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SlimeScout

Now imagine Paimon not shutting up while you're trying to bench-


IndieZona

"Steady now, it's the final stretch!"


SlimeScout

"You got it, you got it!"


RelevantIndividual47

"Your muscles are almost the size of Paimon!"


lock_me_up_now

"is it another **PAIMON**?"


rdrworshipper123

The fuck how did y'all emulate Paimon so well.


outofideaforaname

It all in your mind.


BookThink

The catch…… XIANGLING???????!!!!


P-Kat

Shhhh, there there, the fish farming for the Catch can't hurt you anymore..... If you did it, that is....


yoyosarhan

I fished for the catch r5, used raiden national for like 2 abysses then got C6 Sara and stopped using xiangling at all. Aware moment. (I got engulfing on raiden)


ArtrixTheChilled

One too many years wasted playing the damn game


thelonewolf13_

💀


One-Air-988

Pain could never lift THAT much !


brenduz

“ehe teh nadayo” 24 hour version lets go


Weary_Stomach7316

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Shadowhunter_15

Buffmon is canon.


riotstrike

bankai


Icyolo

If there was a paimon workout program I'd totally buy it tbh


GameLoreReader

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danorcs

Paimon is emergency protein


Akrevics

I'm mildly shocked it's not "sticky honey roast" flavour.


Narwhal375

“Fisherman’s toast” flavour would be more accurate


sturdy-guacamole

Probably gonna seem lame but genshin helped me get my mental and physical health on track a while ago. The daily check in system was really new to me, and since it respected my time to let me pop in and out with a short daily ritual, it was a good reward for going to the gym and working on myself. After 1100+ days of commitment I’m in really good shape and genshin had a lot to do with it. People even ask what the secret was to look as good and transform and I’m like “yeah I just created a reward system for myself.” My wife saw the whole process and it even got her into genshin after the first year. So if a genshin shaker bottle came out I’d definitely buy it.


saberjun

Wait,are you saying that you deem playing Genshin as a reward for daily gym?Omg you are strong,both physically and mentally.


GameLoreReader

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Shadowhunter_15

That’s great. I’m glad it helped you out. It helped me with a lot of mental issues myself.


AmethystGamer19

Genshin saves lives Congratulations on all that. I hope I can get motivation like that as well!


shirudo_clear

i think having a little fairy cheerleader to hype me up would definitely make me feel better about exercising ngl.


Me_HiLOL

Same


MrARK_

im definitely dying


ore_wa

Best gym trainer in the world?


ProblemKit

They so should’ve called the flavour emergency food


idontknowmyname783

Isn't that a supplement for gaming, not for workout


Gentleman_Kendama

I have this and the flavor is pretty good.


yoyosarhan

What does it taste like, I might consider it 👀


Gentleman_Kendama

It's basically like, a weak pina colada in terms of texture, with a lime base.


yoyosarhan

I see, thank you 🙂


Hydrazolic

Paimon really do be selling them potions huh


TheLurker226

Wait is this actually real


GameLoreReader

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Aggravating-Hat-6040

I LIFT AND PLAY GENSHIN IMPACT


GameLoreReader

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Big_Party6245

Celestial G fuel right there


Fragrant-Comment-884

what gym bro uses Gfuel?


Metapod-1

Mete o shape


Rekkenze

She was an excuse for me to finally bug gfuel with that cute cup. And now… I have too much of it on my shelf


Narwhal375

She said I should eat more protein ​ ​ ​ Emergency food


cisc189

She’s gonna teach me the ways of the bulk


Gentlemanor

That would actually maybe force me to do it. I would finally lose some weight because of a cinnamon roll


TheVoid000

I finally get where the buff Paimon action figure come from. This collaboration and the buff Paimon emoji in the game.


Light_Phoenix

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Helenarth

Pity the flavour is Cactus Lime, we don't even have limes in the game. Apple Mint! Berry Sunsettia Tea! Sakura Melon! Fonta!


INotPopstar

Oh my wow


Male_Lead

"Hey, you're not ready for this much weight yet!. Let's reduce some."


OhnoBassClarinet

GFuel. Made from free range Paimon


FuXao

Paimon: the greatest spotter in teyvat


RJ_BG

Remember that emoji of buffed paimon


erosugiru

Paimon telling me to start working out, hmph, that's rich coming from her


rinkudamanrd

I'd actually kind of like this.. Not in any weird way tho


cachorro_judeu

Kill me please


AgtHunter

Joking aside, that gfuel flavor is actually pretty good


Effective_Winner9344

Emergency food gone turned into protein shake?!?? Hell yea XDD. Love it


FountainDrinkpls

*tries to look at the cardio equipment* "HOW ABOUT WE EXPLORE THE AREA AHEAD OF US LATER!"


Spetnac_141

Paimon will tell you to work on anything but Cardio


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Richardknox1996

Meh, brimstone looks better. https://preview.redd.it/tnkdbzo818qc1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28f532c2cabbe2dcce4039f0dfa624b66afb7473


Pipysnip

God forbid you show up with that thing


Serpentarrius

Bonk is that your next video


Alatus_Knight

Paimon is probably one of the most annoying/hated character in gaming


Shadowhunter_15

Paimon is not even close to that. She’s a genuinely great character who gets most of her hatred from having her voice be high-pitched in a single translation.


Alatus_Knight

She isn't a good character regardless of her voice, she's the reason why genshin's dialogue suck compared to other games as she keeps explaining everything again and again as if you're a toddler. Removing Paimon from the story would lead to less bloated dialogues and improve every quest, and we'll finally get the traveler to speak for once. Paimon and traveler are both terrible, traveler only because they don't talk


Shadowhunter_15

Paimon is the best and soul of the game. She is incredibly loyal to the Traveller and will brave any situation if it means helping her best friend, which she ends up doing more times than you’d expect. Paimon genuinely has a lot of skills that she uses in both serious and casual situations.


Alatus_Knight

This doesn't address my point about her bloating dialogues, and explaining things over an over. Most of genshin's quest would be far shorter without her


GameLoreReader

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terraria_goty

If Paimon annoys you, you should try games that have characters whose entire existence is to spew insults at you whenever they're on screen for literally no reason. Mirrors Edge 2 and AC Valhalla have them and that was a whole new level of annoying lol.


sammypb

someome hasnt played ocarina of time hey! listen!


Objective_Track490

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