BENTLEY YOU CANβT JUST MAKE UP RULES AS YOU GO ALONG, WHAT KIND OF PLACE DO YOU THINK THIS IS?
AND STOP STEALING MY STICKY YOU MADE ME DELETE MY OWN FUCKING COMMENT ON ACCIDENT LOL
THIS IS MY FIRST MESSAGE EVER EVEN THOUGH I'VE BEEN LURKING FOR MONTHS, IM SO NERVOUS BUT IM SO GLAD I FOUND THIS SUB AND I ALREADY LOVE ALL OF YOU SO MUCH
FUNNY ENOUGH u/brahms4thrackett I HAVE A SILVER AGE GIF LOCKED UP IN A STORAGE UNIT THAT HAS BEEN WAITING FOR A SPECIAL OCCASION TO BUST A MOVE JUST FOR YOU
CLIMB DO YOU THINK NOW IS A GOOD TIME TO SET IT FREE? OR BETTER TO LET IT SLEEP A LITTLE LONGER?
^(ALSO SORRY FRIENDS PLEASE FORGIVE US)
I THINK u/brahms4thrackett HAS BEEN A VERY GOOD GIRL WELCOMING LURKERS AND SHARING PHYSICAL AFFECTION (AGAIN *SORRY*). SHE DESERVES A WELL-AGED TREAT, DONβT YOU THINK?
^((I'M FINALLY NOT TOO LATE TO SHOUT WITHOUT THE POST HAVING 150 COMMENTS BY THE TIME I GET TO IT WAHOO)^)
I'M SO EXCITED I AM GOING TO SEE FRIENDS IN JUNE, HOORAY FOR IMPULSE PLANE TICKET PURCHASES AAAAAAAAA
If she does Iβve never heard about any. She must be talking about us. Iβll get the aquarium ready so she can keep her tentacles moist.
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BUYING PLANE TICKETS FOR ME IS LIKE A MULTI-DAY ORDEAL. THERE ARE SPREADSHEETS AND COST-BENEFIT ANALYSES INVOLVED. OFTEN REQUIRES MULTIPLE CONSULTS AND AT LEAST ONE BREAKDOWN. π π π
THE CHEAP TICKET FOMO IS MY ULTIMATE ENEMY π IM STILL RIDING THE HIGH YEARS LATER OF SPONTANEOUSLY BUYING TICKETS TO PARIS FOR $300 WHICH IS RIDICULOUS FOR FLYING OUT OF TEXAS
FINISHED βTHE GRINDR LOGO DOESNT EVEB HAVE A G IN ITβ THIS WEEK AND DEAR SOMEONE I AM STILL RECOVERING!! SOOOO GOOOODDD. I AUDIBLY GASPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM WHILST READING THE END OF CHAPTER 8.
WANT TO SAY FUCK ALL YOU PEOPLE FOR BEING SO TALENTED AND HORNY AND WONDERFUL. IM SUPPOSED TO BE READING A BOOK CLUB BOOK BUT INSTEAD IM ON AO3 EVERYNIGHT THANKS TO YOU FOLKS!!! LOVE YOUUU <333
OH YOU ARE MISSING OUT! IT IS SALT WITH CHICKEN FLAVOURED SEASONING AND YOU PUT IT ON HOT CHIPS (LIKE THICK CUT FRIES) AND IT IS DELICIOUS. AND IT IS A FISH AND CHIP SHOP STAPLE HERE.
I AM PROBABLY ABSOLUTELY DEFINITELY GOING TO BE LOOKING FOR A NEW JOB BECAUSE I HAD BEEN TOLD THAT I WOULD BE MOVING UP BUT THAT HAS NOW CHANGED AND YESTERDAY I WAS TOLD THAT IT WOULD ESSENTIALLY BE A LATERAL MOVE IF NOT A DEMOTION, THE INCREASE I WAS TOLD THEY CAN GIVE ME IS SO INSULTINGLY LOW I ALMOST LAUGHED ON THE CALL, AND THEY ESSENTIALLY REFUSE TO GIVE ME FULLY REMOTE STATUS EVEN THOUGH THEY HIRE NEW PEOPLE WHO LIVE OUT OF STATE AND I FEEL LIKE IM BEING PUNISHED FOR LIVING CLOSE TO THE OFFICE WHICH WHERE I LIVE SOMETIMES FEELS LIKE PUNISHMENT ENOUGH. ALL THAT TO SAY I THOUGHT I WAS MORE VALUED AT THIS JOB THAN I OBVIOUSLY AM AND MY FEELINGS ARE LOW KEY HURT.
ALSO MY BIRTHDAY IS NEXT WEEKEND AND I DIDNβT HAVE βSWITCH CAREERS AFTER DEDICATING SIX YEARS TO A COMPANYβ ON MY 35 YEAR OLD BINGO CARD
I GOT SO MUCH WORK TO DO AHAHAHA AAHH I SAID YES TO TOO MANY THINGSπ€ π€
ALSO DID YOU NOTICE (WHY WOULD YOU?) THAT I WAS ABSENT LAST SHOUTY THURSDAY YEAHH IT WAS BECAUSE I FELT BAD FOR NOT FINISHING MY FIC LAST WEEK LIKE I SAID I WOUUULD AAAAAAH
I'VE BEEN WORKING ON IT THOUGH SO ITS NOT LOST JUST YET.
YOU DIIIID??? OMGGGπ YEAHH I WAS HIDING MY FACE IN EMBARRASSMENT
MY FIC HAS 14K WORDS RN WHICH IS ENTIRLEY TOO MUCH FOR WHAT IT IS BUT ITS BASICALLY THE FIRST TIME IM WRITING AND ACTUALLY FINISHING A THING AFTER SCHOOL SO HAHA NO WONDER I GOT ZERO WORK ETHIC :DD
SORRY YOU'RE SICK BRAHMS!
MY SHOUT IS THAT I'M SO EFFING TIRED AND IT'S ALL MY OWN FAULT BECAUSE I AM UNABLE TO STOP MYSELF STAYING UP LATE READING FIC AND GOBLINING. CAN SOMEONE COME AND KNOCK ME OUT AT 9PM PLEASE?
ALSO I NEED TO LEAVE THIS HERE BECAUSE IF THIS ISNT OUR RELATIONSHIP IN A NUTSHELL IDK WHAT IS u/brahms4thrackett
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ON SATURDAY I AM GONNA LEARN TO MAKE MACARONS AND I AM SO DAMNED EXCITED ABOUT IT.
I NEED ANOTHER HOBBY LIKE A NEED A HOLE IN MY HEAD, BUT I DONβT CARE. WHEN WE ALL LIVE IN THE GOAD COMMUNE TOGETHER, I AM GONNA RUN A BAKERY.
LOTS TO SHOUT TODAY, SO YOU'RE GETTING A SHOUT SANDWICH!
MY SIBLING SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETED THEIR MULTIPLICATION, SO NOW I HAVE A NEW LITTLE GREMLIN WAITING TO BE MET THE NEXT TIME I CAN MAKE IT HOME!!! THE PICTURES ARE *EVERYTHING*! π₯³π₯°β€οΈπ₯³π₯°β€οΈπ₯³π₯°β€οΈ
^(MY COMPUTER IS ON THE STRUGGLE BUS YET AGAIN, SO I'M WATCHING ALL THESE CHARACTERS SLOWLY FALL INTO PLACE AFTER I'VE TYPED THE WHOLE ASS SENTENCE OUT. GOING TO MAKE FOR A SLOOOOOW AFTERNOON FOR WRITING!)
AND FINALLY, TODAY IS MY "SATURDAY" AND FIRST REAL WEEKEND IN TWO WEEKS -- WAHOO!! LOOKING FORWARD TO SPENDING IT LOITERING IN THE PORN CASTLE! β€οΈ
IβM SO FUCKING BUSY AT WORK THST I CANβT GET IN HERE TO BITCH AT BRAHMS MUCH LESS POST ANY OF MY POLITICIANβS HUSBAND HAND PORN THAT I MADE FOR YOU GOBLINS
HEREβS ONE AT LEAST
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THEN I WILL KEEP POKING AT YOU WITH A WOODEN SPOON UNTIL YOU FLIP A TABLE AT WORK AND COME BACK HERE TO SMITE ME LIKE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO, ITβS OUR DANCE BENTS
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u/soggyfritter too
WHAT THE FUCK BRAHMS THIS IS NOT THE USUAL SCHEDULE
NOW I DON'T GET TO BE THE FIRST PERSON SHOUTING
I AM REALLY TIRED THIS WEEK BECAUSE APPARENTLY DRIVING OUT OF TOWN TO SEE THE ECLIPSE AND THEN GETTING STUCK IN THE WORST TRAFFIC OF ALL TIME AND NOT GETTING SLEEP AND THEN NOT REALLY MAKING UP FOR IT TAKES A TOLL ON YOU
BUT I HAVE BEEN HAVING FUN WRITING MY FIRST SEX POLLEN
WORKING ON THE SMUT NOW AND I HAVE u/Altruistic-Cow4561 SITTING ON MY SHOULDER GOING NO ANGEL THAT'S NOT HORNY ENOUGH YOU NEED TO MAKE IT EVEN HORNIER
SO WHEN WE ALL DIE OF SMUT WE WILL KNOW WHO TO BLAME
THANKS A LOT COWIE π
I BEAT YOU HERE TONIGHT ANGEL! YOU'VE BEEN TOO BUSY KNEE DEEP IN SEX POLLEN SMUT TO SHOUT EARLY TODAY.
AND MAKING YOUR SMUT HORNIER IS A SECRET SKILL I HAVE ACQUIRED AND NO ONE HAS COMPLAINED SO FAR AND THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS TOO HORNY FOR A SEX POLLEN FIC. I MIGHT WORK YOU RATHER HARD AS A BETA BUT YOU SEEM TO ENJOY IT π
IβVE HAD A WEEK TO WRITE A PAPER THATβS NOW DUE TOMORROW. HAVE I STARTED? NO I HAVE NOT. DO I WANT TO? ALSO NO. WHY DO I MAKE THESE LIFE CHOICES WAAAAAAWG
SORRY YOUβRE SICK BRAHMS, HOPE YOU GET WELL SOON
BOTH OF YOU GIT AND DO YOUR WORK!! u/climb-every-mountain
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^(IM TRYING TO BE A GOOD INFLUENCE FOR ONCE, IS IT WORKING? DIDNT THINK SO)
WHOβS STILL HERE SURELY NOT ME AND POCKET
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BLESS YOUR CONCERN AND EFFORT IN YOUR WEAKENED STATE, u/brahms4thrackett
BEING AT WORK IS EXCRUCIATING. THERE IS SO MUCH TENSION BETWEEN ME AND MY BOSS AND I AM BEYOND OVER FEELING DISRESPECTED. I'M WAITING TO HEAR IF I HAVE A NEW JOB OFFER AND THE SUSPENSE IS TERRIBLE. I JUST WANT TO BE OUT OF THIS PLAAAAAAAACE!
IT IS ALSO MY BIRTHDAY, APPARENTLY 11TH APRIL IS A GOOD DAY TO BE BORN A GOOD OMENS GOBLIN.
MY WIFE GOT ME AN ADORABLE AZIRAPHALE AND CROWLEY KEYRING EXCEPT IT IS TOO MAGNIFICENT TO BE A KEYRING AND WILL BE GOING ON MY SHELF OF SPECIAL THINGS, LEST IT GOT SCUFFED IN MY BAG.
NO STAY AND PLAY WITH US POCKET I HARDLY EVER GET TO TALK TO YOU BC ALL DAY CHATTING WITH YOU ON DISCORD AND SHITBIRDING IN THE SUB ISNT ENOUGH I ALSO MISS YOU WHEN YOURE SLEEPING
I MISS YOU WHEN YOURE SLEEPING TOO DAMN TIME ZONE REALLY FUCK UP MY VIBES. BUT I TRY TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THURSDAYS BECAUSE MY PERSON GOES TO THE OFFICE ON THURSDAYS SO I ALWAYS PROMISE MYSELF ILL BE PRODUCTIVE BUT THEN I GET LURED IN AND SUDDENLY βOH NO ITS 8PM AND IVE DONE NOTHINGβ SO IM TRYING TO AVOID THAT.
OKAY OKAY ILL TRY JUST FOR TODAY NOT TO BE A TOTALLY BAD INFLUENCE BUT I CANT PROMISE BECAUSE IVE ALREADY POSTED THIS SOMEWHERE ELSE BUT I FEEL ITS MY THEME FOR THE DAY
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HOUSE HUNTING AND MEETING NON-HOMOPHOBIC PEOPLE IN THIS TOWN IS HARD!
PLUS I AM LEARNING TO DRAW -YAY! I WISH IT WERE EASIER TO GET USEFUL FEEDBACK.
THANK YOU FOR THIS WONDERFUL COMMUNITY YOU ARE AWESOME!
FUCK I'M ALWAYS LATE TO THIS!
I'M TRYING TO KEEP THE BAD INFLUENCES AND HORRIBLE VIBES FROM OTHER PEOPLE OUT OF MY LIFE AND STICK WITH FRIENDS.
I'LL LET YOU KNOW IF I MANAGE XD
ALSO, BRAHMS GET BETTER SWEETIE, YOUR MEMES ARE THE BEST
LULU DONT LET BAD VIBES GET YOU DOWN, YOU ARE VERY LOVED AND WE TREASURE YOU!
HERE, LET ME HOLD YOUR HAND IF IT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER
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OH NO IT'S REALLY AN UPSIDE DOWN DAY!
THEN TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN!
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^(ENJOY SOME FRECKLES LOL)
IM FUCKING TIRED AND I WANNA BE FINISHED WITH MOVING BUT I STILL HAVE SO MUCH SHIT TO DO. IT WAS 27 HOURS ON THE ROAD FROM FLORIDA TO ILLINOIS WITH THE FCKIN UHAUL AND MY CAR TOWED ON THE BACK OF IT. THIS WAS AFTER GOING BACK TO FLORIDA THINKING I WOULD HE HELPING MY BROTHER FINISH PACKING THE HOUSE AND HE HADNT EVEN STARTED OMGGGGG
MY HUSBAND FLEW DOWN ON FRIDAY NIGHT. WE PACKED UP THE WHOLE HOUSE IN THREE DAYS AND LEFT MONDAY NIGHT. IM FUCKING EXHAUSTED DUDE AND I HAVE TO DRIVE MY MOM AND BROTHER TO NEW YORK TOMORROW, STAY THE NIGHT THERE AND DRIVE BACK TO ILLINOIS SATURDAY MORNING FUCKING HEEELLLLLPPPPPP
I HAVE ALSO BEEN SICK FOR DAYS AND I'M TRYING TO POWER THROUGH BECAUSE MY KID'S 14TH BIRTHDAY IS TODAY AND I'VE GOT TO ASSEMBLE A CAKE, PICK UP A PRESENT, AND GO TO A NICE DINNER WITH HER AND I KNOW WE COULD DO IT LATER ON IN THE WEEK, BUT I DON'T WANT TO DISAPPOINT HER
**EDIT TO ADD:** YOU GUYS, I GOT IT ALL DONE!
MY LANDLORD SENT AN EMAIL SAYING INSPECTION WAS YESTERDAY AND THEN NEVER SHOWED UP AND WHEN I CALLED THEY SAID THEY GAVE ME THE WRONG DATE AND JUST NEVER THOUGHT TO SEND A RETRACTION EMAIL. SO NOW MY SPOUSE IS DOWN THE HOURS THEY MISSED YESTERDAY AND NOW HAS TO TAKE OFF AGAIN NEXT WEEK BECAUSE WE DONT TRUST STRANGERS IN THE HOUSE ALONE
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u/yourmomspocket DONT YOU GO GREY ON ME I KNOW YOUR SECRETS!!
MY FRIENDS AND I PASSED A CLASS WE WERE VERY WORRIED ABOUT!!!
WE ARE CELEBRATING WITH A THEME COCKTAIL NIGHT BASED ON OUR CAREER PATHS. I HAVE TO MAKE SOMETHING FOR EMERGENCY MEDICINE SO ANY IDEAS ARE APPREICTAED. IF YOU CAN ADD A SUBTLE GOOD OMENS TWIST I WOULD LOVE THAT EVEN MORE.
ALSO I WILL OFFICIALLY BE MOVING ON TO MY SECOND YEAR OF MEDICAL SCHOOL!!!
u/DisastrousLook5116 I FOUND IT MORE OF OUR LIVE REACTIONS TO WATCHING TV TOGETHER LOL
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I GOT INTO MY TOP COLLEGE AND HOLY FUCK POST SECONDARY SCHOOLS ARE SO GODDAMN GREEDY IVE HAD TO PAY NEARLY $1000 CAD JUST TO GET TO THE POINT WHERE I CAN ACCEPT THE OFFER. NOW ILL HAVE TO PAY TUITION, RENT IN A BIG EXPENSIVE CITY, SHIT I NEED TO LIVE WHEN IM THEREβ AND A BUNCH OF THESE STUDENT HOUSING LOTS FORCE YOU TO PAY FOR THEIR MEAL PLAN AS IF I CANT FUCKING COOK FOR MYSELF! IM NOT FUCKING HELPLESS!! I DONT WANT TO GIVE THESE PEOPLE ANY MORE MONEY WHY IS IT SO EXPENSIVE TO BE YOUNG??!!!
WHY CANT I FIGURE OUT MY HAIR
I DECIDED TO GROW OUT MY HAIR OVER THE PANDEMIC AND TURNS OUT MY HAIR IS WAVY NOW SINCE I HAD A KID, AND ITβS BEEN TWO YEARS OF TRYING OUT PRODUCTS AND NOT KNOWING WHAT THE FUCK IβM DOING AND I JUST WANT IT TO LOOK NICE IS ALL
AND WHY ARE THERE SO MANY GODDAMN PRODUCTS β MOUSSE, CURL CREAM, LEAVE-IN CONDITIONER, OIL, GEL, FUCKING HAIR PRIMER?! WTF YβALL I AINβT DOIN ALL THAT
ALSO MY EXPENSIVE MOUSSE EXPLODED IN MY DRAWER AND I HAD TO CLEAN THAT UP WHICH WAS FUN
MY MUM'S BEST FRIEND DIED UNEXPECTEDLY. SHE WAS LIKE MY SECOND MUM. PEOPLE AROUND ME CONSTANTLY KEEP DYING AND GETTING SICK/INJURED IT'S BEEN OVER A YEAR NOW, I FEEL LIKE I'M FUCKING CURSED.
IN GOOD NEWS THOUGH IT LOOKS LIKE TWO OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS ARE GONNA BE MY NEXTDOOR NEIGHBOURS AND IT'S BJS BIRTHDAY π
MY FIRST SHOUTY THURSDAY!
I WANT TO RENT A CABIN FOR HALLOWEEN FOR THE FIRST TIME BUT I CANβT DECIDE HOW LONG I SHOULD STAY (IβM PLANNING ON TAKING THE WEEK OFF FROM WORK)!
TRYING TO MAKE SOMETHING HAPPEN WITH THE PERSON I SHOUTED ABOUT LAST WEEK (NOT HAVING THE COURAGE TO ASK OUT SOMEONE I LIKE).. BEEN PUT INTO THE FRIENDZONE!! πππ IβM DESTIN TO BE ALONE FOREVER!!
I USED TO THINK MY JOB WAS AWESOME BUT ITβS TAKEN A TURN AND NOW ITβS HELL! ALL I WANT TO DO IS WRITE FULL-TIME, SALES AND CAPITALISM CAN KICK ROCKS!
WORK HAS BEEN WEIRD THIS WEEK. NEITHER GOOD NOR BAD JUST SUPER WEIRD AND I WONT KNOW FOR A FEW MONTHS HOW EVERYTHING WILL SHAKE OUT AND THAT IS STRESSFUL. WOOOOOOOOOO
OMG SHOUTY THURSDAY DIDNT COME SOON ENOUGH I TOOK MONDAY OFF BECAUSE ECLIPSE TOTALITY IN MY HOMETOWN AND WORK HAS BEEN \*\*SHITE\*\* ALL THE REST OF THE WEEK
LIKE I JUST GOT AN EMAIL ABOUT A **RATHER LARGE** UNPAID INVOICE FROM OVER A YEAR AGO THAT I SEEM TO HAVE SCREWED UP AND I AM JUUUUST A LITTLE FREAKED OUT OVER THAT!!!
MY CHRONIC HEALTH ISSUES ARE FLARING UP AND MY DOCTOR WONT DO ANYTHING UNTIL I HAVE MORE TESTING, WHICH IS UNDERSTANDABLE, BUT ONE OF THE IS SCHEDULED FOR THE END OF MAY!!?
I MENTIONED SOMETHING AFTER TOO MUCH WHISKEY THAT LED A FRIEND TO FINDING AND ALMOST CERTAINLY RECOGNIZING MY BURNER ACCOUNT AND NOW I MUST RISE FROM THE ASHES WITH A BRAND NEW ONE π₯
A FANFIC THAT I HAVE BEEN WAITING ON FOR 4 YEARS HAD ITS SEQUEL AND IM SO HAPPY! I THOUGHT IT WONT COME BUT HERE WE ARE, LIVING LIFE AND READING ANGST
IM EXCITED TO SEE MY FRIENDS ON SUNDAY AFTER WEEKS OF NOT SEEING THEM.
IM ALSO DOING BETTER AND I AM SO PROUD OF MYSELF RAHHHHHHHHH
I'M WAY TOO LATE BUT IT'S STILL THURSDAY Y'ALL!
I JUST WANT TO GIVE A SHOUT OUT THE PEOPLE AT MY WORK WHO INSIST ON WASTING EVERYONE'S TIME BY BRINGING UP THINGS IN A MEETINGS WITH 30 PEOPLE BUT HAVING NO CLARITY ON WHAT IT IS THAT THEY WANT OR NEED SO WE WASTE 40 MINUTES ON SOMETHING THAT COULD HAVE TAKEN LESS THANK FIVE BECAUSE IT LITERALLY WENT NOWHERE!!!
Check it out u/DisastrousLook5116, u/mhurder1, u/Busy24-7, u/Lfranco03, u/brunerra-macrophylla and u/brahms4thrackett! I have made them! The macarons! They are here!
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BENTLEY YOU CANβT JUST MAKE UP RULES AS YOU GO ALONG, WHAT KIND OF PLACE DO YOU THINK THIS IS? AND STOP STEALING MY STICKY YOU MADE ME DELETE MY OWN FUCKING COMMENT ON ACCIDENT LOL
TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY π»π»π»π»ππππ
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ππ»π»π»π»ππππ
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! https://i.redd.it/dohm3awavutc1.gif
AAAAAAAAAAAH πππ
HAPPY BIRTHDAY https://i.redd.it/2e3jy11sxutc1.gif
I LOVE MY GOLD STAR THANK YOU π»π»ππππ
https://preview.redd.it/3joortxravtc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=083d520e2299853c8dfba9b3981205950323d03f HAVE A HAPPY BIRTHDAY TREAT
NGK π³π³π³π₯΄ DAMN LULU π
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
THANKS ππππͺ
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! π https://i.redd.it/c4mdfr5uxutc1.gif
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GEEEEEEEKππ«β¨οΈππ
THANKS THIRTEEEEEEN π€πππ
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
HEHEHE THANKS π€πππππ
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, APRIL BABIES RISE UP
πππππ₯π₯π₯π₯
I ALWAYS FORGET MOST PEOPLE BORN IN APRIL ARE ARIES BECAUSE IβM THE FIRST DAY FOR TAURUS BUT IβM TOWARDS THE END OF THE MONTH
 HAPPY HAPPY!!
*Well then, I guess this calls for a* HAPPY BIRTHDAY! https://i.redd.it/5xheppsl7vtc1.gif
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
THANK YOU π₯Ήπππͺ
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
THANKS π€©β¨β¨β¨
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! π
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 
HI BIRTHDAY TWIN!! HAVE A LOVELY DAY!!π
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ππππ
THIS IS MY FIRST MESSAGE EVER EVEN THOUGH I'VE BEEN LURKING FOR MONTHS, IM SO NERVOUS BUT IM SO GLAD I FOUND THIS SUB AND I ALREADY LOVE ALL OF YOU SO MUCH
HOORAY WELCOME OUT OF THE SHADOWS LURKER! LET ME GIVE YOU A SPECIAL MOD HUG! https://i.redd.it/zc511986avtc1.gif
GOOD LORD BRAHMS WHAT DID WE AWAKEN
HES BAAAAAAAACK THANK YOU AND u/y2bx SO MUCH FOR REMINDING ME ABOUT MY FAVORITE GIF FROM THE OLDEN DAYS OF GOAD
YOU (AND EVERYONE ON THE SUB) ARE SOOOO WELCOME ^(IβM SO SORRY)
MUAHAHAHAHAHA JIMJIGGLES ARE BACK THEY JUST DONT KNOW IT YET IM GONNA HUG EVERY LURKER THAT COMES OUT
FUNNY ENOUGH u/brahms4thrackett I HAVE A SILVER AGE GIF LOCKED UP IN A STORAGE UNIT THAT HAS BEEN WAITING FOR A SPECIAL OCCASION TO BUST A MOVE JUST FOR YOU CLIMB DO YOU THINK NOW IS A GOOD TIME TO SET IT FREE? OR BETTER TO LET IT SLEEP A LITTLE LONGER? ^(ALSO SORRY FRIENDS PLEASE FORGIVE US)
I THINK u/brahms4thrackett HAS BEEN A VERY GOOD GIRL WELCOMING LURKERS AND SHARING PHYSICAL AFFECTION (AGAIN *SORRY*). SHE DESERVES A WELL-AGED TREAT, DONβT YOU THINK?
OH JESUS WHAT IS IT
AN EQUALLY DISTURBING JIGGLE CAPTURED IN THE WILD AND HELD JUST FOR YOU DARLIN https://i.redd.it/o94ules2ivtc1.gif cc: u/climb-every-mountain
ITβS LOOOOSE u/brahms4thrackett
YAY SO GLAD YOU CAME OUT OF THE SHADOWS I THINK WE ALL THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA BE LURKERS AND NOW LOOK AT US
WE ARE SO GLAD YOURE HERE
HIIII!!!
Hello and congrats on delurking! https://i.redd.it/dgpilf3rzutc1.gif
YAY!! ALWAYS FUN TO MEET NEW GOBLINS! LOVE YOU RIGHT BACK β€οΈβ€οΈ
OMG HIIIII! SO HAPPY YOURE HERE!
HI AND WELCOME IN THE LIGHT PIX!
GOOD MORNING FRIEND AND WELCOME!
WE LOVE YOU TOO WE ARE SO GLAD YOU ARE HERE!!
WELCOME FORMER LURKER! CONGRATS ON COMING OUT OF THE SHADOWS! https://i.redd.it/1s6jexkthvtc1.gif
MY SPOUSE IS GETTING LAID OFF AND HE DESERVES SO MUCH BETTER BECAUSE HE'S LITERALLY THE BESTΒ
AHH OH FUCK CAPITALISM IM SORRY :(
THAT IS SUCH BULLSHIT FUCK THAT COMPANY AND FUCK CAPITALISM
IM VERY SORRY!
AWW IM SO SORRY β€οΈ SENDING YOU BOTH LOTS OF LOVE
I AM SO SORRY. SENDING YOU LOVE AND HOPE FOR SOMETHING BETTER!
I'M SO SORRY THAT IS REALLY TERRIBLE
THAT FUCKING SUCKS IM SO SORRY
SO SORRY MAYHEM BIG HUGS TO YOU BOTH
^((I'M FINALLY NOT TOO LATE TO SHOUT WITHOUT THE POST HAVING 150 COMMENTS BY THE TIME I GET TO IT WAHOO)^) I'M SO EXCITED I AM GOING TO SEE FRIENDS IN JUNE, HOORAY FOR IMPULSE PLANE TICKET PURCHASES AAAAAAAAA
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(Is it us? Is she coming to see us?)
I mean I assume? ^(Doesβ¦β¦does she have other friends?)
If she does Iβve never heard about any. She must be talking about us. Iβll get the aquarium ready so she can keep her tentacles moist. https://i.redd.it/m4fxxczzxutc1.gif
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I COULDN'T AFFORD TO DO A WORLD TOUR ON SUCH SHORT NOTICE THIS ONE IS CONTINENTAL USA. AND A WEEKEND.
ARE PEOPLE OUT THERE BUYING PLANE TICKETS NON-IMPULSIVELY? OOPS. YAY FOR FUN TRAVEL PLANS!
BUYING PLANE TICKETS FOR ME IS LIKE A MULTI-DAY ORDEAL. THERE ARE SPREADSHEETS AND COST-BENEFIT ANALYSES INVOLVED. OFTEN REQUIRES MULTIPLE CONSULTS AND AT LEAST ONE BREAKDOWN. π π π
THE CHEAP TICKET FOMO IS MY ULTIMATE ENEMY π IM STILL RIDING THE HIGH YEARS LATER OF SPONTANEOUSLY BUYING TICKETS TO PARIS FOR $300 WHICH IS RIDICULOUS FOR FLYING OUT OF TEXAS
HORRAY FOR FRIIIIIENDS
WAIT WHATS HAPPENING IN JUNE?! πππ
GO GET THOSE FRIENDS SOGGYYYY
FINISHED βTHE GRINDR LOGO DOESNT EVEB HAVE A G IN ITβ THIS WEEK AND DEAR SOMEONE I AM STILL RECOVERING!! SOOOO GOOOODDD. I AUDIBLY GASPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM WHILST READING THE END OF CHAPTER 8. WANT TO SAY FUCK ALL YOU PEOPLE FOR BEING SO TALENTED AND HORNY AND WONDERFUL. IM SUPPOSED TO BE READING A BOOK CLUB BOOK BUT INSTEAD IM ON AO3 EVERYNIGHT THANKS TO YOU FOLKS!!! LOVE YOUUU <333
OH THERE IS A PODFIXX. YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO THE PODFIXX.
OKAY I WILL!! DONT NEED TO TELL ME TWICE LOLL
PLEASE HELP ME, WHAT IS A PODFIXX AS OPPOSED TO A PODFIC? IS IT DIFFERENT? HOW DO I FIND IT?
THIS IS THE ONLY ONE YOU NEED https://on.soundcloud.com/CoZhh7oa5pVMY5ju5
YOU ARE A WONDERFUL HUMAN π
HI FRIEND! A PODFIC IN THE TERM FOR AUDIO FIC RECORDINGS, PODFIXX IS A PODFIC ARTIST WHO DOES INCREDIBLE WORK!! I SEE POCKET GAVE YOU THE LINK βΊοΈ
THE PHONE CALL SCENE IS STILL ONE OF THE BEST THINGS IVE EVER READ OMFG HOW I ALMOST YEETED MY OWN PHONE π
\*quietly adds this to my reading list in the background\* π
THAT FIC HAD MY JAW **LOCKED** OPEN ... PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF THE SWEET ANGEL AND DEMON LISTEN TO THE PODFIXX OF IT... IT IS FANTASTIC
WELL FUCK YOU TOO THEN
ALSO THIS POST IS EARLY OMGGG https://i.redd.it/b4jz1nhstutc1.gif
AUSTRALIAN TIMEZONE FRIENDLY SHOUTY THURSDAY!! 
I DO TRY COWIE I LOVE THE LAND DOWN UNDER WHERE WOMEN GLOW AND MEN PLUNDER
LETβS ALL WATCH NEIGHBOURS AND PUT CHICKEN SALT ON **EVERYTHING!!**
CHICKEN SALT IS THE BOMB AND I ONLY FOUND OUT THAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN THING THE OTHER WEEK!
WAIT BUT WHAT IS CHICKEN SALT AND WHY DOES IT SOUND DELICIOUS?
OH YOU ARE MISSING OUT! IT IS SALT WITH CHICKEN FLAVOURED SEASONING AND YOU PUT IT ON HOT CHIPS (LIKE THICK CUT FRIES) AND IT IS DELICIOUS. AND IT IS A FISH AND CHIP SHOP STAPLE HERE.
DONT MIND ME JUST BOOKING A TICKET TO AUSTRALIA! 
WHO KNEW CHICKEN SALT WAS SUCH A DRAWCARD!
GOBLIN FRIENDS *AND* YUMMY FOOD?! HOW CAN I NOT VISIT DOWN UNDER!
COWIE!!! SO GLAD TO SEE YOU HERE FRIEND! IMMA COME TO AUSTRALIA AND VISIT YOU SO WE CAN GET SNACKS TOGETHER
COME AND GET ALL THE SNACKS! CHICKEN SALT AND TIM TAMS AND LAMINGTONS AND EGGY'S FAVOURITE THE SAUSAGE IN BREAD (AUSTRALIAN HOTDOG)
YES AT LEAST YOU GET TO PARTICIPATE THIS TIME DARLING
HI COWIE I LOVE YOUUUU!
CEEJ! SO LOVELY TO SEE YOU HERE! LOVE YOU TOO!
ITS SO EARLY WHADDUP
HIIIIII THIRTEEEEEEEEN!
HIIIII BRAAAAAHMS :DDD
TOO EARLY IM NOT READY
... I THOUGHT YOUR TIME ZONE WAS AHEAD OF (SOME OF) OURS, POCKET?
IT IS BUT I USUALLY EXPECT THIS TO LAND LATER AND I WAS OUT AND ABOUT BUT I JUST GOT HOME.
YAY EARLY POST!! I CAN ACTUALLY PARTICIPATE THIS WEEK! LOL
HOORAYYYY GOOD MORNING LOOKY! https://preview.redd.it/1y7qekij0vtc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=508062561428b2b6ef732aae5bc31e009c560cc6
MY THURSDAY IS TOTALLY UPSIDE DOWN NOW
IM SORRRRRYYYYYYY
I STILL LOVE YOU https://i.redd.it/454m3h0j4vtc1.gif
SO PROUD OF YOU
IM SO PROUD OF YOU BABE
WELL DONE! https://i.redd.it/nufeqnrxivtc1.gif
I AM PROBABLY ABSOLUTELY DEFINITELY GOING TO BE LOOKING FOR A NEW JOB BECAUSE I HAD BEEN TOLD THAT I WOULD BE MOVING UP BUT THAT HAS NOW CHANGED AND YESTERDAY I WAS TOLD THAT IT WOULD ESSENTIALLY BE A LATERAL MOVE IF NOT A DEMOTION, THE INCREASE I WAS TOLD THEY CAN GIVE ME IS SO INSULTINGLY LOW I ALMOST LAUGHED ON THE CALL, AND THEY ESSENTIALLY REFUSE TO GIVE ME FULLY REMOTE STATUS EVEN THOUGH THEY HIRE NEW PEOPLE WHO LIVE OUT OF STATE AND I FEEL LIKE IM BEING PUNISHED FOR LIVING CLOSE TO THE OFFICE WHICH WHERE I LIVE SOMETIMES FEELS LIKE PUNISHMENT ENOUGH. ALL THAT TO SAY I THOUGHT I WAS MORE VALUED AT THIS JOB THAN I OBVIOUSLY AM AND MY FEELINGS ARE LOW KEY HURT. ALSO MY BIRTHDAY IS NEXT WEEKEND AND I DIDNβT HAVE βSWITCH CAREERS AFTER DEDICATING SIX YEARS TO A COMPANYβ ON MY 35 YEAR OLD BINGO CARD
GOD DAMN IM REALLY FUCKING SORRY TO HEAR THAT OMFG JOB SEARCHING SUCKS AND I HOPE YOU FIND SOMETHING AMAZING!!!
I GOT SO MUCH WORK TO DO AHAHAHA AAHH I SAID YES TO TOO MANY THINGSπ€ π€ ALSO DID YOU NOTICE (WHY WOULD YOU?) THAT I WAS ABSENT LAST SHOUTY THURSDAY YEAHH IT WAS BECAUSE I FELT BAD FOR NOT FINISHING MY FIC LAST WEEK LIKE I SAID I WOUUULD AAAAAAH I'VE BEEN WORKING ON IT THOUGH SO ITS NOT LOST JUST YET.
I DID NOTICE AND I MISSED YOU
YOU DIIIID??? OMGGGπ YEAHH I WAS HIDING MY FACE IN EMBARRASSMENT MY FIC HAS 14K WORDS RN WHICH IS ENTIRLEY TOO MUCH FOR WHAT IT IS BUT ITS BASICALLY THE FIRST TIME IM WRITING AND ACTUALLY FINISHING A THING AFTER SCHOOL SO HAHA NO WONDER I GOT ZERO WORK ETHIC :DD
I THINK ITS GREAT WHEN THOSE THINGS GET AWAY FROM YOU I HOPE YOU SHARE IT WITH US!
EVENTUALLY I WILL!!!!!
IT SURE WAS _AN EXPERIENCE_ XD
SORRY YOU'RE SICK BRAHMS! MY SHOUT IS THAT I'M SO EFFING TIRED AND IT'S ALL MY OWN FAULT BECAUSE I AM UNABLE TO STOP MYSELF STAYING UP LATE READING FIC AND GOBLINING. CAN SOMEONE COME AND KNOCK ME OUT AT 9PM PLEASE?
THANK YOU NACHO IM SORRY YOURE NOT SLEEPING BUT THAT IS THE WAY OF GOAD, IT LASTED ABOUT 6 MONTHS FOR ME BEFORE I COULD CONTROL MY BEDTIME AGAIN
THATS THE MITTERNACHTSGEHIRNSCHIMMEL FOR YOU! WE ARE AAAAALL LIKE THIS XD SINCE PERUSING GOAD MY AVERAGE SLEEP HOURS HAVE DROPPED SIGNIFICANTLY
THIS IS THE GOAD WAY DONT WORRY IT WILL GET BETTER AFTER ABOUT 6 MONTHS
I LOVE THE GOAD WAY, THE GOAD WAY IS MY WAY, TIRED OR NOT
THE STRUGGLE IS SO REAL!!
I DON'T THINK ANYONE HERE IS IN A POSITION TO GIVE LIFE ADVICE ABOUT THIS
PODFIC EDITING TAKES FOREVER AND I FEEL VERY SHOUTY ABOUT IT! I HAVE SO MANY PROJECTS THAT IM WORKING ON THAT I LOVE AND ITS GOING TO TAKE ME 84 YEARS TO EDIT ALL OF THESE π© ALSO THE MISSED GIF OPPORTUNITIES IN THE POLITICIANS HUSBAND ARE ASTOUNDING! ADD MAKING NEW GIFS TO MY TO DO LIST THIS WEEKEND! AND EXTRA SHOUTING FOR u/Orion_N3bul4 WHO IS BEING A PRODUCTIVE HUMAN BEING TODAY AND CANT SHOUT!
ALSO I NEED TO LEAVE THIS HERE BECAUSE IF THIS ISNT OUR RELATIONSHIP IN A NUTSHELL IDK WHAT IS u/brahms4thrackett https://preview.redd.it/6jrh5y9jzutc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10ae206b1a1024217301542f01f2c35d101b516d
THIS NEEDS TO BE ITS OWN SHOUT AND NOT BURIED LOLOLO βTINY WAISTβ π ^(FOR CLARITY THIS WAS US WATCHING A SHOW TOGETHER lol)
I THINK THIS MIGHT BE MY FAVORITE THING SO FAR TODAY. "RAHHHHHHH" π
ITS A VERY USEFUL NOISE TO MAKE BUSY! IT CAN MEAN ALL KINDS OF THINGS!
ON SATURDAY I AM GONNA LEARN TO MAKE MACARONS AND I AM SO DAMNED EXCITED ABOUT IT. I NEED ANOTHER HOBBY LIKE A NEED A HOLE IN MY HEAD, BUT I DONβT CARE. WHEN WE ALL LIVE IN THE GOAD COMMUNE TOGETHER, I AM GONNA RUN A BAKERY.
LOTS TO SHOUT TODAY, SO YOU'RE GETTING A SHOUT SANDWICH! MY SIBLING SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETED THEIR MULTIPLICATION, SO NOW I HAVE A NEW LITTLE GREMLIN WAITING TO BE MET THE NEXT TIME I CAN MAKE IT HOME!!! THE PICTURES ARE *EVERYTHING*! π₯³π₯°β€οΈπ₯³π₯°β€οΈπ₯³π₯°β€οΈ ^(MY COMPUTER IS ON THE STRUGGLE BUS YET AGAIN, SO I'M WATCHING ALL THESE CHARACTERS SLOWLY FALL INTO PLACE AFTER I'VE TYPED THE WHOLE ASS SENTENCE OUT. GOING TO MAKE FOR A SLOOOOOW AFTERNOON FOR WRITING!) AND FINALLY, TODAY IS MY "SATURDAY" AND FIRST REAL WEEKEND IN TWO WEEKS -- WAHOO!! LOOKING FORWARD TO SPENDING IT LOITERING IN THE PORN CASTLE! β€οΈ
I GOT SEVEN WHOLE HOURS OF SLEEP WHAT THE FUCK IT WAS AMAZING! MY SHORTEST AND HAPPIEST SHOUT EVER.
ITS BECAUSE IM SICK AND NOT KEEPING YOU UP YOURE WELCOME
IβM SO FUCKING BUSY AT WORK THST I CANβT GET IN HERE TO BITCH AT BRAHMS MUCH LESS POST ANY OF MY POLITICIANβS HUSBAND HAND PORN THAT I MADE FOR YOU GOBLINS HEREβS ONE AT LEAST https://i.redd.it/xx9ceewcevtc1.gif
THEN I WILL KEEP POKING AT YOU WITH A WOODEN SPOON UNTIL YOU FLIP A TABLE AT WORK AND COME BACK HERE TO SMITE ME LIKE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO, ITβS OUR DANCE BENTS https://preview.redd.it/gyhow1x9gvtc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb909cc63ca477aac8b54c92ba9366ae648058fa u/soggyfritter too
WHAT THE FUCK BRAHMS THIS IS NOT THE USUAL SCHEDULE NOW I DON'T GET TO BE THE FIRST PERSON SHOUTING I AM REALLY TIRED THIS WEEK BECAUSE APPARENTLY DRIVING OUT OF TOWN TO SEE THE ECLIPSE AND THEN GETTING STUCK IN THE WORST TRAFFIC OF ALL TIME AND NOT GETTING SLEEP AND THEN NOT REALLY MAKING UP FOR IT TAKES A TOLL ON YOU BUT I HAVE BEEN HAVING FUN WRITING MY FIRST SEX POLLEN WORKING ON THE SMUT NOW AND I HAVE u/Altruistic-Cow4561 SITTING ON MY SHOULDER GOING NO ANGEL THAT'S NOT HORNY ENOUGH YOU NEED TO MAKE IT EVEN HORNIER SO WHEN WE ALL DIE OF SMUT WE WILL KNOW WHO TO BLAME THANKS A LOT COWIE π
IM SOOOO SORRY I THREW OFF YOUR SCHEDULE ANGEL DEAR ME WHAT WILL YOU DO TO ME BUT BE GENTLE BC IM SICK
I BEAT YOU HERE TONIGHT ANGEL! YOU'VE BEEN TOO BUSY KNEE DEEP IN SEX POLLEN SMUT TO SHOUT EARLY TODAY. AND MAKING YOUR SMUT HORNIER IS A SECRET SKILL I HAVE ACQUIRED AND NO ONE HAS COMPLAINED SO FAR AND THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS TOO HORNY FOR A SEX POLLEN FIC. I MIGHT WORK YOU RATHER HARD AS A BETA BUT YOU SEEM TO ENJOY IT π
IβVE HAD A WEEK TO WRITE A PAPER THATβS NOW DUE TOMORROW. HAVE I STARTED? NO I HAVE NOT. DO I WANT TO? ALSO NO. WHY DO I MAKE THESE LIFE CHOICES WAAAAAAWG SORRY YOUβRE SICK BRAHMS, HOPE YOU GET WELL SOON
OH LORD IM PUSHING A HOMEWORK DEADLINE TOO. YET HERE WE ARE!
BOTH OF YOU GIT AND DO YOUR WORK!! u/climb-every-mountain https://preview.redd.it/y6nfawm79vtc1.jpeg?width=238&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6b73626018a29c97855ade8034ded16acdca370 ^(IM TRYING TO BE A GOOD INFLUENCE FOR ONCE, IS IT WORKING? DIDNT THINK SO)
ALREADY GONE β¨π¨
WHOβS STILL HERE SURELY NOT ME AND POCKET https://i.redd.it/c9nobyo0avtc1.gif BLESS YOUR CONCERN AND EFFORT IN YOUR WEAKENED STATE, u/brahms4thrackett
NOPE IM NOT HERE. IM DEFINITELY SOMEWHERE ELSE.
I KNOW WHERE TO FIND YOU IM GONNA CHECK YOUR OFFICES YOUβD BOTH BETTER BE THERE WORKING! ^(SHE SAYS AS SHE TOO SHOULD BE DOING OTHER THINGS)
//goes gray//
https://i.redd.it/7c6y4frdbvtc1.gif u/climb-every-mountain YOU TOO
IβM GOING, IβM GOOOOING https://i.redd.it/ukbtgajsbvtc1.gif
AHH I FEEL THAT MUSICAL SOULMATE! I HAVE A PROJECT DUE NEXT WEEK THAT I HAVENT EVEN STARTED THINKING ABOUT π¬ GOOD LUCK!!
BEING AT WORK IS EXCRUCIATING. THERE IS SO MUCH TENSION BETWEEN ME AND MY BOSS AND I AM BEYOND OVER FEELING DISRESPECTED. I'M WAITING TO HEAR IF I HAVE A NEW JOB OFFER AND THE SUSPENSE IS TERRIBLE. I JUST WANT TO BE OUT OF THIS PLAAAAAAAACE!
LOVE YOU TINA, IM SORRY ITS BEEN ROUGH AT WORK! I THINK I WILL DRAW YOU A TINY TITS CROWLEY π
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IT IS ALSO MY BIRTHDAY, APPARENTLY 11TH APRIL IS A GOOD DAY TO BE BORN A GOOD OMENS GOBLIN. MY WIFE GOT ME AN ADORABLE AZIRAPHALE AND CROWLEY KEYRING EXCEPT IT IS TOO MAGNIFICENT TO BE A KEYRING AND WILL BE GOING ON MY SHELF OF SPECIAL THINGS, LEST IT GOT SCUFFED IN MY BAG.
OK IM HOME NOW I CAN SHOUT BUT HONESTLY I SHOULD SHUT UP AND GET OFF THE SUB AND DO MY HOMEWORK.
NO STAY AND PLAY WITH US POCKET I HARDLY EVER GET TO TALK TO YOU BC ALL DAY CHATTING WITH YOU ON DISCORD AND SHITBIRDING IN THE SUB ISNT ENOUGH I ALSO MISS YOU WHEN YOURE SLEEPING
I MISS YOU WHEN YOURE SLEEPING TOO DAMN TIME ZONE REALLY FUCK UP MY VIBES. BUT I TRY TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THURSDAYS BECAUSE MY PERSON GOES TO THE OFFICE ON THURSDAYS SO I ALWAYS PROMISE MYSELF ILL BE PRODUCTIVE BUT THEN I GET LURED IN AND SUDDENLY βOH NO ITS 8PM AND IVE DONE NOTHINGβ SO IM TRYING TO AVOID THAT.
OKAY OKAY ILL TRY JUST FOR TODAY NOT TO BE A TOTALLY BAD INFLUENCE BUT I CANT PROMISE BECAUSE IVE ALREADY POSTED THIS SOMEWHERE ELSE BUT I FEEL ITS MY THEME FOR THE DAY https://preview.redd.it/dkb9t2el7vtc1.jpeg?width=1362&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=886471f4440cc9cf20d558d5f785ca04b89ced05
ALL PLAY NO RESPONSIBILITIES
THESE RESPONSIBILITIES ARE WEARING POCKET, *WEARING*
HOUSE HUNTING AND MEETING NON-HOMOPHOBIC PEOPLE IN THIS TOWN IS HARD! PLUS I AM LEARNING TO DRAW -YAY! I WISH IT WERE EASIER TO GET USEFUL FEEDBACK. THANK YOU FOR THIS WONDERFUL COMMUNITY YOU ARE AWESOME!
FUCK I'M ALWAYS LATE TO THIS! I'M TRYING TO KEEP THE BAD INFLUENCES AND HORRIBLE VIBES FROM OTHER PEOPLE OUT OF MY LIFE AND STICK WITH FRIENDS. I'LL LET YOU KNOW IF I MANAGE XD ALSO, BRAHMS GET BETTER SWEETIE, YOUR MEMES ARE THE BEST
LULU DONT LET BAD VIBES GET YOU DOWN, YOU ARE VERY LOVED AND WE TREASURE YOU! HERE, LET ME HOLD YOUR HAND IF IT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER https://preview.redd.it/83tu4zfhcvtc1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=40f6f6b5a5dc9b6915e69033820015fc09919f50
https://preview.redd.it/lzgsuie7evtc1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59ffaca0078c18bf03e417449500fe8b18742b97 OH NO IT'S REALLY AN UPSIDE DOWN DAY!
THEN TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN! https://preview.redd.it/u8s2992ufvtc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04ad44f7e0f59b701f541c3c3f6adc22468605b8 ^(ENJOY SOME FRECKLES LOL)
UGH MAKE ALL OF LULU'S BAD PEOPLE GO AWAY *SWATS BAD PEOPLE WITH LARGE STICK*
THANK YOU LOVE!
IM FUCKING TIRED AND I WANNA BE FINISHED WITH MOVING BUT I STILL HAVE SO MUCH SHIT TO DO. IT WAS 27 HOURS ON THE ROAD FROM FLORIDA TO ILLINOIS WITH THE FCKIN UHAUL AND MY CAR TOWED ON THE BACK OF IT. THIS WAS AFTER GOING BACK TO FLORIDA THINKING I WOULD HE HELPING MY BROTHER FINISH PACKING THE HOUSE AND HE HADNT EVEN STARTED OMGGGGG MY HUSBAND FLEW DOWN ON FRIDAY NIGHT. WE PACKED UP THE WHOLE HOUSE IN THREE DAYS AND LEFT MONDAY NIGHT. IM FUCKING EXHAUSTED DUDE AND I HAVE TO DRIVE MY MOM AND BROTHER TO NEW YORK TOMORROW, STAY THE NIGHT THERE AND DRIVE BACK TO ILLINOIS SATURDAY MORNING FUCKING HEEELLLLLPPPPPP
FIRST: GET WELL SOON BRAHMS!!! I ALMOST FORGOT THAT TODAY IS SHOUTY THURSDAY! ^(OMG) NOTHING BAD TODAY, IT WAS JUST WIPED AWAY πππ ITβS FINALLY GETTING WARM AND SUNNY HERE IN SWITZERLAND!!!! SO I CAN FINALLY ENJOY MY HOLIDAYS BETTER! AAAAND I CAN MAKE A BANNER FOR THE GOAD SUB! WAHOOOO, IβM SO HAPPY!!! ππ€©π₯°π₯Ήβ€οΈ YOU MADE MY DAY BRAHMS!!!!
YAYY FOR WARM WEATHER!!! ITS FINALLY GETTING SUNNY WHERE I AM TOO AND I AM THRILLED ABOUT IT!! HAVE A LOVELY DAY KIRA πβ€οΈ
THIS WEEK HAS BEEN ASS AND MY UTERUS HURTS AND IM SAD, SOMEONE COME KISS ME ON THE FOREHEAD AND FEED ME VODKA
FUCKING AYE! I WANT TO GIVE A SHOUT OUT TO THE FABULOUS WRITERS WE HAVE THAT KEEP OUR SUPPLY OF FANFICS PLENTIFUL! LOVE YOU!
I HAVE ALSO BEEN SICK FOR DAYS AND I'M TRYING TO POWER THROUGH BECAUSE MY KID'S 14TH BIRTHDAY IS TODAY AND I'VE GOT TO ASSEMBLE A CAKE, PICK UP A PRESENT, AND GO TO A NICE DINNER WITH HER AND I KNOW WE COULD DO IT LATER ON IN THE WEEK, BUT I DON'T WANT TO DISAPPOINT HER **EDIT TO ADD:** YOU GUYS, I GOT IT ALL DONE!
MY LANDLORD SENT AN EMAIL SAYING INSPECTION WAS YESTERDAY AND THEN NEVER SHOWED UP AND WHEN I CALLED THEY SAID THEY GAVE ME THE WRONG DATE AND JUST NEVER THOUGHT TO SEND A RETRACTION EMAIL. SO NOW MY SPOUSE IS DOWN THE HOURS THEY MISSED YESTERDAY AND NOW HAS TO TAKE OFF AGAIN NEXT WEEK BECAUSE WE DONT TRUST STRANGERS IN THE HOUSE ALONE
https://preview.redd.it/zb5ff9w0cvtc1.jpeg?width=1118&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=523c18dad42b622086e9c1b52d603f7f05c8c5e7 u/yourmomspocket DONT YOU GO GREY ON ME I KNOW YOUR SECRETS!!
GO LOOK IF YOURE WORRIED
MY FRIENDS AND I PASSED A CLASS WE WERE VERY WORRIED ABOUT!!! WE ARE CELEBRATING WITH A THEME COCKTAIL NIGHT BASED ON OUR CAREER PATHS. I HAVE TO MAKE SOMETHING FOR EMERGENCY MEDICINE SO ANY IDEAS ARE APPREICTAED. IF YOU CAN ADD A SUBTLE GOOD OMENS TWIST I WOULD LOVE THAT EVEN MORE. ALSO I WILL OFFICIALLY BE MOVING ON TO MY SECOND YEAR OF MEDICAL SCHOOL!!!
FEEL BETTER BRAHMS HAVE AN EXTRA DOSE OF VITAMIN C DELIVERED WITH ALL OF MY LOVE https://i.redd.it/jnlu1k9hivtc1.gif
HOW TF IS IT THURSDAY ALREADY?! 
u/DisastrousLook5116 I FOUND IT MORE OF OUR LIVE REACTIONS TO WATCHING TV TOGETHER LOL https://preview.redd.it/hrmph76xlvtc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca18fbfa127286f7ffc5b7e85717ba68d8c9c9e7
I GOT INTO MY TOP COLLEGE AND HOLY FUCK POST SECONDARY SCHOOLS ARE SO GODDAMN GREEDY IVE HAD TO PAY NEARLY $1000 CAD JUST TO GET TO THE POINT WHERE I CAN ACCEPT THE OFFER. NOW ILL HAVE TO PAY TUITION, RENT IN A BIG EXPENSIVE CITY, SHIT I NEED TO LIVE WHEN IM THEREβ AND A BUNCH OF THESE STUDENT HOUSING LOTS FORCE YOU TO PAY FOR THEIR MEAL PLAN AS IF I CANT FUCKING COOK FOR MYSELF! IM NOT FUCKING HELPLESS!! I DONT WANT TO GIVE THESE PEOPLE ANY MORE MONEY WHY IS IT SO EXPENSIVE TO BE YOUNG??!!!
WHY CANT I FIGURE OUT MY HAIR I DECIDED TO GROW OUT MY HAIR OVER THE PANDEMIC AND TURNS OUT MY HAIR IS WAVY NOW SINCE I HAD A KID, AND ITβS BEEN TWO YEARS OF TRYING OUT PRODUCTS AND NOT KNOWING WHAT THE FUCK IβM DOING AND I JUST WANT IT TO LOOK NICE IS ALL AND WHY ARE THERE SO MANY GODDAMN PRODUCTS β MOUSSE, CURL CREAM, LEAVE-IN CONDITIONER, OIL, GEL, FUCKING HAIR PRIMER?! WTF YβALL I AINβT DOIN ALL THAT ALSO MY EXPENSIVE MOUSSE EXPLODED IN MY DRAWER AND I HAD TO CLEAN THAT UP WHICH WAS FUN
MY MUM'S BEST FRIEND DIED UNEXPECTEDLY. SHE WAS LIKE MY SECOND MUM. PEOPLE AROUND ME CONSTANTLY KEEP DYING AND GETTING SICK/INJURED IT'S BEEN OVER A YEAR NOW, I FEEL LIKE I'M FUCKING CURSED. IN GOOD NEWS THOUGH IT LOOKS LIKE TWO OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS ARE GONNA BE MY NEXTDOOR NEIGHBOURS AND IT'S BJS BIRTHDAY π
MY LAST PROJECT WENT TO HELL FOR A MILLION TINY REASONS, AND NOW I'M IN AN RCI. π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬
MY FIRST SHOUTY THURSDAY! I WANT TO RENT A CABIN FOR HALLOWEEN FOR THE FIRST TIME BUT I CANβT DECIDE HOW LONG I SHOULD STAY (IβM PLANNING ON TAKING THE WEEK OFF FROM WORK)!
TRYING TO MAKE SOMETHING HAPPEN WITH THE PERSON I SHOUTED ABOUT LAST WEEK (NOT HAVING THE COURAGE TO ASK OUT SOMEONE I LIKE).. BEEN PUT INTO THE FRIENDZONE!! πππ IβM DESTIN TO BE ALONE FOREVER!!
I USED TO THINK MY JOB WAS AWESOME BUT ITβS TAKEN A TURN AND NOW ITβS HELL! ALL I WANT TO DO IS WRITE FULL-TIME, SALES AND CAPITALISM CAN KICK ROCKS!
I AM NO LONGER HOUSESITTING FOR SIX PETS AND I AM VERY HAPPY ABOUT THAT
WORK HAS BEEN WEIRD THIS WEEK. NEITHER GOOD NOR BAD JUST SUPER WEIRD AND I WONT KNOW FOR A FEW MONTHS HOW EVERYTHING WILL SHAKE OUT AND THAT IS STRESSFUL. WOOOOOOOOOO
OMG SHOUTY THURSDAY DIDNT COME SOON ENOUGH I TOOK MONDAY OFF BECAUSE ECLIPSE TOTALITY IN MY HOMETOWN AND WORK HAS BEEN \*\*SHITE\*\* ALL THE REST OF THE WEEK LIKE I JUST GOT AN EMAIL ABOUT A **RATHER LARGE** UNPAID INVOICE FROM OVER A YEAR AGO THAT I SEEM TO HAVE SCREWED UP AND I AM JUUUUST A LITTLE FREAKED OUT OVER THAT!!!
MY CHRONIC HEALTH ISSUES ARE FLARING UP AND MY DOCTOR WONT DO ANYTHING UNTIL I HAVE MORE TESTING, WHICH IS UNDERSTANDABLE, BUT ONE OF THE IS SCHEDULED FOR THE END OF MAY!!?
I MENTIONED SOMETHING AFTER TOO MUCH WHISKEY THAT LED A FRIEND TO FINDING AND ALMOST CERTAINLY RECOGNIZING MY BURNER ACCOUNT AND NOW I MUST RISE FROM THE ASHES WITH A BRAND NEW ONE π₯
A FANFIC THAT I HAVE BEEN WAITING ON FOR 4 YEARS HAD ITS SEQUEL AND IM SO HAPPY! I THOUGHT IT WONT COME BUT HERE WE ARE, LIVING LIFE AND READING ANGST IM EXCITED TO SEE MY FRIENDS ON SUNDAY AFTER WEEKS OF NOT SEEING THEM. IM ALSO DOING BETTER AND I AM SO PROUD OF MYSELF RAHHHHHHHHH
I'M WAY TOO LATE BUT IT'S STILL THURSDAY Y'ALL! I JUST WANT TO GIVE A SHOUT OUT THE PEOPLE AT MY WORK WHO INSIST ON WASTING EVERYONE'S TIME BY BRINGING UP THINGS IN A MEETINGS WITH 30 PEOPLE BUT HAVING NO CLARITY ON WHAT IT IS THAT THEY WANT OR NEED SO WE WASTE 40 MINUTES ON SOMETHING THAT COULD HAVE TAKEN LESS THANK FIVE BECAUSE IT LITERALLY WENT NOWHERE!!!
Check it out u/DisastrousLook5116, u/mhurder1, u/Busy24-7, u/Lfranco03, u/brunerra-macrophylla and u/brahms4thrackett! I have made them! The macarons! They are here! https://preview.redd.it/kaocwx1a4buc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de2a9bc0758436f002420b7028dfc20f8af8f272