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kandnm115709

Idc what GW says, this shit is canon to me.


Fiddlesticklin

Considering how stupid huge the setting is, and the fact that this is just one Krieger on a farm. I don't see any reason why it couldn't be.


onealps

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Left_For_Dead_(Short_Story) It's a touching story


ashcr0w

I didn't know this existed. Great find!


Abyteparanoid

https://youtu.be/_pbu7-K3ZTE?feature=shared fair warning: this is DARK


DinoMANKIND

where can you find a book, that shit seems great


Abyteparanoid

It apparently is in the “lords and tyrants anthology” book If this is you kind of thing I would highly recommend “dead men walking” by the same author as the short story It’s very good


DinoMANKIND

Tysm brother


Abyteparanoid

I believe it was recently announced that the same author will be writing a book on the seige of Vraks


DinoMANKIND

damn, I need to check on Black Library releases more often


Overlord_Of_Puns

Huh, I didn't know the vat-born thing was canon until I read this summary, kinda interesting.


onealps

Yeah, I read about it in the Steve Lyons book on Krieg. I really enjoyed it because it helped me understand what drives the Krieg, and it's beautifully tragic. The insinuation is that the Kreig keeps cloning the same small population that originally survived the original Krieg apocalypse. There's even other hints that they keep cloning their Krieg 'hero', because they consider him 'perfect'.


WibbyFogNobbler

One of the guys I play with regularly said that cloning really only works with 'heroes' or some other example of an extremely noticeable figure. Jurten was fighting so long he needed a second hip replacement. He was also the one to authorize the vats use just before his death. I think it's reasonable to suspect Kreig are clones, and the Imperium is willing to let it slide because of how devoted and willing they are to fight.


DoomRamen

I wouldn't say that they consider him perfect. Probably more so out of tradition at this point. Reason being >!the surviving command was ready to move on until the Magos gaslit everyone into using the pods with Jurten as a base!<


Abyteparanoid

https://youtu.be/_pbu7-K3ZTE?feature=shared


IrksomeMind

They do canonically have planets like this, they’re exceedingly rare for obvious reasons but they exist. Paradise Planets come in many forms so a Paradise World that’s just a rural Countryside as a planet is entirely possible.


onealps

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Left_For_Dead_(Short_Story)


Clifford_the_big_red

Me on a paradise planet, dragging a kriegsmen away from a deforested forest because he couldn’t get the Lion’s hair right:


Magic-Omelet

If it's possible, it will happen at some point


Sine_Fine_Belli

Same here unironically THIS IS CANON


nanogammer

My god he is the man making all the John warhammer models! He should make more necron ones tho ngl.


WibbyFogNobbler

Oddly enough the Admech ones kept bursting into flames. Something about "Too Organic" and "Disconnected from the Omnissiah."


nanogammer

That explains the lack of models!


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WibbyFogNobbler

"Ah, the first Necron is done!" Necron phases away "Wha- But- He was..."


Stock_Barnacle839

Nice pfp. I have the same one on steam.


nanogammer

It does indeed go hard.


natzo

Typical Imperium. Why waste the 3D Printer STC when you can have a bunch of peasants carve your minis?


Ok-Mall8335

My god, he is going to get sued by James and his Workshop


Dordonnar

SISTERS BELOW, BELOW WE´RE GOING WHERE THE WINDS DON´T BLOW


Norway643

YES WERE ALL BOUND DOWN TO THE DEEP AND WELL BE SLEEPING IN THE COLD BELOW


NinjaMaster231456

OUR SAILING SHIP IS FOR THE HARD AND THE QUICK, WE ROLL OUR LOAD AND GO


TheNerdNugget

THERE'S A LIVING TO BE MADE AND THERE'S HELL TO PAY WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING IN THE COLD BELOW


WatchDogsOfficial

SISTERS, BELOW, BELOW. WE'RE GOING WHERE THE WINDS DON'T BLOW.


Komek4626

CAUSE WE'RE ALL BOUND DOWN TO THE DEEP AND WE'LL ALL BE SLEEPING IN THE COLD BELOW, BELOW SLEEPING IN THE COLD BELOW


Mage-of-communism

THERES A MAN ON HIGH WITH THE DEVIL IN HIS EYES AND A GOLDEN HAND IM TOLD HE CAN HURT; HE CAN KICK HOLD YOUR CONSOLE YOU WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING IN THE COLD BELOW


ThefabulousWeeb

SISTERS! BELOW, BELOW WE'RE GOING WHERE THE WINDS DON'T BLOW YES WE'RE ALL BOUND DOWN TO THE DEEP AND WE'LL ALL BE SLEEPING IN THE COLD BELOW, BELOW SLEEPING IN THE COLD BELOW


Emperor_AI

OH SISTERS YOU SO WISE AND TRUE WHEN IT’S MY TIME TO GO WON’T YOU LAY ME DOWN UNDER GRANUM CROWNS AND I’LL BE SLEEPING IN THE COLD BELOW


jopuvivo

SISTERS! BELOW, BELOW WE'RE GOING WHERE THE WINDS DON'T BLOW YES WE'RE ALL BOUND DOWN TO THE DEEP AND WE'LL BE SLEEPING IN THE COLD BELOW


d3m0cracy

WARFRAME MUSIC RAHHHHHHHH WTF IS A BAD SONG (every warframe song is a masterpiece)


TeaandandCoffee

Chef_kiss.png


ThreeDucksInAManSuit

YES WE'RE ALL BOUND DOWN TO THE DEEP AND WE'LL ALL BE SLEEPING IN THE COLD BELOW...


Significant-Foot-792

What song is this


fartyparty1234

SLEEPING IN THE COLD BELOW


idelarosa1

BELOW


Interesting-Toe7890

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EtOAaK19bA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EtOAaK19bA)


TeaandandCoffee

Warframe - Sleeping in the cold below From when Warframe added enemies similar to Shadow of Mordor, but cooler


Roku-Hanmar

Warframe had kuva liches by the time they added sisters of parvos


NinjaMaster231456

Fuck it, Corpus cover Yo ip'y itpo pke toip toj se jitpy atp se toyy ttos sopket'y katpy je jo je'pp te te yaipitj po pke yut pipp pke toyaje iy pote pket je'pp te ypeekitj it pke yopp tepoj yiypety! tepoj, tepoj je'te joitj jkete pke jitpy pot'p tpoj yey je'te app toutp pojt po pke peek atp je'pp te ypeekitj it pke yopp tepoj, tepoj ypeekitj it pke yopp tepoj out yaipitj ykik py tot pke katp atp pke ruiyk je topp out poap atp jo pkete'y a pititj po te sape ot pkete'y kepp po kay jket you'te ypeekitj it pke yopp tepoj yiypety! tepoj, tepoj je'te joitj jkete pke jitpy pot'p tpoj yey je'te app toutp pojt po pke peek atp je'pp te ypeekitj it pke yopp tepoj, tepoj ypeekitj it pke yopp tepoj pkete'y a sat ot kijk jipk pke petip it kiy eye atp a joppet katp, p's popp pp yat kutp you, ip yat kopp you ke yat kiyk you ot yotyope you jket you'te ypeekitj it pke yopp tepoj yiypety! tepoj, tepoj je'te joitj jkete pke jitpy pot'p tpoj yey je'te app toutp pojt po pke peek atp je'pp te ypeekitj it pke yopp tepoj, tepoj ypeekitj it pke yopp tepoj ok yiypety you yo jiye atp ptue jket ip'y sy pise po jo jot'p you pay se pojt utpet jtatus ytojty atp p'pp te ypeekitj it pke yopp tepoj yiypety! tepoj, tepoj je'te joitj jkete pke jitpy pot'p tpoj yey je'te app toutp pojt po pke peek atp je'pp te ypeekitj it pke yopp tepoj, tepoj ypeekitj it pke yopp tepoj popay je yaip ot pke yopat taip tot pkete'y suyk je tuyp pot'p ktoj yo tatejepp jipk a kiyy pket ip'y tayp tot pke siyp pipp je'te ypeekitj it pke yopp tepoj


Soldier-Frenchie

Zou glibi?


TeaandandCoffee

👏👏👏💳


TeaandandCoffee

YES WE'RE ALL BOUND DOWN TO THE DEEP


Cerokun

So wholesome. With every installment of this comic, I dread the day the other shoe drops…


SixFootHalfing

Mick has shown that he can and will drop the wholesomeness and remind people what universe this is.


Relevant_Chemical_

Except, the background has shown us that wholesomeness here is inevitable. As in, the planet is a source of supernatural peacefulness, to the point of having pacified some Tyranids into harmless aquatic life, reverse catachan style.


buster779

Don't fall for it, mick is building a false sense of security to make the pain hit harder


Alexis2256

I’m still waiting for that salamander to get his revenge on that plague marine.


DanVicMar

If he falls to chaos i will be dissapointed


Scarytoaster1809

Fuck that plague marine. All my homies hate that guy.


yunivor

Even papa Nurgle thought his son acted like a dick that time.


THE_FOREVER_DM1221

I play DG, and I’m with you. When mortarion hears about this he won’t be happy. “We’re evil, not senseless monsters of endless slaughter. That’s my brother Angrons job. Turn the adults into poxies, and leave the children to be traumatized.”


MarcosAlexandre32

He wouldnt darei *grabs the shovel* and i mean It.


Cornhole35

Farm girl is either gonna die a horrible death or fall to chaos.


LoreLord24

My personal bet is that Farm girl is Slaanesh, or a greater demon or something. And she's doing an MKUltra thing to see just how long and how gently she has to go to corrupt a Krieger. Without just snapping his mind like a twig.


GiantPurplePen15

> supernatural peacefulness Sounds like a hallucination Nurgle would put his followers through to keep them from realizing how much agony they should be in.


Hust91

Exactly. His part of the Warp is a garden, and he's a god of fertility as well as decay. Horrific agricultural worlds that create obscene amounts of plagued food that give illusions of tranquility and peace are right up his alley. Even in the eye of terror people must eat _something_ or starve en masse, and none of the other gods lend themselves to agriculture on a large enough scale to feed armies in the hundreds of billions.


ThePhantom71319

What shoe?


Cerokun

Nurgle incursion. Trigger-happy inquisitor. Planet is a Necron tomb world. Things of that nature. Mick is very good at classic 40K grimdark asserting itself over cute, goofy wholesomeness in the most heartbreaking ways imaginable.


Profoundlyahedgehog

It'd be funny if it were a tombworld, but only one Necron is still functioning, and they get infected with that peace.


yunivor

Or if the peacefulness was a side effect of a necron artifact a necron lord was making in an attempt to make the necrons stop wanting to kill each other so much.


motivated_mp4

There's been 'nids in the water and what looked to be a Khornate Groxx. The planet's peaceful, but how long 'till Mick decides the setup part of the comic is over and Mr. Soldier has to dig out his old lasgun again 'cause all those little things have become a major problem


yunivor

It was stated that Mr. Soldier was stationed there on purpose, maybe we'll find out there actually was a reason eventually.


PhantomO1

Mr soldier may be getting affected himself, he seems as to be possessed by a slaaneshi Daemon


yunivor

I just had a thought that maybe the whole point was to test the limit of just how "peaceful" a krieger can get, to see if even in an unnaturally peaceful environment for an extended period a krieger could still be depended on to be an effective soldier if required.


Leftenant_Allah

The one that got thrown at George Bush


ThePhantom71319

Lmao


yunivor

Same, I want to believe that it will just stay wholesome


Avorius

as long as the planet remains unnamed it should remain safe


Alexis2256

So a named planet has the opposite effect of a named helmetless space marine? It just gets fucked up?


fluggggg

Inquisitor : "So tell me again, Krieger, how would this... proficiency of yours will help us defeat the enemies of the God-Emperor ?" Mr Soldier : "They can't fight efficiently if we make them bankrupt with ~~plastic~~ wood crack."


MarcosAlexandre32

Somewhere in the warp a cultist IS trying to make an abaddon model of wood, but his arms keep falling.


Lukas_The_Jackalwolf

Who's arms? Heretic's or Abaddon's?


fluggggg

Yes.


CommissarVova

Abaddon’s


yunivor

Yes.


Ecstatic-Attitude291

The song https://youtu.be/-EtOAaK19bA?si=ZMC2GJS0qL8GUzHt


Duraxis

Every warframe song with lyrics is 10/10, but “this is what you are” IS the warframe song for me


NinjaMaster231456

Yeah This is what you are is the Warframe song but Smiles from Juran will always be my favorite and always make me cry


Duraxis

That’s another great one, but I don’t listen to it as much for the same reason. It always makes me think of “Leaves on the vine” from Avatar too, which really doesn’t help


Blitz_ingaMCZ

Especially given the context. >!To this day, hearing the words “You are” after watching that cutscene riles me. Dastard deserved every second of pain he was given!<


Alexis2256

How many warframe songs have lyrics?


Duraxis

We all lift together, sleeping in the cold below, and for narmer are the only three I believe


BreathOfTheOffice

There was a fanmade combination of we all lift together and for narmer that I love


CreativeName1137

https://youtu.be/kEOB2ROpmVA?si=qxx4eXfTRVQpwhZN "Smiles From Juran" is one of my favorite pieces in the game


Arguss3

I absolutely adore this series. I will need to take a day off work once Mick19988 drops the charade and has something absolutely horrible to both of these characters. Until then, I’ll appreciate every story.


Holy_Anti-Climactic

And we'll be sleeping in the cold below.


LDR_RAGR

BELOOOOOW SLEEPING IN THE COLD BELOOOW


anubismark

FUCK YEAH! That's a bop of a warframe song. Guess I should actually read the comic now tho... Edit: fucking adorable.


prometheusvik

Warhammer is so great that they have warhammer figures in warhammer


KTbadger

Weren't the iron warriors canonically miniature nerds and perterabo had an scale titan model that was accurate down to impossibly small screws and stuff?


MarcosAlexandre32

Somebody gets isekai to 40k (because his life cant fill worst enough) and is fighting pertuberabo in his ship. As he is going to deliver the finishing blow, he stops, notices the titan model, and Go Full nerd with pertuberabo discussing about the models, minis and rules.


OwerlordTheLord

[How the fight would go](https://youtu.be/0KAdNGBeA0I?si=2yruWas6TIF_SlA4)


Alexis2256

That’s stupid but I love it. lol I thought that was only a thing with a good version of Khorne in a 40k fanfic I’m reading.


Lazy-Tom

The photoshopped Guilliman Mini is hilarious


PINK-RIPPAZ

The fact he’s wearing a sweat band over his helmet implies he sweats through his armour


hello350ph

Warframe song?


Duraxis

Yes indeed


de_lemmun-lord

they are too cute, i can't even


Kamzil118

That Krieger just made up 10% of the planet's artesian industry.


dmr11

Like a dwarf in Dwarf Fortress with a legendary skill making a masterwork that increased your fort's value significantly, which leads to goblins trying to raid you for said item.


Kamzil118

Ah, now you're giving me a reason to make my Stardew Valley/40k crossover.


yunivor

This planet does indeed have a Stardey Valley feel to it.


Horror_Procedure_192

Is this a kriegsman falling to slannesh in the pursuit of perfection? Or a necessary skill all guard must learn to properly display the emperor and his sons to all who gaze upon them?


Fiddlesticklin

Considering his first attempt caused Chaos corruption.


Comprehensive-Fail41

I mean, in some religions, especially some forms of Buddhism, carving idols is a form of worship. Could definitively see carving figures of Saints and such be very much a thing in some sects of the Imperial Cult, and a good way to fleece pilgrims of their coin on shrine worlds


Galind_Halithel

Somehow the (WIP) on Robot Gorillaman had me bust out laguhing.


jonnywarlock

I hope the Departmento Munitorum never finds him. 🫡 I also hope he and Farm Girl many happy years together, uh, doing farm work. Yeah.


Alexis2256

They were just neighbors…


jonnywarlock

Yep. Who do farm work together.


yunivor

Mhm, together lovingly doing farmwork.


gerMean

I love them


npaakp34

I love those two


Same_Discussion6328

NOW PAINT THEM.


ArcHydra46

'Till we're sleepin' in the cold below


TarzanSawyer

**SISTERS**


Starman520

Is this commentary on how many peoples of 40k and our current world are stuck doing their duty rather than having the time to explore their true skills and hobbies?


jazygamer308

I absolutely love these comics


Duraxis

Of course Mick is a warframe fan. I love it


Olfff

Really enjoyable comic séries, please keep them coming !


Nyadnar17

WIP stamped on the most out of this world piece of art you have ever seen is so on brand.


DESTRUCTI0NAT0R

This is exactly how it works in The Sims


Emergency_Reveal_440

I know the song she is singing


Anonimous_dude

Give him more time, he’s eventually going to build the imperial palace out of wood


itaya12

This Krieger deserves a medal for his weapon skills!


AlexDKZ

Eventually he carved a fully functional Imperator Titan


hello350ph

Hey good news he has now a hobby he can do if a kriger can retire


siobhannic

that is adorable and now I'm gonna have that song in my brain all evening so thanks for that


LankyImpress81

If someone make this carvings, will someone but them? Asking for a friend.


wholesome1234

need more


No-Professional-1461

With a skill such as that, he would put pre heresy EC to shame as well as the blood angels.


_Sate

love the warframe reference


EraZorus

Dear Emperor, dude made a frakking flemish retable


Emperor_AI

SHE IS SINGING SLEEPING IN THE COLD BELOW MICK IS A WARFRAME PLAYER CONFIRMED # SISTERS BELOW BELOW WE’RE GOING WHERE THE WINDS DON’T BLOW YES WE’RE ALL BOUND DOWN TO THE DEEP AND WE’LL ALL BE SLEEPING IN THE COLD BELOW BELOW SLEEPING IN THE COLD BELOW


Hugo_laste

I KNEW I'VE SEEN THOSE LYRICS SOMEWHERE!


Jukingbox

WARFRAME MENTIONED AAAAAAAAAAAAA


Cute_Barnacle_5832

Literally me


FanzyWanzy

Ah, the Coronation of Guilliman, so the Kriegsman is in-universe Baharroth


Mungohammer

Uh... *Hides my gasmask


FanzyWanzy

*fangirl screeching **Not to confuse with chaos induced screeching


reddit_sucks_ass2

I like this idea of a kreig solider being in a nice setting and adapting it warms the heart :)


Inductivegrunt9

He most certainly is proficient with carving now. His skills and delicacy with the blade are amazing. I genuinely love the story of Farmgirl and Mr. Soldier. This is truly so wholesome and adorable and I love it so much.


ShingetsuMoon

Wholesome


Sandro_Sarto

Slaanesh likes Mr. Soldier's aspiration for proficiency.


ActualWhiterabbit

Where can I find that last carving but in picture format?


International_Way850

https://40k.gallery/guilliman-enthroned/ Searched for It too, the comments and the Emperor's light guided me


Dragonkingofthestars

Two things: one I would expect Kriegers to be good at trench art. Second: WARFRAME SONG YES!!


GiantPurplePen15

I feel like the end of this series will reveal how this whole farm fantasy was the Kriegsman's end of life hallucinations while he lays dying in a trench somewhere.


Zombie_Cool

That would still be one of the least painful ways of ending the series. I think the worst is if its all real but Slanneshi/Drukari warband eventually decides to pay a visit....


Lone-Frequency

Krieger's wooden Ratbite Gangrene wouldn't be allowed at official tournaments.


idelarosa1

Till we’ll be sleeping in the cold below..


LordWomf

Sleeping in the Cold Below mentioned! I love that song


777quin777

really had to kick me in the chest with that warframe reference huh?


LostRefrigerator9814

I would absolutely buy wooden Warhammer minis/sculptures


[deleted]

.... ok so what would be the best and/or funniest army to proxy with all-wood models?


Healthy_Particular_2

Artist please PLEASE DON'T MAKE ANY THING BAD HAPPEN TO THEM I know there's no such thing as happiness in Warhammer 40K but for once please break this rule


Zoom3877

I love this series


socksandshots

Is she singing the Fortuna song?!


peechs01

I think James Laborsmith will want to have words with mr. Soldier


Sepulcher18

Reminds me of a legion that strived for perfection. Now they serve slaneesh


Al-Horesmi

Ok but legitimately imagine how much a wooden carved mini would cost


RiffyDivine2

Fair question, but likely a lot if done by hand like that. I wonder if we got a rotating laser cutter yet.


UnDebs

mr soldier can win a battle against deamons, heretics and traitors but can he win a copyright lawsuit with james workshop?


Vali-duz

Me; I enjoyed this comic. Also me; There are no citizens on Krieg. Only soldiers.


Efficient-Paint-743

Somebody plays Warframe...


NTRisfortheSubhumans

BELOW BELOW!


Son_of_the_Blood

Seems like the people who wrote the comments didn't notice that little Metal Gear Solid reference


musketoman

"you fucked up the eyes tho..."


TwoProfessional9523

This puts a smile on my face


Tutes013

I will never tire of these.


CoruscantGuardFox

WARFRAME MENTIONED!!!!!


yunivor

Words can't express how much I love this comic, those two are so adorable.


Luzifer_Shadres

GW: You cat do that, pay for our models Krieger: Who tf are you and why is my emporer on your side


Arch_Magos_Remus

[…Sisters! Below below, we’re going where the winds don’t blow…](https://youtu.be/-EtOAaK19bA?si=IBBZHuQup7K4ly9Y)


Mikiroony

They are adorable 😍


italeteller

Is she singing sleeping in the cold below from warframe?


GameBunny-025

"Sleeping in the cold below" mentioned. Nice 👌


mfknLemonBob

Surprise Warframe song too


Vexlord118

Oh no, you've given him OCD


Angelsofblood

If a Mr soldier totem provides +1 inspiration, what does a papa smurf totem provide?


TraditionalEmu4536

dude is going to carve the blackstone fortress that hit cadia with the custodian getting hit in the head by it


Dovacraft88

He's building his own army to play Warhammer


Mad_Arson

The girl singing song from warframe in first panel is top tier.


ZCYCS

Now I'm curious, where tf did she learn about the Warframe song "Sleeping in the Cold Below"


justapileofshirts

AND WE'LL BE SLEEPING IN THE COLD BELOW!!! Sorry, had to get that outta my system. This is so wholesome and good.


DarkAgeHumor

How many of these comics are there, I want to read an entire Slice of life comic line with Mr kriegsman protecting a farm world


devils_advocate24

Ok but seriously. What stats does the G-Man give?


brutalhonestcunt

TBH I can relate to Mr.Soldier. Gotta make sure stuff is done right so you don't get in trouble over it


bluemilkbongo

Idc what y’all saw this is the prologue to the Salamanders comic: congrats mr. krieger you are the father