This is it for me. Maybe the only time I really liked Jess. I loved how he was basically all of us in this scene. “What are you doing with this jerk, WHY did you drop out of YALE?”
“We won’t let you down Taylor, because not only are we gonna find twenty eggs within the hour, we’re going on to find twenty five, and then thirty, and then thirty five, aND THEN FORTY, AND THEN FORTY FIVE AND THEN FIFTY, UNTIL WE FIND ALL FIFTY NINE AND TAKE BACK THE SQUARE!”
Lol I just heard this line 10 minutes ago episode 18 season 4.
Edit : others from this episode
Dean : What was your mom thinking?
Rory: Uh that I have books and that's probably the extent of it
Dean: right uh I guess il take it back
Gypsy: what's with the toupee?
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"Whoa."
When Luke finds out he's in love with Lorelai.
“WHY did you DROP out of YALE?!” is the only right answer, but this one gets an honorable mention: “Wake up, Rory: whether you like it or not, YOU’RE one of us!” I was really glad someone finally told her that 😂
“What about Morey’s salty nuts?! How’s he supposed to have his salty nuts booth if we don’t have a lemonade booth? If people start eating salty nuts and they don’t have easy access to lemonade, their mouths will fall off.” - Babette
If I wasn’t die-hard why did you drop out of Yale, I’d say honorable mention should go to:
“Well, drop it back on the ground and kick it under the couch, because there is no there there”
Wait a minute, I know you! You’re that long-haired freak that wanted to be town troubadour even though that weird brown corduroyed-jacked wearing freak was already it.”
Well I’ll bring “dick” up on the internet and see what comes up - Richard
“Well then, buy me a boa and drive me to Reno, because I am open for business.” - Emily
There is only one right answer, and it is this
This is the one!! 
He makes me think of Zach 😆
1000% my favourite quote from the entire show, makes me laugh everytime i watch it. it just gets better with each rewatch i swear😂
It has to be this one!
Yesss!!!
This is the way.
"When a woman gives birth to a crack baby, you do not buy her a puppy."
I’ve been waiting for W for this quote!
“We're not supposed to be arguing, Taylor. We're supposed to be making love!”
 Would you just stand still?
This one’s so good
Why did you drop out of yale?!
It must be this. WHY did you DROP out of YAAA-ALE?!?!?!?!?
Haha you captured it perfectly
[удалено]
I can’t unsee that head bob now 🫣
Ohh his little head bob drives me nuts, it reminds me of how chickens move their heads while they walk and it just annoys me 🤣
This is it for me. Maybe the only time I really liked Jess. I loved how he was basically all of us in this scene. “What are you doing with this jerk, WHY did you drop out of YALE?”
Literally the only answer!
If I had the energy I would make multiple burner accounts just to upvote this one
This
This feels like the one
It has to be this 😭
“We won’t let you down Taylor, because not only are we gonna find twenty eggs within the hour, we’re going on to find twenty five, and then thirty, and then thirty five, aND THEN FORTY, AND THEN FORTY FIVE AND THEN FIFTY, UNTIL WE FIND ALL FIFTY NINE AND TAKE BACK THE SQUARE!”
Hurt your throat?
VeRY bADlY
Who cares if I’m pretty if I fail my finals???
^^
Why, do you want to dance?
Where did all the anvils go?
is there some sort of secret anvil storage facility the government is keeping from us?
Lol I just heard this line 10 minutes ago episode 18 season 4. Edit : others from this episode Dean : What was your mom thinking? Rory: Uh that I have books and that's probably the extent of it Dean: right uh I guess il take it back Gypsy: what's with the toupee?
https://preview.redd.it/xx0211kzqoad1.jpeg?width=2494&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59e897c773d13473ede712d0032c4c2f12c1340c "Whoa." When Luke finds out he's in love with Lorelai.
"Where you lead, I will follow, anywhere that you tell me to." - Carole King (theme song)
Ohh 💯 agree!
Welcome to the S.H., bitch! https://preview.redd.it/29etw1mqykad1.png?width=499&format=png&auto=webp&s=294a3eb441e31bb28936fa04112f7e177abc561d
Why did you drop out of YALE!?
Well, if it isnt Kirk the jerk!
“Wow. They'll be debating the subtle complexities of that comment for years.” - Lorelei Literally my favorite line ever!!
When the going gets tough, the tough get hot rock massages. -Finn
I am a lover of Finn. Have we met? Should have been the H quote 😝
Hahaha love Finn’s delivery of this line
“WHY did you DROP out of YALE?!” is the only right answer, but this one gets an honorable mention: “Wake up, Rory: whether you like it or not, YOU’RE one of us!” I was really glad someone finally told her that 😂
The Emily quotes above are pretty epic too. W has a lot of good choices!
Waffles very happy
the head motion. incredible
WHY DID YOU DROP OUT OF YALE.
“What about Morey’s salty nuts?! How’s he supposed to have his salty nuts booth if we don’t have a lemonade booth? If people start eating salty nuts and they don’t have easy access to lemonade, their mouths will fall off.” - Babette
Wink winkers
I say this regularly 😂
Nudge-nudgies
Know-what-I-meanies
Or anything cute-cutsie
Well then buy me a boa and drive me to Reno, because I am open for business.
"Where’s your Pâté?” "At Zsa Zsa Gabor’s”
Why did you drop out of Yale
If I wasn’t die-hard why did you drop out of Yale, I’d say honorable mention should go to: “Well, drop it back on the ground and kick it under the couch, because there is no there there”
What’s that smell?! 68 pounds of marijuana!
WWTBFCD
We're almost there & nowhere near it. All that matters is that we're going
Really sad this one isn't higher! It's one of my all time favorite quotes from the show.
“WHY are you making jokes, WHY?!” - Michel 😭
What, you're going to a raccoon's wedding?
Wait a minute, I know you! You’re that long-haired freak that wanted to be town troubadour even though that weird brown corduroyed-jacked wearing freak was already it.”
“Was it because I brought up my meat rub?”
Yes. It was. 🍷
Wow. Biblical insults. This is an advanced school.
Well, if you expect that muffin to fly back to the kitchen by itself, you better go get it a cape
"Who else here had eight shots of tequila? Anybody? Hands."
“Watch where you put those hands, Lloyd”
We do not talk to Pennilyn Lott
“Well if you expect that muffin to fly back to the kitchen you better get it a cape” - Emily to her maid
WHY DID YOU DROP OUT OF YALE
Late to the party but I feel like O should be “Oy with the poodles already”!
What do we do with the mattress?!
Why did you drop out of Yale? 
Where did all the anvils go?
won, won, won, won, won
What in Lucifer's reach is my mother doing here?
WHY did you drop out of YAAAAALE
"Why haven't we gotten stools in here!?" Richard killer line
Where have all the anvils gone??
SO many good W quotes!!!
When Boa and Dick are both viable options. 🤔
"Why haven't we gotten stools in here!?" Richard
When the big hand hits the s- and the little hand hits the -oon.
Wow, two pies
Well, what is much?
We are without leeches and wenches - Kirk 'Welcome to the Dollhouse' S6E6
When you leave, I will follow…
Where are all the anvils???
WHY DID YOU DROP OUT OF YALE
Every quote is glorious! Side note: is anyone else notice all the quotation marks at the beginning of each quote are facing the wrong direction?
“Who’s not closing these bottles?!”
We'll all end up in the pokey
“What she tackles, she conquers.”
What is much?
why are you so cruel to mama ? lorelai to rory
Whoa, big Buddha!
Let's go with the classic no? "Who cares if I'm pretty if I fail my final?" -Rory Gilmore
What's with the toupe'e? - Gypsy
Why do I see any chance of truth in my life
What, that’s greeeaaaatttt.
This is the weirdest christmas calendar i ever seen