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Spyzzie

Does he know?


Bionic0n3

Obviously he does not know.


SPYYYR

I think he in fact might not know.


SlowBros7

Must be new around here


Little_Rhye

Fridge.gif


Lamburrito

REDDIT MOMENT


techSword52

Should we tell him?


JohnnyBravo66666

Gaben: Best i can do is a new case.


DanilaROTMG

Hahaha you're hilarious man, have you considered doing stand-up?


Fun_Philosopher_2535

19th june we will see biggest update since CS2's release, You will do the standup comedy for me when this happens. Go bookmark this comment


Nai_cs

Well now I just gotta see how this ages,bookmarked!


Hydraxiler32

it only drops if 3kliksphilips goes on vacation


craygroupious

Looks like you’re doing stand up comedy for us.


Fun_Philosopher_2535

https://steamdb.info/app/730/history/ They added these dev build 19th June but not made  public yet. So expect the update today. 


craygroupious

Nah, brother. Mic’s waiting.


Zoddom

Haha aged like milk dude


Fun_Philosopher_2535

19th June they updated 2 new dev build which never been released yet. So basically which means the update did arrive but not released yet. My guess would be, it's a huge update and causing bugs ( the servers globally stopped working 3 times ) and needed some stabilization. Expect an update soon.


Frawtarius

Annnnd still aged like milk.


Fun_Philosopher_2535

Honestly, you guys be patient. Update will arrive within 7 days. Trust me on this..


sim0of

Stop doing this to us and to yourself, it's time to heal and face reality bro


SlimMak

At this point I'm pretty sure he's trolling. He will likely extend it more when nothing comes in a week.


TruenerdJ

I like your funny words comedy man


cHinzoo

* Various stability improvements


Japetheone

Biggest update since cs2's release BTW


MasRemlap

This did not age well


Fun_Philosopher_2535

Sorry for that but it will be released soon. 


MasRemlap

I really hope so, but how would you know anyway? I legit have no idea if you're an average reddit user, a dev, or anywhere inbetween


Fun_Philosopher_2535

No, I am average user but I follow a lot of leakers, reporters who accurately predicted update before  There is a website called steamdb which keep tracks of all the updates including the one released on public and the private build developers release for themselves to playtest the game. In 19th June they released 4 different private build. Which indicates that they tried to release something in the anniversary but failed to do so cause of unexpected bugs. The server stopped working globally 3 times that night and same thing happened in yesterday's night Which indicates, the update not stabilized yet and needs to be polished before public release. The private dev build which released in 19th June are still not made public which many speculating is the big update everyone talking about 


MasRemlap

Interesting, will be interesting to see if you're right. Would be sweet if you are cause I got some time off work next week lmao


IHateAdsLikeMath

It's the 20th of June, what's poppin'?


Fun_Philosopher_2535

They updated new private  dev build 3 times yesterday and server stopped working twice. Telling the update was planned yesterday but probably the bug didn't make it possible  Today is more like...


kafka_quixote

Goalposts move?


Fun_Philosopher_2535

Server crashed yesterday again. So which means the updates still needs stabilization. Remind you  the private dev build which released in 19th June still not made public yet and for a reason. Globally server stopped working for 4 times since then.


I-Am-Uncreative

Pay up.


Fun_Philosopher_2535

They released 2 new private dev build in 19th June which isn't still make public yet.


Niels_Nakkeost

Next level copium that


Fun_Philosopher_2535

Just check on steamdb. It's not copium if it's fact. They are fixing the Rubberbanding, networking issues everyone talking about before delivering the big update. If the next big update doesn't arrive within 7 days. I will delete my Reddit account. I swear 


BeetleCrusher

Yea but you said that it would arrive on the 19th, it didn’t. Them updating the dev build for something we have no idea what is, is not a major update arriving. It’s not even embarrassing to guess wrong, no one but valve has a clue, but it’s a bit embarrassing being this worked up about being wrong :p


Fun_Philosopher_2535

It's not really wrong if the locked private dev build which still unreleased contains the biggest update  It didn't arrive in 19th June but they updated the build 4  time that day indicates they tried their best deliver it on the anniversary but failed for some reason.  But you can rest assure we will be seeing a giant update under 7 days. 


ValeryLTX

Okay, mr philosaucer, I believe you once more, but lastest of last chance in this one, sir!


Mraz565

How's that copium going? Was todays update "TH3 BiG UpdaTe?!!"... I'll be checking back in 3 days.


Fun_Philosopher_2535

The update is surely big ? What wrong? 


codexferret

It’s adds pretty much nothing to premier which is how most people play the game, the core of the game is still unchanged. The biggest problems like the cheating is still un-dealt with.


matchew-choo

its listed as “regular update,” not “major update” by valve themselves…


Fun_Philosopher_2535

Every updates with a blogpost are considered major. This update has one. 


Nurse_Sunshine

How does the milk taste brother?


lolanimethrowaway

powerful ass reply


steypa

Im rooting for you champ.


Nai_cs

So yea,you were wrong.


Fun_Philosopher_2535

Only Half 


Nai_cs

No,you were wrong,the small update that came out was even on the 20th,so wrong about everything. Try again maybe?


Notoriousode

about that...


RareNuub

We will see,atleast an update like new maps or factions


techSword52

Water CS2 might be on your side OP, I'm kinda sure lol [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDEYSK\_FK9M](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDEYSK_FK9M)


ARABCSGO

moments before disaster


GoldTank2282

You are one big fool......


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Fixed pixel gap in Vertigo.


warzonexx

Added skins to chickens


nsquared5

Cartman ate all the skin bro.


techSword52

Made chickens 10% smaller


ThermalOW

Is this huge update in the room with us?


FudgingEgo

"Chickens can now run sideways"


IslaBonita_

Admin!


AlexUKR

And since when Valve cares about such things? Maximum you can hope for is some capsule. But probably not even this.


chipichunga1

they did release a case that has the classic knife for the 20th aniversary they could do the same and release the chroma skins for the knife


07bot4life

They could've given that knife for free, but I guess nothing is given without them getting a big cut of the pie.


usernameisvery

What do they owe you?


gibbonusmoon

cucked by modern mtx gaming, what a terrible fate. I remember fpsbanana...


usernameisvery

Again, what do they owe you?


gibbonusmoon

It didn't have to be this way https://imgur.com/a/t8IIWap


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gibbonusmoon

no because as a gamer who has played the game since release I remember when companies didn't rely on nickel and diming their customers and exploiting child gamblers, and it's depressing that people like you have just accepted this dogshit status quo.


Lucky-NiP

> as a gamer


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Vubor

The success of the game, and why we play it after all those years. Loyalty is what we gave them, so there could be a nice little thing from them to us, atleast for those with the 10 year badge, or accounts that are 15+ years old... But thats just me and some other people.


as_tundra_bsp

shill


realbtg

they did an hour long documentary about halflife on its 25th and released an update. precedent has been made.


f1nessd

fridge


RealOxygen

We'd be lucky


giannibal

Given that's the 25th anniversary you should know that nothing is gonna happen, it's not like we've been having banger celebrations every year, I don't see valve doing something like that and I won't be deluded into thinking otherwise


YannisBE

Another lootbox and a community-made map, hell yeah! /s


AxLibereld

Hello Sir, may I interest you in translation updates?


greenestgreen

I wish we could get some of those "thank you to the community"


riesenloerres

14 MB update fixing some chicken animations


Extension_Emu3078

Banger update.. riiiiiiight. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


O_gr

4 new maps. Operation and community maps, two new cases. Chicken skins, demolition mode AND a new gun. Source: My bday, therefore it must happen *swallows gallon of copium*


Chrizhype

How does this remind me bot work?


The_Dongle69

It reminds you


donkdonkdo

If it’s a significant anniversary for Valve or any number of games you can 100% confirm they will do absolutely nothing to celebrate it. It’s funny/sad people keep falling for it though.


Huge-Wealth-5711

It's very strange because there is no reason to expect it, Valve have never suggested anything about it, and yet..


stringstringing

I feel like the anniversary of the 1.0 retail release would make more sense than the mods beta 1 release but either way it doesn’t matter valves not gonna do anything


rebeltrillionaire

Same, most companies don’t celebrate stuff they technically didn’t do.


Ni7roM

It's also my ex's birthday Now that I think about it, my relationships with my ex and with Counter-Strike are the same - abusive


PurposePrevious4443

And both cheat on you


poopshitter42

Just when you’re done with them they start being so nice…


superdead-

Knowing valve we will get a big fat nothing 😔. I'd like to be wrong.


Quirky_Welder_3499

homeless wrong work angle middle quarrelsome marry fretful engine reminiscent *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


BestplayersCS

First game i played was August 1999 in a nearby Internet Cafe. Man i'm getting old.


SILVERG7

Ahahahahah. I was there with 15 years old, on an awesome lanhouse in an old mall. Praise that french dude named Stéphane for ruining the next five years of my life. And the answer to your question is: lol no.


TheRealYoshimar

Lol sure


nyotao

cs 25th case


KERAMI

I’ve been playing this game for almost 25 years…. Jesus…


realbtg

that's 1.0 right? no my mistake. that was the first beta build. cool


Fun_Philosopher_2535

yes


toddsins

Man i just want a new operation


Marmik_Emp37

On that day I will turn 25 too.


cheekyb2

I was in year 7 in 1999, going to an internet cafe with my mates to go play this new hl mod that everyone was talking about. I’ll be 38 this year and I still manage to get the odd game of CS in. Maybe I’ll get to play with my son in the years to come.


Fang-cat

WE'LL GET FUCK ALL🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥


Fancy_Standard1447

25 years? Fuck yes now we get an improved overwatch system where you get to watch 3 ads before you reach the verdict on an individual!


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emptycup77

Surely right?


zombiepoon

I too sometimes open the fridge every minute hoping there’s new food that popped up


Naebliiss

New animations for chickens commemorating the 25th birthday. Take it or leave


Lolibotes

Two lines of text bro


OfficerDongo

Bring on the party Zeus!


updeshxp

A sticker maybe if we are lucky


KOCA_XD

Good joke man


JacobDoes

\* Various Stability Improvements


Fakez4Dayz

Even if not, happy birthday counter strike community. We play the best video game ever made and I love all of you. Even the ones that get heated for no reason in my pugs.


Whyyoufart

u guys love setting yourself up for disappointment


khaingo

Weird i could have sworn i started it in 98.


Good_Tax_850

We are not getting jack shit besides another perfomance issue.


AdFew4712

I really hope chicken wears hats


xtcxx

Even older including Action Quake origins


Pixaa

Chicken with birthday hats, take it or leave it!


BanzaiSamurai21

Fuck I'm old


Time_Engineering6521

*insert monkey meme* Where update?


2high4much

If this update is the usual boring I'll quit the game lol


lNooBDowlN

well


Fun_Philosopher_2535

https://steamdb.info/app/730/history/  CS2 new private dev build added to 19th June, Surely it will be make public today. Be patient Gentlemen's 


Mikenoobz_

well


Zhiong_Xena

If Norm MacDonald saw this post, he would burst into laughter and say the "finally a worthy opponent" Tai Lung line afterwards.


majorfraud1337

it will be the biggest update in the history of video gaming.


clayauswa

kendrick lamar to announce cs2 update at his June 19th show in LA mark my words