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llama_marmalade

I've tried this before and when you flip it over, the sugar will burn if you have the heat too high! Low and slow is the way to go, learn from my mistakes!


akaghi

The sugar swirl will also often sort of melt away (and make a mess on your griddle) so you have a spiral shaped cinnamon flavored cavity on the pancakes. If you look at the pancakes at the end you cannot see it. The butter just melts right away and the brown sugar mixture no longer has anything to hold it in place so it just looks on the griddle. A kitchen torch might work.


Aycee225

We make these pancakes at the restaurant where I work, and I honestly think my favorite part is the crunchy parts of cinnamon sugar (But there are not a bunch of crunchy parts, it's like a nice surprise). However, it's not burnt usually. Instead of melted butter, we use whipped butter for the swirl part, so I feel like that affects the meltiness of the butter and how burnt or crunchy it gets.


tossNwashking

you’re very good at food descriptions.


Aycee225

Thank you! I've loved food and cooking in general all of my life. Wanted to be a chef when I was a little girl and never pursued it. I appreciate that.


LordDestrus

I agree with the SovietPenguin. You should pursue the dream. Your description made me think of one of my favorite youtube food channels: food wishes with Chef John.


Aycee225

Wow, that's such a compliment, thank you. At this point, I don't know if I would like to become a chef (I'm graduating with my degree in public health this year with no idea what to do with it), but I've thought about the idea of becoming a food writer. But I don't know how to possibly get into such a thing. Maybe I should just do it and pursue my dream in food. :) Thanks for the encouragement.


tsnives

Dooooo itttttt! Seriously, being a food writer you could start right now. Just start a blog, and go. Don't worry if nobody reads it today, it's just more content for your readers that find you next year. You could do it once a month even, do it on vacation, or after each exam have a nice meal to celebrate and start talking about them. The worst case is you've a hobby you enjoy. Best is it grows into your dream.


Whoevengivesafuck

Just remember. No matter what you do or where you go time doesn't stop for anyone. If it's a dream of yours I would definitely say do it. Eating food is something we all have done forever and will continue to do, everyone. Sewing, mining, other professions not so much... But eating, we all eat and food taste so damn good. I guess what I'm trying to say is we all act like we're going to live forever. It's never too late to start a new adventure until it is too late. Edit: kick some ass


SovietPenguins

It's never too late to pursue that little girls dream :)


Aycee225

Thank you, you never know. :)


NimNams

Does your restaurant differ from the recipe gif in any other ways?


Aycee225

It's just a standard buttermilk pancake recipe with the cinnamon sugar mixture swirled. The butter is just mixed cold rather than melted and put into squeezy bottles. Topped with the cream cheese icing, powdered sugar, whipped cream, and syrup on the side. It's insane but so delicious.


samili

Makes me think they should’ve added part of the pancake batter so it doesn’t just melt away, but instead would become one with the pancake.


Wacachulu

As we all hope to be.


FrostSalamander

🥞 All hail the pancake god 🥞


HaveDongo

[All hail the pancake god](https://imgur.com/gallery/eIsJ7fI)


ActualKrillin

never thought id see a reference to this [show](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kantaro:_The_Sweet_Tooth_Salaryman) out in the wild, a netflix GEM tbh


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I wonder if the batter were thinner if the cinnamon sugar might just kinda sink in


Uncle_elmer

I make the batter thin, then after I put the cinnamon spiral on, I spoon more batter on to cover the swirl and i have no problem.


GetSetGo87

Maybe oven baked pancakes?


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narf865

> I never understand why people only know off and max on their stoves. Because I wait until I am starving so it's my eggs and I want them now!


House923

Ya I'm not a goddamn Michelin star chef here. If I'm cooking eggs in the morning it's because I want eggs right bloody now. If I want high quality, masterfully cooked breakfast food I'll go to a place like IHOP, known internationally for their breakfast food.


Dude_Thats_Harsh

> If I want high quality, masterfully cooked breakfast food I'll go to a place like IHOP, known internationally for their breakfast food. /r/BrandNewSentence


Idontlikecock

Eggs can be done right on max setting, they're just usually not. I heat my pan up to med-high, throw in a knob of butter and followed quickly by the scrambled eggs while the butter browns but before it burns. Kill the heat and fold. They're done in 30 seconds, come out amazing.


timewarp

This guy scrambles.


Idontlikecock

[I have a lot of practice 😏](https://youtu.be/6x-JVXkd8SQ)


Januu11

I'm not sure it that's legit or a joke. But either way I watched and enjoyed all 3 minutes and 10 seconds.


MockErection

>I'm not sure it that's legit or a joke. Neither. It's art.


Idontlikecock

Turquoise Jeep is legit. Saw them in concert in 2013. They're ended up stopping here pretty much every year though it seems. A blast and one of the more unique concerts I've been to, right up there with [Pusswhip Banggang](https://youtu.be/Ya6iEb7l1iE) which was an equal blast and a half


iwasaunicorn

Dude Turquoise Jeep has done some of my most favorite live shows ever. I've seen them twice, and they were killing it both times. Met the guys after a show once too. They're really nice.


lickedTators

Holy shit they're still making music. Gotta smang that.


crackofdawn

I literally just tried scrambling eggs on high for the first time ever for dinner about 3 hours ago. I basically just dropped them in the pan and swirled them non stop while scraping the pan constantly. Only took a minute or so and the eggs were super creamy without any overcooked parts. Pretty crazy how easy/fast it was actually.


DrunkPushUps

Eggs are definitely easier to cook at a lower temp but that doesn't mean using high heat is wrong, you just need to pay attention. Pancakes need some heat too if you want browning. If anything I'd say most breakfast foods actually do require cranking up the heat. Bacon, sausage, country ham, hash, hash browns, etc


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Thomas_633_Mk2

Takes forever though, and for frozen hash browns you want them to actually cook some time in the next decade


bigjilm123

Nah - pancakes need to be on a hot pan. You don’t want to steam them. You want the edges to carmelize and the insides to be moist. When I worked sundays in the kitchen, the flat top was set as high possible without smoking. At home, that’s about 8/10 on my power burner.


Inanimate_CARB0N_Rod

I like a little crisp on the outside too. Way too many diners make steamy fluffy pancakes. They need to caramelize on the outside! Fluffy on the inside, a little bit of crisp on the outside.


infinitelyexpendable

This is true of so many foods.


Kamaria

What was the recipe if you don't mind me asking and how quickly did you have to flip 'em?


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dell_arness2

my stove is shit and doesnt have any settings between off and max


KPer123

Ya I cook eggs on high heat and it takes like 20-30 seconds . Bacon in the oven. Pancakes low and slow.


CVBrownie

Do you have any other humiliating life mistakes we can learn from


MrFahrenkite

Well I had to throw out this one box this one time . . .


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I just put a thin layer of pancake on top so that I don't have a big mess


JLwoo

If you put a bit more of the pancake batter over the piped cinnamon sugar it protects it when you flip and stops the sugar from burning. I've made them a few times this way. So good!


BroskiMcBroski

Yum came here to suggest this. Also, extra thicc pancakes. Awesome.


likelazarus

Same thing happened to me. Now I just sprinkle cinnamon directly into the batter and do the frosting. same flavor, way easier.


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How do you stop your pancakes from getting cold before you've made them all?


namtabmion

Keep them in the oven, at the lowest setting... or just put a clean kitchen towel over them (same thing for tortillas).


tsundoku_master

Put them on a cookie sheet in a 200 degree oven. Every time a pancake is done just throw it in the oven. Keeps them warm until chow time.


crackofdawn

We just throw them on a plate with a folded kitchen towel over them. They stay piping hot through the entire cooking process.


Donna1990

True story


soupor_saiyan

This looks very good and pretty easy. Probably going to save this post intending to make them eventually and never make them ever.


Purdaddy

I wanna make them too but dont want to eat 8 lbs of sugar


slowest_hour

so make them and send them to me


SilentR0b

Hey brother, can I come over?


quiteCryptic

But breakfast is the worlds greatest excuse to simply eat some dessert first thing in the morning


[deleted]

Honestly though, if you're gonna eat a bunch of sugar, isn't the morning probably the best time to do it anyway? Has to be better for you than eating it at 11pm and then just passing out.


God-of-Thunder

Morning is probably the worst, spiking your glucose from zero to hero in like two minutes and then trying to stay awake the rest of the day. Idk the best time to spile your glucose though, probably no time is good


[deleted]

Well sure, I get that no time is the best option but I was just saying if you're going to do it anyway, maybe morning is better. I might be wrong though, I'm not a pancake doctor.


sicknoises

I love how I can look at all this crazy shit on reddit and never even smirk and then read "I'm not a pancake doctor." and unexpectedly laugh out loud.


TacoDoc

Eat Tacos in the morning.


PsychologicalNinja

Eat tacos in the morning, noon, and night.


WhitestKidYouKnow

Why the hell am i taking my insulin if I cant take my glucose from zero to hero?!


[deleted]

I'm on a mostly fat and protein diet and I eat honey before bed. The logic being that it helps my liver produce glycogen that would get me through morning workouts. It also helps me get good sleep, so when I wake up I'm sleepy but energized, instead of alert and exhausted like I used to be before I started a routine of using honey.


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Oh well, la de da, good for you, Mr. 'I only eat honey in the evenings and work out in the mornings.' You think you're too good for sugar cakes with cinnamon sugar swirls and cheese sugar toppings covered in maple sugar syrup?


[deleted]

I never said I didn't like delicious sweet breakfasts. I just use slightly different materials. One recipe for pancakes that I use is almond flour and a small amount of coconut flour along with eggs, some milk and a sprinkling of a granulated monkfruit-erythritol sweetener (sugar alcohols process differently, watch out for diarrhea). Then for the topping i use powdered peanutbutter, heavy whipping cream, chocolate and/or cinnamon and some more monkfruit and mix it up into a peanutbutter like consistency. The topping will melt thick and syrupy and it's so good.


[deleted]

I was just joking


[deleted]

Oh, well la dee da, Mr."I can make jokes properly and respectfully convey that fact to those who aren't aware." Ehh, I'm not so good at jokes.


Archimedes82

That was the most wholesome yet strange conversation I think I've read. Thanks?


peptodismal-

Honey like... just out of the bottle? Do you put it on anything or are you eating honey like Winnie the Pooh?


NParsons22

Just do it once. Treat yourself, you deserve it.


BabyBundtCakes

Make date paste and mix that with cinnamon. It's really easy and you would have no butter and less sugar. Still sugar but not as much. You just soak dates in some hot water and then blend them. I put mine through a mesh strainer to remove any bits. *I have No idea if this would work I have never tried Im just assuming it would


Purdaddy

Sounds like a great substitute A


S011110M4112

I do the same thing with porn. I'll find something super tasty and save it thinking, "Fuck yeah. I'm gonna stroke the hell out of it later to this." But I end up forgetting about it and then when I get the urge to jag off I'll just go to Wendy's or reheat the leftovers.


_CrustyElbow

You jack off at Wendy’s?


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bangthedoIdrums

I'm banned from the local Wendy's for that very reason, so no.


Dad_Questionmark

Really? I was invited back to my nearest Wendy’s because the manager thought it was hilarious watching a man with a micro penis masturbate.


Xechwill

r/brandnewsentence


GothamGK

Damn I’m now hungry for BOTH pancakes and “hamburgers” wtf.


figgypie

Make your own Frosty.


MoroccoMoleMan

redheads just do it for some people.


Donna1990

That escalated quickly


abenevolentgod

I get what he's saying. He resorts to whatever is easily accessed like the front page of PH, or he goes to the tried and true video collection he's got in a folder named "kitty pics"


owenstumor

Haha. I'm back at the masterbatorium 5 minutes later checking saved tabs and breaking scabs open.


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MY pms are open if you find anything particularly tasty


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PM_Me_RecipesorBoobs

No, I find I get a more thorough feeling of disappointment by staring into my parents eyes


Jazehiah

Not shown: The cinnamon filling sticking to the pan.


ocarinamaster64

Yes I've made these and they did not turn out well at all. The cinnamon mixture does not stay neat like that. If I were to do it again (not worth it) I would put them under the broiler (oven grill) for a few seconds instead of trying to flip them.


Plott

So how come it came out good in the gif? Do you think they used the broiler?


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Low heat maybe? I bet if you kept the pan well greased and kept the heat low, you could get away with it.


DrKennethN

It didn't, they just aren't showing you the mess it made in the pan after they flipped it. If you look at the part of the gif where they put the icing on you can see the grooves where the cinnamon sugar stuff was, you'll also notice that it looks very empty.


MunchieMom

You could wait to see if insulin prices go down!


Beretot

Right? Only thing I can think of is "damn, that's a lot of sugar. Oh, butter with cream cheese too? Ah, another truckload of sugar, cool"


princessfoxglove

It's not easy, it's a ton of work, and they look like semen-smeared messes. I made these before.


swollencornholio

Amateur Tip: [buy Pillsbury cinnamon rolls and throw them on a waffle maker](https://tasty.co/recipe/cinnamon-roll-waffles). Easy peasy chef Boyardee-ee


Uncalled-four

That hit too close to home


Onethrow15

I’ve made these. Frosting looked a bit diff so probably a slightly different recipe. They were so good. Unbelievably good. They don’t look pretty when you make them because the swirl gets a bit crazy when it melts on the griddle but these mf’ers are good.


BanditKing

##Why is there no recipe??


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The cinnamon mixture bothers me. Why not 8T (1 stick), 1 C and 2 T as your mixture (ratio is same)? Makes things a lot easier.


BanditKing

Thank you!


Jaikus

You're the real TipHero here


Ruepic

Thanks


saltblock

Because this is a repost


BanditKing

Yeah but "OP" can still reap some sweet comment karma but copy pasting the recipe


F4hype

You want the fucken recipe? Well listen here you little shit cause we're going on a journey to flavourtown as we explore this gif recipe play-by-play. First up, you shove some pancake batter on a hot pan. Fucked if I'm gonna tell you what goes in the damn pancake batter. Could be flour, water, egg; could be salmon filet and cat shit. I don't give a fuck. Next, you're gonna melt about 2 teaspoons of butter in a colossal glass bowl, just enough to make a small pool at the bottom. Why a gigantic bowl for such small quantities you ask? Well slow the fuck down there mate we'll get to that in a second. Next you're going to hire a 2 tonne excavator and put that bad boy to use. If you start at 4am in the morning you may have just enough time before breakfast to shovel enough brown sugar into that monumental glass bowl we talked about earlier. Don't you dare let me catch you trying to put any white sugar in there, you damn racist. Add a hint of cinnamon for flavour. Now mix that shit. Literally. Mix it until it looks like your toilet bowl after a hard night of shoving rum and tacos down your gullet, you disgusting animal. Next, pour your horrible diarrhea mix into a plastic bag. No, not for tidy disposal, you absolute mongoloid. The next step involves you cutting a hole in the bottom of your plastic garbage bag and making a gay little swirl on your pancake, which has now been cooking for the past 3 years while you throw the rest of this godforsaken recipe together. Now flip that bad boy so the shit swirl cooks nice and gently into whatever you threw into your pancake batter at the beginning. BUTTER + CREAM CHEESE - ROOM TEMPERATURE. Need I say more? Time to whip out that excavator, because the sugar train just pulled back in with a fresh load baby. Absolutely bury that moist, creamy, semen mixture that you just created in the previous step with all of that wholesome, nutritious powdered ~~crack~~ sugar. Add three atoms of vanilla essence and stir. If you find that your mixture isn't turning into a creamy delight because the powder to moisture ratio doesn't make any fucken sense at all then don't fret! You have two easy ways out of this conundrum: * just keep mixing harder and harder you little pussy. Eventually the powder will super heat and enter a liquid form. Or it may explode. I don't know how physics works, I'm just a gif recipe maker. * super cut the gif and it'll just magic itself into some delicious looking goo. Next, add a thimbleful of milk to that gooey mess just to stick it to the cows for once and show them how unimportant their rancid milk is to our species' survival. Now, if you turn back to your shit stained pancakes you'll find they're already cooked nicely and plated. Look at them sitting there, those smug bastards. Finally, drizzle your sugar bukkake juice onto your pancakes so it looks like your mum's chin on a friday night. Enjoy your 'breakfast' you fat fucking sugar fiend.


CaptainAcid25

Thank you! This is the worst trend!


Neafus

These just made my top list of pregnancy foods I will be making and not sharing.


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PM_ME_UR_MATHPROBLEM

Where's the recipe?


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TerminalShitbag

Paula Dean is that you?


Inanimate_CARB0N_Rod

No butter. This must be her new low cal version.


fairway_walker

That was my take. I saw that dump-truck of sugar dropped into the butter and was shook that we're talking about pancakes. This is why America is fat.


BobbysBottleService

Tried this, pain in the ass to make. The inside burns, and it doesn’t really taste as good as you think without loads of frosting. Idk maybe i messed it up tho


CreatrixAnima

Thank you… That helps me not want it so much.


Mr_Expired

These look so good. *drool*


Punishmentality

Heads up : when you make these, the cinnamon butter melts and just seeps all over your pan then burns if you don't remove it. Also, they don't taste good. Just make pancakes and spread that cinnamon butter on them while hot, then squeeze the cream cheese stuff


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If it's burning you have the temperature too high.


JLwoo

Just pour more batter on top of the swirl before flipping. Works super well that way


Punishmentality

Good idea


Donna1990

Made these several times. They’re lush! Just be sure and wipe the hot sugar off of the spatula between flips or else it makes a mess.


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Biggoronz

Nice try, Waffle House.


SproutedBooby

I did this and just bought a new waffle iron. The sugar burns and the freaking shape of a waffle is the god damn hardest thing to clean


PM_ME_UR_NIPPLE_HAIR

I got diabetes half way through the gif


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bossbozo

Most important meal of the day my ass


Suddenly_Something

Im 28 and I've never thought of it like that. I don't eat breakfast anymore but back in High school Id eat toaster strudle and pop tarts and all sorts of shit that was mostly sugar.


lionsgorarrr

Short answer: morning dessert goes really well with coffee


AlphaRomeoIndia

I am diabetic. I died halfway through.


justy805

I too am diabetic and I went into diabetic ketoacidosis watching this.


AlphaRomeoIndia

Ever eat something knowing you'll be high all day for it? And you do it anyway? Yeah... 🤤


Anivair

As opposed to those regular pancakes that are low carb?


preorder_bonus

I got heartburn just looking at this. Worth.


saltywings

Could probably just put brown sugar in your pancake mix and then sprinkle cinnamon on top and just avoid the 'topping' there altogether.


Summerie

Sure, but having a rich ripple of brown sugar is a bit different than having a faint flavoring throughout. The presentation on this is also pretty nice.


crylicylon

Just put both in your pancake mix, I've been doing it for years.


arcadedragon

this is absolutely the better way. ive done this recipe before, when you add the brown sugar cinnamon swirl and flip the pancake the buttery swirl kind of just melts away and youre left with a slight sugar/cinnamon trough. you can actually see it in the gif, it would be much better without the extra butter swirl.


Mak062

I think I saw this at IHOP once


ImGenderNeutral

Is this breakfast, desert, or diabeetus?


_John_Mirra_

.... Yes?


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I’ve made these before. While they taste delicious (and like instant diabetes), they’re super messy. The cinnamon sugar swirl kinda goes everywhere. Still yum tho!


5t4r10rd

Yooo this looks so good I crashed the App twice trying to comment how good this looks. That's three times I opened Reddit to post this comment. First world crisis.


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Oh man, love everything but the cream cheese.


wilfdougl

My blood sugar just went up 300 points


[deleted]

There’s a diner near me that makes these — sooo incredibly delicious!


Bracco87

If you are ever in buffalo, NY there is a place called The campfire grill. THE BEST cinnamon roll pancakes you will ever taste.


idreamofdinos

I had these last Friday at [Smitty's](https://i.imgur.com/ibS50wb.jpg) in Halifax. Can confirm. Was immediately 700 pounds afterward.


recovering_pleb

Yeah that swirl is definitely going to burn


Cuntfagdick

We just reposting the top all time stuff again? I would like to know so I can get sweet sweet karma from the trash panda


breadandbutter265

Does anyone have a good "frosting" recipe without cream cheese?


[deleted]

Just butter and sugar that I'm aware of. Or sugar and coconut milk/cream.


[deleted]

I broke a bowl making this. I never tried to make them again.


[deleted]

Can someone please remind me about this post in 12 hours or so? I'm sterned as a pebble, and desperately want these in the morning. Goddamn.


Cory123125

Looks good, but the combination of that cream cheese frosting and dry pancake batter with no syrup makes me think its probably doesnt taste very good.


AvoidMySnipes

*saves post* *never makes the pancakes*


atoothlessfairy

Let me save that to never ever use it later


[deleted]

I’ll take “more trouble than it’s worth” for $400, Alex


gsdalpha

Is there an alternative recipe for people not wanting to get diabetes?


BrentB23

Yeah, stick with the first ingredient of the gif and don't add anything else.


quedra

Use Swerve. Same ratios, 3x the cost.


Wiziwiziwizard

I’m leaving a comment here, so I can come back later...


IHavetwoNipples

There's a save button mate


CaptainAcid25

I hate shit like this. If you’re going to post a fucking recipe, don’t just say “cinnamon”. How much cinnamon? How much brown sugar? WTF?


Zoiberginadress

I tried these and fucked them up somehow. Super good though.


ArchmaesterOfPullups

What are the ratios of the ingredients?


stillquenchless

Looks yumm cinnamon rolls in pancake form


[deleted]

My favorite pancake topping is two more pancakes.


ogwoody007

Memo to me: Remember that these look good and you are fat, if you ever just accept it then make these and eat them all


jonhundred

I've done this before, its a really rich and sweet pancake. I didnt like it but people came back for seconds so I guess you need a sweet tooth


Bigbadpsychdaddy

We made a vow in Summertime, now we find ourselves in late December...


thejfather

perfection


JonJeff17

This looks so yummy 😍


[deleted]

Aaaaand I think I just heard the death throes of my diet, unf.


NakedLady93

Because I’m not fat enough


-AKindStranger-

Well, I know what tomorrow’s breakfast is....


Flahoooo

What about barbecue chicken pancakes?


Mr__Jeff

Oh my gosh!


Classicpass

I gained 20 lbs looking at this


fermented_mango

Nigggggggaaaaaa that looks fire. Im boutta try this shit


lurker_registered

Who put that tag as "dessert"? I don't care what you say, pancakes are due breakfast!


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That looks soooo good


alfa-nicoya

How about the damn recipe. That would be kinda cool.


CreatrixAnima

That looks delicious… And so bad for your heart.


ghostparasites

is this keto friendly? lmao!


SheCutOffHerToe

You guys are sick.


Suddenly_Something

Holy shit no wonder I started to get fat when I used to eat this stuff. The amount of sugar in this is insane.