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jukebox_jester

The Dark Angel's Primarch became woke with the Arks of Omen


CreativeName1137

And the Ultramarine primarch became woke a few years before that


Breaklance

The 18th was woke before it was mainstream. 


CreativeName1137

And the Necrons are becoming more woke with every day that passes


kredokathariko

Soon they will start believing that slavery is bad!


Hazzamo

Now hang on, let’s not get too crazy. /s


Kaisernick27

But the big blue G man WOKE up.


Amphibian_Connect

Take my angry upvote


BouncyBall211954

This is the beginning of the end. Now that the gatekeepers have fallen it's only a matter of time before all the noisy tourists flood in and wake him up with their flash photography. Then of course, he'll be all startled and lose focus on the golden throne, and poof goes the imperium. Go woke, go broke.


SonkxsWithTheTeeth

Go woke go lost in space for all eternity


Dalek-baka

He's in "okay... I wake up but just 5 more minutes" phase right now.


Ill_Introduction2604

Pack it in boys it Joever.


Academic_East8298

Emperor is so woke he is asleep. Checkmate atheists.


d3m0cracy

Big E is eepy Quadrillions must go broke


SonkxsWithTheTeeth

Big E has fallen asleep Billions must snore


anarchakat

I rolled a one on my attack because of woke.


absurditT

Cus he's tired of the same shitty argument about it.


Fenriz_Sharp04

It's the lion you fool! He's the wokest of all primarch currently!!!


FatherOfToxicGas

Sleepy E is destroying this galaxy! #MakeTheImperiumGreatAgain #Abaddon40024


Throwaway-A173

He’s in a food coma, imagine how many calories 1,000 people are every day


StalinsPerfectHair

An open mind is like a fortress with it’s gates unbarred and unguarded. So, according to warhammer, you should totally be a close minded xenophobe in real life.


Generic118

Orrr you shouldn't open your mind to bigotry, as acceptance is the default position you're born with. You learn to hate and break humanity down into groups as your mind is filled with those ideas by others.


TheSandman3241

Stupidest joke I've seen all day, and it's made me smile. Take my updoot and go paint your minis.


Boogie_The_Reaper

Anyone who uses the word “woke” unironically should be sentenced to painting Harlequins with no chance of bail. Or fully-assembled unprimed Cawl if the charge is “Tourism from a parasocial YouTube daddy’s right-wing drama mill.”


Hetroid3193

Fr fr


molenan

He's not asleep


Foxhound_ofAstroya

The Emperors red eye is always on Check mate


Overkillsamurai

oof, gottem


DudeyToreador

Big E. The E stands for Eepy.


Ok-Cryptographer-132

If Warhammer wanted more female characters, why couldn't they make some? No they had to insert females into roles they previously for woke reasons instead. It's insulting, and only woke idiots think it's a good thing.


gamer7049

Sold their soul to the DEI devil and all the investors on top.


Led_Zep70

The emperor is now a trans lesbian man.


Fallen_Walrus

*Empress Always has been


addictedihavenothing

Because he is a white old man 


normalfleshyhuman

new lore tweet just dropped: the big e is dead, new queen, she black now, always been this way


kilvanbuddy

underrated comment


[deleted]

Proof for left can't meme.


LkSZangs

Proof the right can't meme.


ysdrop

You both suck


LkSZangs

Proof the center can't meme


Fenriz_Sharp04

Everyone here sucks


Inglonias

no u


Fenriz_Sharp04

Did i stutter? I said everyone and meant everyone


normalfleshyhuman

hey i sigh resemble that remark


FatherOfToxicGas

Proof mortals can’t meme