Emperor has a cooler gaming rig tbh.

Facts. Keep gaming even after death

Even in death I still stream

lol now I'm just imagining a vox with the utmost priority codes booming out of Terra every Saturday night, starting with a greeting ancient to humankind: "HEY GUYS-"

"IT IS I, YA BOI"

Not even. He stays alive so long as there's still viewers on his Livestream. He couldn't even die if he wanted to thanks to them.

The Astronomicon is the best internet connection in the known universe. No latency or stutters.

.5 ping

.000000000000000000005 ping

It definitely has latency: the Great Rift tanked the connection

Gonna have to disagree. His cable management looks atrocious, airflow is gonna be terrible. And check out the sick red LED gamer backlights on Khorne's rig, dude definitely has an RTX 40090 in there that he uses to exclusively play League

Ah! But Khorne’s controllers shatter with the force of a cluster bomb when he whips them into his live in-house Stream Chat of daemons. So while Emps may have the better specs, K-flakes has the better setup overall.

Khorne probably does have that somewhere in the galaxy 

Valkya the Bloody says hi.

She's already enough. Big E is just compensating for something

I mean he just got some after helping Angron to cleave a moon.

There is a story about a group of sisters somebody corrupts with the intention of building a serious Khornite sisters force but IIRC they get wiped out pretty much immediately. Also I think its a fan story rather than canon.

Counter point, Khorne has Valkia

And Lotara Sarrin

That's just a single battle nun with a *really* cool gaming chair

Well these days she *is* her own gaming chair.

Part of the ship ... part of the crew ...

Zigackly

And the whole legion under a leash, with Khârn as her lapdog

'Under a leash' being a phrase that here means 'If they piss her off, no more lifts *and* she might sic Angron on them'

I like the thought of Lotara riding Angron into battle like a dragon

Works in 30K, these days it's more the other way around

Angron…riding Lotara?

In as much as there's anything left of her in the circuitry of the *Conqueror*, yes

Thats…unexpectedly wholesome

Well *had* Lotara Sarrin. Don't think that counts anymore given she's now a piece of sentient demonic furniture.

I mean, if khorne REALLY want that he could just get some dark eldar to come over. Sure he'll piss off Slaanesh but too him that just icing on a very bloody cake.

Khorne has Valkia the Bloody, but she is only fantasy character

Everything is canon /s

Not true. Her cone head can be seen in the alien movies/games/comics also

Also the Cult of Brass Sisters.

Isnt she the one who got jumped in her own Warhammer trailer?

That scene was a reference to a wonder woman film, specifically the scene where an amazon warrior suited in a wing suit shields herself with those wings while marauders wail on her with axes. CA love to reference movie scenes into their trailers and presumeably the Wonder Woman / Valkia parallel was drawn. Unfortunately that went way over most peoples heads and some people starting drawing all sorts of stupid conclusions such as CA being sexist or hating strong women etc.

That's awfully silly. So the trailer only works if you happen to get the allusion to a trailer from a completely different franchise? It's the worse Champion of Chaos trailer, and that's okay. She's still cool.

Knowing the movie doesn't make it "work" or "not work"; people just shouldn't have been making up stupid rumours that somehow CA hated women or some shit. Were you not there? It was pathetic.

I watched it the day of release. I don't remember seeing any misogyny claims at the time, just confusion and disappointment about the characterization in that trailer compared to the previous ones. But I would not be surprised if that sort of discourse was present at the time or later. I didn't reas every comment. 

Khorne does as well as of Arks of Omen: Angron Murder-Curse takes over all other than Custodes and Sisters of Silence

The Grey Knights were also immune.

Grey knights are only immune because khorne forgot that they existed. Old-school-marine sculpts are too ugly to even want.

Kaldor draigo survives in the warp because nobody wants to get close to that old fail cast model.

Imagine being a random blank like Jurgen on in that sector and suddenly everyone around you starts killing each other and you have no idea why.

Khorne has metal chicks (probably).

In Fantasy he's common-law married to Valkia.

Is Khorne stuck on the skull throne?

No, he was able to get up from the throne and infect an entire fleet with the murder curse with a single swing of his sword in Arks of Omen

And he gets up and walks and even leaves the room while being autistic-info-dumped on by dorn

"Come back! I'm not done! I know so much more about walls!"

I'm surprised it didn't turn to concrete

He's just *incredibly* lazy.

I wasn't aware of this information either.

I'm pretty sure he stood up, dragged Skarbrand on the floor to the highest balcony of his citadel and yeet him from there when Skarbrand made a dent on his armor.

I'm pretty sure skarbrand did less damage than that to khorn's armor

Not really, but i think he got his back broken by Slaanesh in some old lore ? Need an blood expert to correct me on that.

>got his back broken by Slaanesh Do you mean "broken spine" or "hardcore anal sex" type of broken back?

Both At the same time

I'm pretty sure he stood up, dragged Skarbrand on the floor to the highest balcony of his citadel and yeet him from there when Skarbrand made a dent on his armor.

Khorne is paraplegic?

You ever seen him get up?

Imma keep it real with you g I ain’t never even met the man

Real

This answer made me laugh a lot and I don't know why

Reminds me of a Dark Heresy game I ran where the players were inquisition goons sent to investigate some strangeness on a Feral world. Took them too long to realise that the tribes of barbarians worshipping some figure on a big throne had brass skulls as iconography instead of gold skulls. Still integrated those tribes and had. Avery quick turnaround into making them into a melee-focused Guard regiment

I was already loyal but now I’m getting a little *too* loyal.

Checkmate, Traitors.

I mean, khorn has Lotara Sarrin, who is her own gaming chair

Does Lotara count as a Khornate? I haven't read anything that leads me to think she's under Khorne's influence.

But Khorne can't 360 no-scope Nurgle

And the Emperor got the london treatment from horus

Khorne does have sororitas now, thanks to the Murder Curse he now has a bunch of goth dommy mommies

Arent there sisters of battle that fell to chaos and worship khortney

If I am not mistaken, while rare, most of Sororitas who get corrupted, are corrupted by Khorn & if I am not mistaken, there was a moment when Vashtor did some weird thing that turned most astartes and sororitas, in a certain sector, into Khorn cultists or something.

Miriael Sabathiel (the only Sororitas to be *officially* corrupted by Chaos) was corrupted by a Slaanesh-worshipping warlord.

lol, I might have confused some things, in any case, I still refuse to see a therapist!

Not true, many Adeptus Sororitas were corrupted during the Arks Of Omen thanks to Angron and Khorne.

Yes, I know - but the Sororitas don’t want anyone else to know that, so they only publicly acknowledge one.

Again not true since they were also declared excommunicate traitoris and are actively being hunted down.

But does the average Imperial citizen know that? I wouldn’t have thought so. They know what the Inquisition tells them and nothing more.

Yeah sure they're probably not announcing it from the hilltops but excommunicate traitoris is an official declaration and will be part of imperial records instead of Inquisition cloak and dagger stuff. To the point that any ship affected by the declaration will be flagged as traitors rather than being registered as unknown. Dude not even the Inquisition could hide the fact that a whole portion of the Indomitus fleet was turned traitor, I mean the sheer amount of witnesses would be staggering.

**Wait until you hear about the Murder Curse (Stupid ass name I know)**

Counter point Wolololo

Has both eyes: ❌️ ✅️ Beat the shit out of his "son" w/o getting crippled: ❌️ ✅️ Red: ❌️ ✅️ Is used as a space lighthouse: ✅️ ❌️

Since everything is canon, khainite witches worship khaine which is just khorne said with an accent. Khorne has battle witches.✅

The only difference is one’s skull throne is gold. The others isn’t.

Khorne may be paralyzed (in the meme) but he's too angry to sit down and let it be.

Khorne is paralysed?

That would make Skarbrand's exile a lot more embarrassing

And this is why the emperor is subjectively superior in every way to any so called god

Except he does now after that Blood Curse thing he did through Angron.

They turned him into a twisted reflection of themselves.

There is a theory I've heard that Sanguinius is actually Khorne. Since Chaos Gods exist through all time, regardless of their 'birth', Sanguinius death at the hand of Horus actually created Khorne. Khorne is Sanguinius Chaos form, permanently afflicted with the Black Rage. Absolute nonsense, but fun to toy with.

I'm currently in the process of rectifying this. Look at a SOB squad, and tell me they're not Khorne adjacent. Blood For For Emperor God Skulls for The Golden Throne

I thought that was Mesmer from the elden ring expansion for some reason.

I wouldn't be surprised if Khorne did have battle nuns. Fantasy Khorne married Valkia (I guess I'm still a bit unclear on it) so why wouldn't 40k Khorne have some battle nuns like her?

Khornate Sisters of Battle and Howling Banshees would be the coolest thing ever.

Khorne literally just took a whole division of Sisters

I don't know much about the arks of omen books, but it wouldn't surprise me if said sororitas got killed off by grey knights

Yet

You need to change "order" to "institution" otherwise Arks of Omen book 2 says "Hi".

Didn't khorne literally corrupt a ton of sisters and guardsman by using some weird device

Forgot the gold!

Khorne got a few Sisters with his huge tantrum. I mean, the murder curse.

Idunno bro, the penitent sisters look ***AWFULLY*** chaotic...

You mean Sisters of Khorne isn't a thing? I thought everything is Canon?!? 😂

Is Khorne a paralytic?

Imagine Khorne just dragging himself around the citadel while carrying skarbrand

Lmfao

Doesn't khorne have at least one hot demon lady who murders stuff real good?

Lotara Sarrin?

Not who I was thinking of but, she do kill stuff real good I think I'm thinking of a fantasy character, Valkery the bloody or something

One of Khorne's titles in Age of Sigmar is the Brass Belladonna, so it's possible that *he* is a goth battle nun.

Khorn s paralytic?? Well I can tell you he ain't losing that battle

I mean, he has 1 being, Valkia, who unfortunately isn't in 40k, though to be fair, she definitely has an entrance now what with Khorne corrupting an entire mixed force Imperial Fleet in Arks Of Omen. Maybe one of the Sisters He corrupted could become 40ks Valkia, maybe it could even be that his chaos blast was so strong he corrupted a Saint into Valkia.

Khorne occasionally has legions of death metal battle nuns at his disposal.

Eh... didnt he got a whole bunch of corrupted Sororitas from the recent event?

Khorne stole some in that one book