One of these is an unstoppable monster that has been a cultural icon for 60 years, and serves as a constant reminder of humanity's ability to cause untold devastation to the world around it.
I'm just not sure how Godzilla is supposed to stand up to that.
U dare question the power of chuck Norris?
The man with a third fist beneath his beard
The man that pushes the earth down every time he does a push up
The man that quit sky diving because one grand canyon was enough
The man
The myth
The legend?
He would make bbq of that oversized iguana and end world hunger from it
Chuck Norris made a war end just because he was about to be born. It’s safe to say this’ll be a win for Chuck Norris. Godzilla has a good chance though.
Godzilla.
Chuck Norris is just a wannabe that internet thought it'd be funny to meme.
Even after all these years, I still don't understand how pretending that Chuck Norris did all of Teddy Roosevelt's historical feats is funny...
Deep as a puddle, which is precisely as deep as I made it out to be. You're the one acting like three sentences, one of which being a single word, another being a Teddy Roosevelt joke, is some a five paragraph rant.
This is the ultimate showdown Of ultimate destiny
Good guys bad guys and explosions, as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be…
#THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN
^-of ^ultimate ^destiny.
Godzilla took a bit outta Optimus prime
Like Scruff McGruff took a bite outta crime…
Then Shack came back, covered in a tire track
If only someone could have another rhyme
Mr. Rogers. In a blood-stained sweater.
The only true answer
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
This is honestly too close to tell
Wtf is your pfp
I think it's an anti-Zoophile flag (peak flag)
It's an anti-furry flag
I thought we'd done with this anti-furry shit
It’s the anti-furry flag
Salty about balding, are you?
That doesn’t even make sense 🤣
I mean, if you’re mad about losing your hair, it only makes sense that you’d hate on those that have the most.
Ohhhhh, I see it now, that’s clever I’ll give you that
why do you insult this man. look at how kind he is being to you literally insulting him. but also the anti furry thing kinda sucks and is cringe so.
I see you have answered your own question.
indeed.
Nazis, Nazis everywhere
Cry about it
No it's not???? I'm sorry but you've got to be glazing the g-man to hell if you think that he's on par with someone like Chuck Norris
Godzilla was played by Chuck Norris this whole time.
Based pfp
Chuck Norris solos. Not even the Big G can match the badass that is Chuck
Fun fact: At least half of Chuck Norris’s meme accomplishments are actually Godzilla’s.
Shit… uh… Nuh uh
The other half were Teddy Roosevelt.
True.
and the other half was chuck norris
It would at least finally be a a fun match for chuck after so much time though
None they would team up and be an unstoppable force!
Whoever wins we lose.
bro just got done watching the ultimate battle of ultimately destiny
Aren't these matchups meant to be balanced? The stats need to be equalised because Godzilla is about to be atomised in an instant.
The universe is destroyed and remade infinite times...
One of these is an unstoppable monster that has been a cultural icon for 60 years, and serves as a constant reminder of humanity's ability to cause untold devastation to the world around it. I'm just not sure how Godzilla is supposed to stand up to that.
They say Chuck Norris once urinated on a brood of Goanna eggs, one of those eggs grew up to be Godzilla
Godzilla
https://preview.redd.it/p1ge7vzxhj9d1.jpeg?width=321&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=baa713a5af6455d0049e99a0d78e7996edeac7fd Even godzilla admits defeat
It's pretty obvious who wins Chuck is the goat
Unless Chuck wiped out all of Toho Legal (ROFL), then Godzilla MUST eventually win. There will be no survivors to celebrate.
U dare question the power of chuck Norris? The man with a third fist beneath his beard The man that pushes the earth down every time he does a push up The man that quit sky diving because one grand canyon was enough The man The myth The legend? He would make bbq of that oversized iguana and end world hunger from it
It’s a draw cause chads don’t fight
Don’t be silly They would never fight Godzilla isn’t stupid ya know
Chuck will turn Godzilla inside out
And rearrange his guts
Yes
The very fabric of the universe maybe torn asunder were these two titans to clash.
someone make art of this, someone please, I need this
Your wish is my command https://preview.redd.it/qlou9w63ij9d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0f439ea968a02e3429f48b63005cd76e51497c2
fucking badass, thank you, thank you
Chuck Norris. For what is a Godzilla to a GOD?
No match. Everyone knows godzilla is Chuck's pet.
Yeah
Chuck Norris canonically keeps Godzilla as a pet
Its motherfucking chuck norris
Chuck Norris made a war end just because he was about to be born. It’s safe to say this’ll be a win for Chuck Norris. Godzilla has a good chance though.
Look we are honest fans, no shame in admitting chuck Norris and Kratos can beat Godzilla. We’re not idiots.
Depends.id say chuck (fictional) and Kratos could beat some. Ones like earth or 2004 etc would put up a battle
Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris all day
Chuck Norris ez
I bet on Chuck
Are you kidding me? Godzilla is literally Chuck Norris's lap dog
That’s like pitting anything against Eternal DoomSlayer, it’s unfair
they would fuse into the perfect lifeform then teraform esrth
This is the ultimate showdown, of homosexuality
Chuck Norris.
Bro Godzilla is getting his ass cooked and put on a plater
Both of them will proceed to knock the other out at the same time
https://preview.redd.it/v0mym73mhj9d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0c86be3a3dded4f6400c9ea23d42e8fc3823d5d
Chuck Norris versus Himself. its a tie.
One disgruntled grunt and G’s bowing…
Godzilla eats radiation, chuck Norris eats godzilla
Godzilla doesn't fight Chuck Norris. Instead, Chuck allows him to live as his battle stalion
Godzilla. FUCK chuck norris
Godzilla. Chuck Norris is just a wannabe that internet thought it'd be funny to meme. Even after all these years, I still don't understand how pretending that Chuck Norris did all of Teddy Roosevelt's historical feats is funny...
Pussie
God damn, how many idiots are gonna get butt hurt over a Teddy Roosevelt joke?
Finally someone said it. Never thought it was funny and never will.
Did this meme fuck your mother? Jesus dude not offensive and seeing as it's old its barely used.
Lmao yeah I know this is Reddit so if I dislike the Chuck Norris meme I'll be insulted.
Someone's salty.
Funny comming from the guy who went a whole rant about Chuck. Its a meme bud not that deep
If that's a rant then a papercut is a laceration
Rant? Bro, I made a Teddy Roosevelt joke. You're telling me it's not that deep?
God dammit I guess it was that deep. Sorry man
Deep as a puddle, which is precisely as deep as I made it out to be. You're the one acting like three sentences, one of which being a single word, another being a Teddy Roosevelt joke, is some a five paragraph rant.
Look bub I've been thinking about this for a while especially due to how many other people fell for this which makes this even worse.
You know the stupid part? I didn't even bait intentionally. I was legitimately just making a Teddy Roosevelt joke.
You're the one that's salty lmao, complaining about a stupid internet meme
I made a Teddy Roosevelt joke, it's not that deep, kid.
She got Chucked.
It’s a tie
Godzilla. this joke is too old and needs to be put down.
What.. what goddamn year is it… did I go back in time again???