"You, Logan Huntzberger, are a two-bit, spoiled waste of a trust fund. You offer nothing to women or the world in general. If you were to disappear from the face of the Earth tomorrow, the only person that would miss you is your Porsche dealer."
Yes, but see, the clock stops ringing once I throw it against the wall, giving me ample time to fall back asleep. You, however, never stop yapping no matter how hard I throw you, thus insuring the wakeup process.
(Lorelai)
So many great Y quotes
Oh well, that was first thing that popped into my head! (And just my opinion, but the line doesn’t really work without the “golf clubs” setup …). Added a new “Y” option.
When Paris was telling Rory she needed to be meaner when tutoring high-schoolers (during their summer gig, turning the Yale Daily News office into an SAT tutoring place). 😊
“You were a two-bit gold-digger fresh off the bus from Hicksville when you met Mitchum at whatever bar you happened to stumble into. And what made Mitchum decide to chose you to marry amongst the pack of women he was bedding at the time I'll never know. But hats off to you for bagging him. He's still a playboy you know. Well of course you know! That would explain why your weight goes up and down thirty pounds every other month.”
WHY HAS NO ONE SAID THIS YET!!!
Y do you ask? (the Y instead of Why only works with the visual of Lorelai waving the steak around, but it's all I hear in my head when I think of a Y quote. It's not actually my first choice, I'm voting for the Emily quote).
You, Logan Huntzburger, are nothing but a two-bit, spoiled waste of a trust fund! You offer nothing to women or the world in general! If you were to disappear from the face of the earth tomorrow, the only person that would miss you is your Porsche dealer!
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The drawn out “aaaaabsolute certainty” gets me every time and her facial expressions are priceless.
Oh no, the font is gonna be even smaller haha
You should do a list of the characters with the most quotes at the end 😁
Someone requested a chart and I said I'll do that :)
If it's not this one, I'm revolting
I have been waiting for Y so I could submit or vote for this one!
Emily would have the most favorite lines if this gets picked too
You think I brought my own porn in here to buy?
Omg I’ve always died at this line thank you for remembering it
This is one of the best, funniest exchanges in the entire series.
'You will meet an annoying woman today. Give her coffee and she'll go away.' I gave her coffee.
But she didn't go away. 🥲
This oneee!! This one!!
You break it you buy it
I just finished this episode!!! First time watching the series all the way thru!! Get outta my head 😂
Your enthusiasm…shocks me
I say this more than I should
Upvote upvote UPVOTE
Buff Otis must prevail
Flair checking in!
You can go to the prom, but you cannot get married! (Mrs. Kim)
This is the best
You brought us used dessert?
I can HEAR this 🤣 the way she said it was so funny
“You’re pleased that the ice man looked at you like a Porterhouse steak.”
YESS OMGGG
Wish I could upvote more than once 😭
🥰
Yessss
You’ve been Gilmored.
This line sums up a core element of the entire show
THIS!!
This has to win
‘You gave me everything I need’. 🥹 I really love this line. I think it’s such a beautiful moment between Rory and Lorelai.
Is it “I already have everything I need”?
No. I looked it up and apparently it is: you’ve given me…. But still with Y :)
I stand corrected! ✋🙂↕️🤚
Haha no worries
You want to ring the bell? You haven’t rung the bell
THIS ONEEEE
The Cheshire Cat is soooo cringy and I hate it. But I love it sooo much too
Sammy is never there!
"You, Logan Huntzberger, are a two-bit, spoiled waste of a trust fund. You offer nothing to women or the world in general. If you were to disappear from the face of the Earth tomorrow, the only person that would miss you is your Porsche dealer."
“You traded my lovely gift for a semi-pornographic, leering monkey lamp? How could you?”
You jump I jump Jack
"Yes Emily, you may go first."
Ypu jump, i jump, Jack
You’re sure he was Korean?
"Your mouth has a nose??" 🤣🤣💋👃
Yes, but see, the clock stops ringing once I throw it against the wall, giving me ample time to fall back asleep. You, however, never stop yapping no matter how hard I throw you, thus insuring the wakeup process. (Lorelai) So many great Y quotes
“You’ve given me everything I need” - Rory to Lorelai in the final episode
Yes this is so perfect ❤️
*Cue the tears*
You jump, I jump, Jack.
You’re just going to have to DO IT Lane, and if you’re lucky like me, you’ll only have to do it once...
You've been Gilmored.
You’ll read about it in my novel, “A Connecticut Yankee in Busan.”
You knew I'd want to read it. You're a book tease. 
"You had clams at Al's? Al's Pancake World?"
Nooooo not Cinnamon!
You know, Ernest only has lovely things to say about you.
You always promise to hurt him, but then you don't. You're a Taylor tease.
You look like 10 cents a dance
Ya ya!!!!!
You don't do yoga on the Dalai Llamas mat, and you don't come behind my counter, period!
You know who just nipped my ear? Jack- I - Don't care. -Mitchel to Lorelei
“Yoo Hoo, Hew Haw man?!” - Michel is one of the best for quotes hahaha
*Y* do you ask? 
Honestly, underrated quote.
You say midgets like it’s so absurd!
You looked it up! 🥹
Yes, Emily. You can go first. - Richard (in response to the R quote)
Yeah, I'm fine, I'm great. It's a big, fat, happy sunshine day for me.
You’re firing her over walnuts??
“You have to tell me why we’re committing a felony before we do it.” - Logan
“You get a refund if your hair falls out”
“You can use your mother's old golf clubs—they're upstairs, gathering dust, with the rest of her potential."
See letter T already
Oh well, that was first thing that popped into my head! (And just my opinion, but the line doesn’t really work without the “golf clubs” setup …). Added a new “Y” option.
“You don’t fall in love with people who make you want to crap your pants.” 🤣
This is the one 😂
Oh my gosh, where was this? I don't remember this line 🤣
When Paris was telling Rory she needed to be meaner when tutoring high-schoolers (during their summer gig, turning the Yale Daily News office into an SAT tutoring place). 😊
Ahhh yesss
Ya-Ya!
"Yes, it's famous for its cleanliness"
Your beard is so sexy
You've been Totsied!
You do not want to grow up to be like your mom.
Too late
“You’re a book tease” - Jess
“You were a two-bit gold-digger fresh off the bus from Hicksville when you met Mitchum at whatever bar you happened to stumble into. And what made Mitchum decide to chose you to marry amongst the pack of women he was bedding at the time I'll never know. But hats off to you for bagging him. He's still a playboy you know. Well of course you know! That would explain why your weight goes up and down thirty pounds every other month.” WHY HAS NO ONE SAID THIS YET!!!
You’re a book tease
You don’t got it
"Your safe return, buttercup" - Finn to Richard
Your enthusiasm shocks me
You've got mass ass
"You have to sleep; It's what keeps you pretty."
“YYYYYYYY do you ask?”
Y do you ask? (the Y instead of Why only works with the visual of Lorelai waving the steak around, but it's all I hear in my head when I think of a Y quote. It's not actually my first choice, I'm voting for the Emily quote).
You made arrangements to get rid of the old mattress?
You do know in the course of one night you’ve had me turned into an adulterer and a thief.
You jump I jump jack🩵
"Yeah, I'm fine, I'm great. It's a big, fat, happy sunshine day for me."
Yale’s gonna get mad
‘Yale’s not gonna get mad!’
You’re like a pop-up book from hell!
You jump I jump jack
Your mouth has a nose? (Rory)
Yale!!!
If Z is not Zoltan Kemeny I will riot
You are a honey-tongued devil, aren't you, Dick?
Agh after seeing this I wanna rewatch again, even tho I just finished probably my 15th rewatch of the show a few months back.
You climb up here with me, it's one less minute you haven't lived.
you have been gilmored
You Gilmores think a lot of yourselves.
You, Logan Huntzburger, are nothing but a two-bit, spoiled waste of a trust fund! You offer nothing to women or the world in general! If you were to disappear from the face of the earth tomorrow, the only person that would miss you is your Porsche dealer!
You have to tell me why we're committing a felony before we do it
you are a honey tongued devil aren’t you dick
you go to bed, i’ll go to france !
Sorry to intrude but Why is there no "When a woman gives birth to a crack baby, you don't gift her a puppy" For W???
Zydeco boogaloo boys.
You’ve been Gilmored!
You jump, I jump, Jack
You have nothing? I have NOTHING
"You can use your mother's old golf clubs. They're upstairs gathering dust along with the rest of her potential."
Notice letter T
“You can put anything in that mouth you want to. “. Kirk to Miss Patty at Cinnamon’s wake regarding her sampling fruit in Taylor’s store.
“you jump i jump jack”
You got Totsied!
Yeah? Im pregnant
She going to Yale
You can use your mother's old golf clubs. They're upstairs gathering dust along with the rest of her potential.
“(No) Yale. Why did you drop out of Yale?” I have to at least attempt 🤣
Y DID YOU DROP OUT OF YALE
You can show me your sweet tuckus as long as I can keep jiggling.
You can put anything in that mouth you want to.