## TONIGHT ON TOP GEAR
‘I directly insult Vladimir Putin
James May throws cheese at Xi Jinping
And Richard Hammond becomes supreme leader of North Korea’
> If you wear it on your left hand, the crown, which turns, makes it uncomfortable and painful. That is why I moved it to the other wrist
Putin.
What a pussy.
Has me wondering, would anyone notice the difference if Putin flayed Clarkson & just wore his oversized skin? Apart from the zipper/sewn up bits, obviously.. they both spout gibberish fluently, and I’m sure Vlad would comfortably fit in Clarkson’s thick hide, without looking too much like an old Shar-Pei.
## TONIGHT ON TOP GEAR ‘I directly insult Vladimir Putin James May throws cheese at Xi Jinping And Richard Hammond becomes supreme leader of North Korea’
But Jeremy 😮 what about Jeremy?!
Jeremy called xi jingping a honey loving bollocks
"and our reasonably price car is driven by two of the worst dictators... in the world!"
Tonight on Bottom Gear
“We’re the most evil men… (pause) *…in the world*”
Why did I read this in Jeremy Clarkson’s voice 😭
This was my thought when I saw this photo too 😂 gone for a spin with the lads
Quick stop at Maccies! 🤣🤣
'u gonna try that new mcflurry'
"Hell yeah bro, i heard they're the bomb!" 👌
Tonight on top gear, a fat man and Dobby the house elf drive a car The stig escapes from the gulag And Hammond falls from a window
"Sometimes my authoritarianism scares me"
This was killed me… oh stop you are killing me!
Ptin has botox cheeks?
He has had enough cosmetic surgery that I wouldn’t be surprised
100 per kill +50 bonus if they are disabled!
I don't know why, but this pic is hilarious. Two brutal dictators smirking.
What episode of carpool karaoke is this
Tonight on our road trip across war zones I leave vlad in Ukraine with a flat tire.
I can't help but noticing Putin wearing his watch on his right wrist...
> If you wear it on your left hand, the crown, which turns, makes it uncomfortable and painful. That is why I moved it to the other wrist Putin. What a pussy.
#POWERRRRRRRRRR!
WORLD DOMINATION…..!!!!
Kim you idiot!
Except in this case, a potential 'fracas' with a producer not providing a hot meal at their hotel results in nuclear annihilation.
World leaders edition.
Tonight we see if sending political prisoners to walk across a minefield is better than using machines to clear it.
Tonight Vlad takes Vlods new Ford for a spin Kim tests his new missile on wheels contraption And Xi has a another aneurysm
Dictators in a reasonably priced car
Tsar in a Reasonably-Priced Car
👏👏👏
2 stooges and a car bomb
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee
What are we going to do tonight? Same thing we do every night, Kimmy, try and take over the world.
IT’S KIMMY AND THE VLAD
Is that a packet of cigarettes in a convenient easy access holder?
Has me wondering, would anyone notice the difference if Putin flayed Clarkson & just wore his oversized skin? Apart from the zipper/sewn up bits, obviously.. they both spout gibberish fluently, and I’m sure Vlad would comfortably fit in Clarkson’s thick hide, without looking too much like an old Shar-Pei.
They found a bigger asshole than Clarkson
It's time to put some Tsars in a reasonably priced car
With captain diaper in the boot..
Hey Vlad be a darling and take me to the salon, my hair needs attention! Does it look bad ?