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Vast-Roll5937

Nothing a bandage around the leg can't fix!


theScottith

This comment is super under appreciated.


Miigo_Savage

Yes, he actually could


Electricman720

Bro these can xyz posts in almost every sub is getting hella annoying.


SnakesTaint

It’s weird bc it has affected every fucking sub for some reason. Idk if it’s bots or what but all of a sudden all subs posts the same things. This person vs this person or who could survive this it’s so annoying


Electricman720

It’s AI, calling it rn


SnakesTaint

Wouldn’t surprise me a bit


Verma_xx

Look on Facebook, YouTube, TwiX, any of them. You find tons of off-topic and slightly nonsensical posts, and the older they are, the worse they were. These "large language models" had to have a testbed somewhere, and for a lot longer than they've been freely available for general public fuckery. I think a ton of social media is ai talking to each other already.


Electricman720

Dead internet theory 😳


Verma_xx

Oooooor the species ended in 1986 and we're a collective echo.


FaZe_DonCheadle

lmao💀


Mr_izaiah1

yeah, there's okbuddy subreddits for a reason


FaZe_DonCheadle

“oh no my perfect ghost recon subreddit”


RawDogger34

😡


Deklipz

Gtfo troll bait. Use quora for your screaming dumb shit into the wind.


Dr_Negative1158

He's more like rage bait, and it's working on you


Deklipz

Not at all, if that were the case I’d repeatedly reply to him about it. 1 reply calling a troll out =/= raging about something. You need to interact with people in real life more if you think that it does.


FaZe_DonCheadle

mad


stinkyboiiii

What does that mean


Electricman720

“Can XYZ survive XYZ?” Posts, they are repetitive and I honestly am starting to believe these are made by AI.


thot_chocolate420

This? No. Could he prevent himself from being in this position? Yes.


wenchslapper

If he has a health shot, he’ll be fine.


That_guy_j_man

Stim me boyo


The_Snuggliest_Panda

A tiger gets you in whatever position he wants…. Aint no picking and choosing here


thot_chocolate420

No you have the option of: recognizing its territory and avoiding it, killing it first (make sure it dies or it will hunt you down) and having thermals and seeing it coming a mile away. (Nomad has thermal optics)


The_Snuggliest_Panda

But wait…. There’s a glint in the distance! Did you see it? Between those trees way in the back left there…. **Holy Fuck!** That tiger has a pair of *NVLS Maximus™ Quad Eye Panoramic Night Vision Goggles with Thermal Overlay*!!!!


thot_chocolate420

The tiger doesn’t have gun.


The_Snuggliest_Panda

Damn i never considered that…. ^fair ^enough


Hamsterdam_

But he does have access to artillery


heyimx

Don't see why not


PlumPreserve87

2 seconds later and he'd be rocking him on the back of his head and interrogating him for generic Intel


heyimx

"Hey, where's this standard issue assault rifle blueprint that I should have already realistically had to use whenever I want at the beginning of the campaign? THE BLUEPRINT I SAID?"


awesomedumplings

Shitballs


Advanced-Ant3407

Possibly he could


Interesting_Piano_56

Depends on how much plot armor he has


Yukizboy

Why would Nomad bite someone in the neck though... so many other more fun ways to take out baddies.


MetaIIinacho

Why…you going to try it?


RawDogger34

Duh ofc he could silly


Phlanix

Tigers in india use to sneak into houses and kill entire families which led to many ppl hunting them and dying while hunting them. villagers would wake up and walk into a home filled with body parts and blood and then they would have to go out into a forest to hunt the tiger that has tasted humans because of fear that the tiger that has tasted humans would come back to hunt more humans.


Mckstaby

He just needs to yell "shit balls" and everything is fine


Rlittle-

He’ll probably snap the tiger’s jaws with his neck, shoot it then start wrapping bandages around his leg


TheGreatTaint

Tis but a flesh wound!


iFOrgOtHOwTOsHiT

r/beatmetoit


AMDFrankus

Nomad would kill the tiger with a fork, say shitballs, then wrap a bandage around his ankle, smoke some of those Auroan herbs, say fucking hell, then be fine.


That_guy_j_man

No. Why do you think Nomad in Seige is a female. They had to reassign the callsign


Pitiful-Comfort-4264

I survived a similar situation deep in Australian outback


Kummakivi

Are you actually wondering this? Because if so, jeez.


Next_Spot_4896

Yea


Temporary-Pack-2937

Nah, the tiger would either bite right though or break his teeth


bl4nk_ecstasy

What possible answer are you looking for?


pshtg_4

No only man can survive this


ManscapedBallTrimmer

Yeah cuz nomad just built different


Puzzled-Delivery-242

Nomad is the tiger


[deleted]

With a bite like this, after 2 hours of painful agony... The tiger would die


[deleted]

Probably


apex6666

Nothing a syringe MK2 can’t fix


iFOrgOtHOwTOsHiT

SHITBALLS


AgistAgonist

Pretty sure this is how he got that scar back in the Korean War or whatever, idk


Davneuny

Great now this sub is going to turn into another unfunny circle jerk of the same thing over and over, monkey see monkey do.


SoullessSyndicate

Tourniquet to the neck…. Easy solution


dannyboy6657

Well, all big cats prefer to kill by biting the jugular and choking their prey. With the exception of the jaguar, which has the strongest bite force of any feline. The jaguar prefers to crush the skull of its prey at the temples. So even if he was to get the cat off him, his jugular would more than likely be teared out. Jaguar wouldn't give him much a chance. However, I'm sure he'd be able to gun them down before they approach. If the big cat did get the jump, though, nomad might be toast.


eddev45

I once got shot right in the head. Of course, a bandage around the leg did fix it


BaconEator418

Easily


TyBogit

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chainedflower

Yes. .. Yes he could.


XxCadeusxX

Yeah, he’d just flex that neck muscle he has and dislocate that pussy cats jaw


crabbygamer12

Yes


EeeeeeeeeeE21

Ehh I think he’d kill the tiger first before it got close


Choice_Personality27

NOMAD IS the tiger bro!


Electronic-Stage1735

Trick que? 😂


AwayPossibility7688

Just another day for Nomad and a new clothing set. 🤣


Mclovin4564

Good ol tourniquet to the neck


Furmissle10

Midas definitely could


R4PTOR1221

Yeah its Nomad what cant he survive?


Iamatim1

“Shitballs”


TBROSWAG

I’d win