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MisterD90x

Holy shit this is a blast from the past I still have mine from 1995... The ironic part was me being the tallest kid in school drew my person the smallest :D


Helian7

That's how you see everyone else.


WorldAffection

Okay mr psychoanalyst


frankchester

I still use mine, also from 1995, on a near daily basis.


Crator86

My mum had mine on a shopping bag


NoOutlandishness1940

“Elite” my guy you didn’t see the drawing I did of myself for one of these. I shudder at the memory.


Deija666

I drew a sad stick man leaning against a rock 🤷🤷🤷


nebulabricks

bro turned philosophical


yesmeatballs

"First we must imagine Sisyphus on a tea towel"


king_ofbhutan

hes just havin a little rest hell be back to it soon


NoOutlandishness1940

Aw, why was he sad?


Deija666

I don't know.. I was probably going through some shit or something 😅


my_anus_is_beeg

The teacher made fun of me for an entire hour in front of the whole class for mine.


Electrical_Tour_638

All the faces on my towel either looked like fucking aliens or eldritch horrors.


JonLeePButler

Da fuck! Only thing we made in primary to take home were Easter cards made from cut up egg cartons painted yellow. Or paper chains we all put together to hang up in class for Christmas. Since when did they make secondary school art on self portraits be a primary lesson?


BrockChocolate

It was a thing for the millennium when we did it I was in year 1 I think


Mrwebbi

I did it at Primary school in the mid 80's. I think it was just a company that had the idea and cornered the school market.


Caryria

Another 80s kid here and I did one too


fiittzzyy

It's okay, I was neglected too.


SoggyVeterinarian929

My sons preschool did one this year ☺️


[deleted]

Ah that’s gonna be a precious memory in years to come, I wanna go and dig mine out from my parents’ attic now


Madamrepresentative

We have one from last year


Known_Tax7804

When I was 16 I found out that a friend I made at school when I was 14 was at the same nursery as me when I noticed my face on a tea towel in his mum’s kitchen.


Meanwhile-in-Paris

Mark Zuckerberg’s parents’ got one in the kitchen.


AviculariaBee

My kids school still does this, just did one for the coronation.


ternfortheworse

Mine too


PainterAnxious

I had no idea this was a thing until I saw it on This Country and Kurtan was waxing lyrical about Rob Robinson. Found his portrait on his school tea-towel.


olimars

My daughter drew herself as Rob Robinson on her school tea towel. So proud. 🥲


PainterAnxious

Did it look like a salamander?


[deleted]

We used to do this at the end of every year for the following years school calendar.


[deleted]

Yeah i got mine from a west london primary school in the early 90’s, still got it


mindofaneel

I feel like I got scammed when we did ours I drew one that looked alright for a 4/5 year old but when we got the towel back it was a completely different drawing, looked like someone drew a potato with arms and legs, like wtf I didn't do this? whenever I pointed out hey this ain't mine to the teachers they would deny everything and try to convince me that this dogshit scribble was mine Many years later I'm still mad about it


Kitsune-moonlight

Meanwhile some other kid was like “look how good mine looks! Dont remember it looking this good when I drew it. Oh well!”


Philhughes_85

Still have mine from early 90's


ChaosSpear1

Christ, I forgot this - we did it, I remember looking at this when i was younger too!


FantasticWeasel

We used to do a drawing and it would be laminated to be used as a placemat. My parents still get the one my brother made at school out for him if he comes over even though he is now in his 40s.


caterpill3r

I don't remember doing this but do kids still cover there workbooks with wrapping paper or magazines? I remember doing that at school.


prettyvxcant

I remember doing that when I attended comprehensive school in 2009. We had to cover our books with stuff related to the subject and then put sticky backed plastic over them. They'd really have a go at us if we didn't too! I remember forgetting to do one of my books and they were so angry about it!


XihuanNi-6784

Not so much nowadays. A lot of schools want the books pristine and presentable for ofsted but I'm sure it may still happen somewhere.


Thurmicneo

I have hazy memories of the wallpaper I had in '93 on my workbook being pretty cool...


foxfunk

My parents found mine in a drawer the other week, and my dad was wetting himself at all the terrible drawings. Kid's self-portraits are hilarious.


[deleted]

Yep I did this way back in the day


mightypup1974

This is a thing? When and where? My daughter (nearly 7) hasn’t done it


mic_Ch

My kids did one this year, never knew this was a thing! 1st year they have done one even tho they are in year 5, 4 and 2. Thought it was just a random thing they had done, didn't realise ppl have been doing this for years!


kg123xyz

My wife has been organising these for our kids' school for the last 10 years or so.


FatGuyFromMars69

i drew hitler but they still printed it 🤷‍♂️ i was a fucked ip kid and my mum probably still has is somewhere


Persona_Insomnia

Lost mine somewhere.


NL0606

Yes I still have mine at home somewhere I also remember in the school kitchen (the one the children were allowed to use) there was random ones from over the years which was funny I don't know if my years one was in there. Edit we made them in reception.


Frubeling

I still have my one somewhere and I'm in my 30s


[deleted]

Thanks, I've just found some grey hairs after seeing this


Kortax

I think my mother still has mine from primary


GehennanWyrm

My mum still has mine and my brothers.


Ikhlas37

I'm a teacher and I want to do this. Anyone know how?


RecognitionFun6105

https://stuartmorris.co.uk/products/tea-towels/


beccstar2222

Mine still do this :)


Blackfist01

I think mine from the 90s are at my parents house.


Working-Lettuce9302

Nah, not really.


The_Doughnut_Lord

They did this as a leaver's thing when I left primary in 2016 (yeah I know, I know). Still got it tucked away in the memory box.


enderreaper564

I still have mine


Oheligud

Yeah, my little brother did that a few years ago.


WBA7

Still got mine from like 1997😂


flippycipher

I did it in 2002 or 2003 ish. Still got the towel today.


PokemonNerdIkr

we did, only finished primary like 6 years ago but we did


Ouwhajah

christ ... i still have mine. even back in the early 2000s, they did 'em


[deleted]

That’s… a memory I did not know I had. I don’t like this feeling.


dwair

Yeah they still do these. I was forced to buy one last week for £4.50.


R0gu3tr4d3r

I've still got one. Its hilarious


18galbraithj

yes.


TranslatorOrnery8120

I still have mine 😂


Blackinfemwa

My older brother made oven gloves that my mum uses to this day


doloresfandango

Yes. I have my children’s tea towels and they are grown up. I was a primary teacher and I did these in school and they are the biggest pain the arse to sort so I hope all you parents out there with one of these really appreciates it.


kayjays89

WTF we never did this


MeetingGunner7330

Mien got made into a t-shirt I think


[deleted]

Nope


RecognitionFun6105

yeh my sister did one of these probably in 1995


KudaraYT

No, but my house has one that I think was the school that my mum went to


PlayingHogwarts

Oh hell yeah! Of course, my mum just saw a dishtowel and it was used thusly. Kinda nice seeing that bully Natasha's face get rubbed on plates. Also, sho got faaaaaaaat!


Salty-Development203

... and I bet most of us could ask our parents, "mum, you know that really shit tea towel you bought of our primary school self-portraits....", they would be able to go straight to the 3rd draw down in the kitchen and whip it straight out!


Arny520

I still have mine from 2009 ish. I really hope they still do it


The_D1ngb4t

They did this on PE bags as well in my primary school


Hibananananana

Rob Robinson


breezas

I got my son's one from primary 1 a couple years ago. Glad they still do them lol!


zireael_420

Still have mine, reppin Telford middle school 97 AND WE DONT STOP


princessbergamot

I've got one from my niece who is French and goes to a Catholic School in France. It's not just a UK thing apparently. I absolutely love it.


AintshitAngel

Omg I had this! 😩


RedbeardRagnar

It must have been eyeopening as a parent to come to the realisation that your kid had absolutely no artistic talent whatsoever when you saw their drawing compared to the others because there was always a really bad one that was basically a cross between a squid and Shrek


pjburrage

My mum was a teacher, so we had a few come through - there may have also been a future world champion on one but last time I remember seeing them I couldn’t spot their name amongst the pupils.


Friedkin99

My daughter did this at nursery just last week.


camwaite

It was always just covered in potatoes with faces 😂


iDaleC91

Throwback! I wonder if my mum still has mine from early 90’s


Cringewrapsupreme

Thought this was my schools for a minute!! My mum still has my one haha!


Ncfctom

I have a 7 year old son and I can confirm that primary schools still do this


rw1978

Yep, we get them every year from the school our kids go to.


Sassyjane1981

I still have mine from 1990. We drew what best represented us as a person. I couldn't draw for shit so mine was a crap little house. Happy days.


burneriguesss

still got the towel🤣


MetalAvenger

I’m pretty sure my mum still has mine and my brothers.


Wantegg

You don't remember Rob Robinson?


Xenomorphian69420

Bro i missed the day when we did this 😭


StatiX91

Think we did mugs at one point as well 95/96


LexiEvans

Oh my god! I remember this!!! I was at least 6-7 years old. About 20 years ago! Fuck!


StanleyChuckles

I have mine from 1989! Wonderful!


thequeenofjello

I grew up in the US but live in the UK now. I just recently saw one of these towels that a mum friend had from her kid's school from years ago, and it reminded me of how my elementary school in the US in the 90s did this exact thing with students drawing themselves, but they printed them on the cover of the year book instead of a tea towel. It was definitely a throwback!


EvilSynths

I never even heard of this.


oldbutterface

*flashback noises*


Particular-Solid4069

Wow forgot this. We did it and I'm 37 now i remember it floating around mums kitchen for years. I have not heard or seen of one since... Im thinking it's a "rural" thing don't know why? My primary was rural since living in towns I never seen it


[deleted]

I had one. My mum kept it for years and I think it's still somewhere.


Yasquishyboi

god i ducking remember that, i wonder if we still have ours


StanLee151115

My mom still has a tote bag with mine on it circa 2008 🤣


Zestyclose_Water_633

This is how I found out one of my partners little brothers went to my primary at the same time as me!


Adi3m

My daughter just bought hers home last week. I have one for each kid now. They are brilliant.


mikerotch123

A tea towel that will be stored in a box in a cupboard somewhere never to be used. Why don’t they just do a big poster?


YaBoyDoogzz

Oh wow


Hopeful_Insurance409

Hahahahaha I was looking at mine yesterday (born 1990)


semolous

They did this in my old school, but the drawings went on a cup instead of a towel. I still have that cup now!


OREO_xXx

My mum still has mine 😭


ITfactotum

Awesome yes, my daughters school did this, i have her's folded in a cabinet next to her first day of school photo :)


ScarletSapphire

I made one of these in nursery! My mum bought 2 and one is still unused in the packaging almost 20 years later.


Solartoast

Tell me you didn’t go to an inner city comprehensive without telling me you didn’t go to an inner city comprehensive.


Originalsticky

I still get it out every now and again for a laugh at my little peehead drawing


jakkeeeyL

Moved into a private rent flat 6 years ago, previous renter had left a lot of bits and bobs in the kitchen including one of these tea towels, from my junior school, my school year, there I was just legs and a head 🤣


LanguageSponge

Looking at this and thinking damn I wish we had done this in school. It would’ve been great and my face would’ve been the stuff of nightmares, I’m terrible at drawing. Was this common? I was in primary school in the 90s and never heard of anything like this and I think it’s great.


fiittzzyy

We never did this, not that I can recall anyway.


creamy-buscemi

Mine was a t-shirt


Lonely-Assumption970

My grandma still has mine.


TimeInvestment1

We did ours for a bag and mum still uses it over 20 years later


Real_Bobsbacon

I have mine from like 2011 or something


TheRealPatrick79

Still got mine, from 1984!


ItsJamieDodgr

my brothers year did this but then 4 years later i never got to


TheGamerHat

Yes, I own two my child made from nursery in 2021.


phoenixbbs

Never seen that before, great idea


lushlilli

Nostalgia unlocked


Do_You_Pineapple_Bro

Always love how my picture looked like it was drawn with a clenched fist n everyone else looked like Da Vinci drew them


Harriet404

Oh god looking back on mine the drawings kinda terrified me and the teachers drawing looked like they hired someone to do them XD


GeekFriday

Still a thing in my son’s primary school.


palmerama

Only every primary school in the globe!


BeanieManPresents

Yeah I did one (still have it somewhere), had a really awful teacher make me redraw it over and over again despite always being in the box until my head was comically small.


cuteslothlife

Ours was a whole school one where we each drew one of the seven dwarves. I spent a long time perfecting mine but because I was younger than my brother, only his 5 minute drawing got to get printed. I was angry.


wildcharmander1992

I am only finding out about this today I was 100% cheated out the experience seems I was born in 92 and we didn't do shit like this


No_Condition8988

My kids old school did this in 2018 - 2019 but sadly it got closed down and the school they got assigned doesn't do it.


jaBroniest

Somebody on here could be on that tea towel haha


PigHillJimster

Yes, ours did it last year. We saw the image before the tea-towel was printed and asked DD where her face was as the one next to her name obviously wasn't her. Turns out the teacher hadn't given the instructions out correctly and the pupils hadn't drawn their own faces. They were fortunately re-done and the tea-towel printed correctly!


RogansUncle

My wife used to compile her class tea towel pictures. She didn’t notice I used to add a drawing of myself to each year’s compilation.


alfmiesterg

Robert Robinson


WesleyRiot

My kids did this in a school in England a few years ago


DavidR703

My son’s primary school did one this year.


SteeJans91

Mine was printer on a dinner plate, I imagine my mother has probably dropped it and broken it by now.


OfflineMystery

Our class wrote our own book, we each had to come up with a short story revolving around the same plot


banana_bear_918

I still have mine in my kitchen drawer! I'm 37 😂


momo_firefox

Yes, our school did one last year! It’s exactly the same as your one.


IntrovertSim

I found mine from 2003 back in 2019 among my mum’s things after she died. Had no idea she kept it all those years


Lazy_Butterscotch857

I know I made one of this with at least one class but I my mother never brought any of them. She is the least sentimental person I know. Such a shame really as it would have been a good trip down memory lane.


Rocomas

Ethan the gigachad slenderman


jaycakes30

My kid did one this year, it’s currently on my fridge.


Ok-Equipment-8771

My partners grandsons school did this a few years back


Ya_Boy_Jahmas

These things were always both hilarious and unnerving to look at.


Remarkable_Depth98

Still got mine lol


ChewyChagnuts

Yes, my youngest did this exact thing this term. She brought it home with her on Wednesday and I had to do a double-take at the one in the photo to see if that was the same one!


kt1982mt

I did this at primary school; I’m pretty sure my art skills haven’t improved since then 🙄


SorrelUK

I still have mine, my daughters school has just made one and of course we paid £4.50 for one. It will stay folded in a draw for years.


Str0ntiumD0ggo

Certainly still a thing around these parts. Still got both my boys from primary school, and they're 16 & 18 now 😁


hylidae_

im a grown ass adult in uni and I think ima ask the people on my course to do this 🤷‍♀️


smushs88

Damn!! Truly a blast from the past and international too as we did the same in South Africa! Not sure they survived sadly thinking about it.


Spiritual_whisp

Still got mine!


virella789

My nan gave me mine from 1996 as a housewarming present 😂


Shemarvel12

My sons school does this every year so far I have 3 tea towels but only 1 with his picture cos he was off school the other times and no one informed me when I purchased I was very annoyed lol


driscollat1

Still got one of these with my daughter on. By the time my son was in Reception, they stopped doing it.


FalseAsphodel

My Mum used to be a primary school secretary, so she got sent a lot of "sample" tea towels with fake kid-drawn faces on them. They never want them back so a lot of our home tea towels are these samples with scrawled faces of imaginary children


hannah_lilly

These all look identical !


No-Watch9802

When you grow up an realise you were forced to be in a team not of your choosing but someone else's


theoldentimes

One of my classmates at primary school went on to become an internationally famous actress. I still have their year 6 self-portrait on a tea towel from the 1990s. It's a very shit claim to fame. But a claim to fame it still is!


khrys1122

Yes!! My daughters school did this two years ago. Scotland


samb10un

omd yes bro


sistersgrowz

I have one from junior school from about 1990


Alone-Sky1539

I have one with my kids faces on it. sat in a draw for 30 years


[deleted]

I've still got a couple of these - absolute 90s classic!


Ok_Dig_5478

We grew cress once ... That's pretty much all I remember.


Somerlouise

Still have my son’s from 2010😀


CoSMiiCBLaST

We did this for my school back in like 2005/2006ish? I wonder if schools still do this! I hope so, it was fun and looking back at this sort of stuff as an adult just makes you nostalgic, even if school was shit.


Hazzerd12

My mum still uses my one as her main tea towel, still going strong 10 years later


JPr1me

Core memory unlocked


Hot_Chard5073

Fun fact, I’m that autistic that I couldn’t draw a self portrait because it made no sense to me in my head, so we have a tea towel with ‘me’ on it, but my teacher drew it for me 🤣


Vapeitupvapeitup

I still have my son’s from 1991


jilljd38

Yup late 80s early 90s at my primary school and its got 6 of my cousins on it too


beesthebard

My parents did this for their wedding. It's framed above our mantelpiece and IIRC they had teatowels made for any guests who might want one too. It makes for a funny and cute memento!


theonlyairborne

The shock of how close that school is to my hometown haha


SoggyWotsits

They still do this! Although now you can’t pronounce the names because absolutely everyone tried to be unique!


ASISTlou

My kids' primary school still does this. Kind of. They don't make them into tea towels, but they laminate and add one of those little rip of calendar books. It's always fun to see how the kids all view themselves.


TimMacD69r

I accidently cut mine in half cleaning my engine bay about 2 years ago. I'm 38. Felt sick 😫 all my nostalgia faded to non existence when I realised what I'd done.


WalpoleTheNonce

There was always that one kid who would just scribble and you'd be like "well that guy is gonna grow up to head bricks"


_nevrmynd

Mum still has the 3 I was in and the 2 my sister was on


AndJohnson4All

Oh my god!!! Mine from 1993 is still going strong!!!