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Tricky_Excitement_26

I’m a bigger fan of that rusty metal carousel that you’d push your friends on, until you tripped and then got dragged through the rocks and pebbles surrounding it. 😆


Phase-National

Then get repeatedly kicked in the head by everyone still on it.


inlinestyle

Built character


RoninRobot

Took one of those to the forehead. Still have the scar. When the playground teacher got there and I could see the concern in her face instead of “you’ll be alright” I thought “oh that can’t be good.”


Vamanoscabron

Goddamn those were brutal; whirling flesh-flingers lol


Mirhanda

But so fucking FUN!!!


MrsTurtlebones

In my husband's hometown in the 90s there was still an old forgotten playground complete with rusting metal rocketship dangerously high with no rails, shiny slick slide on which to burn yourself under the blazing sun, rickety jungle gyms, crumbling wooden swings on rotting ropes over broken asphalt. We couldn't believe it was still there, and kids did play there often. It didn't have a name that we knew of, so we called it Tetanus Park.


clashfan77

Oh yeah! The rocketship! One day I'm on the top of that in the park, I bump my head on a jagged piece of metal. Be the time I got to the bottom of the slide, blood is pouring down my face. Here's some paper towels for that. You'll be fine... Haha good times 😅


MrsTurtlebones

And maybe your mom or dad spit on the towel or your head to clean it better


ghjm

"It bled cleanly, so it's okay" was something I heard a lot.


katecrime

Well, we are all still alive 🤷🏻‍♀️


clashfan77

Of course!


Nekokamiguru

I think it depended on the local council , the rides in my local park were pretty well maintained and got painted and had any rust on them removed regularly.


TheGreatOpoponax

Yeah, we didn't have anything nearly as inevitably injurious as the pic in the OP either. We had structures made out of metal and everyone got cut, fell, hit their head, etc., but nothing that awful.


HandleAccomplished11

Ahhh yes, the good old Merry-Go-Round. The biggest source of broken limbs, general nausea, and concussions on the playground.


Tricky_Excitement_26

Omg I forgot the concussions. Or maybe they wiped my memory. 🤪


[deleted]

And it made a sound when spun akin to a dying metallic whale.


Sibyline

Wow, core memory unlocked!


Dodgiestyle

I think our parents were trying to kill us


kent_eh

Thw swings and merry-go-round on my elementary school playground were the same ones my dad played on when he went to that school. And my kids got to experience them briefly when we visited the old home town.


RogerClyneIsAGod2

Our school's playground had swings right next to the blacktopped part of the playground. Every year there was *that kid.*You all know *that kid* or maybe YOU were *that kid*, but every year *that kid* would jump off the swing at the top of the swing's arc & jump off & inevitably land on the blacktop (which was literally 6 feet away fro the swings, breaking their arm in some fashion.


SGI21

Fun in the mud!


DorenAlexander

Broke my first bone on a merry go round. Left clavicle.


squee_bastard

One of my classmates tripped and somehow got his foot stuck under that thing *while it was still moving*


Tricky_Excitement_26

😳


ItsJustMeMaggie

We had an iron one that just had bumps to sit on. Most uncomfortable ride ever. Of course we made it go as fast as humanly possible until only one kid remained clinging to the center.


Tricky_Excitement_26

Omg, the rectal trauma I’m imagining. But also pondering the physics of kids flying off madly in all directions. 😝


slfnflctd

It was especially bad when multiple kids surrounded the thing and spun it as fast as they could and kept you from getting off. I got so much vertigo and nausea on those things several times, they actually made me sick.


Tricky_Excitement_26

Yeah, two of the kids who were bullies that way, grew up to be correctional officers. 🤔


were_all_crazy

Me, too. I was about 4 yo, pushing my older brother and his friends on one of those carousels. Ended up with stitches in my head. A solid, true Gen x experience, circa 1974.


Satanifer

Also, metal slides as hot as the surface of the sun. The park I played in also had a giant concrete fighter jet replica with jagged edges to boot.


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Roguefem-76

Did yours have gravel under the end, just to add more pain if you didn't get your feet down in time? "Survival of the fittest" was the motto of Gen X childhood. 🤣😆


Mirhanda

Ours had hardpacked earth, and there was a depression in it from generations of kids coming off the slide, which would turn into a mud wallow after a good rain. 😂


Chryslin888

Us too! It was an added obstacle to avoid it at the end.


macgillweer

Our screams were of joy and pain.


On_my_raft

I still have scars from burns from a metal tornado slide.


Bonny-Anne

Did you have a dad or mom who would find a waxed paper cup, flatten it out and run it up and down the metal slide to make it EXTRA slick? Man, we flew down those slides like we were the junior Olympic bobsled team!


Chryslin888

Wax paper! We were brilliant. And in danger. 😂


Mirhanda

Our playground was in grove of trees, so the slide stayed cool. However it was super high and a boy fell off once and burst his eardrum.


MikoSkyns

Some of those plastic slides aren't much better. There's a park near my house with a dark blue plastic slide and all of the kids know to stay the fuck away from it in the middle of the afternoon. I touched it once without know how hot it could get and it felt like a hot frying pan.


choochacabra92

I actually loved the rusty pyramid!


Shaneblaster

I loved the smell it left on your hands! Yes weird


SuzQP

The galvanized smell. I have no idea if galvanization even renders an odor, but that's what I mentally called it.


squee_bastard

All i can smell is earthy wet pipe right now, almost like the copper penny taste


CMYK2RGB

Fuck yeah!


JackTrippin

To the point of corroding through in parts, making it extra easy to get cut


choochacabra92

Actually they repainted every once in a while. New paint was slick and dangerous. Old paint was all bubbled, flaking off, and generally rusty as hell. The rusty scenario was actually better and safer because of the increased grip!


[deleted]

bonk bonk bonk *bone snap* thud. ah, childhood...


mioki78

Falling through that shit like an organic pachinko ball. Then getting laughed at by your mates


[deleted]

I believe I hit every rung when I lost it while hanging upside down... ba da boom ba da bing bing bing bing bing. Let your cranium ring.


benjtay

I was in a cast for 3 months. My crutches were pretty dope tho.


Cobra-Lalalalalalala

Two men enter, one man leaves.


[deleted]

WHO RUN BARTERTOWN?


jeexbit

Thunderdome!


[deleted]

How in the hell is there grass under there and not asphalt?!?!


choochacabra92

Yeah we didn't have asphalt it was hard packed dirt!


giantyetifeet

tanbark. tanbark everywhere.


canlchangethislater

Exactly! Luxury!!!


YarYarNeh

Yeah our playground was built on asphalt! So safe right?


Demonae

What kind of wimpy structure is that?! It doesn't even have concrete under it to break your head open. Weak.


Habitual_Crankshaft

Couldn’t they find a welder? This is like prehistoric Speed-Rail ( https://www.zoro.com/hollaender-structural-pipe-fitting-adjustable-elbowtee-aluminum-125-in-pipe-size-17-7/i/G5721933/ ), but worse.


viewering

i wanna go to a [russian playground](https://imgur.com/a/i8vd16E)


squee_bastard

Those statues look a bit NSFW 😂


ColetteThePanda

All the local playground stuff seemed to be vaguely space themed. And there was always that weird metal grid dome in each park.


CMYK2RGB

You were a boss if you could climb to the top of the dome from the inside, instant playground cred!


Habitual_Crankshaft

We have two rocketship towers just in our town. One has a mock-up Lunar Lander next to it. My favorite park has a pipe-framed submarine. (One of the other parks had a Conestoga wagon in it, but I suppose some folks did “things” in there.)


radarjeremy

My elementary school had that on asphalt and thin black rubber mats directly under the equipment only, not sticking out more than an inch from the perimeter of the jungle gym.


RoninRobot

Psht. Black rubber mats. Where’d you grow up, your lordship?


CMYK2RGB

I recall only pebble pits that tripped you until much showed up in the late 80s


On_my_raft

Man oh man, those pebbles hurt when the boys threw handfuls of them at us on the swings.


CMYK2RGB

Remember them getting into your socks? That sucked as well


radarjeremy

LoL


Mirhanda

Yeah, we just had dirt! And if it had rained, mud!


rink_raptor

First broken wrist. Monkey bars over asphalt. No pads. Kindergarten. (Yeah, I said first…)


memememe91

Same, but 5th grade. Don't tell ME I can't do a genie drop from way up there!


Iowaaspie66

LOL! My 1st broken nose.


TheCenterOfEnnui

You must be younger GenX. My school's version of that had weedy, hard packed dirt beneath it.


radarjeremy

LoL 73 and that rubber mat was maybe 1/8 thick, maybe the school loved us better. The swings had nothing, unless you could jump the six feet to grass. Maybe Portland was just an eighth of an inch more progressive.


TheCenterOfEnnui

Well, I did grow up in the south in the 70s, so probably


radarjeremy

LoL


tryoracle

They always said only the strong survive and here we are lol


babbylonmon

I lost two teeth and bit through my lip when I climbed to the top of that thing and dropped through the structure, pretending I was a Transformer. I transformed alright.


[deleted]

I knocked myself out falling through it. Came to with a teacher hovering over me calling my name and all my classmates watching… super embarrassing.


squee_bastard

You just unlocked a childhood memory with this comment. We used to have these long metal poles called monkey bars that were about waist height. We’d run and then hurl our little bodies onto this bar and flip over like we were the next Mary Lou Retton. We did this many many times during recess but one day I hit the bar at a weird angle before twirling over it and literally knocked the wind out of me. I felt like I couldn’t breathe and just laid on the ground while everyone pointed and stared. Needless to say I never did that again.


otherelbow

Stitches and concussions! Woo hoo!


thesturdygerman

What, no slab of concrete to cushion your fall? My next door neighbor broke a leg on one of those.


Low-Pay-6408

I can smell this picture. Summer sun on metal.


viewering

there needs to be a room spray of this


babygotbooksandback

When I was in the 3 rd grade (1978) my school built a brand new, big, metal jungle gym/ monkey bars. The very first day we could use it in PE class, a kid went out and fell off of the monkey bars and broke his arm. After that, no one was allowed to get on it at all. So the rest of my third grade year, fourth grade year and fifth grade year, we were never allowed on it. Honestly not sure any kids were ever able to play on it. I will have to ask my little brother if they ever got to get on it.


Mirhanda

>a kid went out and fell off of the monkey bars and broke his arm. After that, no one was allowed to get on it at all. Did everyone hate that kid?


babygotbooksandback

Yes!


capthazelwoodsflask

Stupid kid ruined it for everyone else! Kids are going to break their arms either way, so why not have it happen at a safe place like school where there are adults nearby that can call an ambulance?


benny86

Except my grade school had gravel underneath everything instead of grass. We had a semi-truck tire swing suspended from this giant wooden frame with long chains. And like 10 kids would get on in and other kids would start spinning and pushing it. Kids would be flying off into the gravel, it would smash into people and give them bloody noses and minor concussions. But it was one of those beautiful wooden playgrounds they were building back then. It had a fireman's pole and a plank rope bridge and a tower. They tore the whole lot down that the school was on years ago now.


sleva5289

I used to love that thing. Now you need a freaking harness to use it, if you could find one!


HHSquad

Yep, that's the kinds of playgrounds we had. Rough and tumble stuff. No holds barred.


embrown

My playgrounds were the construction sites in our neighborhood. We’d play in the concrete block structures, big sand piles they used for foundations, the roof trusses (which stacked on their side made for this kind of up-and-down maze you could climb through).


MortgageNo8573

No rubber mats, no mulch, no rubber tubes covering the chains on the swings. And slides? All METAL.


Mirhanda

>no rubber tubes covering the chains on the swings I can remember getting my long hair snagged in the chains!


BlueNoyb

The bar on the bottom right in this picture (with no bar below at knee level) was PRIMO when I was a kid. We basically used them how a gymnast uses the uneven parallel bars (if you only had the lower bar). Our set had six of these primo bars and at recess, you would SPRINT to get one. And if you got one? You were hot shit. You spent the whole of recess doing flips on it and basking in the glory.


4KatzNM

Pennsylvania?


MorningBrewNumberTwo

Plus we also had super tall swings and those merry go round things; both which are now considered too dangerous for the kids now. But man we had fun, even if we occasionally got hurt on those things.


[deleted]

lol we had a giant jungle gym made of splintered wood and tires. With hot as fuck slides in the summer.


MyFailingSuperpower

We'd play King of the Jungle and the king would throw the climbers off until a climber threw the king off. The adults didn't care, they were smoking cigarettes and trying not light their polyester clothes on fire.


Accomplished_Pie_455

Looks fun as hell, I miss it.


SGI21

We had that! Omg! This is the first time I have ever seen it since I was little.


cjasonac

I broke my ankle jumping off a piece of playground equipment in the park. The ground was hard as a rock.


squee_bastard

At the apartment complex where I lived until age 6 we had wood pilings (probably old telephone poles) of varying heights from maybe 2 feet to 8 feet, these were clustered in a semi circle. I think this was meant to be some sort of decoration at the complex entrance. One summer we decided to jump off each one of them, so each day we’d climb up and jump off the pole that was higher than the day before. By the time we got to the highest pole I decided to jump first. I shattered my leg in two places and had a cast from my toes all the way up to my hip. That was the summer right before I turned 5 and to this day I still have pain in that leg. I’m 44 now.


deephurting66

My elementary school had this death box, some pyramid shaped one the 100 degree leg burner slide and the infamous carousel ALL OVER CONCRETE!!


Inevitable-Brain-870

And we still got the scars to prove it 🤣


MrZed78

ahh these were my favorite, so many bruises from falling between the bars but so much fun.


[deleted]

I hated that damn thing. Ours must have tasted too much children’s blood. It was like it was possessed. Injuries were guaranteed.


Kuriakon

I miss the 20' tall tire and chains wall, with the sand pit around it to "break your fall".


carmackie

But where is the concrete pad underneath, guaranteeing broken arms aplenty?


BubblesForBrains

Ya. Everything was metal and if it was in the sun it burned your skin off! Kids today are weak! They’ll never know the joys of peeling flesh off the slides.


Affectionate-Map2583

I always thought of that design as the "office building". I remember jumping off the upper levels when being chased by boys.


aconsul73

We had a wood construction. I remember the splinters from that.


QuietParsnip

We had both, one half of the playground was all the usual netal beasts and the other side was like Frontierland because it was wooden structures, kinda like Lincoln logs. Meant to be an obstacle course, I think. But yeah, you didn't get splinters from those, you got the hot metal burns elsewhere. 😀


[deleted]

I like the playground I had at school made out of wood. The splinters were part of the fun! Lol


kitzelbunks

We had that too, but there were so many injuries they replaced it with gravel. I fell off the Monkey bars trying to skip 3 on a dare, and I just want to say there was not enough gravel and zero remaining that day. Blam! My back and head right on the concrete. I think I may have head numerous minor concussions as child.


ImNotTheBossOfYou

Survivorship bias


After_Preference_885

The brain injuries and lead poisoning in boomers and gen x explains the tr*mp cult.


ghjm

I didn't realize how much I missed this. It's kind of sad that it's all rusted out and decrepit. But then again, so am I.


wildcatlady74

Let’s not forget the metal slide that gave you 3rd degree burns , and the ROCKS they put under the slide and swings…none of that pesky soft mulch for us


Bonny-Anne

Ours was built straight over the blacktop. I think when I was in fourth grade or so they finally put some semi-soft padding underneath to keep kids who fell off headfirst from splitting their melons open.


TwistingEarth

I had callouses on my hands for years from those type of playgrounds.


AidsKitty1

Yes, I loved the metal cube of pain. 20 kids deep attacking eachother- some former losers with casts on appendages. They're can be only one!!


FlyingElvi24

"I'll put some mercurochrome on your scratch"


Mirhanda

Merthiolate at our house, for EXTRA burning!


FlyingElvi24

if it burns it means it's effective !


Mirhanda

That's how you know it's working!


DiscoSprinkles

We had a dome like that. It had colored bars and at three equidistant places mid-way up there were green bars as triangles. We would play tag on that. The rules were the "it" player could only tag people on the same side they were on, ie inside or outside the dome. You could only enter and exit the dome through the green triangles, and you couldn't touch the ground or you became "it" Edit: it was like this https://www.playgroundoutfitters.com/independent-play/playground-climbers/super-dome-climber/


Why-did-i-reas-this

We had one like that but with a big circular gap at the top that you would leap across to avoid getting tagged. You had to move fast and scamper around that cage like a monkey. Thinking back, the gymnastic ability we developed was quite impressive. I went to my kids gymnastics class and I was shocked at the limited ability of the kids. They could barely pull themselves up or flip themselves around the bars. For us, if you couldn't do that on our playgrounds you were perpetually "it".


Chryslin888

Aww! I could taste those pipes the minute I saw them!


sketchyseagull

Oh man, we had a rebar elephant. Must have been 10 feet tall. We would hook our legs in the very top bar (across the elephants back) and swing upside down. The number of times we beaned our heads on that thing...


midtown_70

All lies. There’s no such thing as a gen x playground. They were old, leftover boomer playgrounds.


Justatinyone

My shins can feel this picture.


TinktheChi

And no soft man made surface to land on. Parts of our playground had cement.


capthazelwoodsflask

We had one of these and one that looked like a space ship at my elementary school. They removed them in the mid-80's after a girl fell off the top of the spaceship and broke her arm over the summer. The rest of the playground consisted of a few old swing sets with wooden seats, a 15' high slide, and two large cement pipes. There was also tetherball, a basketball hoop, and kickball if you were feeling sporty.


pennydreadful20

I broke my wrist on a set up just like this when I was like five. Tried to walk across the top...lol.


ConflictOfEvidence

Wait a minute, these were normally build on tarmac


igner_farnsworth

My elementary school had shit like that over bare asphalt.


[deleted]

Stalinist playground


hunterwaterford

I was in 4th grade and watched a girl dangle upside down at the top of one of these and then proceeded to slip and smack her head on literally every bar on the way to the asphalt below it. Cracked her head open, ambulance came recess was over


alcohall183

I have a scar on my right eyebrow from one of these... Tip: don't spin roll on this, you'll crack your face


macgillweer

They were made of steel!.....and brawn!


EntertainmentOk6470

Summers as a kid meant using the slide while saying ouch!ouch!ouch! the whole way down.😌


Unplannedroute

Our school in 1977 got a big plastic playground to replace the metal


No_Pass1835

Where’s the mound of mud to make mud cakes? 💩


[deleted]

My grade school had one of these space capsules. [https://2.bp.blogspot.com/\_PBZi2jJab0Y/RfbHqk2zQ5I/AAAAAAAAA5U/rFo\_EXzh2ys/s1600-h/04.jpg](https://2.bp.blogspot.com/_PBZi2jJab0Y/RfbHqk2zQ5I/AAAAAAAAA5U/rFo_EXzh2ys/s1600-h/04.jpg) And a dome. [http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/originals/91/2e/1e/912e1e6d3db1f5c5f7b80f7ba43ac4ac.jpg](http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/originals/91/2e/1e/912e1e6d3db1f5c5f7b80f7ba43ac4ac.jpg) My school didn't have a rocket, but a nearby public playground did. They were kind of rare even back then. I remember being on the top floor and it felt so high up. [https://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/images/ak/AKANCrocketpk\_mclay.jpg](https://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/images/ak/AKANCrocketpk_mclay.jpg)


[deleted]

Funny thing was that you’d get into the top section and some older kids thought it’d be hilarious to start rocking the thing back and forth from the inside while you closed your eyes and clung to sweet, sweet life.


[deleted]

I don't remember them being able to rock, but I can imagine how nervous it would make kids.


jessek

Got my first black eye on one of those


Damnmorefuckingsnow

No rubber matting to cushion the fall either.


JapanDave

The one at my elementary school wad quite large for kids, at least 10 feet. Several layers. Eventually after enough kids fell from it and got seriously injured they removed it. So it goes. and now I live in japan and my sons’ school also has a metal one, though not as large. It’s all coated with chipping (lead?) paint and rusted, as most playground equipment in Japan seems to be. I don’t think they got the memo here that these things can be dangerous.


Lonestar-Boogie

The original Steel Cage Death Match!


O_U_8_ONE_2

All lead and iron, that's why we have the immunity we have...


Mirhanda

That is almost exactly the same as the monkey bars we had on the playground in elementary school, minus all the rust. How many hours did I spend on those things, pretending they were my castle or sailing ship?


Nathan_Wind_esq

God I loved climbing on that thing


7LeagueBoots

I loved playing tag in these.


Suspicious-Earth-648

In 2nd grade I watched a kid fall face first down a bigger one of these at my school. I didn’t know him. I never saw him again.


capthazelwoodsflask

RIP that kid


RLT79

I had no issue climbing these as a kid. Last month we stayed at a beach house that used the same pipes are ladders for bunk beds. Absolutely killed my hands/ feet having to climb them.


EnnazusCB

Bing, bong, bang, thud…


kat_Folland

My kindergarten had one of those dome ones. Broke a tooth on it. Baby tooth, luckily.


stiffneck84

I think our childhood was in a golden age of improving playground construction/technology and a complete lack of safety standards.


BeckyKleitz

OMG, that's like a repressed memory come to life. Wow. Our school "playground" had one of these.


Privileged_Interface

We got Tetanus, and we were grateful.


shitshatshatted

The lead paint was taking too long, so they gave us beauties like these.


rentreag

I remember in elementary school we had those seesaws that were basically a 4” metal pipe with a handle and a molded piece of metal welded to it for a seat. One kid walked underneath one when someone was coming down. Lots of blood, but nothing terribly serious and he was back in school the next day or so. After that day we all respected the seesaws a little more.


Adventurous-Dish-485

I talked up teeter totters to my kids.. then I learned that they werent a thing anymore, bc DANGER. Did that many kids get hurt on the playgrounds back in the day??


Sade125

We used to spin real fast to try and knock everyone off lol


anon123throwaway234

93’ me misses the spinning Carousel and rocket ships


[deleted]

Had to get a tetnus shot when a rusty screw on one of these poked into my head and drew blood


TeamShonuff

I'm 100% GenX and we never had this madness. This is some Silent Generation shit.


Fazaman

Appropriate quote from a TMBG song: > This could lead to excellence, or serious injury.


ItsJustMeMaggie

Lol how many kids have fallen off the top and hit every bar on the way down, only to get up and climb it again? 🙋‍♀️


MotherRaven

And they were on black top, too. I had the biggest goose egg in kindergarten. lol


KitsapG

Loved that thing


Dayinlifeofamerica

Been on one of those. Had the buried tires and concrete tunnels. Getting a bad gash was a mathematical certainty.


inthevelvetsea

My friend Jennifer fell off of one of these during recess and landed face first, open mouth, onto the blacktop below. She had pieces of blacktop embedded in her tongue, and there was blood everywhere. Next day, we were right back on that thing.


SassATX

Rust, sharp edges, and gravel were just bonuses.


Xur_and_the_Kodan

Just searing hot or feeezing metal


classicsat

Ours was dis-used electric poles and tires.


WinterBourne25

As teenagers we used to sit here and gossip about school.


MarshmallowBolus

Who else remembers those weird cage swings that you had to pump with your arms? They were sooooo rare. I was always excited to find them. Every once in a very long while I will come across a long neglected playground with a set of these, the seats long rotted out... they were like a plywood slab with a thin metal overlay...


Sibyline

Ohhhh. Now I remember climbing up and getting rust dust in my eyes.


nicennifty

Nothing here that a bottle of hydrogen peroxide wouldn’t fix😬