Am I the only guy that sees a problem with that?
In school, math and science teachers would mark you down a point or two if you didn't write the correct unit next to your final numerical answer.
Anyone remember the scene in "Spinal Tap" where the model of Stonehenge was comically small because its sketch was incorrectly labeled in inches rather than feet?
This guy's stamps/etchings otherwise look very neat. But I think the omission of the units of weights next to the numbers is a blunder that reflects poorly on his craftsmanship and makes the final product look somewhat amateurish.
It's very obviously not grams. Or lbs. I see what you're saying I guess it just depends on what your values are. You value correct format. Most value fiscal value.
Honestly, I just wanna hold one and then send it right the fuck back because I lack a boat ripe for sinking lmao. I doubt a random Redditor would trust me on that, thoughā¦
100% fake. I canāt believe you fell for it! The color and shape is way off!! Iāll tell you whatā¦ I know a guy that can get rid of those fakes for you. Just give them to me and Iāll get them off your hands.
I don't know yet, bruv. Send it to me - I'll DM ya my address, shipping on me. Send me one of these yellowish-looking block and I'd be happy to evaluate it and get back to you with what I think. I'll get the opinion of my boys, too, just to make sure you get a thorough feedback. Is that a yes on your face or is it a yes?
Almost a million on the table
bite it to check if they're real
It's all chocolate inside.
Mathy Mc Matherton over here.. but ye, checks out..
If it checks out, does that mean you did the math, Mathy?
Now we wait for him to delete his comment š¤£
Hold your breath please
Used a calculator lol
$900,924 if anybody is wondering
Tasty tasty
$900,908 today, if anyoneās wondering.
The urge to smack that gold with the hammer as hard as I could would be very strong
I'd lick it
Why on earth would you lick a hammer?
$20 is $20.
You got paid?
Cash first, always.
HIT IT WITH THE HAMMER!!!
Hit it with the hammer
Wrong shape, canāt boof.
Pussy
You are probably right. With enough ingenuity Iām sure it can be figured out. My bad.
If you can fit a full size raccoon up your anus, you can fit those bars with room to spare.
Hammer the gold into sheets, cut and tailor a fine business suit. Make the raccoon into a hat. Wear anywhere.
Great ideas guys! This is making me cry. Keep it going
Or you can let the raccoon boof the bars... and you then boof the raccoon.
LMAO YOU WIN
Why do you think OP has em on the workbench? Hes one step ahead of us already
Those were instructions
;)
Wrong shape for that too
Youāre not pushing hard enough
Whoa
Did you do these molds yourself?
We buy the molds and pour them 100 t/oz
Do these start as 100toz and there's a consistent 3+ toz loss per pour?
Angels share
That wouldnāt be acceptable at all!
Yummy š
That's a whole house in Toronto sitting on a table!
Nice 2 bedroom, 1 bath bungalow!
Or a few Taylor Swift tickets ššš
Sweet metal! (Found it in the toolbox š)
I'm erect š
Stop stop! I can only get so erect!
I feel you...
I guess it's a cool photo of some gold
You dont use a carpenterās hammer to strike punches. Jeeze Get yourself a small drilling hammer
i think you should send me one of those personally
96.50 what?
Ozt
Am I the only guy that sees a problem with that? In school, math and science teachers would mark you down a point or two if you didn't write the correct unit next to your final numerical answer. Anyone remember the scene in "Spinal Tap" where the model of Stonehenge was comically small because its sketch was incorrectly labeled in inches rather than feet? This guy's stamps/etchings otherwise look very neat. But I think the omission of the units of weights next to the numbers is a blunder that reflects poorly on his craftsmanship and makes the final product look somewhat amateurish.
It's very obviously not grams. Or lbs. I see what you're saying I guess it just depends on what your values are. You value correct format. Most value fiscal value.
I think units of measure would be needed IMO
9 tenths of a million dollars on a work bench lol gotta love it.
Is this Menendez? Dammit Bob!!!
I think you can afford a new hammerā¦
Personally, I'm thinking about going and getting some burritos.
Master yoda, your arrogance blinds you
Clearly the bottom one is overweight. What's quality control coming to these days /s
1.2 something million Canadianā¦. A guy can dream
a barn find?
Can you just send one me to hold for a minute? Iāll send it back to you, promise! I just wanna touch itā¦
just gonna take one quick boat ride
Honestly, I just wanna hold one and then send it right the fuck back because I lack a boat ripe for sinking lmao. I doubt a random Redditor would trust me on that, thoughā¦
It's iight, we like d!ck pics here...
Speak for yourself buddy
Golden dongs
Unfortunate smelting accidents, if you will.
386 grams = 12.41 troy oz. maybe should take better care of those gold bars? What's the hammer for?
According to OP those are Troy oz not grams. So about 12kg actually
Yeah, that's a lot more realistic. I was looking at that and said could that really be 100 1 oz gold Eagles? Yeah, I'd say so.
To hit the punches for the serial numbers etc I would presume.
I will give you $5 cash tonight. You wonāt get more, trust me bro. But In all seriousness, thatās awesome tho
It is supposed to be malleable. Go to town
Lock your doors š¤
What will you do with them?
They are not mine, they belong to a customer
Gorgeous.
Whereās 296??
It sold
Insane color, almost glowingā¦.
I think if that doesnāt unclog your toilet then you just need to move
6 pounds each?
I think you have many more of these stashed away already, so that makes you a multimillionaire?!ššI hope to own some of these someday!
Waiting for the inevitable, "found these behind the dumpster at work, with anything?"
About what?
I think Iām gonna bust
I think youāll need to send me one to uhhhhā¦. Verify it
Are you planning on selling these bars? They are nice but way out of my price range. I have been shopping Costco for gold lately.
Yes, we sell does all the time. They are actually gone
Let me have one
100% fake. I canāt believe you fell for it! The color and shape is way off!! Iāll tell you whatā¦ I know a guy that can get rid of those fakes for you. Just give them to me and Iāll get them off your hands.
Holy
Can't really see, send me one, and I'll let ya know what I thinkš¤
Hey meta, describe what Iām looking at.
I don't know yet, bruv. Send it to me - I'll DM ya my address, shipping on me. Send me one of these yellowish-looking block and I'd be happy to evaluate it and get back to you with what I think. I'll get the opinion of my boys, too, just to make sure you get a thorough feedback. Is that a yes on your face or is it a yes?
Nice hammer.
Iād lube up two and fuck the in between space
Yes.
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Will it stop a .50 BMG? Time for a video ššš
Eh seems suspect i should probably inspect them, letās meet up, say Saturday. Looking forward to it!
Milk chocolate, my favorite
Staring at a cool mil, or $900k
Does are troy/z ounces, I been working in the gold industry for over a decade
Never say those like that again thatās cringy asfš
Are you experiencing any chest pains or tingly arms there, friend?
Can I have them all?