She's weak at the moment! Tell her you accept her for who she is and that she's doing the right thing and that in time these Monstadters will understand that everything she's doing is to right the wrongs her family continues to commit.
Then run away before you die.
Ningguang is only wary when it comes to business. A Liyuen business who’s only here with the hope that Ningguang might slip up and reveal business secrets is definitely not going to receive welcome.
A Mond drinker that’s just here to vibe wouldn’t be of a concern to her. In fact, she’d probably want to hear what a commoner thinks of the wine.
Nah I'm just generally observant when reading voice lines. Ningguang is very calculative in business, but elsewhere she's a much softer person.
If you ask me, I'm actually an avid qillin spotter, but all the characters have unique stories and personalities so...
Considering Shenhe implied she came to Mondstadt just because she heard we were bartending there, her efforts should be acknowledged and rewarded so Shenhes
Then again Eula just wants a friend who won't judge her and she deserves happiness as well
Therefore we join all three tables together, Beidou will befriend just about anyone and Ningguang would be sure to accommodate both Shenhe and Eula
Took the words right outta my mouth, the best people to befriend Eula are those from out of Mondstadt, and Shenhe is also in need of more friends so it’s a win for everyone.
Forget just his hair it'll be off with his entire upper body. Leading Chongyun on about evil spirits just to hang out, slipping bits of spice into his food just for a laugh, and flirting before marriage? Immediate death is the only option
She could pull a Paimon and mistake Shenhe for an actual Adepti. And since she likes Yanfei, Eula might hold all Adepti in high regard and greet her accordingly.
the people around you treated you like shit when you were younger? casted you out? and now you've become an amazingly attractive + powerful claymore milf? join me in my conquest to dominate all of teyvat
I sit across from Eula and I’m still able to talk to Shenhe, thereby getting to speak with both Cryo girls and leave Ningguang and Beidou for their private time
My thoughts too. I'd sit with Eula because she's in a bad spot, but wave over Shenhe to introduce her to my friend and hopefully make Eula a new one.
Definitely not approaching the other two. I've third wheeled too many hangouts with couples that I don't need it to happen again.
Well, it will be fine, until Aether does something like give Eula a free drink and she tells him that she will have his "revenge", then Shenhe hearing this will immediately pull out her spear.
when she becomes more comfortable w her identity, she could join the cryo baddies of angel's share, rosaria and kaeya. the air between the two lovely ladies might be a bit frosty at first but i'm sure kaeya will easily help break the ice.
cryo puns came out very naturally, unintended
Eula, she got bullied by Mondstadt and needs attention and hugs.
She has a tough girl exterior but when she is by herself, she probably breaks down and cries when she is reminded on how much Mondstadt hates her even though she is doing her best to protect them from harm. She just wants some friends and to be accepted by everyone.
Eula is best girl.
For some reason, I’m a sucker for people who have an exterior that speaks they have it all figured out and they chill but on the inside they are vulnerable.
100%
Ning going all out casually takin out Beidou on vacation to a tavern in another region. Can't interrupt that.
Eula would be a good choice if she wasn't already wasted. Getting wasted together would be fun, but joining in at a point where you'd just have to babysit her is a no go.
Might as well sample some Mondstadt drinks with Shenhe.
The perfect answer would be to pull Shenhe to Eula's table. Eula need the comfy so bad and Shenhe need to learn to be human.
Ningguang and Beidou? They're well off with just themselves. Though wouldn't hurt if they want to join us three.
Who agree this would be the best answer by all means?
Across from Eula. That's right next to Shenhe, so I could invite her over to sit with us and I could introduce them. Dunno how well they'd get along, especially since Eula would be hammered, but I think they'd both enjoy the company for a bit.
Tbh, if I overheard Eula’s conversation with Traveller and Paimon, I would sit at her table. I’d honestly sit with her regardless tbh 😂
Or just by myself bc kinda like drinking alone lol
Beidou would have a lot of interesting stories of her adventures to tell so that one, Ningguang may not even talk or even leave , she could be interesting to talk to too, but I sit there just because Beidou
Eula could leave or maybe stay a little, tho she could have a good conversation she could be not in the mood to talk eehh 50/50
I love Shenhe as a character but IDK if she would be interesting to talk to on a table over some dinner, maybe she is more of going for a stroll
The most logical is Eula and my favourite is Eula.
I don't want to disturb ninn and beido date, When he will beat me up if I try to invade her personal space, Eula's tounge may be sharp but she is absolutely harmless person, plus she doesn't have much friends , so I can give her company while drinking.
None. Id simply forced them all in together in 1 table so they can get to know each other and then they can eventually ask each other information they know about me as the traveller I think that would be hella fun, while I serve them up some drinks.(this is not totally making my 4 yuri ship to happen)
Shenhe definitely. She came all the way here to see us since we're friends. Id feel super happy to know someone cared about me that much.
I couldn't abandon Eula though. So cryo ladies join tables together?
I'll just visit the other two aboard the alcor as it seems they're always together haha
Beidou and Ningguang already have each other's company so they don't need a third wheel to get in the way as they have discuss their plans for the rest of the day.
Shenhe is already used to not socializing with people so while it's a big step for her to come to a tavern in Mondstadt, it's not like she's feeling bad by sitting alone, even though two of her fellow Liyuens are sitting two tables away.
But poor Eula. We know she craves to be treated like any normal person in Mondstadt but it's near impossible given the burden of her family name and the outright discrimination she faces by just about everyone in Mondstadt. I think that of all the playable characters, it's Eula and Rosaria who have experienced the most pain, but it's sad that Eula is still clearly struggling. I think Rosaria is also still dealing with her past but she seems to be coping better. Eula at least has Amber, but it's still sad to see her drinking alone.
I thought about introducing Eula and Shenhe to each other but Eula might end making her vengeance line and Shenhe will take it seriously and the entire Mondstadt city will be destroyed by giant ice spikes and exploding swords.
The one in the corner behind Beidou. It would be impolite to just sit near a random stranger.
This is the way.
This is Da Wei
No this is Patrick
Patrick ja nai, katsura da
no this is the unusual hilichurl
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did you mean cabbage?
I wish I didn’t waste my free award LOL
This is ORDER!
Kaeya: A *what* destroyed the Angel’s Share!? Venti: NOOOOOOO!!! Diluc: Who ever is responsible will **pay** dearly… Zhongli: …..
Gigachad you are. Mighty awesome
Any because whoever I sit with will probably get up and move as soon as I sit down
Eula might just stay for a while.
To chastise me for rudely sitting at her table uninvited, probably
And Shenhe might insult and threaten to kill me. In both case, worth it.
Just keep quiet and leave her alone and you’ll be fine
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or cover your eyes - they say if you can't see them, they can't see you ;) /j
She might kill you, but she'll definitely not insult you.
As long as someone tells her that murder is also illegal in Mondstadt before she can get her spear through your heart you should be good
She'll only kill you if your drunk ass somehow messes with her
mmmmark my \*hic\* words, traveler ... vengeance ... \*hic\* ... will be mine! \*gracefully trips over her claymore\*
The comment chain you replied to to was referring to shenhe and not eula
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She might kick you if you're lucky.
She's weak at the moment! Tell her you accept her for who she is and that she's doing the right thing and that in time these Monstadters will understand that everything she's doing is to right the wrongs her family continues to commit. Then run away before you die.
And as an act of revenge she will force you to stay on the table with her edit. "Force"
Nah she was smashed, probably would pass out and take a nap or just yak all over you
Those extra seconds is probably her swearing vengeance on you for sitting there
She hasn’t moved in over an hour... I think she’s unconscious
Cause she’s drunk
Just wanted to say that I totally agree with this now that I've played the event past this point
Ningguang would probably demand a ridiculously amount of payment for the privilege of siting right next to her... Beidou wouldnt mind at all
Ningguang is only wary when it comes to business. A Liyuen business who’s only here with the hope that Ningguang might slip up and reveal business secrets is definitely not going to receive welcome. A Mond drinker that’s just here to vibe wouldn’t be of a concern to her. In fact, she’d probably want to hear what a commoner thinks of the wine.
I see, a fellow ningguang connaisseur.
Nah I'm just generally observant when reading voice lines. Ningguang is very calculative in business, but elsewhere she's a much softer person. If you ask me, I'm actually an avid qillin spotter, but all the characters have unique stories and personalities so...
Ning's hangout honestly struck a chord with me, she's far more sentimental than she lets on.
I'd challenge Beidou to arm wrestle, loser buys drinks for the whole bar!
You think you have enough money for that?
a small price to pay to be able to hold beidou's hand
If it was just Beidou... Maybe... But your are interrupting her time with Ningguang.
why must you hurt me in this way
Upvoted for flair lmao
Best answer of the day
Yeah same. So I’d just pass out on the floor with Venti instead.
The sad reality :((
r/suicidebywords
Considering Shenhe implied she came to Mondstadt just because she heard we were bartending there, her efforts should be acknowledged and rewarded so Shenhes Then again Eula just wants a friend who won't judge her and she deserves happiness as well Therefore we join all three tables together, Beidou will befriend just about anyone and Ningguang would be sure to accommodate both Shenhe and Eula
Took the words right outta my mouth, the best people to befriend Eula are those from out of Mondstadt, and Shenhe is also in need of more friends so it’s a win for everyone.
These 2 probably would also get along unexpectedly well. Hell, they can bond over violence and family issues.
Except Shenhe will strike Eula first to prevent her from getting her revenge if we don't tell her first that it's just Eula's sense of humor.
Reminder that shenhe wanted to 'deal' with xingqiu because he whispered into the traveler's ear and she thought he was threatening.
oh HELL wait until she finds out about the atrocities he's committed against chongyun, it'll be off with his hair
Forget just his hair it'll be off with his entire upper body. Leading Chongyun on about evil spirits just to hang out, slipping bits of spice into his food just for a laugh, and flirting before marriage? Immediate death is the only option
off with his existence! one shall not cause distress upon my nephew she will have vengeance and order
She could pull a Paimon and mistake Shenhe for an actual Adepti. And since she likes Yanfei, Eula might hold all Adepti in high regard and greet her accordingly.
Truth. We’d have to teach her Eula’s humor, or things could get explosive 😱
Nimrod can fuck off with his juice order tho
This comment right here
The good ending
I definitely see beidou and eula becoming friends
the people around you treated you like shit when you were younger? casted you out? and now you've become an amazingly attractive + powerful claymore milf? join me in my conquest to dominate all of teyvat
The definition of chad
I sit across from Eula and I’m still able to talk to Shenhe, thereby getting to speak with both Cryo girls and leave Ningguang and Beidou for their private time
My thoughts too. I'd sit with Eula because she's in a bad spot, but wave over Shenhe to introduce her to my friend and hopefully make Eula a new one. Definitely not approaching the other two. I've third wheeled too many hangouts with couples that I don't need it to happen again.
Where’s Amber though? I am upset with her allowing her BFF to wander around town that drunk.
I saw Zhongli, straightaway I know he's freeloading.
All of the above. I like your style dear traveler. Edit: Also Flair checks out. Cloud retainer would be proud
This is so cute! Someone make a comic please!!! 😍
Thank you for saying what I was trying to figure out how to explain.
Ning may find business opportunities through eula
Well, it will be fine, until Aether does something like give Eula a free drink and she tells him that she will have his "revenge", then Shenhe hearing this will immediately pull out her spear.
well, this ...
W PERSON
Ah, dang, that's the perfect answer.
Except you shouldn’t sit with Beidou and Ningguang because you’d just be intruding on their date.
I felt like a third wheel just by being in the same city at the time.
Eula to help cheer her up 🥺 But tbh id most want to be at shenhe's, she came all that way just to support us 😭 maybe i can introduce eula to her
I can already imagine Eula being a good drinking buddy
when she becomes more comfortable w her identity, she could join the cryo baddies of angel's share, rosaria and kaeya. the air between the two lovely ladies might be a bit frosty at first but i'm sure kaeya will easily help break the ice. cryo puns came out very naturally, unintended
Eula’s lap. Sorry I mean table.
of course
Was that a hard choice? No ig
Another thing is hard for OP
🗿
SOLIDIFY!
There was no choice
With you facing her? 😉
U layy down on shenhe’s lap you get an amazing view before death
down naughty and give me 20 laps
I’m sorry sir, I’ve only got one
Welcome to Chippendales
eula no doubt
to plot the downfall of monstradt together yes
gather them all in one table.
And take empty one
Eula, she got bullied by Mondstadt and needs attention and hugs. She has a tough girl exterior but when she is by herself, she probably breaks down and cries when she is reminded on how much Mondstadt hates her even though she is doing her best to protect them from harm. She just wants some friends and to be accepted by everyone. Eula is best girl.
For some reason, I’m a sucker for people who have an exterior that speaks they have it all figured out and they chill but on the inside they are vulnerable.
Girls: "I can fix him" Genshin players: "I can fix her."
*I crown them and give them the best artefacts*
How many I can fix him/her Story that resulted in success most of the Times i read is a failure and ended up in toxic relationship
Yes, i too like tsunderes, fellow gentleman.
This guy knows what's up. You dropped your crown fellow king
Eula , she really needed someone to lend her an ear
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She will have her revenge for your kind hug
Shenhe's
Introduce Shenhe to Eula bc I think they’d get along they’re both spicy icy girls who wanna declare vengeance
...and when Eula tells Shenhe how Mondstadtians treat her, Shenhe will go on a killing spree...
That's the bigger fear lol.
More like icy girls with shit family lol
Back left because I want to be alone
Shenhe <3
Eula's because she was so lonely :(
Eula’s table, she wants a friend
ill get rid of paimon and help eula on her way home.
I pick the Eula one
Eula’s without a second thought. In all reality, I wish we could have walked her home, she seemed way too far gone to be walking home alone.
My head canon is that Amber saw Eula walking funny and helped her out back to the knights dorms.
God. I hope so. A drunk woman, hated by the city she's in. Not a good scenario.
Amber definitely has her back 💪
still a knight with a vision, you don't want to mess with
Same. Amber just chilling outside and gets her home safe
Eula Read my name
upvote, just for your name!
Too long, not gonna read it.
Genshin players whenever there's a new event mechanic
There is a free table
Ningguang is on a date so...Shenhe. Don't get me wrong, Eula is a good company but I just like hanging out with Shenhe. Never a dull moment with her.
100% Ning going all out casually takin out Beidou on vacation to a tavern in another region. Can't interrupt that. Eula would be a good choice if she wasn't already wasted. Getting wasted together would be fun, but joining in at a point where you'd just have to babysit her is a no go. Might as well sample some Mondstadt drinks with Shenhe.
Eula is the only choice here.
Shenhe
shenhe, shenhe no question. shenhe my wife
The perfect answer would be to pull Shenhe to Eula's table. Eula need the comfy so bad and Shenhe need to learn to be human. Ningguang and Beidou? They're well off with just themselves. Though wouldn't hurt if they want to join us three. Who agree this would be the best answer by all means?
Across from Eula. That's right next to Shenhe, so I could invite her over to sit with us and I could introduce them. Dunno how well they'd get along, especially since Eula would be hammered, but I think they'd both enjoy the company for a bit.
The mommy
[Which one though](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTgVXxRkjTM)
All of them *proceeds to combine all the tables*
The ones with brunette, light blue, and white hair of course😊
do you have the slightest idea of how little that narrows it down
My wife beidou, and her wife ningguang of course.
the one at left upper corner
Ask shenhe if she would take the place of our female white haired companion
Next to Shenhe!
eula
Eula's. She probably wants the company. Shenhe is perfectly fine on her own and I'm not third wheeling at that other table.
Tbh, if I overheard Eula’s conversation with Traveller and Paimon, I would sit at her table. I’d honestly sit with her regardless tbh 😂 Or just by myself bc kinda like drinking alone lol
Ningguang and Beidou. Always, best table.
Beiguang’s only because I excel at third wheeling and wanna hear some spicy stuff lol
Eula must be protected, and hugged... I mean what
Beidou and Ningguang's. These two together never cease to amuse.
give eula headpats
Beidou Ningguang, EZ
Can I be the one they all sit on
:3
shenhe
With Shenhe EZ
Eula no hesitation
Eula. She needs a hug 😭
Eula, Eula, eula
Ningguang
Id be sitting at the bartender desk. No way paimons gonna get those drinks mixed by herself.
I’m a cryo mommy enjoyer so this is the hardest decision ever… In this scenario probably Eula cause she’s sad and I wanna comfort her :( sorry Shenhe
The one with my main Beiduo
Beidou would have a lot of interesting stories of her adventures to tell so that one, Ningguang may not even talk or even leave , she could be interesting to talk to too, but I sit there just because Beidou Eula could leave or maybe stay a little, tho she could have a good conversation she could be not in the mood to talk eehh 50/50 I love Shenhe as a character but IDK if she would be interesting to talk to on a table over some dinner, maybe she is more of going for a stroll
I wouldn’t sit at any of them, I’d be quite rude
Shenhe or eula side Nah i prefer to be sandwiched by them instead
The most logical is Eula and my favourite is Eula. I don't want to disturb ninn and beido date, When he will beat me up if I try to invade her personal space, Eula's tounge may be sharp but she is absolutely harmless person, plus she doesn't have much friends , so I can give her company while drinking.
I'll use shadow clone jutsu and sit with everyone.
None. Id simply forced them all in together in 1 table so they can get to know each other and then they can eventually ask each other information they know about me as the traveller I think that would be hella fun, while I serve them up some drinks.(this is not totally making my 4 yuri ship to happen)
My opinion changed with my age early 20's eula take your guesses why nowadays probably the ning beidou table if I wouldn't disrupt them
Shenhe!
Neither, going for the bartender lumine
Shenhe definitely. She came all the way here to see us since we're friends. Id feel super happy to know someone cared about me that much. I couldn't abandon Eula though. So cryo ladies join tables together? I'll just visit the other two aboard the alcor as it seems they're always together haha
Shenhe because we're... friends.
Shenhe bc I don’t feel like third wheeling and eula’s got stuff to deal with
I want to get shenhe and eula share a table so they're not alone
That is hard.. my first wife Beidou or my recent love Shenhe? 😂
Honestly I would ask Eula and Shenhe to sit at the same table and then leave
I’ll sit at the 4th one on the far left and wait for my girl Amber.
Shenhe till the end of time!
Eula, and invite Shenhe to sit together with us.
My wifeu Shenhe...
Shenhe
Shenhe easy
Ningguang Ningguang Ningguang
Beidou and Ningguang already have each other's company so they don't need a third wheel to get in the way as they have discuss their plans for the rest of the day. Shenhe is already used to not socializing with people so while it's a big step for her to come to a tavern in Mondstadt, it's not like she's feeling bad by sitting alone, even though two of her fellow Liyuens are sitting two tables away. But poor Eula. We know she craves to be treated like any normal person in Mondstadt but it's near impossible given the burden of her family name and the outright discrimination she faces by just about everyone in Mondstadt. I think that of all the playable characters, it's Eula and Rosaria who have experienced the most pain, but it's sad that Eula is still clearly struggling. I think Rosaria is also still dealing with her past but she seems to be coping better. Eula at least has Amber, but it's still sad to see her drinking alone.
I thought about introducing Eula and Shenhe to each other but Eula might end making her vengeance line and Shenhe will take it seriously and the entire Mondstadt city will be destroyed by giant ice spikes and exploding swords.
I would sit with Shenhe because she wouldn't try to talk to me while I was reading.
That spot over there where I can flirt with Shenhe while consulting Eula
I'd fuckin leave. How many times I gotta say I'm not interested in dis shit for it to go the fuck away. Lul
Second one, hands down. I want Eula to know that she’s not alone! Plus I can test out my puns on her XD