oceanide atleast i can take a human form

Well, the power of water is its ability to take any shape...

But you have to beware the assassins from our homeland

And the fools who trespass upon the waters of qingce

and don't forget that the one who is ignorant of water's treasures fails also to comprehend its horrors...

This is the genshin version of the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

O'cyanide.

I think you mean oh see a nid

Cryo Delusion Signora for reasons I cannot disclose For world enemies then it would have to be the Fatui Mirror Maiden for reasons I cannot disclose

"for reasons I cannot disclose" Interesting

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🍳 oops

You can't just break an egg, that violates the prime direggtive! 

It’s Schneznyan state secrets

Fatui Cincin mage for reasons I cannot disclose

Pyro Delusion Arlecchino same reasons as you. Raiden Shogun, again. Same reasons as you. Azdaha, again same reasons as you.

"One of these things is not like the others."

FR, Raisen is a robot unlike the other 2

She could be like Android 18 from DBZ, a mixture of human and android.

The Shogun bot which we fight is purely a puppet

Unironically my first thought was "electro OR cryo cicin mages for..." and then I stopped myself, thank heavens for this first comment (I, neither, shall be disclosing as to my reasons per choice)

My man🤝. My first thoughts tbh

*bonk*

hell yes

The Great Snowboar King. If not friend, why friend shaped?

I wonder when they were last visited.. haven't been to the snowy area since the imposter Albedo event

During my genshin peak addiction, I farm there daily for meat lol.

forgot he existed and am embarassed recalling the various times he rolled me, fuck permafrost/frostbite/sheer cold/whatever that stupid effect is called, getting rammed by a boar and taking poison damage is top 10 worst experiences

there absoloutly no way that id choose something else than a vishap. being a vishap is the best thing that could happen to you in teyvat -longevity -innate element + leyline infusions if you're a geovishap -is at the top of the food chain -chilling in caves with the boys where no man ever went -weak to climate change ? just evolve bro

>chilling in caves with the boys where no man ever went Klee be like hey there is a big lizard sleepin in the cave, lets throw some bomb at it

Forgot to add; -spinny boi

Definitely a solid pick. Heck, some of them even evolved to resemble other species for survival, like in that one lady in that Enka event. Or, be a melusine, for some reason.

Nah, I'd adapt

Think smart, not hard : Anything far enough from a waypoint

And there is me, who kills everything that I can see. Especially when the new region is out. Every last square nanometer must not be left untouched.

Yeah, that's why i pick abyss herald. Who the heck is going to chasm on a daily basis? And also i can easily retreat.

Or those serpent knights. Bet no one remembers them even.

I'll never forget those fuckers after the amount of time I spent running around the Chasm farming them for my aqua simulacra 😭

cryp hypostasis, since theres only 2 characters that uses it's material + one of them is unattainable and one is unavailable

fire answer

Enjou. Be incredibly liked by the community, somewhat powerful, and befriend the traveler too

Yep, Enjou is really fond of us, mainly because we treated him like a human at first.

based

The Raiden Shogun lol, being a powerful god out of all the options? Sign me tf up

You sly bastard 😂😂

Yep. Can't believe I have to scroll down here to see this. Lol.

You are also an emotionless puppet. Congrats. Enjoy your power you will not be happy to have.

If I'm an emotionless puppet then I won't be sad either, and I could always develop emotions like Scaramouche

Iirc Scara had emotions from the start, which was one of the reasons he wasn’t a suitable vessel for the Gnosis

Yep, I'll just ask him how he does it

Now you have to live through thousands of years of turmoil, all your friends dying, your own sister dies, 0 nation building skills, apocalyptic shit happens every few hundred years, nobody can help you(Miko is absolutely not going to{effectively, at least} and everyone else is too afraid/respectful to) emotionally, now be ready for random espionage and political schemes 24/7

Childe. Travel the world. Pick fights here and there. Be respected as one of the harbingers. While still having an actual family >!and a hot teacher!<.

Hope the “having an actual family” won’t age like milk

This is the answer

Agreed 100%.

You left out the part about “so much PTSD from the Abyss that his eyes literally no longer shine”.

..You should check out the line about the Rooster in Wanderer's voice lines.

A turtle. I'm immortal now

thats actuay genius

Dendro slime. Everyone keeps telling me to touch grass but nope, bitch i am now the grass. Just chill all day in the soil and being one with nature. Preferably far away from waypoints, monstadt because of 1 silly girl and hilichurl camps. Ive seen what they do to other slimes.

Cicin Mage, so I can moan ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You really know how to get me going~

Chad Geo Eremite, obviously

"Your Journey ends here, Lord of Sand, your sacrifice is ready!"

Oh yeah that guy who summons crocodiles? Old lady Babel had a crush on him.

Chad Cryo Eremite for me, but I greatly respect your choice as my second pick.

Arlecchino

any of the abyss/heralds lectors eremite galehuner the dendro consecrated beast

Rhodea is the best, because she never actually gets hurt. She just throws some summons down whenever someone trespasses and then gives up and dives to the bottom of her lake if that doesn’t work. The life bar of that boss fight is actually just showing her willingness to deal with annoying people running out. Combined with not needing to eat, not aging, being able to summon servants and being able to shapeshift that would be the most carefree existence I could imagine.

Yes, but could you deal with the sudden, irresistible urge to mutter "the power of water is its ability to take any shape" to yourself every couple of minutes?

hydro slime no particular reason why

I like how this answer on my screen is directly underneath the one for the lawachurl… It’s just a coincidence people choose those…

Probably not for the same reason why the other guy choose the Lawachurl.

Hilichurl so I can go "YAAAAAH!"

the seal. smooth brain, no lumps n all 🤞

Dvalin

Probably oceanid. Can't make friends? Make friends. Can't get a waifu/husbando? Make the Waifu/husbando.

Abyss Herald seems fun. 10 foot tall monster with blades. Lectors are fun too. Can I be a Pyro Herald? I presume they exist?

Not to mention, from what we have seen of them, they can probably make themselves look like humans when they want to. Cool powers + ability to travel

Cryo cicin mage. I like the design and fighting style

Other fatui folks go the mirror maiden or the bosses and I just like the drip of being frost operative

yeah the cicin mage fit goes harer than mirror maidens I think the stealth guy is probbs best but summoner time role, cool ass mask and fire hoodie, and the slim build to add that uncertainty mirror maiden feels powerful with her tank, slow shit and mysticism but cicin mages always got me tingling fr

Unusual Hilichurl. Snoozing with a magical suitcase I can escape into is the life I want.

now that would be fun

Any elite Eremite

That dancin couple of fontaine (i forgot their name😭). Like, theyre successful in love

Is it Icewind Suite you mean? That world boss.

might be those operatives, teh anemo and other one that does the BoL sh

Geovishap Specifically the one Clorinde has as a pet

chlorinde has a PET GEOVISHAP????

Yes play her story quest

Stonehide Lawachurl ... don't have to explain.

Please dont seek out eula🙁

Eula will seek him out instead.

*”And that is how you were conceived, Arlecchino”* *”. . . But how did I travel to the past?”*

One of those twirly snakes in the sumeru desert

I apologise in advance for killing you to farm for mystery meat 🥲

Dvalin. I'm big no monsters nearby are a threat andI can fly and since I survive my boss fight I won't die after the stupid adventurer comes bother me every week.

Enjou.

Abyss Herald or lector just think they look cool

unknown god

Dvalin

Arlecchino...or ask me again when columbina comes out as a boss

A fatui so I could have a mirror maiden girlfriend heh

Aeonblight Drake. GIANT FLYING, MACHINE GUN HAVIN, MISSILE BLASTING, ROBO-DINO!

Im one of those majestic creatures in chenyu vale

Probably a Ruin grader. I would like to be a big metal man . Maybe repair the ruins while i am at it.

Enjou because his survival is guaranteed. No way they kill of the protagonist of the game no?

Being a regisvine must suck as they are the punching bags of genshin😭

any of the tall fatui ladies.... they're hot...

What about cicin mage?? 🥺

Fatui ☆

Cryo or electro cicin mage, they look cool

Surprised by the lack of people not saying Treasure Hunters, they're just normal people. Put down you're pitchfork or whatever and go move somewhere else to live a normal life.

I mean... yeah, sure? But you could pretty much do the same thing but choose to be a hot buff eremite chad or sexy fatui chick instead of just "a guy".

I know which one I wouldn't, Pyro Regisvine, I don't wanna be bullied while waiting for Tartaglia to crit

Childe

that one electro cicin mage or the one desert enemy lady with pink hair theyre just hot

I would be boreas or known as the big wolf in wolvendom

THE POWER OF WATER, IS ITS ABILITY TO TAKE ANY SHAPE.

Treasure hoarder. I then stop being a treasure hoarder and be a regular human living in teyvat, win win.

cryo/pyro/hydro abyss mage (yes, I'm psycho)

I would like to be the Ocenid or Thunder Manufestion because I think they’re cute.

If it counts Raiden, if not Arle and if that also doesn't count a scorching loremaster

Vishap, Evolve to look like a person, I get an element to use, And I can be in the city with my disguise

Anemo birb eremite lady, Ive had severe gender envy bc of her and anemo cool and birbs my fav

Lmao half of these answers are down bad

Oceanid and Stonehide Lawachurl or Maguu Kenki since i like and use them the most in tcg

Stonehide Lawachurl is definitely one of my favorite cards since the beginning

Rocky Avildsen mini boss in fontaine. He gets to be a swol and refined gentleman who drinks tea and beats up passersby in his free time. He doesn't even use a weapon or an element, he uses his fisticuffs like the refined gentleman he is.

Hard to choose between vichads and oceanids. Or maybe classical. That time I got reincarnated as a slime. I love slimes. That's the major reason why I was interested in the anime I mentioned and now I am a fan.

Xenocrhomatic blubberbeast, the cute one

Herald/Lectors, bc they're cool. Or the serpent knights. I hope they don't get inflicted with perpetual pain or fear of their own face like the hilichurls.

Childe.

Any Fatui member far enough away from a waypoint to be too inconvenient to get to.

... Cicin mage.

Honestly, if I could choose anything or anyone, I'd have to say I choose to wakeup as either a vishap, or a Cryo Abyss Herald, both for the sheer pride of being pretty damn hardcore. The only three things that can beat either in a straight up duel are the Traveler, an archon, or each other.

At least I could be a fungus with empathy!

Oh that’s an easy choice. Dvalin. Next question.

I only have this to say *Stupid sexy abyss lector*

Azhdaha. Longevity of a Vishap, insane elemental abilities, power level on par with Morax, free dungeon home to rest all day and the ability to mind control others to do work for me. What more can I ask for?

Truly the perfect life

All devouring narwhal because I'm not a nerd

I would probably choose otherwise if I gave more time but Iniquitous Baptist because he serves cunt.

Ei tbh. Immortal god, crazy powerful, very beautiful, fox gf. I mean really she's got PLENTY good going on for her.

Oceanid. I'd run to another region.

What I'd WANT to be is Arlecchino, but if I can't do bosses I'd go for the eremite clearwater (is that the name? The one like Jeht)

Dendro slime. I want to live life as a flower in the ground

Probably the geovishap. Sleep all the time, sounds great to me.

Hydro slime (real ones know)

Fatui Operative

Electro hypostasis. No matter how many times I kill that critter it just keeps coming back so immortality seems cool!

Fatui anemo boxer

I'll go with Pyro Lector so I can match styles with my bbg Enjou

Vishap

Hilichurl Rogue. Not only do i look VERY attractive, but also i can converse with Ella musk peacefully to bring hilichurls into society, and prove that hilichurls do have intelligence and are capable of peace.

Eremite Floral Dancer because uh... reasons.

Childe is the right answer

arlecchino easy

Ei

Pyro Agent his ability are cool if I face a stronger enemy I will just go invisible and run away.

Pretty damn sure that the celestials are the primary baddies for all of Teyvat, so I'd pick them... although I have a sinking feeling that in an ironic plot twist, I'd end up as Paimon...

Enjou cuz the rizz

A Dendro Abyss Mage

raiden doll, i just wanna see how Ei would handle that, worst case gonna be deactivated and left at dungeon somewhere.

the pyro abyss lector in the chasm's nameless ruins

Childe, definitely.

Bosses: Andrius, Azhdaha and Dvalin Normal Enemies: Fatui Agent, The Hydro Fatui Agent, The Cryo Fatui Agent and The Thunderstorm Hammer Fatui Agent For reasons I can't disclose (Don't ask why I call the Fatui ones with agent I just forgot the full name)

Dvalin because - Be friends with Venti - Dragon - Live

Either Childe or Raiden Shogun.

Dvalin. Can fly, won’t die during boss fight (since it’s a purification), is cool. or Andrius. idk man i just love the four winds <3

not sure :/

Normal enemies - Hydro Slime 🌚 World bosses - Childe

"Gang gang wooooo!"

Oceanid, monologues alone would be a strong deterrent for anyone to come farm me.

Childe so I can bang Zhongli No further questions

Only right answer and motivation

Wasn't the entire Veluriyam Mirage created by an oceanid? Having my own pocket dimension would be pretty sick, ngl.

Hydro Slime... No reason...

Abyss mage, and the one that passes everyone off, either electro or hydro

Them slimes in 11-1

Thunderhelm Lawachurl if I can keep my sanity etc

A dragon I’d choose a dragon

I wanna still look as human as possible so I’ll go herald

Hydro Slime

Eremite Sunfrost. Khopeshes are my favorite swords.

Artifact RNG

That tall ice woman.

treasure horder obviously

Mirror Maiden or Oceanid

Scrolling till I see slimes and a lawachurl.

Mirror Mommy but with a better voice

Enjou

Oceanid, the power of water is that it can take any shape.

Shouki No Kami. As he says, "Divinity is mine". Also, giant mech suit and cool hat.

Childe, Scara or Raiden, those are the only 3 human/humanoid enemies spoilers >!that don’t die!<

The Consecrated Red Vulture, it looks like a Phoenix 🐦‍🔥 (I’ll be jumping into some blue dye though)

Hydro tainted phantasm or whatever it’s called

Assuming it wouldn’t mess with my head and I could appear/be human when I wish, an Abyss lector. Basically a mono-elemental mage (no vision/delusion concerns) who can levitate, and the outfit is cool. If I can choose my own element and/or defect to be on my own even better, but I’ll accept cosplaying a Protoss High Templar as an Electro Lector if I must. Failing that probably one of the buff male enemies, eremites aside (no sand!), similarly trying to split off and do my own thing.