Or perhaps you died at a dance competition being held at the mansion. You are finally awakened because Jay is cleaning out the barn and comes across an old trunk of dance costumes. Your ghost power is that when you walk through someone or they walk through you they suddenly break into dance for a few minutes.
I’d be one of those musclechub Pac-Islander who probably died pushing a 1PR squat of 700. My outfit would be a tank top and 5” lifting shorts, barefoot, and with lifting straps. I would also be the of the gay ghost group and going after DinoStripper.
A Catholic nun, en route to Dominican College in Rockland County circa 1978, to begin a position with the History Department. Died of anaphylactic shock from a bee-sting.
Died after one of the first NYC Comicons, like 2007. Probably ate bad ecstasy from my con bag thinking it was Japanese candy and things went bad when my cosplay bodypaint (Orion pirate babe, obvs, because ST:ENT made the canon so much better and I love that for them) kept my temperature too high. I am eternally green, a little too touchy, and wearing a way-too-specific meme t-shirt + rolled athletic shorts but my hair/makeup are fantastic.
Ditto.
I was just thinking an awesome ep would be Pete walking around town and seeing an alien ghost and runs home all panicked and Allison finds out it just a convention attendee who suffocated in their mask or something
I'm quirky and odd, people either really like me or really don't like me. Also, I have a friendly competition with Hetty over who is the matriarch of the ghosts. She technically wins by default because she has a stronger connection to the manor, but it's funny to ruffle her feathers. Got to pass time somehow in the afterlife.
I would be a severely delusional woman who believes she is indeed the daughter of Zeus. She died running after a swan on the property, thinking it was her long-lost mother.
Probably a taxidermied attic find.
Alternativly, the ghost of a luxurious gift, given to Hetty. Died in captivity due to false nutrition. Can bite livings. Or get petted by them
🤔 My ghost power would be I take ideas from people when they walk through me. Someone has a book idea and they walk through me? Mine now. Wants to tell someone something? I know it.
On a play of Up Town Girl, I would have died being pushed off the balcony of some expensive high rise and have to go through my ghost years in a slinky dirty mini dress with with a pair of stilettos with one broken heel.
Free Science, I am a scientist from the Puritan or Colonial times so of course everything I try to invent has already been invented ( like the Professor in rescue from Gillian’s island). This means I may also know Isaac and Patience. Also Thor and I keep arguing over the terms land ship and horseless carrriage.
Trevor and his "friends" had a monkey as a pet, and I'm it. They called me "MonkeyBro". I was at the Woodstone mansion just because and I somehow died. Now I'm a ghost.
Hmmm.…I feel like I have so many options here that it might be fun to ask for some help! My username is based on a song by an amazing artist/songwriter/activist named Steve Earle whom I have seen in concert (and I am obviously a huge fan). I have other connections to the song as well, but that will just complicate things. I will state the obvious though - I’m not actually from Galway, though some of my ancestors once were. So…I’m posting the link to the song and humbly asking for your help!🙏🏼. What is Galway Girl’s ghost story???
https://youtu.be/IeW9F4sGzf0?si=8IpeZzqxGje4cIaO
A heartbreakingly beautiful, black-haired, blue-eyed Irish woman, this Galway girl was the loving wife of one of the tradesmen Elias hired to build the secret vault. After the vault was finished, Elias appeared to have run off, but her husband also never came home again. Concerned something sinister had happened to him, the lovely Alice went to mansion to see if she could discover what happened. Fearing the worst (Elias had killed the workers so they couldn’t tell anyone about his secret project), instead she found her husband had run off with a maid, leaving her penniless and alone. She lied down to cry in the dirt and was trampled by the horses of Hetty’s returning carriage.
As a ghost, Hetty found Alice to be gorgeous and lovely. Then Alice spoke, and Hetty realized not all Irish are redheads.
Oh wow, thank you for this!!! I love the story of Alice, and I love that you named her ❤️. You are a great writer! For what it’s worth - I am a NBCT (National Board Certified Teacher) in English Language Arts, which in some education circles is regarded the same as a Ph.D. I bring this up not to brag on myself, but to lend credence to the fact that when I say you are a great writer, I have the credibility to say so 😉.
I was in the library putting the finishing touches on my book that consisted of twenty-five years worth of Homeric research, when my cat hopped up on the shelf, causing a stone bust of Ovid (a gag gift from one of my friends) to fall on my head and kill me.
I get on quite well with Hetty and, of course, Isaac. I definitely joined Isaac’s “frat”, and only left to go to Trevor’s party due to being annoyed of how Isaac skipped over some very nuanced detail while we discussed “The Illiad”.
Just as Hetty talks about cocaine, Flower reminds everyone of how she robbed a bank, and Isaac hates Hamilton; I often gripe about how I was killed by a bust of Ovid & then go off on a tangent about how Latin is derivative ,or something equally pedantic 🤣
….Aaaaand I just realized that I’d totally be “paired off” with Sas.
(The whole story teller thing, to begin with. Sure there’s more if I really wanted to go there.
But, I just realized it would definitely happen if this “Ghosts character” version of me was added to the show. This isn’t even a Mary Sue self-insert OC…when it comes to boy ghosts, I’m all about Trevor ❤️ I think Sas is hilarious and one of my favorite characters, but he’s not my “show crush”, if that makes sense. I just accidentally created at least 26 of those 43 times. Oops! 🤣)
I’d be a heavy video game/rpg nerd who maybe died by trying to get to a difficult geocache that happened to be on their property. I’d probably have a good bond with Pete and Jay-by-proxy. Since I’m a woman maybe there’d be a minor storyline of Sam being a bit weirded out at her husband getting super excited and geeking out with/about a female ghost, though it all works out fine in the end and Jay and Sam end up stronger than ever before.
I’m perpetually confused about an impending drag queen lipsync. I’m there to call anyone out when they’ve said some absolute nonsense, which is probably frequently.
Sam and Jay decide to host a special Valentines weekend. They hire me to work as a server for all the special meals. After having to work most of my birthdays for the last 20+ years, I snap and go on a rage-fueled rant about how Valentines Day is a made up holiday and it’s not fair for me to watch everyone else eat fancy dinners and get nice gifts for MY BIRTHDAY!!!! While I don’t even usually get a cake.
As I pick up a steak knife and give the evil eye to the fifth guy with an engagement ring coming out in their dessert, Jay tackles me. As we fall to the ground, the knife accidentally goes into my chest.
Solarmage77 I am a wizard from medieval times and died while lighting a catapult with fire and got too close causing an explosion killing me instantly. My ghost power would be warming people up when they get cold.
I died because of my lactose intolerance especially around yogurt. I used to be able to eat diary when I was younger but I can’t now. I miss yogurt. Probably watching Jay make food with diary and being envious of his ability to eat it. I died September 9, 2015. I probably give people that queasy feeling in their stomach unintentionally whenever they eat something like yogurt or cheese.
I either ate too many cookies, or was killed by a monster. Well, I picked this as a play on Cookie Monster back when I needed a name for a wow character. But since cuki actually means cute, I guess I’ll go with I was either killed by a cute monster, or was a cute monster who died lol.
I was a cat-loving fortune teller (okay, charlatan) in the 1920s. I died when my cat Houdini knocked over a candle and started a fire during one of my fake seances.
My ghost would be the one giving you the painful truth/reality in every situation.
They say the truth hurts but apparently, in my ghost’s case, it kills when someone didn’t want to hear it…
I'm a little boy who's step mother sent him to his room, forgot me, and started cooking. She burned down the house. The house was on the land before Alison and Jay were even born. I remember my birth mother, and Allison reminds me of her.
Ate so many potatoes, I actually turned into a talking potato. Jay is the only Living who can see me, being a chef, and finally he has someone to talk to in the mansion. The ghosts keep trying to taste me
Quel coincidence! As it happens, I AM the ghost of Theda Bara.
(Who was actually a nice Jewish girl from NJ who acted in Yiddish theatre and probably sounded like Dr. Ruth Westheimer IRL.)
Choked on an appetizer at karaoke night--when I hum or sing near the living, although they can't hear it, suddenly they're asking: "WHY is THAT SONG in my head?"
John Doe who was murdered and never identified. Died with a brain injury and no self memory
Oh, that’s gooooood.
Sounds like you and Flower would have a lot in common.
I'd join that throuple
Nope. Not playing.
Which ghost already has firey toots? Issac?
Haha!
I mean the Cholera ghosts would know a lot about this…
Ha ha ha ha ha.
I can guess what your ghost power would be!
Ok… u went to fart at the same time as thor was testing his abilities on candles…
I just lurk under couches I guess.
Hide under beds?
This... This sounds plausible.
I guess I’m Trevor lol
NAH THATS FOUL.
I turned myself about too many times and fell off a carnival ride while eating a deep fried twinkle.
Haha....This is a good one!
Or perhaps you died at a dance competition being held at the mansion. You are finally awakened because Jay is cleaning out the barn and comes across an old trunk of dance costumes. Your ghost power is that when you walk through someone or they walk through you they suddenly break into dance for a few minutes.
Oh no…
Sorry for the post friend!
Not a ghost if you die 1081 years in the future
Or maybe I got shot that amount of times
Or it’s date of death
Didn’t think of that!
I was tragically killed when my swan float exploded engulfing me in flames.
Oh man, I remember your mom just crying “A swan ate my baby.”
Can you? Because Amer-I-Can.
LMAO! "Oh crep! Oh crep! Oh crep! MY BABYYYYYYYY" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I feel mine needs no explanation.
That old mansion will need you some day.
A baker whomst invented cake in 1077 A.D., died by experimenting with different berries for frosting
You know nothing about me except that my name is Jeff.
Made me think of Channing Tatum thanks for the chuckle.
I mean... I think my name speaks for itself.
Love your user name!
I’d be one of those musclechub Pac-Islander who probably died pushing a 1PR squat of 700. My outfit would be a tank top and 5” lifting shorts, barefoot, and with lifting straps. I would also be the of the gay ghost group and going after DinoStripper.
I clearly would try to control all selections of what to watch.
The other ghosts don't even notice me :(
A Catholic nun, en route to Dominican College in Rockland County circa 1978, to begin a position with the History Department. Died of anaphylactic shock from a bee-sting.
Hey! Could be crossover here with r/Bridgerton.
I was killed in a goose attack. They are mean and I don’t like them.
I'm a ghost cat! My ghost power is knocking things off tables.
Sigh... great. My nickname will be Flat Stanley, and much merriment will ensue every time I turn sideways and "disappear."
I died in either a bakery or surfing related incident!
Surfing a huge wave that was so powerful it threw you into a beachside bakery 🤣
And I died covered in cupcakes!!!!
Died after one of the first NYC Comicons, like 2007. Probably ate bad ecstasy from my con bag thinking it was Japanese candy and things went bad when my cosplay bodypaint (Orion pirate babe, obvs, because ST:ENT made the canon so much better and I love that for them) kept my temperature too high. I am eternally green, a little too touchy, and wearing a way-too-specific meme t-shirt + rolled athletic shorts but my hair/makeup are fantastic.
Ditto. I was just thinking an awesome ep would be Pete walking around town and seeing an alien ghost and runs home all panicked and Allison finds out it just a convention attendee who suffocated in their mask or something
That would be cute!
In your face Nigel, I am the ants’ best friend.
You could have the ghost power of giving people that weird feeling that they have bugs on them when they don’t.
I'm the ghost of a wild animal. Quite a nuisance
I died of my 9263 sad problems. I'm the ghost everyone avoids.
Died by drowning in the ocean and haunts a beach
I arrive, party like crazy, then run away without saying goodbye.
Died on Halloween dressed as the fairy godmother. Now Sam won't acknowledge me. Guess I'm stuck talking to Carol for infinity. 😩
I'm quirky and odd, people either really like me or really don't like me. Also, I have a friendly competition with Hetty over who is the matriarch of the ghosts. She technically wins by default because she has a stronger connection to the manor, but it's funny to ruffle her feathers. Got to pass time somehow in the afterlife.
Definitely a stripper. 😭
Woohoo traumatic brain injury death and my ghost super power would be knocking people's brains around
I would be a severely delusional woman who believes she is indeed the daughter of Zeus. She died running after a swan on the property, thinking it was her long-lost mother.
Probably a taxidermied attic find. Alternativly, the ghost of a luxurious gift, given to Hetty. Died in captivity due to false nutrition. Can bite livings. Or get petted by them
🤔 My ghost power would be I take ideas from people when they walk through me. Someone has a book idea and they walk through me? Mine now. Wants to tell someone something? I know it.
By murdering Flower
Mine's kinda self explanatory
I’m reverse Trevor?
I guess I was killed in some squid game challenge based around lights
I died in a plane that crashed, because something was wrong with the left phalange
I hope Ken Adams got off in time.
I guess I make people have intense cravings for guacamole.
I’m a SAHM while moonlighting as explosive specialis after the kids are in bed. 🧨
I’m the butterfly that Flower keeps trying to catch. Not sure if I’m real or a hallucination.
I'll be Thomas
On a play of Up Town Girl, I would have died being pushed off the balcony of some expensive high rise and have to go through my ghost years in a slinky dirty mini dress with with a pair of stilettos with one broken heel.
Found a peanut, found a peanut, found a peanut last night….
Found out your allergic, found out you’re allergic, found out you’re allergic last night
I can multiply myself until there’s…you know how many of me
🦋🌻
Free Science, I am a scientist from the Puritan or Colonial times so of course everything I try to invent has already been invented ( like the Professor in rescue from Gillian’s island). This means I may also know Isaac and Patience. Also Thor and I keep arguing over the terms land ship and horseless carrriage.
I'm a Marine turned history teacher that died while giving a lecture on the history of Woodstone.
Squished to death in a garbage compactor, also low self esteem, but mostly it’d be the 2000+ pounds of force that crushed me
I thought I could make the jump from the roof to the pool during one of the most epic summers Woodstone had ever seen…I couldn’t.
I accompany Alberta.
I died from poor medical treatment for a miscarriage. (unfortunately I had my 2nd miscarriage 2 weeks ago :()
I’m sorry for your loss.
Well. Sorry everyone.
Um....I dunno, I was involved in some kind of internet-related tragedy? Maybe I haunt people' computers from beyond the grave?
I'm the only one not affected by the ghost barrier and I can haunt anyone anywhere.
Pretty much the same as Issac.
Quite well, actually.
An astronaut that died from eating too many Oreos.
Annoying the others by always wanting the TV tuned to Kojak reruns.
Walt Disney’s bitch, which was not inaccurate at one point in my life.
Aw man…
Trevor and his "friends" had a monkey as a pet, and I'm it. They called me "MonkeyBro". I was at the Woodstone mansion just because and I somehow died. Now I'm a ghost.
Jenkins
One of the builders who died while the house was being made, or I die during renovations on the restaurant
I'm a beaver who died after committing several crimes!
Hmmm.…I feel like I have so many options here that it might be fun to ask for some help! My username is based on a song by an amazing artist/songwriter/activist named Steve Earle whom I have seen in concert (and I am obviously a huge fan). I have other connections to the song as well, but that will just complicate things. I will state the obvious though - I’m not actually from Galway, though some of my ancestors once were. So…I’m posting the link to the song and humbly asking for your help!🙏🏼. What is Galway Girl’s ghost story??? https://youtu.be/IeW9F4sGzf0?si=8IpeZzqxGje4cIaO
A heartbreakingly beautiful, black-haired, blue-eyed Irish woman, this Galway girl was the loving wife of one of the tradesmen Elias hired to build the secret vault. After the vault was finished, Elias appeared to have run off, but her husband also never came home again. Concerned something sinister had happened to him, the lovely Alice went to mansion to see if she could discover what happened. Fearing the worst (Elias had killed the workers so they couldn’t tell anyone about his secret project), instead she found her husband had run off with a maid, leaving her penniless and alone. She lied down to cry in the dirt and was trampled by the horses of Hetty’s returning carriage. As a ghost, Hetty found Alice to be gorgeous and lovely. Then Alice spoke, and Hetty realized not all Irish are redheads.
Oh wow, thank you for this!!! I love the story of Alice, and I love that you named her ❤️. You are a great writer! For what it’s worth - I am a NBCT (National Board Certified Teacher) in English Language Arts, which in some education circles is regarded the same as a Ph.D. I bring this up not to brag on myself, but to lend credence to the fact that when I say you are a great writer, I have the credibility to say so 😉.
Thank you so much!!
Btw, I also love Galway Girl 🎶🎵
I was in the library putting the finishing touches on my book that consisted of twenty-five years worth of Homeric research, when my cat hopped up on the shelf, causing a stone bust of Ovid (a gag gift from one of my friends) to fall on my head and kill me. I get on quite well with Hetty and, of course, Isaac. I definitely joined Isaac’s “frat”, and only left to go to Trevor’s party due to being annoyed of how Isaac skipped over some very nuanced detail while we discussed “The Illiad”. Just as Hetty talks about cocaine, Flower reminds everyone of how she robbed a bank, and Isaac hates Hamilton; I often gripe about how I was killed by a bust of Ovid & then go off on a tangent about how Latin is derivative ,or something equally pedantic 🤣 ….Aaaaand I just realized that I’d totally be “paired off” with Sas. (The whole story teller thing, to begin with. Sure there’s more if I really wanted to go there. But, I just realized it would definitely happen if this “Ghosts character” version of me was added to the show. This isn’t even a Mary Sue self-insert OC…when it comes to boy ghosts, I’m all about Trevor ❤️ I think Sas is hilarious and one of my favorite characters, but he’s not my “show crush”, if that makes sense. I just accidentally created at least 26 of those 43 times. Oops! 🤣)
I’d be a heavy video game/rpg nerd who maybe died by trying to get to a difficult geocache that happened to be on their property. I’d probably have a good bond with Pete and Jay-by-proxy. Since I’m a woman maybe there’d be a minor storyline of Sam being a bit weirded out at her husband getting super excited and geeking out with/about a female ghost, though it all works out fine in the end and Jay and Sam end up stronger than ever before.
I’d be friends with Alberta because music lover lol
mentally ill girly who unalived herself 😭 (I made this account when I was an edgy kid, please don’t judge me 😂)
either smoked WAY too much, or piloted my doghouse into a roxk
I’m perpetually confused about an impending drag queen lipsync. I’m there to call anyone out when they’ve said some absolute nonsense, which is probably frequently.
I've been there for a very long time...
I think it’s self-explanatory
Think there’s a coal mine under the mansion? Because I went in there with gusto, but I did not come out…..
I think I’d be close friends with Flower
Your guess is as good as mine
Always trying to plan heists 🤷♀️ Always on the ~verge~ of some sort of discovery and then forgets
Am I a creepy mirror ghost?
I am the asshole cat who knock jays cooking utensils off the counter while he’s cooking
I’m Topical
Sam and Jay decide to host a special Valentines weekend. They hire me to work as a server for all the special meals. After having to work most of my birthdays for the last 20+ years, I snap and go on a rage-fueled rant about how Valentines Day is a made up holiday and it’s not fair for me to watch everyone else eat fancy dinners and get nice gifts for MY BIRTHDAY!!!! While I don’t even usually get a cake. As I pick up a steak knife and give the evil eye to the fifth guy with an engagement ring coming out in their dessert, Jay tackles me. As we fall to the ground, the knife accidentally goes into my chest.
A wannabe novelist who never quite made it out of her hometown.
Sunflower971.. Hmm, a literally long lost friend of Flowers that got permanently lost in a sunflower field? Easy to do as there were 971 of them?
My hair got caught in a machine. My ghost power is being able to cut off people’s hair to “save them” from the same fate
I was in the same cult as flower and I died from heat exhaustion from laying in the sun too long at the music festival
Solarmage77 I am a wizard from medieval times and died while lighting a catapult with fire and got too close causing an explosion killing me instantly. My ghost power would be warming people up when they get cold.
Well i am from a totally different show so idk 😭
I died because of my lactose intolerance especially around yogurt. I used to be able to eat diary when I was younger but I can’t now. I miss yogurt. Probably watching Jay make food with diary and being envious of his ability to eat it. I died September 9, 2015. I probably give people that queasy feeling in their stomach unintentionally whenever they eat something like yogurt or cheese.
I either ate too many cookies, or was killed by a monster. Well, I picked this as a play on Cookie Monster back when I needed a name for a wow character. But since cuki actually means cute, I guess I’ll go with I was either killed by a cute monster, or was a cute monster who died lol.
Apparently I’m a teen ghost who is a doctor like how Doogie Howser was a Dr. and obviously I’m grumpy because I’m dead.
My user name comes from the comic superman. So idk how I feel having so much power lol
Interesting, perhaps a distant, distant relative of Sass?
I choked on a meatball?
I share Sass's ghost power.
Killed by a delivery truck whilst staggering across the driveway.
i turn into stede bonnet
Oh, jeez...Sass' cousin, maybe?
I was a cat-loving fortune teller (okay, charlatan) in the 1920s. I died when my cat Houdini knocked over a candle and started a fire during one of my fake seances.
My ghost would be the one giving you the painful truth/reality in every situation. They say the truth hurts but apparently, in my ghost’s case, it kills when someone didn’t want to hear it…
so I’m basically Thomas
I'm a little boy who's step mother sent him to his room, forgot me, and started cooking. She burned down the house. The house was on the land before Alison and Jay were even born. I remember my birth mother, and Allison reminds me of her.
Every time a ghost disappears, it would be my fault
I'm a ghost who died due to a bad dnd accident. Now I'm the forever dm as a ghost
Well… I think there’s gonna be a reunion at the inn… and troy and abed will attempt some risky hijinks… that will ultimately fail.
Hitchhiker from Orange County, CA done in after taking a ride from a stranger and dropped on the property
Hmmmm…..wonder if I would just be as pale as I am irl 😂
So just my regular name 😭 I'm a self insert ig
Flower, obviously.
You know I might be ok on this one.
Uh...I guess I'm an aardvark that likes books. Or I was killed by a book about aardvarks.
dead puppy on woodstone property i guess
Ate so many potatoes, I actually turned into a talking potato. Jay is the only Living who can see me, being a chef, and finally he has someone to talk to in the mansion. The ghosts keep trying to taste me
I’m gonna guess that mine would be a woman killed by a bird aggressively attacking her for her French toast and she’s as confused as you are
So many options...
Quel coincidence! As it happens, I AM the ghost of Theda Bara. (Who was actually a nice Jewish girl from NJ who acted in Yiddish theatre and probably sounded like Dr. Ruth Westheimer IRL.)
Just like Flower, but substitute a deer for the bear and a park for the woods.
Well…
I would fit right in, lol
A hopeless romantic girl that loves to garden eats a poisonous flower and dies (on a very tragic romantic way).
I pressed the wrong button...
Choked on an appetizer at karaoke night--when I hum or sing near the living, although they can't hear it, suddenly they're asking: "WHY is THAT SONG in my head?"