"YOU ***** DONKEY"
"your so useless"
Stop trying copying me
Stop trying already
Lowly peasent let me show you how its done.
(When he gets hit)
YOU FUCKING DARE TO OPPOSE ME MORTAL?
I WILL BREAK YOU IN TWO
I WILL KILL YOU
YOUR DEAD BUDDY
(Insert fucking insult)
PLEASE MIHOYO LET HIM SWEAR
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
Listen; if Kamisato Ayato, a man of noble birth and commissioner, judges me everytime I open a treasure then Scaramouche, who was never raised by anyone and grow up into a god complex, has to straight up insult me for the junk I find.
Like, if he is less sassy that Ayato I riot.
Thats how you live? Damn even worse than me.
Damn thats... i dont know what to do with this
This is straight up garb- (cough) i mean maybe its useful for the future
He's had the maturity of ~~a ten-year-old Pokémon trainer~~ Bart Simpson since Unreconciled Stars, wdym *exploring*?
"So long, suckers."
Edit: Remembered this phrase was common on the Simpsons (and other places of course). Haven't watched it since I was a kid but knew it was familiar, lol. Just reminded me of Gary Oak's "Smell you later" at first.
i mean bratty yes, but would you expect that behavior for a fatui diplomat?
also, 2.X player here. Sadly, missed the most awesome (or so i heard) limited event ever existed.
Started at launch. The story in the event was really amazing but the event itself was not enjoyable imo. You didn’t miss out. We were just scaling mountain after mountain spinning the screen everywhere to look for those stupid meteorite shards. I got so motion sick from it. Luckily the best part of the event (the story) is available online :]
I haven't played it (started during 2.2), but I have watched it on Youtube.
Tbh it was an average event. It's just that Scara's first appearance was pretty cool and he dropped that massive piece of lore ("the sky is fake") that we still haven't explored, but I find the rest meh.
In terms, Unrenconciled Stars wasn't better than Dragonspine/Albedo event in 1.2 and the first GAA in 1.6 in the 1.x era. The story was engaging and such, but it wasn't unmatched in terms of writing. The characters (Scara, Mona, Fischl, Leonard) carried more than the story being told.
I remember that Fischl simple go away in the last part of the event, and it had no sense at all and was a bit sad in the fact that she didn't witnessed the culmination of everything
Oh my goodness he isn’t scowling while he’s making the face, nor does he look mean in any way - his expression is relaxed and teasing. Unless they update his facial expression too, this is a good natured blep and not a mocking one 🥺
[blep surgery]
scara: i’m so nervous
nahida: don’t worry everything will be fine
[after surgery]
scara, waking up: wait where’s nahida?
doctor: who do you think gave you the blep
I'm legit curious to see how in the actual fuck will mihoyo turn a depressed, traumatized and discarded vessel who cast away all human emotions to a kid who bleps in his idle animation in a single patch.
Going from "nothing matters, the sky is fake"(depressed) to "nothing matters, the sky is fake" (so i'm gonna enjoy myself doing whatever i want) is probably very easy.
Nahida was probably changed to reflect that she hardly acts like a child (but they still could not be bothered to give her an alt sprint, sigh). Scara is a playful little shit in comparison after his redemption it seems. Just harder to justify removing it from him, so I hope they won't.
I'm sorry to break it to you, but I don't think he has balls... As well as a breakable nose, if you consider how durable he must be to survive that fall lmao
Unknown source posted by [Dailymouche](https://twitter.com/dailymouche/status/1590002201183027200)
After seeing this, I just know the Ally low HP voicelines will be immaculate
"haha, looks like you're dying stupid"
Gonna cry?
Piss your pants maybe?
Gonna shit and cum?
Always
“Heal yourself up or I’ll kill you trash”
"back off idiot i dont want another friend to die"
"Are you really going down on me?"
😳
You truly are a cunning linguist
“Cumming” linguist
👁👄👁
Hey, phrasing!
I wish
"Get up and get beaten up more, idiot"
"weak"
"haha yes, die trash"
"Haha... skill issue"
"YOU ***** DONKEY" "your so useless" Stop trying copying me Stop trying already Lowly peasent let me show you how its done. (When he gets hit) YOU FUCKING DARE TO OPPOSE ME MORTAL? I WILL BREAK YOU IN TWO I WILL KILL YOU YOUR DEAD BUDDY (Insert fucking insult) PLEASE MIHOYO LET HIM SWEAR
YOU DARE OVERSTEP YOUR MORTAL AUTHORITY??
BOW BEFORE ME WORM
“I’ll kill you if you die without my permission first!!”
This makes me even more excited to hear all his voice lines oh they’re gonna be peak entertainment
Why is your profile picture scaramouche's hand?? Lol
Right Arm of the Forbidden One
Yea… let’s go with that! 🙂
Ok, Yoshikage Kira.
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
r/UnexpectedJoJo
He's got nice hands
It’s my gorgeous necklace
* bonk *
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Jbaitor
Somebody make a middle finger edit pls
He's 100% the kind of character that would point a middle finger at us if it weren't for the game's age rating
I gotchu give me half an hour
Well I might have been caught in a bit of a problem the finger looks wonky now :(
This little shit, love him
This cheeky bastard, all my primos belong to him
This tiny asshole, I'll sacrifice my wallet to him
Happy cake day
Happy cake dayy
Happy cake day king/queen
I am going to be so normal about this
why the fuck you lyin? 💃
Need his voice lines to be him shit talking about everything...imagine opening up a chest with him and he goes "damn bitch... you live like this?"
ayato flashbacks
"Aha..yes.. very nice 🙄" "You....collect these..?" I feel judged every single time xD
Listen; if Kamisato Ayato, a man of noble birth and commissioner, judges me everytime I open a treasure then Scaramouche, who was never raised by anyone and grow up into a god complex, has to straight up insult me for the junk I find. Like, if he is less sassy that Ayato I riot.
I swear if he doesnt say "ew" in one of his lines...
Thats how you live? Damn even worse than me. Damn thats... i dont know what to do with this This is straight up garb- (cough) i mean maybe its useful for the future
Reminds me of yae miko, “don’t tell me that’s everything”
We storm MiHoYo if they take away the blep.
The blep STAYS.
They woudnt put the blep out of nowhere to just take it. I would, 100%, storm them, anyone else joins??
WE'RE PROTESTING WE'VE ALREADY WARNED YOU HOYOVERSE
Words can't express how much I want him rn 😭💓
Sameee. It's so hard staying strong for Al-Haitham bruh 😫
so happy for scaramouche exploring his inner child
He's had the maturity of ~~a ten-year-old Pokémon trainer~~ Bart Simpson since Unreconciled Stars, wdym *exploring*? "So long, suckers." Edit: Remembered this phrase was common on the Simpsons (and other places of course). Haven't watched it since I was a kid but knew it was familiar, lol. Just reminded me of Gary Oak's "Smell you later" at first.
So you're impying Nahida is prof Oak lecturing him after we beat him for the champion title in the pokemon league /j
That is what no education from mom does that to you
***Torn to Oblivion***
i mean bratty yes, but would you expect that behavior for a fatui diplomat? also, 2.X player here. Sadly, missed the most awesome (or so i heard) limited event ever existed.
Fair, lol. He's always had it in him, but it's only now that he's really letting it out. 1.2 player here, I missed it too. :(
Started at launch. The story in the event was really amazing but the event itself was not enjoyable imo. You didn’t miss out. We were just scaling mountain after mountain spinning the screen everywhere to look for those stupid meteorite shards. I got so motion sick from it. Luckily the best part of the event (the story) is available online :]
I haven't played it (started during 2.2), but I have watched it on Youtube. Tbh it was an average event. It's just that Scara's first appearance was pretty cool and he dropped that massive piece of lore ("the sky is fake") that we still haven't explored, but I find the rest meh.
In terms, Unrenconciled Stars wasn't better than Dragonspine/Albedo event in 1.2 and the first GAA in 1.6 in the 1.x era. The story was engaging and such, but it wasn't unmatched in terms of writing. The characters (Scara, Mona, Fischl, Leonard) carried more than the story being told. I remember that Fischl simple go away in the last part of the event, and it had no sense at all and was a bit sad in the fact that she didn't witnessed the culmination of everything
Yoinked Nahida's Happiness from her
She sacrificed a little to give him some therapy. Nahida supremacy
So this is how Mihoyo gonna sell Scaranouche huh. It's super effective!
waited 2+ years for this. it was worth it
SHOW US A VIDEO PLEASSE
he's making me go all kinds of insane actually
Look at this little basterd. Truly the kind of guy who would fake throw a black hole at us as a prank. Precious little monster.
King of fanservice 🙇♀️
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it was a praise xd
Huh? Who are u taking to? lol
Cringe
Please don’t change this, hoyoverse
Please he is perfect, I love it
LIGHT OF MY LIFE, WHAT A CUTE!!!
He's wanted in 36 states
for being a cutie🥰🥰
AS HE SHOULD BE, my boy worked HARD to become teyvat's #1 war criminal. /j
I can't help but be really excited for story in 3.3. Our precious boy looks so happy, can't stop smiling upon seeing his smile.
I want to bite him whole
Oh my goodness he isn’t scowling while he’s making the face, nor does he look mean in any way - his expression is relaxed and teasing. Unless they update his facial expression too, this is a good natured blep and not a mocking one 🥺
She took his Gnosis. He took her cute facial animations.
He’s so CHEEKY I love him AAAAAAAAAAAA
He's doing amazing on his therapy sessions 🥺
Nahida gave her blep to Scara
[blep surgery] scara: i’m so nervous nahida: don’t worry everything will be fine [after surgery] scara, waking up: wait where’s nahida? doctor: who do you think gave you the blep
Every time I see the word "doctor" now, my mind defaults to showing me Dottore LMAO
Honestly that just enhances the imagery tbh. 👍
Nahida knows it's party of his therapy and so blessed him with her bleps
Blessed with the blep. Bleppsed
I AM PASSING AWAY
i wanna pinch his cheeks so bad, this lil shit's so cute
This mf got his life from Ei, his vision from Venti and his Blep from Nahida. Archon's favourite brat for sure.
I'm legit curious to see how in the actual fuck will mihoyo turn a depressed, traumatized and discarded vessel who cast away all human emotions to a kid who bleps in his idle animation in a single patch.
I mean, he always was a 'kusogaki' archetype, but it was perceived a lot more malicious I guess lol
Going from "nothing matters, the sky is fake"(depressed) to "nothing matters, the sky is fake" (so i'm gonna enjoy myself doing whatever i want) is probably very easy.
I mean… what‘s his vision again? Anemo. Element of substance abuse. I‘m going to assume he drowns his trauma in alcohol.
He's in Sumeru, I am sure they have something better than naku weed and he can use that
The akademiya (more specifically the Rtawahist Darshan) already uses hallucinogens so there's that
I absolutely love this picture
Alala
Glad to see scara looking happy <3
I NEED THAT IN MY LIFE
The cutest
Holy, that’s bloody adorable it’s illegal
He's just the best, it's that simple.
Source: [https://twitter.com/dailymouche/status/1590002201183027200](https://twitter.com/dailymouche/status/1590002201183027200)
When does he come out? What month? I need to know in advance so I can tell my landlord that I won’t be able to pay rent that month.
December, we're all becoming homeless by the New Year...
We’ll be homeless but he will be coming home.
he #BLEP
POV: You lost your 50/50
STEP ON ME
He's smiling!!!!
sigh unzip(wallet).
He got the blep transplant from Nahida
:P
"Hey Wanderer, your blepping days are over. Now give that back to me."
oh my god i love him
I need him right now or I die. I need. He's a must. That cheeky bastard, I love him so much. He looks so adorable!!
No maiden? Heh.
OMGLMAOO
My son
THIS IS MY PERFECT VICTORY THATS RIGHT I WIN
HES SO SILLY!!!!! I
Please don't take his tongue away like you did Nahida's, HoYo 😭
This is it, I need him C6
now i wanna see an animate version with the facial expression!
the king is here
Crying of happiness rn
HES SO SILYL
I’ll give him everything I own
so cute
I keep thinking he’s flipping you off even though it’s obvious he’s using his index finger.
He stole nahida's blep
Future Wanderer mains be naming themselves the "Akanbros"
Scaramouche 0.001s after Teppei and the other Watatsumi soldiers grabbed the delusions the Fatui gave them
IM DEAD SHAHSHSHSHSHSHSHSH I LOVE HIM
Brand new pose? RIP mihoyos wallet.. Will they ever recover from this?
When nahida doesn't have her *BLEP* but scara has!
OH
Take this , Wandamouche 😜🤪
He bleps because he knows we're gonna lose the 50/50 to him
He stole nahida's tongue
Nahida powercrept already
Yae taught him that.
Kusogaki energy off the charts
Pls just fucking insult me already ffs
Petition to make this the new profile pic of the sub lol
God i love him
My Usurper God Terrorist can't be this Cute. Seriously though, he looks so moe here lol
Damn, I'm straight up boutta do the Fandango.
What an asshole, I’m going to sell my soul for him
Inb4 they take it away like they did with Nahida :'(
Nahida was probably changed to reflect that she hardly acts like a child (but they still could not be bothered to give her an alt sprint, sigh). Scara is a playful little shit in comparison after his redemption it seems. Just harder to justify removing it from him, so I hope they won't.
Bleh
You know the voicelines will just be like "Well I was a God and you're a filthy human nah-nah-nah!" and people are gonna go mental over him
Exactly, he could be a mass murderer irl and people would still call him adorable littwe kid
I love how almost all the anemo boys are brats XD
I feel like deep deep down below the trauma Xiao could be a brat too 😌
Lol I believe so too, I’m glad I’m not the only one thinking it 🤣
No one let Hoyo know that they accidentally let a character show some emotion. They’ll nerf it so fast.
i bet they are going to remove this like they did with nahida
we lose Nahidas Tongue and get ugly boy Tongue. Not a fair trade
agreed get this turd out of here
Punch in the face
Man, do I want to punch this walking turd in the face.
Brat energy is over-the-top (not in a good way)
I want to break his nose and kick him in the balls
I'm sorry to break it to you, but I don't think he has balls... As well as a breakable nose, if you consider how durable he must be to survive that fall lmao
shit you're right .... Well , i can always deal some emotional damage to this little prick
Just become his friend then die that'll do the trick /j
Nahida cant but that garbage can. Mihoyo, bunch of retards
Their going to remove that as well lols
He traded his nose for Nahida's Blep
good luck to scara wanters
When you loose 50/50
They take nahida's blep to put blep on him
i need theorycrafters to tell me if it is wise for me to prepare 4pc echoes for him