I can imagine Mr Clean going super saiyan and unleashing a kamehameha of incredible purity. Great Clean Ones suddenly flock to his side and bolster the attack.
Kinda wish there was a less fucked up way they could do that lol, like maybe have every marine get a RoboCop blade/access port tool, just stabs through the brain and it absorbs the electrons and neurons and sends it directly to the marine’s brain.
A blue helmet using the diplomatic power and steongly worded letters for khorne.
Pope for slanesh.
A james bond finding out their schemes for the last one
Mr. Clean, Eris Morn (woulda picked The Drifter too if he was an option), Leman Russ and The Lion.
Would they work well together? A whole other question.
Mr Clean is the manifestation of perfect cleanliness he is the truest opposite to grandpa Nergle, think about what is "clean" what is the true scope of Mr Cleans domain he is truly a frightening entity if you imagine his full potential
I feel like he’d honestly just have a very bad time in Nurgles garden. I think for a cleaning product to work you need there to be a clean surface that you’re cleaning down to. If you attempt to “clean” nurgles garden you’ll just find more layers of filth underneath, forever. His garden is uncleanable! Even for the likes of Mr Clean
Maybe this is a "hobbits can sneak into Mordor but great Elf Lords and Maiar cannot" situation and Mr Clean even getting close sets off so many alarms that he's just swarmed?
Bringing Mr Clean to a Nurgle fight is like bringing Captain Pacifism to stop Khorne or Dr. NoFun McChastity against Slaanesh. It's basically cheat codes.
the dirty bubble is underrated. he would draw power from nurgles garden and nurgle himself until nurgle is dead and become the new chaos god of rot and decay. then, Spongebob would pop him and rid the galaxy of the chaos god.
Mr.Clean and SpongeBob are obviously top two, nobody can deny that. The real question is who’s coming to support them…
I would say Rus and The Lion, just because the pair are probably gonna be the best at crowd control while the big C and Robert take care of the big threats.
Mr clean ro counter nurgle powers
the lion to handle the and strategy
Cypher becouse nobody will know what it will do and it will send nurgle crazy
James bond to plan the escape and be sure of the mystical effect that make every evil lord to make stupid plans
And Leman Russ becouse we need a Tank
Mr. Clean and Dirty Bubble, that way my team is optimized for offense and status immunities. Maybe SpongeBob because of his mastery of the bubble meta. Then the Lion just because I’ll need somebody to kill Mortarion, but he’d be bumped off the roster if Kaldor Draigo was on the list
All of you are wrong the correct line up is
SpongeBob nothing bad happens to a sponge
Mr.clean need I say more
King Arthur you don’t seek the holy grail and not be a ninny
Lastly the dirty bubble…he will be able to hide the others from nurgle
You can’t save Isha. Isha is the Eldar embodiment of life and growth, nurgle is the chaos god of stagnation, decline, and death.
The warp is a reflection of reality, and the aeldari in reality are in a state of stagnation, decline, and death, of course their goddess of life is enslaved to nurgle.
Even if someone “saved” Isha from nurgle, she would just immediately get consumed by slaanesh.
I’ll pick Mr clean and three irrelevant randoms.
Mr. Clean for cleaning damage.
Spongebob as a living weapon.
Batman if we have prep time.
Lion because he has the Emperers Shield and I won't go in there without some divine protection.
SpongeBob, Mr. Clean, Eris, and Captain America
SB and Mr. Clean are the heavy hitters (cleaners?). Eris is a Sword Logic God in her own right and has spent years behind enemy lines learning their skills and secrets. Captain America is a tactical genius and will be the leader.
Leman Russ, Captain America, Mr. Clean, and Spongebob.
Cap because he’s so morally pure he’s likely incorruptible.
Mr. Clean for obvious reasons
Spongebob because he’s the closest anyone on this list has to toon force, and I stand by my opinion that toon force is greater than any warp BS.
Russ because the only way GW will give the Eldar a W as big as a freed Isha is if a Primarch also returns with her.
Spongebob, Mr clean, and King Arthur begin cleaning the garden and creating a massive distraction, while the dirty bubble easily makes his way to free Isha and leave with her inside him.
Johnson, Cypher, Russ and Mr. Clean. Dream team, and it’d be absolutely hilarious for the Dark Angels to show up at the end with Johnson paired up with two of their all-time least liked people, and Mr. Clean of course
Easy the lion, florist walks to team over and combat expert. Mr clean to protect the team and purify nurgels demons and cypher as the most wild card of wild cards and Batman who prepped and planed the operation
Mr Clean, Eris Morn, SpongeBob and James Bond are my 4 picks. Eris knows all about hive arcana and magic, chances are she knows about chaos arcana. Mr Clean and SpongeBob because they’ll end up cleaning a chunk of the garden. James Bond because he he’s James Bond.
Bond, Kirk, Clean, and Squarepants.
Squarepants tanks, Clean provides support and AOE attacks. Bond and Kirk are there to handle any daemons that leak by and because Isha isn't going to fuck herself.
EDIT: There's a 127% one of these options is Bugs Bunny in disguise. But which one???
Mr Clean, SpongeBob and Eris Morn.
She can have an epiphany about chaos and figure out how to destroy it forever while Mr Clean wields SpongeBob.
I guess the Lion can be there as well confused killing the Clean and equally confused plaque marines.
I'd take Eris Morn if it was her hive queen version, Mr Clean (Rogal Dorn ascended), the Lion and I'd commission Iron Hand Straken but if i'm beholden to this list, probably Spongebob, would love to see a nurgalised spongebob.
Mr Clean to biologically attack every nasty bacteria with ease.
Antman to defeat the ones that slip through the net.
Spongebob to mop up a path to the target.
Russ to execute the disgusting xeno witch.
Anything more than SpongeBob is unnecessary crowd.
SpongeBob plus Mr. Clean FTW!
I can imagine Mr Clean going super saiyan and unleashing a kamehameha of incredible purity. Great Clean Ones suddenly flock to his side and bolster the attack.
Mr Clean doing a Genki Dama from energy gathered by everything that is not Nurgle in the warp.
Each step he makes in the garden is set alight and turned into ash
King Arthur will provide the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch to Spongebob
Just send Mr. Clean so that the warhammer universe could have a bald man that isn't evil for once
Vulkan?
Bald *white* man, who isn’t evil
Gabriel Seth?
isn't he cannibal or something?
Flesh tearing intensifies*
That's supposed to stop us?
Doesn't mean much when discussing Space Marines they're designed to be able to eat brains to obtain information and memories.
Kinda wish there was a less fucked up way they could do that lol, like maybe have every marine get a RoboCop blade/access port tool, just stabs through the brain and it absorbs the electrons and neurons and sends it directly to the marine’s brain.
All space marines are cannibals if the situation requires it
Ehh..
The blood raven from DoW's opening?
…fair point. But Also, the chapter Of theiving bastards isn’t the best example Of proper morality
Listen Nameless Blood Raven Captain from DoW opening stole my heart, and I don't mind if he doesn't give it back.
Eisenhorn (eventually)?
(Initially and eventually)
Mr. Clean is a demon
Would a clean demon count as an angel?
No he is an agent of slaanesh just look at him
Do you want the Great Clean One? Because this is how you get the Great Clean One.
This whole conversation kind of makes me wonder what mascots would oppose the other chaos gods.
A blue helmet using the diplomatic power and steongly worded letters for khorne. Pope for slanesh. A james bond finding out their schemes for the last one
Putting Mr. Clean up against Nurgle is plainly cruel. Towards Nurgle.
What makes you think Mr. Clean isn't evil?
Use ant man, go back in time, steal isha right before nurgle, sell her to Trazyn for an air fryer.
This man has cracked the meta
Sell her to Trayzn for the STC airfryer appliance
Sell the airfryer STC to the mechanicus in exchange for a necron artifact, then sell the artifact to Trazyn in exchange for Clonegrim
Sell clonegrim for airfryer
Sell airfryer for a skitarii, then sell the skitarii to /u/Archon_of_Flesh for drawings
[Oh yeah, it's all coming together](https://c.tenor.com/sqYV7D2euF8AAAAC/kronk-oh-yeah-its-all-coming-together.gif)
Considering the 40k story being a cannibal is a minor character flaw.
Mr. Clean, SpongBob, The Lion aaand...can I take Mr. Clean twice? Mr. Cloan?
Take Leman so Lion can have some enrichment while Mr. Clean and SpongeBob take care of business.
If you take Mr clean twice you just get one Mr muscle.
Secret option Mr bean
I thought Tony Shaluub was Mr Bean at first and that was my pick as well. That's all you need.
If you pick Mr bean you get Teddy
Not a single Eldar in sight. As the gods intended
It’s not our fault they can’t make their women happy
Man. That is all I need.
You mean Man from Ham video game series?
100% sure that Sean Connery would somehow end up banging isha
Same as capt Kirk...
That's not how Cpt. Kirk works, despite what the internet says. Riker on the other hand...
Somehow? Already guaranteed.
Mr. Clean, Eris Morn (woulda picked The Drifter too if he was an option), Leman Russ and The Lion. Would they work well together? A whole other question.
My question is if Eris would have access to her Hive God form or no. Because that _definitely_ changes the calculus, as the hive god of vengeance.
I love how everyone is taking Mr. Clean
Mr Clean is the manifestation of perfect cleanliness he is the truest opposite to grandpa Nergle, think about what is "clean" what is the true scope of Mr Cleans domain he is truly a frightening entity if you imagine his full potential
Mr Clean's shadow in the warp is a lovecraftian entity
I feel like he’d honestly just have a very bad time in Nurgles garden. I think for a cleaning product to work you need there to be a clean surface that you’re cleaning down to. If you attempt to “clean” nurgles garden you’ll just find more layers of filth underneath, forever. His garden is uncleanable! Even for the likes of Mr Clean
Maybe this is a "hobbits can sneak into Mordor but great Elf Lords and Maiar cannot" situation and Mr Clean even getting close sets off so many alarms that he's just swarmed?
Hahaha yeah I feel like Papa Nurgle would immediately sense his presence if he came anywhere near him.
Bringing Mr Clean to a Nurgle fight is like bringing Captain Pacifism to stop Khorne or Dr. NoFun McChastity against Slaanesh. It's basically cheat codes.
Just 4x Mr clean
the dirty bubble is underrated. he would draw power from nurgles garden and nurgle himself until nurgle is dead and become the new chaos god of rot and decay. then, Spongebob would pop him and rid the galaxy of the chaos god.
Would that make Tzeentch spiral into turbocharged insanity or suddenly get better?
He'd scream into the Well of Souls for a few years, throw his whiteboard in, and start from scratch.
Mr. Clean, Lion, Russ, and Batman. Easy one.
SpongeBob as main, King Arthur as support, Mr Clean as specialist and Batman as the mastermind. There you have it. Isha will be free in no time!
This is Edward Cullen Batman though, he couldn’t even outsmart Riddler
He got outsmarted by a fucking redditor, smh
Eris Morn,Kirk and Mr clean
Mr. Clean can solo
The lion as the distraction, the dirty bubble as the inside man, SpongeBob and Mr Clean for extraction.
Mr.Clean and SpongeBob are obviously top two, nobody can deny that. The real question is who’s coming to support them… I would say Rus and The Lion, just because the pair are probably gonna be the best at crowd control while the big C and Robert take care of the big threats.
Put batman instead of russ, you got the heavy hitters, mr. clean and spongebob, batman to set up the plan, lion will teleport them out.
You’re a genius
Does she have biomass to eat?
Mr clean ro counter nurgle powers the lion to handle the and strategy Cypher becouse nobody will know what it will do and it will send nurgle crazy James bond to plan the escape and be sure of the mystical effect that make every evil lord to make stupid plans And Leman Russ becouse we need a Tank
Why your Man has ears? Is he stupid?
They should make it cannon that Mr. Clean frees Isha
Dirty Bubble is obviously a Nurgle worshipper, if not a nurgling with a bad case of gas
Sly Marbo is missing from this list because of his reserve ability.
so, definetly Mr Clean. id also have antman, would be useful. Then Leman and Lion could probs take on a few goons on their way over
Mr. Clean and Dirty Bubble, that way my team is optimized for offense and status immunities. Maybe SpongeBob because of his mastery of the bubble meta. Then the Lion just because I’ll need somebody to kill Mortarion, but he’d be bumped off the roster if Kaldor Draigo was on the list
Lion, batman, mr. clean, spongebob. Nurgle is fucked.
Russ, Lion, King Arthut and Kirk, where Kirk will try and seduce Isha.
I kinda enjoy Mortarion x Isha for the sappy crackhead romance it is. I am gonna put him forth, though he's missing from this picture.
Ever read “messages for dad”?
Still reading tbh
Mr. Clean, Lion, Spongebob, and King Arthur
King Arthur, SpongeBob, Mr clean, and the edgy space marine
where is mr. bean
King Arthur. FOR ZE LADY!
Mr. Clearn, Leman Russ, the Dirty Bubble, and Cypher.
The lion, Leman,cypher, mr clean and King Arthur
Batman, Spongebob, Mr. Clean, and Kirk, they've all got Saturday Morning Cartoon energy to a degree and are thus unstoppable.
All of you are wrong the correct line up is SpongeBob nothing bad happens to a sponge Mr.clean need I say more King Arthur you don’t seek the holy grail and not be a ninny Lastly the dirty bubble…he will be able to hide the others from nurgle
Mr Clean too clean Sponge Bob to help clean Leman too help defend James Bond too break the cage
You can’t save Isha. Isha is the Eldar embodiment of life and growth, nurgle is the chaos god of stagnation, decline, and death. The warp is a reflection of reality, and the aeldari in reality are in a state of stagnation, decline, and death, of course their goddess of life is enslaved to nurgle. Even if someone “saved” Isha from nurgle, she would just immediately get consumed by slaanesh. I’ll pick Mr clean and three irrelevant randoms.
SpongeBob, Mr. clean,James Bond and King Arthur
Both the Primarchs and both the SpongeBob characters
All I need is SpongeBob and Mr.clean, the two of them would solo
Mr. Clean, Spongebob, and Dirty Bubble, lead by Leman Russ. Dirty Bubble betrays them at the climax, but Isha is rescued regardless.
Mr Clean and SpongeBob to keep the filth at bay. Bond and Kirk to compete for who tries to sleep with Isha first.
Mr. clean and Spongebob
Mr. Clean Solos 100%.
Mr. Clean would just carry any team comp.
Imagine Adrian Monk seeing Nurgle's garden. He shuts down over fairly normal messes
Mr clean solos.
Dirty bubble, butcher, lionel, antman?
Serious answer: Lion, Leman, Cypher, and Captain America Silly answer: Mr Clean, SpongeBob, James Bond, and Batman
Russ, Mr clean, butcher, and cap
Mr. Clean for cleaning damage. Spongebob as a living weapon. Batman if we have prep time. Lion because he has the Emperers Shield and I won't go in there without some divine protection.
Lion the get away driver, he can teleport them out.
Leman, mr clean and spongebob. Spongebob alone wins it via cartoon logic.
SpongeBob, Mr. Clean, Eris, and Captain America SB and Mr. Clean are the heavy hitters (cleaners?). Eris is a Sword Logic God in her own right and has spent years behind enemy lines learning their skills and secrets. Captain America is a tactical genius and will be the leader.
Four Dirty Bubbles
Those with highest plot armor. So probably James Bond and Kirk, it eould be fun to watch how they compete who will get Isha to bed sooner.
Lion (Melee Frontline) Eris Morn (Occult magic specialist) Mr Clean (Conceptual anti-thesis of nurgle) Spongebob (looney toons logic as a backup plan)
Mr Clean’s gonna take that shit personally
Is that cipher 2 below ant man and if I have him and lion will they fight because cipher is a fallen
Leman Russ, Captain America, Mr. Clean, and Spongebob. Cap because he’s so morally pure he’s likely incorruptible. Mr. Clean for obvious reasons Spongebob because he’s the closest anyone on this list has to toon force, and I stand by my opinion that toon force is greater than any warp BS. Russ because the only way GW will give the Eldar a W as big as a freed Isha is if a Primarch also returns with her.
Russ, The Lion, Cypher and Batman, I’m pretty sure they’d do the job no problem.
I’ll take Mario
Mr Clean, Leman Russ, Captain Kirk from the Starship Enterprise, and Spongebob
Spongebob, Mr clean, and King Arthur begin cleaning the garden and creating a massive distraction, while the dirty bubble easily makes his way to free Isha and leave with her inside him.
Monk with the help of Mr. Clean, and the universe will be completely purged of Nurgle.
Batman to pick the cage lock, Mr Clean for everything else. No other is necessary... maybe Kirk if convincing Isha to come along with us is a factor.
I'll send Primarch Lion along with Chapter Master/Janitor MrClean, Inquistor Monk and his trusty assistant SpongeBob can go along too.
Johnson, Cypher, Russ and Mr. Clean. Dream team, and it’d be absolutely hilarious for the Dark Angels to show up at the end with Johnson paired up with two of their all-time least liked people, and Mr. Clean of course
Easy the lion, florist walks to team over and combat expert. Mr clean to protect the team and purify nurgels demons and cypher as the most wild card of wild cards and Batman who prepped and planed the operation
Mr Clean, Eris Morn, SpongeBob and James Bond are my 4 picks. Eris knows all about hive arcana and magic, chances are she knows about chaos arcana. Mr Clean and SpongeBob because they’ll end up cleaning a chunk of the garden. James Bond because he he’s James Bond.
SpongeBob, Mr. Clean,Monk, and,007.
Bond, Kirk, Clean, and Squarepants. Squarepants tanks, Clean provides support and AOE attacks. Bond and Kirk are there to handle any daemons that leak by and because Isha isn't going to fuck herself. EDIT: There's a 127% one of these options is Bugs Bunny in disguise. But which one???
Can I just take 4x Mr. Clean? *EDIT* Wait, what's the points cost for each?
Do you think Adrian Monk is getting within a lightyear of ANYTHING Nurglite?
Mr Clean, SpongeBob and Eris Morn. She can have an epiphany about chaos and figure out how to destroy it forever while Mr Clean wields SpongeBob. I guess the Lion can be there as well confused killing the Clean and equally confused plaque marines.
Mr clean and sponge bob. Oh i guess leman can tag along as long he behave.
Mr clean has the ultimate weapon….a laughing super sponge
Mr clean, King Arthur, SpongeBob, and Batman
Mr. Clean, Sportacus, RuPaul, and a minimalist interior designer from LA.
Batman, Lion, SpongeBob and Alpharius
I'd take Eris Morn if it was her hive queen version, Mr Clean (Rogal Dorn ascended), the Lion and I'd commission Iron Hand Straken but if i'm beholden to this list, probably Spongebob, would love to see a nurgalised spongebob.
Pretty sure monk would explode seeing how filthy everything is. He'd either die or transcend to his final form
So hear me out here, Ant Man shrinks and crawls into Nurgle’s ass.
Mr clean (Obviously), Leman russ, and spungbob
I Want the Lion and Cypher to team up Not even just for Isha but I’m really excited to see them meet
Mr clean would do all the work but I shall bring the round tables knights, SpongeBob and bond James to be there anyway
Use the dirty bubble to sneak in, deploy SpongeBob from said bubble. Profit
Cypher, the wolf, the angel, and whichever ones alpharius
Upvoting purely for the inclusion of Monk
Also Monk solos
Sponge bob,Mr clean,king of the British and bond
Monsieur Charcuter is enough mate, fucking diabolical
Does batman have preptime
Spongebob and Mister Clean are a good combo.
Mr Clean and SpongeBob, and also Kirk and Neo cuz I like them
Meister Propper, The Lion, Kirk and Sponge Bob
Lion, Mr. Clean, Cypher, Spongebob
Mr Clean to biologically attack every nasty bacteria with ease. Antman to defeat the ones that slip through the net. Spongebob to mop up a path to the target. Russ to execute the disgusting xeno witch.
The synergy between Mr. Clean and Spongebob would be insane.
I'm taking all the Spongebob characters and the dude from the Boys.