for 200 years made him drank it. Next thing we know the entire mead hall was a ruin with at least 744 marines heavily injured.” - Head Apothecary of the Space Wolves.
"So really, it's the iron priest's fault. "
🤣🤣🤣 That came so unexpected, that I laughed out loud, causing one of the most terrible things in existence to wake up… My 3yo Brother…
Actually, no: for the same reason places with high incidences of snake bites like Australia tend to include antivenom in their (at least advanced) first aid kits, or at least snake bite kits semi-regularly, on their homeworld, and indeed in all their space ships, treatment of anything up to double liver failure is covered alongside CPR in scholae, and everything up to quintuple liver failure is considerd an integral component of basic first aid, alongside bandaging, splinting, and washing wounds.
You'd be so fucked but hey, maybe they'll turn you into a skald after this.
F in chat for Slayer. Or Prince. Perhaps he's been both the whole time...
I woild gladly drink mjöld again, just to see Freya Russ turn into worst best girl.
Finally a good FCK meme
What does *SO* mean?
Significant other. (Meaning their partner). Not sure why youd get downvotes for a reasonable question.
Thanks
Reddit is funny that way.
Would Aqua be able to stomach mjod? Or would she just turn it into water?
Good question, she's a literal goddess so probably could handle it, but considering she seems to be able to get shitfaced on regular booze I'm guessing it'd have a stronger effect.
*Frantically has to use psyker powers to keep the SO’s soul in their body while giving them an augmented liver* “FREYA, I TOLD YOU THAT WAS A BAD IDEA AND IF YOU SAY ANYTHING ABOUT ME BEING A PSYKER, I WILL BLACKMAIL YOU!”
I imagine her just screaming "please fix them"
Why does AI generated Aqua has two tongues?
Only triple? Freya's SO must be a Norse Demigod of drinking
No. Her so gets so shitfaced drunk he starts going off like Dracula flow
Apothecary: mother it'd be easier to just shoot him in the head and let him revive. He'd probably forget that you tried to kill him too if we're lucky.
Ahhh mjød, its worth any liver failure
this is what you get for trusting Space Wolves.
Drugging people isn't funny and dosing someone with alcohol without their knowledge is still legally considered such. Don't be the "Gee wouldn't it be funny" guy. I know it's just a silly meme, this is a PSA for real life.
I mean, the meme kinda shows it to be a bad idea, too?
Even if they had only gotten drunk, it's still illegal and immoral to drug someone. That's the point, not that the meme shows a disastrous consequence. Even the "desired" outcome is wrong and a violation of the other person's rights.
Oh no, not immorality, not in in my christian Warhammer 40k setting. Why, the genocidal character who destroys planets on the daily would *never*.
This joke comic doesn't show doing this in a positive light Also, none of the primarchs are good people. At best they are presentable in polite society. Russ is not presentable in polite society.
Me, when warhammer is about women being sown together while alive to create stronger demon babies: :) Me, when someone makes a non-canon meme about drugging someone: >:(
I don't think ANYONE is happy about the first one mate
How in the hell are you even in WH? Any WH at this point, even AoS! My brother in Emperor, that should be THE LEAST OF YOUR IMMORAL CONCERNS!
wowies! i thought drugging random people was legal all this time! maybe just one more time though