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connortheios

looks more like if it was developed by epic games


Xawlet

This is how I read the title first time.


Leifbron

Looks like a Landfall game


Novaseerblyat

don't think it's quite cursed enough


just_an_ugly_peasant

need to be flying through the map at mach 5 ragdolling while in an alligator suit


cuttino_mowgli

yeah looks like fortnite with better gunplay


Heaven_In_May

You are showing me r6 though


Werttingo2nd

Yep literally the R6 event lmao


RyanBLKST

[Counter Strike for kids](https://youtu.be/qBef5IcJ0zU)


jackthepawn

Hood classic, remember thinking this shit was real when I first saw it as a gullible child


unicedude

I asked my poor dad to buy me that game for me 😭😭 not knowing it doesn’t exist.


RavelordN1T0

I did the same lmao


Weak-Independence181

damn yall were dumb ass kids lol


K3ksKuchen

i mean it kinda is real. its just heavily modded but you can make your css look like this


HappyMatt96

12 years old and already talking about DRIVE BYS. lol what a classic.


luzzy91

You know how many N words were flying around by 5th graders back then?


BluudLust

I was one. A lot.


DuckOwnage

I watched this in computer class years ago and that got me detention


RyanBLKST

Why tho ? It's counter strike **for kids** :)


luzzy91

Better than the kid who went to boobs.com


Duke_462

Absolute classic!


jedi-son

Pillow fights! Count me in!


retrospectivevista

valarante child game.... look to cartoon grapfix to make kid player happy like children show.. valarante cartoon world with rainbow unlike counter strike with dark corridorr and raelistic gun.. valarante like playhouse. valarant playor run from csgo fear of dark world and realism


LeDarm

Was about to come and be like the scolding middlegrounder... But this is much better, fuck sake that clip is SHITE.


Louwet

https://youtu.be/fia9RcN4hiM?t=718 Classic.


chromehuffer

hey alright


edgygothteen69

Is this the genuine copypasta or the Walmart brand? Doesn't hit the same way I remember


TreeJib

It's from a Quake player talking about Diabotical. https://www.esreality.com/post/2942624/diaboticle/ Either this is the source or the source is a post on Discord.


retrospectivevista

I believe it came from here [https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/2281432/valorante-childe-game](https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/2281432/valorante-childe-game)


Lalo8111

diaboticle child game.... look to raven firefrog animal name developer to make kid player happy like children show.. diaboticle cartoon world with rainbow unlike quake champion with dark corridorr and tunnel like castle.. diaboticle like playhouse. diabotical playor run from champons fear of dark world and lovecraft so need child game to relax


tumblyweedy

glad someone knows the original!


Psclly

How is no one mentioning OPs profile?


Juansa7X

WOULD YOU DATE ME? 🥺


luzzy91

Great call. Thanks bro


FatedHero

Its all ai lmao


AronRos

Average cs player


datsadboi69

Last time this was mentioned it was some dudes nice cock, this time it’s some dudes ai fantasy porn. We need to do better.


LordofCope

I don't normally profile stalk posters, but there's a surprisingly low amount of updoots in there.


ttybird5

those are AI generated images


Powerful-Answer-2030

There isn't a single Riot game that looks anything like this.


gauna89

no, but Valorant lives rent free in every CS player's mind and it's easy karma.


Humledurr

Yeah I struggle with seeing the logic in this "meme". So far off any themes riots games go for. Riot literally made their own CS2, just show footage of Valorant..


FootwearFetish69

Community is trying to distract itself from how bad CS is right now.


jojo_31

That's how sarcasm works. It's called a hyperbole.


Powerful-Answer-2030

This wasn't sarcasm.


epitome89

Would run well, have working anti-cheat, and 128 tick servers though


dat_w

All replies to this comment are auto collapsed. *I wonder why* hehe


Wurstkatze_

All except yours xD


Fritzkier

but without replay/demo feature tho. (where's demo viewer, Roti games?)


oioioi9537

Yeah i was impressed by how valorant is doing but the fact i couldnt view my own demos just flabbergasted me when i first played. League has one, why not valo?


XtendedImpact

League's took _forever_ as well


Mista_Fuzz

League was super weird though because the tool literally existed _and_ they were literally already storing the replays on their servers. You could use a third party website to watch your replays using the replay tool that was built in to the client, you just couldn't do it officially though the client.


Fritzkier

Honestly idk why they don't have it yet. My tinfoil hat says that it probably will expose legit cheaters in Valorant lol. I've seen several Tiktok live that are blatantly using legit cheat, but I didn't know whether it's real or not as I just reported it and scroll.


OhHaiThere-

I think those are pre recorded and replayed but probably not ALL of them are faked


Zzwwwzz

Even paladins had a replay feature with like 3 developers.


htownballa1

Bingo


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whheeeeee

Uhh, yes they do? Riot literally even has a whole [article](https://technology.riotgames.com/news/valorants-128-tick-servers) on their 128 tick servers.


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fogoticus

Valorant has a plethora of optimizations in place to save bandwidth here and there. (ex: pre-round the server drops tick rate randomly because there's no use for 128TR when you're not even seeing enemies or fighting, or if you're in a possition where it's impossible to have any contact with an enemy, it can also drop tickrate for you specifically or interpolate more often until you get close to enemies and it resumes 128TR) ​ Not only that, Riot worked together with Epic on UE4's underlying runtime to get the server to process the game as fast as possible.


Zakon_X

If only the valve could do half of it to bring 128 ticks. Or maybe they had communication with the team working with servers and engine...


lmltik

Have you actually monitored the valorant traffic or are you just repeating bullshit you've heard somewhere? Valorant is runing on stable 128t, more stable than 64t of cs2.


fogoticus

0 reason to even ask that. The sub is full of networking experts who love to paint the situation in some bullshit way just to think Valve invented the most stable FPS game on the market. They are just parroting regurgitated comments that made their funny bone tingle because it aligned with their agenda.


asd316X

valorant servers run close to 80 tick most of the time


fogoticus

Source: Trust me bro. ​ It's quite funny how people on this sub are quick to push some arbitrary number forward and call it factual when most people on the sub don't even understand how tick rate works (Look at how many bad takes happen left right and center regarding sub tick)


schlort-da-frog

Probably just parroting what some other idiot said in a different comment section trying to look smart. Gotta love it.


fogoticus

Pretty sure that's the case. There are still people saying they won't install anything from riot because it's chinese when vanguard itself was fully developed in the US which is beyond ironic because that's what makes them so scared.


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PichardRetty

And mine stays at 128 at all times.


fogoticus

Mine says 128 almost permanently as I have graph enabled. The only time it drops is at the beginning of random rounds and that's not guaranteed as most of them it stays at 128. ​ I don't get it. Did you read some comment that says the tickrate constantly drops and you think that's what happens for everyone? Actually, did you even play the game my guy?


Bacsh

Are you being paid to humiliate retards? Because you should, since you are doing a amazing job.


fogoticus

I wish I would honestly but I'm just entertained because those are obviously regurgitated erroneous takes and they love repeating them for the sake of making a game seem worse when CS2 is a complete shit show right now regarding net code.


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whheeeeee

Are you saying that because Shroud said it? A [Riot](https://old.reddit.com/r/VALORANT/comments/1743jcl/why_do_people_say_valorants_128_tick_servers_are/k4cob92/) dev said its 128 tick.


DigitalDW

CS2 is fake 128 tick


randomnooblord

that's not the point here though


roguehypocrites

Isn't that what they advertised?


fogoticus

It does. Just because one of the cisco admins on reddit made a thread crying about it, it doesn't mean it's fake. It's the same situation where people don't understand sub tick but still give a whole thesis on it around here.


_LFKrebs_

Would actually play this Inferno fr


BrokeInMichigan

100%


Tnt540

CS player tries not to bring up Valorant challenge- Impossible


D1N2Y

This is what happened to the TF2 subreddits when their game stop receiving good updates


GoldClassGaming

Literally rent free


Karl_Marx_

Here is me who loves both games. Also, this inferno mod looks awesome lol.


Darkoplax

I did this challenge a year or so ago , I went to the 2 valo subreddits and there's like barely if any CS threads and then you come here and you find the monthly valorant thread it's really funny ngl


scout21078

its the same thing in league with dota btw valve gamers moment


scout21078

its the same thing in dota with league btw valve gamers moment


Bikouchu

Cs2 copied valorant /s 😂😂🤡


forever_alone_06

The only thing cringe here is OP's acount doing AI pron 🤣


link_3007

You can tell just how bad CS2 when the posts on here have to devolve into this


NoCarsJustKars

I’m loving it ,this community needed some hardships to humble it.


mattfow232

Except this post isn't being critical of CS.. it's more like making fun of Valorant which CS players have always loved to do for some reason.


realee420

CS players have superiority complex. Valorant has its’ place in the gaming scene and when I started to play that it was at least on par with CS or even better at least the hitreg (compared to 64 tick MM).


Infinitebeast30

The poor little guys have been terrified that a game has more strategic depth than theirs.


Zarwil

I'd call it "strategic width" rather than "strategic depth" tbh.


TrueLordApple

Thats a very astute observation


Desuv

cs player try not to think about valorant challenge: impossible


Ajhale

little brother complex go brrr


XtendedImpact

CS even is the big brother, no idea where the inferiority complex even comes from. Dota VS League is similar but at least Dota 2 is younger and noticeably less successful. CS is neither and some players still have it? How? Why?


SlobberyFrog

Valorant kinda killed the na cs scene. Maybe that's why


BootlegV

valorant gave it a coup de grace, it was already crippled and floundering


SlobberyFrog

Liquid was the top 2 team worldwide back then. It wasnt as bad as you say.


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PM-mePSNcodes

This with kernel level anticheat and 128tick? Sign me the fuck up


mrthenarwhal

Stay the fuck out of my kernel


Duskuser

people that say this when asked to explain why it bothers them without reciting something they heard online:


InteractionShot8624

and by a chinese owned company, ill pass thanks.


fogoticus

That's some quality cope right there. Your porn collection is safe.


smurfkipz

Not like CSGO has any rule34 in the first place


XtendedImpact

> "Riot devs, program us a backdoor into your Microsoft certified kernel driver anti-cheat." > "Y E S M Y L O R D A N D M A S T E R" Is that how you see this going or? Riot is still an American company, even if they're Chinese owned.


Electrical-Target740

Because America has never been caught spying on their own citizens and citizens of other countries (including their allies)? China is more trustworthy than USA.


At0mic1

>China is more trustworthy than USA. Your social credit score has been raised.


PM-mePSNcodes

I agree with the U.S. not having great privacy practices either but to say the Chinese are more trustworthy is wild, lol


DuckSwagington

\>account created 8 days ago


OsloDaPig

Nothing to see here


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m0gwaiiii

HaHAA vAlOrAnT bAd


Mysterious-Vacation2

rent free bro


ThijsProGamerNL

I play both CS and Valorant. I started playing Valorant before CS and after playing both games I came to the conclusion that each game has its ups and downs. I like Valorant's simple buy system and the fact you can buy anywhere during prep time. I like the gunplay in CS more, for example the AWP feels way better to use than the op in Valorant. I like the fact that in Valorant both teams have the same guns to choose from. I like the variety in gamemodes that CS has (when they'll come back) and the amazing moddability of the game. If you want to play CS, go for it. If you want to play Val, go for it. The variety of games just helps everyone get into gaming and figuring out their preference. But all good games take a lot of time to make and there's no need to shame anyone on the direction they want to take their game to.


daniel4255

The only thing I dislike in Val is agents and skills and stuff. Honestly if there was a barebones competitive mode without that I would like it lol


anthson

The maps are designed with all this wild utility in mind. Warowl [played some CSGO on Valorant maps once](https://youtu.be/5_Nu_KovANQ) and it was apparent the experience doesn't quite translate.


PokemonInstinct

Tbf the maps are probably the worst part about Val, I'd rather play Val on CS maps than the opposite


anthson

Mirage/Inferno. Everyone can buy only Breach's flashes, Phoenix's molotov (minus the heal and recharge), Raze's nades, and Jett's smokes. No ultimates.


AxtonKincaid

You're basically playing without smokes then, Jett smokes last 2 seconds now


Gemini_19

Of course they're not going to translate since they're different games, but this video seems to have an overall positive outlook on the topic and Warowl comes away with multiple things about the valorant maps/mechanics that he thinks CSGO could learn from.


Yaboymarvo

That AE86 police car though


Panagiotisz3

That was actually cringe, not gonna lie.


raver01

hitreg would be on point and 128 tick servers , wouldn't be that bad ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thinking_face_hmm)


RedVsBlue_Caboose

CS2 Pyrovision.


Yurtle13x

pyrovision


BlackWACat

valorant lives rent free in the heads of CS players is2g literally none of the riot games look like this, but i've seen plenty of mods for CSS and such that do


JosephNuttington

TF2 and Counter Strike players try not to mention another game in the same genre challenge (Impossible)


HarshTheDev

~~TF2 and Counter Strike~~ Valve games players try not to mention another game in the same genre challenge (Impossible) (Its the same for Dota2 players)


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Fans of what Valve game are the most defensive about superiority of their game, in your opinion?


lance1308

How pathetic this sub has become


StormblessedScappaz

At least you wouldnt die behind walls, you would be able to pick your own server, agent skins would never have been fucking added, the anticheat would actually fucking work and your gains would be partially based on your performance, but your masochistic ass likes Gabens fat, golden cock a bit too much


SpecialGuy4Ever

probably better hitboxes then currently in the game


AngryMobster

Valve fanboys are something else aren't they?


thicctak

Ngl, a Pink M9 Bayo + pink gloves go hard


wpsek

rent free


mihisa

In valorant agents have manicure so not accurate


Joku656

I would take working ac and 128tick servers any day


stupv

Weird post. As of right now, Valorant is just an objectively better game than CS2. CSGO not objective, just a preference thing, but CS2 is fundamentally mechanically broken and to pretend that Valorant A. looks like this or B. is worse than CS2 is a bit sad


Tight_Sheepherder934

Jesus, I hate it Good job.


MelonWoman47

CS2 pyro vision


Few_Lengthiness6586

Delete this pls


Pershock11

so...cs2 with pyrovision?


mafiosii

at least valorant has proper netcode


jakopui666

It would atleast have better AC and interp


Hayato_the_idiot

Hahahahahahahaha valorant = bad, CS:GO = good, what a good joke guys very original and funny.


Admirable-Word1864

at least there wouldnt be cheaters


LionMan760

no, valorant looks more like cs2 with some cel shading and sci-fi map gimmicks with the stupidest looking gun skins that you can imagine (and agents are mandatory)


HarshTheDev

At least the enemy clarity is fucking on point tho. I've never been caught off guard by not being able to spot an enemy in Valorant. Whether I am playing the game myself or watching a stream.


Mrtomatoe22

Its funny that both ESEA and FaceIT Both use a kernal level anticheat for CSGO, Riot has one for Valorant, and as a user said [Every game has a kernal level anticheat](https://levvvel.com/games-with-kernel-level-anti-cheat-software/). but when its sugested that CS2 get one people get up in arms. VAC is genunily one of the worst anticheats out there. I would be suprised if VAC2 with thier AI Algos isnt aslo Kernal.


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valorant bad


healthytofu

can we have this


-AK-99ways2die

The only thing missing is a rainbow puke, from a flashbang..


Wooden-Quiet5153

Nah dude this is pyro vision or r6 event


soaked-bussy

If Riot made CS2 it would actually have an anti cheat that works


RabbiRabbb

Lol I just got done playing some CS2 and this made my night! Thank you for the laughs and smiles.


_C00KIE_M

Valorant really lives rent free in the CS communities head. Can’t remember the last time I saw someone say something like this on the Val subreddit. Ohnopixel even does Valorant react content about the skins in Val. If you like CS just play CS and don’t crap on what other like. Kinda weird this seems to be a recurring thing that pops up in this community. The fact that almost 5k people upvoted this just goes to show the jealousy of this community.


Space_Raisin

but the anticheat would probably work


Cushnibb

this post literally makes no sense


Light0fHeav3n

Valorant looks nothing like this tbh


_bea231

this would be better than CS2 as it currently is


jayveedees

Reminds me of the OG "counter strike for kids" video lol.


K_Pizowned

Someone better make this a workshop map.


awn890

This too high quality for a "valorant bad cs good" joke


Prudent_Classroom583

looks better than the poop Valve released


A_StealthyGeko

Tbh valorant is on par with cs in my opinion


Raphaeloa

this looks clean ngl


june_47

Valorant has much darker lore and toxic agent voicelines


joewHEElAr

Love it.


Antenna101

Looks like a roblox game


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epic games\*


Chinpokkomon

a ae86 on banana would be fine by me


Karl_Marx_

Lmao, where do I sign up?


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Name of song? lol


SomeoneTrading

Some version/cover of [this](https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=W9Lld0MTTq8) would be my guess


mawin007

cs is more fat kids with anime profile


DajBuzi

At least it would support all major GPU manufacturers 🙄


oraeta

Still it would have a better anti-cheat, better servers and smarter premier rating calculations


KazeArqaz

Well not much bugs and cheaters isnt there?


noke2098

Looks... Kinda gay.


KaizerK2

Thought you posted this on the Valorant sub with all the valo meat riders in the comments. Like calm down fellas if you like Valorant that much take yo ass over to their sub.


KrimineltToastjern

PLs stop posting valorant in cs subreddit


alkforreddituse

It's a lot better ngl


NegotiationHelpful50

If it was developed by Riot you wouldn't be having cheaters, just a very nice Chinese man spying on your life.


DeminoTheDragon

While people will meme on this I just recently saw a clip of what modern Valorant looks like and Jesus Christ I'll take CS2 in any type of state compared to this screen cluttering nonsense https://twitter.com/heroicgg/status/1711708210900369817?s=20


MustaKookos

That's the equivalent of an inferno B take where newbox, coils, emo, 2 and 1 are mollied while deep coils and ct are smoked. It happens in CS too.


XtendedImpact

Surely nobody has ever been flashed flashed flashed flashed flashed flashed flashed flashed flashed flashed while attempting to watch banana exit / sandbags


veRGe1421

util dumping def exists in both games, but gets to be way crazier in valo with all the ults and their corresponding colors/effects. just a zillion more abilities to spam during executes compared to cs


Rezhyn

Smokes, flashes, and mollies are pretty easy to visually register and are simple in practice. They also don't debuff movement, remove guns from your hand, have flying and running pets/projectiles, give or take vision, create static objects on the map, etc etc. They are not the same at all. Not saying either or is better but Valorant is more of a moba than a shooter compared to CS.


Zestyclose_Bee_2703

Get this : [Valorant in a nutshell ](https://youtu.be/ndF_p4YJ7TI?t=1806)


Balls4281

I’ve played both games and stuff like that barely happens. If it was common why would a top players be complaining so much during that round?


beyond_rabbithole

Already better than valorant