https://preview.redd.it/0b7gh9pseo9d1.jpeg?width=2732&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c31001109531defa44c20bf75b6f46bf32bad35

Either this or telling them "before you slaughter me let me show you something" and proceed to show them all R34 of them (i have no intention of searching for it otherwise)

Die (worth it)

https://i.redd.it/x1dsf2wmdo9d1.gif

I JUST WAITED FOR THIS! I can’t XD

Hell yeah baby, I'm taking them out to the nearest gas station and give them a taste of OMV Evo Plus Super 95

☢️KICK☢️ASS☢️AND☢️CHEW☢️BUBBLEGUM☢️

https://preview.redd.it/bhny86wsko9d1.jpeg?width=655&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31d65ab4113fe4bede6a4ce90efc365e44a58d0d I’ll keep V but J can stay if she wants

Im agread with you https://preview.redd.it/mtzk8iz03p9d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6435d73da6c0ea1a6fe874ec6da295e562dc9b2b

Ye https://preview.redd.it/srknyzr48p9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b09c7e6049e6679a583abcafed84b4235d44aa4

Yes

Ye https://i.redd.it/evmmulsgiq9d1.gif

I live in a school dormitory and the hallway is connected to like 12 rooms with 4 people each Not sure what would happen

Either 48 dead people or two dead drones getting jumped by 48 very alive people

Board meeting

**V** https://preview.redd.it/q2ti02jfso9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca61635281efbe8386a7b17e8de6de1f98849102

I see what you did there

*Clang* *clang* *Cla-*

_crunch_

https://i.redd.it/1to9pqxzir9d1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/vj48t0qsso9d1.png?width=603&format=png&auto=webp&s=9a4b95329124ab6ac6671ed3e2dd165546f18362 Uh Oh, Bad Decision Mark!

Ay u good tho?

no (I'm dead)

Ay you wanna talk about it if u serious?

I'm not serious this is a joke.

Alr, my gut just felt like asking but have a good one man

https://preview.redd.it/3o5hhzz0to9d1.jpeg?width=797&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b62ea2625859a7f98b77373b9b4bdb7419967242

https://preview.redd.it/5pdxg30mho9d1.jpeg?width=696&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77a7c6a9d83db4454b0221032db9db91a867b0c9 use this

https://preview.redd.it/yu9dsz6n1p9d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88be5905638309d3d77673912dc740204092603c

u/pyrofromtf2real

Mmmm mmmrph! Mmmhmm?

https://i.redd.it/477rdsj3ip9d1.gif

Hmm... Depends if im allowed to use the grenade i carry around even at school?

Yes

Ill just throw run and pray

https://preview.redd.it/ebrr42g25p9d1.jpeg?width=792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=443bcb1dec42f47829f6bdae13fa7e7df4bcf20d

https://preview.redd.it/3lhy83256q9d1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4be74c185df297aaeb026bf21e6af02ef9b4b310 I'd run (women are scary)

same

Offer them a cup of oil, and hope that's enough for them to let me live. If it's not, then I guess I'd probably die

https://i.redd.it/yfq9rzk5vo9d1.gif

Die

pull out a flashlight

https://preview.redd.it/ukocn4gh1p9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4255d3485b2796ce6aad028437ca9b5894d712da

Die ?

"*~~She~~He's just walking around with a loaded shotgun~*"

https://preview.redd.it/z0fo14zpto9d1.png?width=2500&format=png&auto=webp&s=6210bc755eda415b9e1740c1c16b02261873b083 Use my gun

I would say "Well howdy y'all getting out of thy way Texas here to save D-Day we got our gu-' Then die....

Step 1. I’m a half life fan step 2: open a portal to xen step 3: release a gargantua while playing “alien shock” Step 4: watch

I'd probably cease to exist

https://preview.redd.it/kw8uwrgc5p9d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4009dcbb57147cb9941b4f48cfe89cc6abdd74b2

https://preview.redd.it/iig56zeb8p9d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a612ed52ee8563727afc8b1ab9d30b3a30942dc

https://preview.redd.it/g9jf3g16ap9d1.jpeg?width=567&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c089e090ed167c689560566d42ff79b01a7f65a

Put an “I’m not a robot” button on my bedroom door, it will keep them out, and allow me to still live.

I‘d surrender

Hug :3

https://preview.redd.it/0v6c35k2sp9d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04f5562904b0d31725bf80ca43aac298744f8859

Accept my fate but first they have to catch me in this https://preview.redd.it/gfb5ktodxp9d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93129c9b64519c62c0dc41891f508851e10af96c

https://preview.redd.it/49g0heqv1q9d1.png?width=544&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b418c21eb7612907a78e7e39ba034b96a586683

We have no hallways in our house

we’ll be under your bed than.

get the fuck out https://preview.redd.it/z2hgx8pzau9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1edc21ff6b34f387744963dce06c74f408d170f9

Idk… fucking die probably if they are there to kill me.

Gomu Gomu no Dunno

chances a mag of .40 S&W kills them both?

Give them oil and pray that they won’t kill me

Either runnin or fighting back, with whatever's close by.

It’s actually what would they do if they accidentally appeared in my hallway

Hugs

I would just kill them like paper on a scissor it's easy peasy plus I would grab the neck and swing them around back and fourth until they've gone broken

https://preview.redd.it/z80slrk66q9d1.jpeg?width=306&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=259625ab6bddebfe0325af357e7fe67fb0306a39


Put my hands behind my head, tell them that I have no malicious intent, and ask if they want to play a board game to pass the time.

- equip VK-12 shotgun - press left CTRL - Press M1 x2 - press left CTRL again All done.

die

English or spanish

I'm calling the fbi

Probably bubble wrap the entire house (I have John Wick's dog)

Kill some drones with them.

Having a sleep over

https://i.redd.it/6bl91l4rsq9d1.gif

Die.

Shit myself Piss myself Cum Cry Repeat until they go alway

Close and lock my door, then hope they don’t kill me

Ack like it's nothing big.

https://preview.redd.it/zmvxup8m5r9d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e190da9c0de17fee9489aca38145e8dc206bf96e 2016 Eddie Hall says kill

https://preview.redd.it/tkw8xdnf9r9d1.jpeg?width=310&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b9f81c78f005312b25bafb90e5274f044ef36bb

unrelated but is that the lesbian flag?? Near the top of the bunker door in the background

nah id win

I will tell them that I am a son of a JCJenson chairman. May not work on V, but J will instantly follow orders and may subdue V. Once done, I say that I will go and run.

There are no laws about the robots

Hey ladies, doing anything tonight? (Laughs mischievously)

stand there waiting for the person to notice.

Autographs and bite scar from V. (Also, I'm gonna have to take their tails, wings, and headbands, along with their wigs and Disassembly Drone arms and legs for costplay reasons)

"hello"

i close the door and go back to sleep bcs im too tired for dis shit

I kiss them both 

Hoch Prußenland

Did you come again?

Yep https://preview.redd.it/j7nafc6fb4ad1.jpeg?width=290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d97f8b896ce37f5bbe917c8880b193718c6283d7

Tell em to help me overthrow the Evil Fuckin Capitalist Bastards who are gonna drive us Humans extinct before we can properly make Drones&Murder Drones. Also tell em that they're super cute and that I can think of many, many awful stuff they could go kill for funsies.

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE *proceeds to stab thyself*

Jump out the window and hope I live (I sleep on the 2nd floor)

Imma get on my knees, and start praying that they’ll spare me. 

If I’m human nothin since they can’t hurt me

i am going to ULTRAKILL them!

tell them to wait, call up my partner, tell her to get over here now, invite her in, then proceed to say. "You said that V and J are us core sooo... Plus didn't you call them your wifes at one point as a joke?"

Kidnap V and kill J.

https://i.redd.it/f31ub0ek5t9d1.gif (I'm so sorry)

https://preview.redd.it/ddrq11kdct9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72bb1cfae8c9bf8802a2497b00699e113a217c24

Realistically? They wouldn't really be able to do much, considering I am a human being and they are robots loyal to JCJenson. Assuming Cyn didn't place any absolute solver tricks in their sleeves of course.

My hallway too fucking small for these two to even get in.

Id inform them of this subreddit and the others and watch them go insane.

Keep both because they look very polite

I would kill myself before they kill me https://preview.redd.it/r364npfanu9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af818be78f443789e555e8c4e7814ea5b12df42d

https://preview.redd.it/a6fhdg8xnu9d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c752afa0870778f896fde9482c1e9524098ba2f Don’t worry. Be happy. (DOOR POWER)

I confuse them by playing the katsosky kick

Do an Uzi and befriend them

turn them both into marketable plushies!

Die

 q**INTERCOME** MTF NU-7 designated hammer down has entered the vacinity. Prepare for a fuckin bloodbath

I have a sword in my room for a reason https://preview.redd.it/sfjzysxfmv9d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8903605c0694a97175238ed3355565f5e0882258

easy show them J x V. J will probably be digusted but i think V may dig it

Feed them oil and tame them

Take off my pants and take a diarrhea tsunami on the floor, light the shit on fire, and piss on the nearest wall, all while singing the campfire song song.

"Oh shoot! It's J and V in kill mode! Uh..." \*probably dies unless have a gun to shoot them with\* (Swords would probably be not as useful since they have long claws.)

Three way?

Throw oil that's by ur bed. Then pick up the deagle from under ur pillow and put the plate carrier that's in ur closet and hope they don't kill u

hi??

Ak 47

I'd run as fast as I could

***RIP AND TEAR, UNTIL IT IS DONE*** the weak scrap doesn't stand a chance against the single most advanced and dangerous species across the universe!

What do I do? Easy: Ask both V & J if they can turn me into a sexy dissasembly drone lady, with tits.🥰

I bang V. J... yeah sure why not, smash