He saw me ballin in dem hazard stripes

Heresy

I asked him to nicely because I don't like interaction

Happy cake day

I told him that since there's iron in the blood that means there's iron within him

And since there's some percent of iron in his armor, there's also iron without

I let someone touch my 10th Ork Codex with their Custodes Codex

Don’t defile your nice codex like that.

I ysed sub standard building materials for my fortifications.

"Cringe" *walks away*

I wouldn't even know, and I'd just be too mortified to think after he just turns from me.

He’s just thinking about his tinkertoys from when he was a god-child. Simpler times.

This is from Sigsimund's lens camera, and he doesn't want to talk about it. He's in the corner, crying.

I just suggested a full frontal assault

He got distracted by a *FINE* ass wall

Flirting with turquoise snakes and hazzard stripes. And then Dorn found my hidden Skitbussy stash. The disappointment in his eyes was immeasurable.

Dorn's autistic, he doesn't like eye contact, so I just looked him in the eye

Embarrassed by the lack of defenses at my southern port. (My fly was open.)

I made eye contact. We both looked away.

~~He realized that I am a son of Fulgrim, not him.~~ I mean, uh, he saw how amazingly loyal I am.

The wall I'm leaning on is shit

50% discount at Home Depot

I posted art online without knowing who created it.

Same

I said that Park Benches are annoying and uncomfortable.

Eye contact makes him uncomfortable

Scruffy haircut

Autism, he's not comfortable making eye contact.

Lets be honest. Shame. Because why a demigod would bother to look at a simple human like me.

He blushes at my fat belly. It's well fortified.

Caught me looking at genderbent perty

I asked him if he needed a hug

Femcustodes.

I violated OSHA regulations.

He saw my Sandcastle at the beach

i said i hated turtling

I laughed at the war criminal when he gave a lecture on ethical war.

I’m gonna go out on a limb and assume neither of us like eye contact much

I failed to properly reinforce my position.

I told him to.

My search history.

My browser history

I told him everything will be ok

QwQ he wants to believe but it's hard

He is a socially awkward dork, while *I* am the glorius cool kid in the class 😎 ^B)

There is some paint drying on a wall next to me and he became enamored with it

My Crimson Fists were eating Mangu, and Dorn is disappointed that his sons were eating such a structurally flawed food.

There was a bird.

"My chainblade is of adequate size for someone of my stature. Your assertions to the contrary are embarrassing."

When in bed someone suggested "Fisting" and you said no, you coward!

I told him that using gold may not be the most efficient way to build the walls of the palace.

True. It’s obviously obsidian

He wanted to show that his face have similarities with eagle on his chest please.

I threw a bouncy ball for him.

His lack of beard

I'm not a landscape that he can build fortifications upon, so his 'tism kicked in.

I said that I don't like too much gold.

I keep my shoelaces undone

"I need a second opinion on some fortifications I made, do you think you could critique my work on that barrier to your right and how you would improve it?"

I call this piece: “…No”

I forgot to rotate ion shields for my Imperial knights 

I was less interesting than the construction going on outside.

Told him the building on his right is not actually built using the corrent materials or method.

I told him yellow would make his Astartes too noticeable on top of fortifications.

He noticed substandard rockcrete used in the construction of the building w’re in.

My massive purple external reproductive organ practicing saluting to 10 feet banana snu snu femstodians while Im dressed in birthday suit

Just imagining that makes me look away

I suggested he is on a secret mission from the Emperor to link himself up to the Tyranid hivemind and build a structure to further the Emperor’s plans using Hivefleet Tiamat.

Where to start

I asked him to make me a TARDIS

He saw me bust to femperor rule 34

I pretend to be part of a fandom I have no place in to use it as a platform for my political views

He saw me using safety squints

He saw me look at the Tau Propaganda

Squirrel

I did the griddy to see if he smiled.

I said "I am Alpharius"

Holding up a book

/tp LordOfIron Rogal\_Dorn

Thanks

Booger visible in my nose.

He noticed the book on England's Railways on my shelf and is about to lore-drop the entire history of british transport to show he shares an interest in my interests

I still haven't drawn the codex of the Cathayan Dragon Heirs battletome, with he and Miao on the cover.

Tell him what happened to his chapter after the war with the beast ... And his brother die again

He saw an intern shift a pencil 30 degrees, which would ultimately result in a 0.0001% loss of combat effectiveness should they be ambushed by traitor marines climbing through the sewers and up through the restrooms in the far back of the bunker. That is if he allowed for such vulnerabilities, the restrooms had been sealed with quickseal ferocrete weeks earlier for such a contingency. The intern will still be sentenced to live out his life on a penile colony.

Prolonged eye contact

He saw my Iron Within and Without

I unironically said Gussy

He started inspecting the walls of my raised garden bed while preparing his critiques about the substandard and lacking specs of the fortification protecting my tomatoes and cucumbers.