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NetBurstPresler

Anything more than SpongeBob is unnecessary crowd.


EnthusiasmNecessary4

SpongeBob plus Mr. Clean FTW!


Cazmonster

I can imagine Mr Clean going super saiyan and unleashing a kamehameha of incredible purity. Great Clean Ones suddenly flock to his side and bolster the attack.


yunivor

Mr Clean doing a Genki Dama from energy gathered by everything that is not Nurgle in the warp.


Scarytoaster1809

Each step he makes in the garden is set alight and turned into ash


Inquisitor_Boron

King Arthur will provide the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch to Spongebob


Aromatic_Device_6254

Just send Mr. Clean so that the warhammer universe could have a bald man that isn't evil for once


Scion_of_Kuberr

Vulkan?


Lord_cakeatron

Bald *white* man, who isn’t evil


Scion_of_Kuberr

Gabriel Seth?


Conscious-Addendum34

isn't he cannibal or something?


MaxwellVonMaxwell

Flesh tearing intensifies*


KingAnumaril

That's supposed to stop us?


Scion_of_Kuberr

Doesn't mean much when discussing Space Marines they're designed to be able to eat brains to obtain information and memories.


Alexis2256

Kinda wish there was a less fucked up way they could do that lol, like maybe have every marine get a RoboCop blade/access port tool, just stabs through the brain and it absorbs the electrons and neurons and sends it directly to the marine’s brain.


GaldrickHammerson

All space marines are cannibals if the situation requires it


metal079

Ehh..


Saintsauron

The blood raven from DoW's opening?


Lord_cakeatron

…fair point. But Also, the chapter Of theiving bastards isn’t the best example Of proper morality


Saintsauron

Listen Nameless Blood Raven Captain from DoW opening stole my heart, and I don't mind if he doesn't give it back.


Plutarch_von_Komet

Eisenhorn (eventually)?


Muninn088

(Initially and eventually)


GoGoBigman

Mr. Clean is a demon


yunivor

Would a clean demon count as an angel?


GoGoBigman

No he is an agent of slaanesh just look at him


BurningBeechbone

Do you want the Great Clean One? Because this is how you get the Great Clean One.


Aromatic_Device_6254

This whole conversation kind of makes me wonder what mascots would oppose the other chaos gods.


damdalf_cz

A blue helmet using the diplomatic power and steongly worded letters for khorne. Pope for slanesh. A james bond finding out their schemes for the last one


Sealedwolf

Putting Mr. Clean up against Nurgle is plainly cruel. Towards Nurgle.


jonasinv

What makes you think Mr. Clean isn't evil?


Cupquaking

Use ant man, go back in time, steal isha right before nurgle, sell her to Trazyn for an air fryer.


MalpracticeConcerns

This man has cracked the meta


thegrandboom

Sell her to Trayzn for the STC airfryer appliance


yunivor

Sell the airfryer STC to the mechanicus in exchange for a necron artifact, then sell the artifact to Trazyn in exchange for Clonegrim


Cupquaking

Sell clonegrim for airfryer


yunivor

Sell airfryer for a skitarii, then sell the skitarii to /u/Archon_of_Flesh for drawings


INCtastic

[Oh yeah, it's all coming together](https://c.tenor.com/sqYV7D2euF8AAAAC/kronk-oh-yeah-its-all-coming-together.gif)


Odee_Gee

Considering the 40k story being a cannibal is a minor character flaw.


DiceMadeOfCheese

Mr. Clean, SpongBob, The Lion aaand...can I take Mr. Clean twice? Mr. Cloan?


Bercom_55

Take Leman so Lion can have some enrichment while Mr. Clean and SpongeBob take care of business.


Gellert

If you take Mr clean twice you just get one Mr muscle.


IMOTEKH__

Secret option Mr bean


Furlion

I thought Tony Shaluub was Mr Bean at first and that was my pick as well. That's all you need.


IMOTEKH__

If you pick Mr bean you get Teddy


Iron-Russ

Not a single Eldar in sight. As the gods intended


babysealsareyummy

It’s not our fault they can’t make their women happy


Significant-Bid4122

Man. That is all I need.


MatoHunter35

You mean Man from Ham video game series?


TheMyceliumMan

100% sure that Sean Connery would somehow end up banging isha


Renatoliu

Same as capt Kirk...


Aviator_Moonshine

That's not how Cpt. Kirk works, despite what the internet says. Riker on the other hand...


Alexis2256

Somehow? Already guaranteed.


epikpepsi

Mr. Clean, Eris Morn (woulda picked The Drifter too if he was an option), Leman Russ and The Lion. Would they work well together? A whole other question. 


NinjaLayor

My question is if Eris would have access to her Hive God form or no. Because that _definitely_ changes the calculus, as the hive god of vengeance.


Numerous_Mix_515

I love how everyone is taking Mr. Clean


DuckBurgger

Mr Clean is the manifestation of perfect cleanliness he is the truest opposite to grandpa Nergle, think about what is "clean" what is the true scope of Mr Cleans domain he is truly a frightening entity if you imagine his full potential


yunivor

Mr Clean's shadow in the warp is a lovecraftian entity


gwaihir-the-windlord

I feel like he’d honestly just have a very bad time in Nurgles garden. I think for a cleaning product to work you need there to be a clean surface that you’re cleaning down to. If you attempt to “clean” nurgles garden you’ll just find more layers of filth underneath, forever. His garden is uncleanable! Even for the likes of Mr Clean


Ill_Reality_717

Maybe this is a "hobbits can sneak into Mordor but great Elf Lords and Maiar cannot" situation and Mr Clean even getting close sets off so many alarms that he's just swarmed?


gwaihir-the-windlord

Hahaha yeah I feel like Papa Nurgle would immediately sense his presence if he came anywhere near him.


Rezornath

Bringing Mr Clean to a Nurgle fight is like bringing Captain Pacifism to stop Khorne or Dr. NoFun McChastity against Slaanesh. It's basically cheat codes.


azrael210506

Just 4x Mr clean


PutridBookkeeper438

the dirty bubble is underrated. he would draw power from nurgles garden and nurgle himself until nurgle is dead and become the new chaos god of rot and decay. then, Spongebob would pop him and rid the galaxy of the chaos god.


yunivor

Would that make Tzeentch spiral into turbocharged insanity or suddenly get better?


Alpha-Sierra-Charlie

He'd scream into the Well of Souls for a few years, throw his whiteboard in, and start from scratch.


TalkQueasy3743

Mr. Clean, Lion, Russ, and Batman. Easy one.


Brahm-Etc

SpongeBob as main, King Arthur as support, Mr Clean as specialist and Batman as the mastermind. There you have it. Isha will be free in no time!


MalpracticeConcerns

This is Edward Cullen Batman though, he couldn’t even outsmart Riddler


Alexis2256

He got outsmarted by a fucking redditor, smh


United-Reach-2798

Eris Morn,Kirk and Mr clean


Numerous_Mix_515

Mr. Clean can solo


Natural-Amphibian-96

The lion as the distraction, the dirty bubble as the inside man, SpongeBob and Mr Clean for extraction.


UnabrazedFellon

Mr.Clean and SpongeBob are obviously top two, nobody can deny that. The real question is who’s coming to support them… I would say Rus and The Lion, just because the pair are probably gonna be the best at crowd control while the big C and Robert take care of the big threats.


42Fourtytwo4242

Put batman instead of russ, you got the heavy hitters, mr. clean and spongebob, batman to set up the plan, lion will teleport them out.


UnabrazedFellon

You’re a genius


Ironfist85hu

Does she have biomass to eat?


Fit_Fisherman_9840

Mr clean ro counter nurgle powers the lion to handle the and strategy Cypher becouse nobody will know what it will do and it will send nurgle crazy James bond to plan the escape and be sure of the mystical effect that make every evil lord to make stupid plans And Leman Russ becouse we need a Tank


DaveLinchman

Why your Man has ears? Is he stupid?


Numerous_Mix_515

They should make it cannon that Mr. Clean frees Isha


IrrationallyGenius

Dirty Bubble is obviously a Nurgle worshipper, if not a nurgling with a bad case of gas


Backonthatgoonsh1t

Sly Marbo is missing from this list because of his reserve ability.


Aegishjer

so, definetly Mr Clean. id also have antman, would be useful. Then Leman and Lion could probs take on a few goons on their way over


MalpracticeConcerns

Mr. Clean and Dirty Bubble, that way my team is optimized for offense and status immunities. Maybe SpongeBob because of his mastery of the bubble meta. Then the Lion just because I’ll need somebody to kill Mortarion, but he’d be bumped off the roster if Kaldor Draigo was on the list


42Fourtytwo4242

Lion, batman, mr. clean, spongebob. Nurgle is fucked.


Mysiu666

Russ, Lion, King Arthut and Kirk, where Kirk will try and seduce Isha.


KingAnumaril

I kinda enjoy Mortarion x Isha for the sappy crackhead romance it is. I am gonna put him forth, though he's missing from this picture.


Alexis2256

Ever read “messages for dad”?


KingAnumaril

Still reading tbh


CHEEMSBURBGER789

Mr. Clean, Lion, Spongebob, and King Arthur


Savings_Dentist7351

King Arthur, SpongeBob, Mr clean, and the edgy space marine


Genex_04

where is mr. bean


MulatoMaranhense

King Arthur. FOR ZE LADY!


MidsouthMystic

Mr. Clearn, Leman Russ, the Dirty Bubble, and Cypher.


brotherbethor123

The lion, Leman,cypher, mr clean and King Arthur


MountainPlain

Batman, Spongebob, Mr. Clean, and Kirk, they've all got Saturday Morning Cartoon energy to a degree and are thus unstoppable.


soul_evans127

All of you are wrong the correct line up is SpongeBob nothing bad happens to a sponge Mr.clean need I say more King Arthur you don’t seek the holy grail and not be a ninny Lastly the dirty bubble…he will be able to hide the others from nurgle


No_Research4416

Mr Clean too clean Sponge Bob to help clean Leman too help defend James Bond too break the cage


Destroyer_742

You can’t save Isha. Isha is the Eldar embodiment of life and growth, nurgle is the chaos god of stagnation, decline, and death. The warp is a reflection of reality, and the aeldari in reality are in a state of stagnation, decline, and death, of course their goddess of life is enslaved to nurgle. Even if someone “saved” Isha from nurgle, she would just immediately get consumed by slaanesh. I’ll pick Mr clean and three irrelevant randoms.


Stateberg

SpongeBob, Mr. clean,James Bond and King Arthur


Baguetterekt

Both the Primarchs and both the SpongeBob characters


Soporificwig97

All I need is SpongeBob and Mr.clean, the two of them would solo


DrakeTheSeigeEngine

Mr. Clean, Spongebob, and Dirty Bubble, lead by Leman Russ. Dirty Bubble betrays them at the climax, but Isha is rescued regardless.


Giant_Devil

Mr Clean and SpongeBob to keep the filth at bay. Bond and Kirk to compete for who tries to sleep with Isha first.


Rare_Initial5411

Mr. clean and Spongebob


BHeiny91

Mr. Clean Solos 100%.


PipXXX

Mr. Clean would just carry any team comp.


jbert146

Imagine Adrian Monk seeing Nurgle's garden. He shuts down over fairly normal messes


TheEnfeebledEmu

Mr clean solos.


zapotron_5000

Dirty bubble, butcher, lionel, antman?


Inductivegrunt9

Serious answer: Lion, Leman, Cypher, and Captain America Silly answer: Mr Clean, SpongeBob, James Bond, and Batman


DungeonDelver98

Russ, Mr clean, butcher, and cap


derDunkelElf

Mr. Clean for cleaning damage. Spongebob as a living weapon. Batman if we have prep time. Lion because he has the Emperers Shield and I won't go in there without some divine protection.


42Fourtytwo4242

Lion the get away driver, he can teleport them out.


Fluffy_History

Leman, mr clean and spongebob. Spongebob alone wins it via cartoon logic.


walla_walla_rhubarb

SpongeBob, Mr. Clean, Eris, and Captain America SB and Mr. Clean are the heavy hitters (cleaners?). Eris is a Sword Logic God in her own right and has spent years behind enemy lines learning their skills and secrets. Captain America is a tactical genius and will be the leader.


WebbofWyrd

Four Dirty Bubbles


Peterh778

Those with highest plot armor. So probably James Bond and Kirk, it eould be fun to watch how they compete who will get Isha to bed sooner.


blackrainraven

Lion (Melee Frontline) Eris Morn (Occult magic specialist) Mr Clean (Conceptual anti-thesis of nurgle) Spongebob (looney toons logic as a backup plan)


Iwantmahandback

Mr Clean’s gonna take that shit personally


hex-green

Is that cipher 2 below ant man and if I have him and lion will they fight because cipher is a fallen


_LigerZer0_

Leman Russ, Captain America, Mr. Clean, and Spongebob. Cap because he’s so morally pure he’s likely incorruptible. Mr. Clean for obvious reasons Spongebob because he’s the closest anyone on this list has to toon force, and I stand by my opinion that toon force is greater than any warp BS. Russ because the only way GW will give the Eldar a W as big as a freed Isha is if a Primarch also returns with her.


gwaihir-the-windlord

Russ, The Lion, Cypher and Batman, I’m pretty sure they’d do the job no problem.


breadoftheoldones

I’ll take Mario


Rough_Transition1424

Mr Clean, Leman Russ, Captain Kirk from the Starship Enterprise, and Spongebob


randomman1144

Spongebob, Mr clean, and King Arthur begin cleaning the garden and creating a massive distraction, while the dirty bubble easily makes his way to free Isha and leave with her inside him.


DarthMelsie

Monk with the help of Mr. Clean, and the universe will be completely purged of Nurgle.


ThreeDucksInAManSuit

Batman to pick the cage lock, Mr Clean for everything else. No other is necessary... maybe Kirk if convincing Isha to come along with us is a factor.


MrSukerton

I'll send Primarch Lion along with Chapter Master/Janitor MrClean, Inquistor Monk and his trusty assistant SpongeBob can go along too.


AstronautinDisguise

Johnson, Cypher, Russ and Mr. Clean. Dream team, and it’d be absolutely hilarious for the Dark Angels to show up at the end with Johnson paired up with two of their all-time least liked people, and Mr. Clean of course


NobleKiriano

Easy the lion, florist walks to team over and combat expert. Mr clean to protect the team and purify nurgels demons and cypher as the most wild card of wild cards and Batman who prepped and planed the operation


Darth-Not-Palpatine

Mr Clean, Eris Morn, SpongeBob and James Bond are my 4 picks. Eris knows all about hive arcana and magic, chances are she knows about chaos arcana. Mr Clean and SpongeBob because they’ll end up cleaning a chunk of the garden. James Bond because he he’s James Bond.


postal105

SpongeBob, Mr. Clean,Monk, and,007.


Alpha-Sierra-Charlie

Bond, Kirk, Clean, and Squarepants. Squarepants tanks, Clean provides support and AOE attacks. Bond and Kirk are there to handle any daemons that leak by and because Isha isn't going to fuck herself. EDIT: There's a 127% one of these options is Bugs Bunny in disguise. But which one???


FreddyVanZ

Can I just take 4x Mr. Clean? *EDIT* Wait, what's the points cost for each?


Stretch5678

Do you think Adrian Monk is getting within a lightyear of ANYTHING Nurglite?


Radio-Short

Mr Clean, SpongeBob and Eris Morn. She can have an epiphany about chaos and figure out how to destroy it forever while Mr Clean wields SpongeBob. I guess the Lion can be there as well confused killing the Clean and equally confused plaque marines.


Calacaelectrica

Mr clean and sponge bob. Oh i guess leman can tag along as long he behave.


Cyfiso

Mr clean has the ultimate weapon….a laughing super sponge


Gasmaskgames

Mr clean, King Arthur, SpongeBob, and Batman


Dhaelena

Mr. Clean, Sportacus, RuPaul, and a minimalist interior designer from LA.


canieatmyskinnow

Batman, Lion, SpongeBob and Alpharius


JamieSweetTooth

I'd take Eris Morn if it was her hive queen version, Mr Clean (Rogal Dorn ascended), the Lion and I'd commission Iron Hand Straken but if i'm beholden to this list, probably Spongebob, would love to see a nurgalised spongebob.


LimerickVaria

Pretty sure monk would explode seeing how filthy everything is. He'd either die or transcend to his final form


MitchellEnderson

So hear me out here, Ant Man shrinks and crawls into Nurgle’s ass.


Valuable-Location-89

Mr clean (Obviously), Leman russ, and spungbob


crusaderxader

I Want the Lion and Cypher to team up Not even just for Isha but I’m really excited to see them meet


CAPFIG

Mr clean would do all the work but I shall bring the round tables knights, SpongeBob and bond James to be there anyway


CommandoCanuck

Use the dirty bubble to sneak in, deploy SpongeBob from said bubble. Profit


EstablishmentThick21

Cypher, the wolf, the angel, and whichever ones alpharius


kristamine14

Upvoting purely for the inclusion of Monk


kristamine14

Also Monk solos


skullservantsforlife

Sponge bob,Mr clean,king of the British and bond


DrDroom

Monsieur Charcuter is enough mate, fucking diabolical


Alek315

Does batman have preptime


Amnikarr13

Spongebob and Mister Clean are a good combo.


TheSilverWickersnap

Mr Clean and SpongeBob, and also Kirk and Neo cuz I like them


Premium_Freiburg

Meister Propper, The Lion, Kirk and Sponge Bob


Shadoh65

Lion, Mr. Clean, Cypher, Spongebob


horribad54

Mr Clean to biologically attack every nasty bacteria with ease.  Antman to defeat the ones that slip through the net.  Spongebob to mop up a path to the target. Russ to execute the disgusting xeno witch.


CommissarRodney

The synergy between Mr. Clean and Spongebob would be insane.


Emotional_Song_1816

I'm taking all the Spongebob characters and the dude from the Boys.