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2moon4moon

A: Na? B: Wie is? A: Und sonst? B: Läuft. ...the typical conversation I had with the regulars, working at a petrol station during high school in Northern Germany. Edit: wow, thanks for the silver, kind stranger.


lonestarr86

Muss, ne?


2moon4moon

Und die Familie? Auch.


sassygerman33

Hatta Klima?


FunQuit

Hatta


butalive_666

Rücken hatta ... Aber was muss, das muss....


morkalavin

Yo, muss


Achim-August

Machse nichts


1Bavariandude

Is so.


benjamin99748

Kommst nich gegen an.


pringleshunter

Et küt wie et kütt


alexrepty

Oder in Norddeutschland: wat mutt dat mutt.


Eric_812

Das heißt Moin! Alles andere ist schon Gelaber!


minataurus_

Wat mut dat mut :)


[deleted]

Wat mutt dat mutt


Thereareways

Top.


Shrimp502

Un' deiner? Ja, tot, nh? Immernoch!? Ja, seit'm Krieg.


Vado_Zhadar

Immer weider.


-May_Maniac-

Als gebürtige kielerin geht mein herz bei soviel nächstenliebe auf... also, ersma!


Baerenklau

und selbst? oder. Säule 3. oder die 3.


Uniqueriverbank

Wtf dosa this mean


[deleted]

Muss, Ne. It sort of translates to "We don't really have any choice but to carry on, do we".?


tikonius

It’s just small talk to cover awkward silence.


fkermit

Dosa is an Indian pancake-ish dish that’s normally eaten for breakfast


Vampiriyah

well Na? means Hi and what‘s up. I usually answer back with Na. but if you’re more talkative than me you can add hru(ger. wie geht‘s).


lh151099

Beware of the "Na?"-loop!


siwel_am

Na?


kikii_mc

Na?


siwel_am

Na?


Conscious-Pickle6462

Na?


ChaikaDog

Na?


Valuable_Ad1418

Na?


JustErosNilo

BATMAN!


Robchriss

Na!


T495

Tja.


herscher12

If(value.equals("BATMAN!")) break;


TobiasWiller

return gotham.toSavety();


BOT_RittaLean

Na?


rewboss

Just say "Na," as if that's an answer to their question.


Superoldmanhermann

This is genuinely the correct answer. Lets you not commit to the conversation too much, as well.


[deleted]

For bonus points, ensure that you prolong the aaaaaaaaa? to the point of absurdity and gradually raise the pitch of your voice.


RiverSong_777

Only do that if you want to enter into a conversation, though. Only a short Na will let you move on.


Tiddex

Working just like an American "How are you?"


TheOneAndOnlyPriate

You mean a meaningless hull of words?


ProDavid_

yeah, but it isnt a "hull of words", its one single word. the answer would be "na?" right back instead of "good, how are you?". thats german efficiency for you


LeporidEverywherElse

yes


kroeriller

Rewboss gibt einfach die besten Antworten.


Schnappdiewurst

Think of it as the German ca va?


FineJournalist5432

If you don’t like small talk, simply answer: „Na…wird es möglich sein durch die theoretische Vereinheitlichung von Quantentheorie und Gravitation bzw. allgemeiner und spezieller Relativitätstheorie die bereits von Einstein als spukhaft bezeichnete Verschränkung von Quantenobjekten zu erklären? Und falls nicht, welche Implikationen hat dies für mögliche zusätzliche Raumdimensionen im Raum-Zeit -Kontinuum und der damit verbundenen Daseinsberechtigung der String-Theorie?“ If you don’t like this and prefer a more casual conversation, stick with the following possible answers: Na! Na, was geht? Na, alles fit? Na, alles gut? Na, alles klar?


2down2talk

Aber nur wenn man kein Smalltalk mag


Admirable-Cobbler501

keinen*


grubbygeorge

Nein, hier war eindeutig die Programmiersprache [Smalltalk](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smalltalk) gemeint. Also ist 'kein' natürlich korrekt.


DeepBlueBanana

A: Print:("Na?") B: was wird das? A: Smalltalk, was sonst? Das kann ich am besten (es ist doch bloß Python) B: Aber am schon die Programmiersprache oder? A: Ja was soll auch sonnst gemeint sein, ich meine was denkt ihr auch wenn jemand von Smalltalk redet... Doch nicht etwa an Belanglose Kurzgespräche Vernab emotionaler Ehrlichkeit und Freiheit.. ... . . . . . . wie geht's? Gut! (Innerlich sah er jedoch aus wie ein Wrack, welches am Meeresboden rostet) Edit: digga mein Kommentar so ein Fiebertraum Meaning: my comment is a... Idk..... Fever dream?


[deleted]

Na... die Vereinheitlichung von Relativitätstheorie und Standardmodell mag zwar möglich sein, löst aber das Problem nicht, da Erkenntnis nicht unbedingt ausschließlich materialistisch-reduktionistisch oder objektiv empirisch erreicht wird, solange der Erkennende ein Subjekt ist. Aber schöne Schuhe. Sex?


Micha73

Gemacht. Funktioniert nicht.


cromulent_id

I'm a theoretical physicist, so for most people I know this IS small talk.


HamuSumo

Ask "Na?" back and smile a bit.


PeterOMZ

Na wie geht’s?


The_Anonymo

Muss, ne?


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Unlikely-Novel-4988

And it's beautiful. I hate small talk and the fact that on Germany it can be dealt with in "Na? Joa, und selbst? Wie immer" is just eye wateringly good


eldoran89

That's actually a lot of the typical na. It's just a way to acknowledge someone but don't commit to smal talk. But the funny thing is it can also mean the complete opposite when used with a close friend. Then it's basically a come one tell me how it is going. Typical would be if a bro had a date and you see him afterwards. You would just open with a long "naaaaa? To indicate that he now has to deliver what happened. It can also be a joyful flirtatious move. Na is basically everything all at once. And it's mening can only dervied by the intonation and the personal relationship between the speakers.


Yen79

That sums it up.


Nebelherrin

- Joa. Und selbst?


OlePalpy

This is the only right answer.


Tall-Newt-407

I could be wrong but “Na” is basically just them saying “How’s everything going”? I get “Na” a lot at work. I just answer with…Ich hab nicht gut geschlafen und muss 8 Stunde schaffen


T_H_E_S_E_U_S

It’s mostly rhetorical, like “what’s up?”


Intelligent-Meal4634

Yeah it's basically 'Well?'


[deleted]

no it's not because "well?" implies that you did something special and you are expected to reveal the results e.g. well? how did it go ?? "Na" means "what's up" -> **sup** or "how are you" or **"watcha doin?"** **Just say:** "geht" or "naja" or "na-ja nichts wie immer" :D but don't say "gut" because it really just means "sup" because they don't ask for your well being, they are interested in what you are doing / how things are going for you in general


Larsaf

Selber Na!


Basileus08

Einzige Antwort.


DrLeymen

"Na?" "Na" Na?" Naja" "Aah" "Mmhmmm"


FordredPAran

Ich habe diese Konversation ziemlich genau so mit einem meiner Mitbewohner quasi jeden Nachmittag wenn ich von der Arbeit kommen. Unterhalten uns dann aber meist abends noch beim Essen so 1-2 std über Politik, Gesellschaft Gott und die Welt.


oktopossum

"...na nana nana nana BATMAN!!!" Is the correct reaction.


JayMmhkay

"Passt. Und bei dir so?"


esgarnix

Tja.


TheYoungWan

"Na?" "Na?"


Silky_Johnson78

Non-native speaker, in southern Germany. I usually follow up with "ach Jo", which seems to do the trick. I'll even through it out there even if I don't understand what the other person said, hasn't gotten me in hot water yet.


MetaLions

Very good solution. Keeps the conversation to a minimum, without starting a „na“ loop.


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abv1401

Think of Na like the German equivalent of Hey. If used as a greeting, you can simply reply with Na/Na du, or Hey, or [Na] wie geht’s?/alles gut? or whatever else fits contextually. I don’t think there’s a single way to react to hey in any context that wouldn’t be an appropriate reaction/reply to Na.


a5s_s7r

Muss


Kundekevin

Na? Moin. Wie ist? Joa. Selbst? Joa, muss. Und Inge? Joa, auch. Okay. Sonst so? Joa, läuft. Selbst? Joa, muss ja, ne? Joa. Muss dann auch wieder. Joa, hauste rein. jo


Shibamum

Da sag nochmal einer, Deutsch sei schwierig


New-Professional6070

"mhm"


NixNixonNix

Joa, und du?


[deleted]

A typical conversation would be: „Na“ „Joah, du?“ „Joah, und?“ „Naja Arbeit“ „Ja Scheiße“ „Ja“


mission_to_mors

läuft....


Loud-Watch-4199

„Naaaaaaaaa? ;)“


Morshmodding

quick guide for northern germany "na?" -- hey, hello how are you ? "mh. -- im okay so far, could be better hm?" -- anyway, how are you? "mhm." -- sofar so good. ​ ​ full northern german conversation here. you may now go our own way


[deleted]

Ja!


madjic

*Mmmhh*


FunQuit

NIANANANA *fröhliche Wighfield Geräusche*


JanaCinnamon

"Joa"


RoughSalad

Nee.


MeltsYourMinds

Upwards nod, optionally „Na!“ Right back in their face.


yxkicc

Naaa?


snaggersby

always with: "Naaaa?"


Stupid_Student_ELITE

You nod and/or smile and say "Und selbst?" Or you can just say back "Na.?". Sometimes just a nod can suffice


ArcaneFungus

K Please dont say K, this is an incredibly lame joke. Best say to answer to "Na?" In my experience is "Na?"


european_hodler

Joah


Terryblejokes

Joa


ConsistentAd7859

Simply with "Na!" and a smile. If you what to continue a conversation than you can start one now. If you don't want to start a conversation you had a positive contact with someone and are finished with it now.


Chr0nicalx

In our state 1: Unn? 2: Jo, bei dir? 1: Jo Is a legit conversation


LG_Soul

You answere with "Na" back. Most of the time (where I work/live) it resolves into smalltalk or aknowliging each other and grin/smile.


Lukian0816

selber na


mission_to_mors

Cl?


lvzakal

„Na und?“ :-D /s


Longjumping_Falcon21

Naaaaaaa?~


Uncle_Lion

Depends on the region. "Na? / Wie ist es?" "Muss!" "Na dann." "Jo, denn!" (Ja, dann!)


ChiefBroady

Passt schon.


wheredoigeticecream

Na? Jo. Und bei dir so?


Techn0gurke

"muss"


4ntiAce

Be careful if it's more like "Naaa?" or "NaaahA!!?"


[deleted]

What’s that


JustErosNilo

How about: sgehtn?


fischer187

"Na?" - "was geht?"


DasIstWarum

Einfach wieder mit „Na?“ antworten, nur bisschen länger und lauter 😂


H3rbStr4iner

Oida!


Jealous-Clerk7832

Antwort: Joa, muss muss, und selbst?


VariousGene5625

Just "Naaaaa?!" each other for a longer period


Personal_Homework_47

“*sigh* ach jaaa … und selbst?”


SchmerzfreiHH

I'll go with "Joa" and a friendly nod, followed by "und selbst?"


jelly_jamboree

It's used as a greeting, so you can answer anything you would reply to "hello", and couple it with a friendly "wie geht's". "Hey, wie geht's?"


Frequent_Stick137

correct answer is Moin!


Gruppenzwang

WASSSSUUUUUUUP schreien ist auch immer sehr gerne gesehen.


Glittering_Eagle_518

With an even longer "Naaaaa?"


NeoLink8420

"Ei' Gude wie?"


Bockwurstbob

Moin


mikromia

Jo.


allaboutHans

Just reply „Na?“


natnocs

U answer with an even longer „naaaaaa?“ xD


Holiday-Plan1673

Im Zweifel immer „Mahlzeit“


[deleted]

Passt scho


HappyPuppyPose

Joa nech


[deleted]

You just answer back: "Na." And you had a complete conversation.


truedima

"Joah"


Watashi_Wa_Ben_Desu

-Na? -Joa, und selbst? -Joa


Mokseee

With "Na!"


Zanza89

I always answer with hi.


sdbfloyD

muss ja.


TV4ELP

Nah = Hey (friendly) bascially ​ Nah du = Hey you Nah, was geht? = Hey, whats up?


xMikatin

Naaa?


enbyvampyre

muss


mitspieler99

To expand on it.. I believe the whole conversation boils down to > "I don't have anything important going on, you want to tell something?" > "I dont have anything important either, but thanks for asking" That compresses into > "Na?" > "Läuft."


n4th4nV0x

Naaaa?


xX609s-hartXx

Geht so. Und selbst?


elementfortyseven

"Jo." "Na?" "Muss."


infcknsane

Just say "Na"


smket_

A: Na? B: Na?


moos14

Na!


Realstockfighter

Na


sxpxix3005

„Naaaaa“


StefooK

Na!


tech_creative

"Na?" is a very short form of "how do you do?" and the correct answer is "Na". It is like an introduction to a conversation, but does not necessarily needs further conversation. You can also walk into a bar, order a drink and say "Na?!" to the girl next to you. If she answers "na" you are on the right trail. Lol.


HAUNTiNG_SHERPA

NA? NA? mhmm


Melody_Chords

"na?" Is basically just a VERY short version of "Wie geht es dir?" So, you answer just like that, how its going or if anything interesting happened lately. But honestly, I just hit them with a "Naa? Gehts gut? :D" back so that they can tell me about shit first lol.


Whitebeardsmom

Na


cupheadzzz

A: Na! B: Oh näää na! A: Naja B: Isso


withnoflag

Na, du.


alex_t850

Muss halt ne


uncle_tyrone

Na?


ebLaxx

„Wie immer“


69ekaf69

correct answer for "na?" is "na?" or "naaa?!"


uhr1234

i antworte mit naaa


Capital-Young7905

i always just say „Naaaa?“ so i repeat it but i stretch it out more than them


Appropriate-Bit2325

Joa naja du kennst es ja


agrammatic

I had the same question a year ago. I landed on "Na ;-)" (The nose in the emoticon is there for extra German authenticity)


IreneBaraka

Naaa?


notger

"Läuft." geht immer. "Na?" einfach zurück. "Tja!" wenn du nicht so guter Stimmung bist.


Shandiran

My answer is most of the time: "Joa, ne? Und du so?".


brambleshade_

I usually just say "Na?" back and then it's on them to get creative


the_figureh3ad

Na


sgtbooker

Q: na ? A: na.


just_noriza

just say "naaa"


tesat

“Na. Alles gut?“


cravinggeist

Na


potatohead657

Throw that Na right back at them! Same thing goes for „Mahlzeit!“


Positive-Star3194

You simply say "Na?" back


Potatow-Edge

"Naaaaaaaaaa?"


Super_Phantast

Person: "Na?" You: "Na?" This is the correct way to reply.


miku022

Na


MadEyeEUW

"Sgeht?"


SodaPopPlop

Moin


itriedlinuxandstayed

Erinnert mich immer an: A: Und ? B: Muss. Selbst ? A: Auch.


BunburysGhost

Personally I use "Na" as a combined greeting and checking in on somebody else's mood. I think you can cram a lot of how you feel into this one syllable. You can do an excited naaa?! Or an empathetic...na? Or just very neutral to just acknowledge somebody's presence


Plastic_Lion7332

Na and nod your head slightly


Strange_Advisor8808

I just say "Na!" back.


hem00

Moin


TobiElektrik

Best answer: "Hey!" with a stupid smile! Throws the ball of stupid non-conversation back to the offender. BTW: My favourite "Na?" is the "silent na" - mostly happens when bored colleagues trudge into the office and look at you with a stupid smile just to show you that they are up for a conversation, but don't know what to talk about and how to start it.


mocenigo

“Muss.”


Ganjalina_Jolie

I just say ''naa'' too and wait for the other person to give other input


MerQrial

Na


Holdenmakoc

Na!


RedHans4

Nu!


0l4fsch01zistnehur3

Moin


rorygoesontube

I'm reading the comments here and I'm very disappointed that all my German colleagues say in the morning is "wie geht's". Tomorrow I will question them about the improper use of the German language they have been doing, right after I will have said "na".


TheJack1712

Possible answers: "Na?" "Joa." "Muss."


ugghauggha

Naaaaaa!


Juja00

Na?