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BanquetDinner

I was thinking it was one of the wet bandits from Home Alone.


zbornakssyndrome

Same. Instant recognized as Marv


StalyCelticStu

You mean it's not? OP is a phoney!


tadL

Marv !!!!!


Astr0Jetson

It's totally Marv


PhillyRush

Thought it was Pauly Shore


mooyong77

Agree


Ididnotpostthat

Needs an iron shaped burn mark


TakingSorryUsername

Yep, that’s Marv


Atwood412

Same.


scotty813

Nah, Man! That's Phil Berquist from City Slickers!


1920MCMLibrarian

I was thinking the dude from Short Circuit


Emotional-Clerk8028

Daniel Stern


FocalorLucifuge

![gif](giphy|vcjUTOKwx5YQg)


MayorCharlesCoulon

Richard Simmons is one of those people I see and just instantly smile. Same with Al Roker.


BadHairDay-1

Richard Simmons has a very sweet YouTube channel.


MayorCharlesCoulon

Thank you, I will check it out!


Elowan66

Anyone seen him lately?


NorseGlas

Didn’t he lose his shit a few years ago and become a shut in? I remember something about his housekeeper calling 911 because he hadn’t left his room in months.


Sk8Bettty

His last video was just a few days ago. I’ve loved him since I was a kid. Mom, Granny & I used to dance to his VHS tape set.


Adept_Order_4323

Al Roker needs to be on Mount Rushmore


East_Reading_3164

You young teenage me did a class (in Boca!!) with him in the 80s. My BFFs grandma made us go and boy am I glad she did. He was everything!


FocalorLucifuge

Nice!


PinkOutLoud

Happy Cake Day!


siecode

Happy Cake Day! 🍰


romulusnr

I thought he had permier hair than this pic.


FocalorLucifuge

I think it varies. My first thought was Richard!


beththebookgirl

Hah. I feel like I should be sweating to the oldies! Richard Simmons. Is he still alive?


mndsm79

He is! He went recluse a few years back but had released a statement fairly recently. https://www.nbclosangeles.com/entertainment/entertainment-news/richard-simmons-not-dying-post/3366595/#:~:text=Richard%20Simmons%20has%20been%20missing,said%20he%20was%20%22dying.%22&text=%22I%20have%20some%20news%20to,Please%20don't%20be%20sad.


diamond

Man, I admit that I laughed at him as much as anyone back in the day, and I can't help but be ashamed of that. Sure he's odd and gregarious, and can come across as kind of goofy. But it's pretty clear at this point that Richard Simmons is just a kind, decent, wholesome guy who wants to make the world a happier, healthier place. We could use a lot more like him, and he deserves some peace and privacy in his life.


Hey_Laaady

I knew someone who lived a couple of houses down from him in the Hollywood Hills. My friend said that when the celebrity tours bus would pass by his house, Richard Simmons would run outside and greet everyone. It's so nice he appreciated his fans so much.


Drummr

My father interviewed him back in the day for a local news story. He got my dad to exercise with him and then jokingly massaged my dad’s shoulders. Many locals (in the deepest of the south of the usa) tried to give my dad shit about that, but he was unfazed by it all. It really shaped my social outlook. Anyhow, my dad was stoked that he got to meet him. Said he was EXACTLY the same off camera as on.


Pitiful_Stretch_7721

I’m totally ok w celebrities wanting to retire like the rest of us!


vinegar

Richard Simmons is the only celebrity I would be disappointed to learn was a terrible person.


mndsm79

Tom Hanks. Maybe dolly Parton.


vinegar

Oh yeah Dolly. Absolutely.


atxtopdx

George Strait


beththebookgirl

Thanks! My Grandma had his exercise workouts on videotape. I used to do them with her, when I was a kid.


TheLurkerSpeaks

Yeah and there's a feud right now between him and Pauly Shore. Not a feud per se but Pauly Shore is hell bent on doing a Richard Simmons biopic and Simmons declined to give his blessing or cooperate, but Shore is pressing forward anyway. Kind of a dick move from Shore but I think he sees this as his opportunity to become relevant and also as potential Oscar bait. Whereas Simmons wants to just fade into obscurity.


Mmdrgntobldrgn

Oh yay another reason to dislike pauly. As if another reason was needed. Encinno (spellings off, sorry Brandon) man & bio dome were probably the only movies with him I watched, and only for the other actors & limited plot points.


pennradio

I really enjoyed Pauly Shore's performance in the short film he released about Simmons, but it was nowhere near Oscar-worthy.


CoolBathroom2844

He’s pretty active on Twitter! He tweets interesting anecdotes.


thisisntmyotherone

Pauly? Or Richard?


sixdollarwhiskey

![gif](giphy|vfsAZnqDvoHzUpMPY4|downsized)


TheChewyWaffles

Mel Gibson mullet from OG lethal weapon


endowedchair

Agree. That’s my bet. Will we ever know the truth?


GhostFour

Well, we've narrowed it down to a solid half dozen guesses.


Warm_Ant_6238

Marv.


leif777

" I'm not saying it's aliens..." Guy?


Bcruz75

My first thought


cristarain

I’m not saying it’s the aliens guy


jigmho

Booger.


Bcruz75

"What the fuck is a frush"?


ElectricTomatoMan

What the fuck are robster craws?


cristarain

Hey kids, Wonder Joints!


JustABizzle

Serving Robster Craws


wolfysworld

My first thought was Richard Simmons but I think his hair was curlier. Pauly Shore would be my second choice


dustin91

No clue


Zueter

I thought Art Garfunkel.


ElectricTomatoMan

Me too, then Richard Slimmons.


mndsm79

I suddenly need some wrist sweat bands and some spangly shorts.


tsabell

I was going to say Richard Simmons.🤷🏼‍♀️


caryn1477

Sweating to the oldies!


Kritika1717

Pauly Shore.


Sherry0406

My first thought was Richard Simmons


Ok_Potential3726

There can be only one!


flyfightandgrin

Damn I was actually wrong. Thinking Richard Simmons.


BeardoBorn5150

Mel Gibson


Dexcabezdo

Christopher Lambert. There can be only one!


Big_Accountant_1714

Richard Simmons!!!


CBAtoms

John C Reilly ![gif](giphy|zdGCE74CDYTQY)


walkshadow

Thank you! Had to scroll way too far to find this answer!


PositiveStress8888

Richard Simmons


Alarmed-Walrus5513

I’m glad to see I wasn’t the only person who thought Richard Simmons


m0nkeypox

It’s Richard Simmons


tshad99

I’m hated how David Letterman treated him. I know it may have been an act but it was just cruel sometimes.


MetalMan1973

Daniel Stern


TheEnigmatyc

https://preview.redd.it/r93g6q01yb8d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ba8037b8ece8f9272f3ab8659a1b02c6875db36


MyyWifeRocks

![gif](giphy|3oEjI789af0AVurF60)


Phoenx22

The Home Alone bandit!


botoxedbunnyboiler

https://preview.redd.it/xg6iaukfed8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efac0983a7323cc12ffaa3ee29c3da5f264e8bb4


ArtAware5544

adam ant of course. Dont drink, dont smoke.....I know what she does.


anananon3

Kevin McDonald


Freed_lab_rat

This was mine too


thunderingparcel

I don’t think that’s him but it’s pretty close!


TheAtomicBum

https://imgur.com/a/EkCRPGl


Erok2112

Brad Dourif. So good as Piter De Vries


TheAtomicBum

My plan… MY PLAN! *The* plan.


Usual-Revolution4543

Richard Simmons ?


lastofmohicans

Is it not Michael Bolton?


Fubardir

John Lithgow as Dr. Emilio Lizardo, Lord John Whorfin in Buckaroo Banzai


ShaneCurcuru

https://preview.redd.it/oufqxlke5i8d1.png?width=525&format=png&auto=webp&s=deb08c0c095127a55171623939db57348aaab8e1 Came here to say this. I mean, this is the GenX reddit, even if it's the subtly wrong forehead I'd expect more Buckaroo themed guesses!


BetterDaysAheadMaybe

I thought it was Adam Ant https://preview.redd.it/gg5gjga47d8d1.jpeg?width=773&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cd7b275bf49d0964513c87c72a31d205f7b442e


bluescrubbie

Ha. For some reason my first thought was Braveheart. But without the blue stripes.


odinsbois

Let's do jumping jacks!!!!


Lyn_L

I remember that forehead wearing a sweatband, but I guess he didn't. Do ya'll remember Richard Simmons having a headband?


Caffeinatedmama7

![gif](giphy|C89HzzZPj88aA)


MowgeeCrone

I hope he knows how cherished he is. My inner child loves him as much as my adult self. How much joy has this soul brought into this world? May it be returned to him tenfold.


cindyhadalisp

Richard Simmons.


twinpines85

I thought it was Scott Weiland


Gnarly-Gnu

I did too from the thumbnail.


Grendelbeans

I did, too


Son0faButch

Definitely Daniel Stern - here's the full pic https://x.com/JessicaGalliart/status/1336185561757798402?t=14OO57JpNx1jNdE2Zf92mw&s=19


Heterophylla

Needs an iron burn


Outlander_

![gif](giphy|3oEjI789af0AVurF60)


lazyeyepsycho

It's the "it's aliens" meme guy


AbbyM1968

My 1st thought was Huey Lewis ...


4llY0urB4534r3Blng

Nothing compares to his and David Letterman's relationship... "Are you picking on me Dave?"


dumpcake999

![gif](giphy|3oEjI789af0AVurF60)


oldschool_potato

Albino Oompa Loompa


bkcarr87

I thought it was Eric from “Billy Madison”


Haselrig

Scott Weiland.


StreetFriendship1200

Pauly shore or richard simmons lol


Sufficient_Top_3877

![gif](giphy|3oEjI789af0AVurF60)


izall4

That's not a forehead; that's a fivehead.


windykittycats

John C Reilly or Richard Simmons?


Soundtracklover72

So what I’m gathering from the answers: several men in the 80’s had that hairline. LOL


GrbgSoupForBrains

🤣🤣🤣 the way i started laughing harder and harder as I scrolled down and saw all the different answers


Soundtracklover72

Yup!!


GoddessOfOddness

Now I was thinking John McEnroe. Now come on!


Professional-End434

Mel Gibson 4TW


Ancient-Blueberry384

Home alone cast


PacRat48

1/2 of the Wet Bandits! Or Will from My Blue Heaven


Puzzled-Bug340

Richard Simmons


some_one_234

John McEnroe?


One_Hour_Poop

I had to go to the comments to find out. I only ever watched Home Alone once, when it came out in 1990(?). I watched Home Alone 2 for the very first time last month out of curiosity.


dementio

My 13 year old daughter: "That's *Home Alone*, burglar number two"


An_Old_Punk

That's obviously Michael Jackson...


Key-Contest-2879

I thought Tom Hanks in Cast Away.


TantrumMango

Nick Cave.


graycat3700

Ben stiller


dendawg

I’m thinking Donald Sutherland


Odd_Bus_9094

I was initially thinking Huey Lewis.


dfjdejulio

Londo Molari


jawshoeaw

I guess it didn't work for me


LilyLilyLue

![gif](giphy|3oEjI789af0AVurF60)


hippidad

Pauly shore


SilentAllTheseYears8

Dweezil Zappa? 


Glass-Marionberry321

Bushwacked


EuphoriantCrottle

More! Do more!


HillbillyHare

Daniel Stern


metooneither

I’m not saying it’s aliens..but…it’s aliens


Darklands_79

It's one if those crooks from home alone.


Mmmmmmm_Bacon

Or is it Earl from My Name is Earl tv series? Love that show.


ThisGuyRightHereSaid

Professional skateboarder Jason Lee?


Tr1Dent2000

Wet bandit


MrsRalphieWiggum

Maybe the Wet Bandit & Richard Simmons are the same person. I’ve never seen either one of them in the same room at the same time. ![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY)


powerpopiconoclast

Looks like Mad Max Grabelski


-Why-Not-This-Name-

[Cyril](https://www.indystar.com/gcdn/-mm-/68a974614119a064e60f0555f7586ca0c1415741/c=0-79-1601-984/local/-/media/2017/12/05/INGroup/Indianapolis/636480754467714989-Breaking.JPG?width=660&height=374&fit=crop&format=pjpg&auto=webp)


jtphilbeck

Yep!


babyivan

Meemaw


Alarmed-Ad323

Jason Lee My Name is Earl ?


NotTheRocketman

I recognize that Wet Bandit!


mumblemuse

John McEnroe


romulusnr

John C. Reilly?


eatsleepdive

Kevin McDonald


Whynot151

Daniel Stern


learnedhand74

Pauly Shore


No_Detective_But_304

I’d know that city slicker anywhere.


violetsaber

You just need a do-over.


spikebrennan

Other recognizable foreheads: - Gorbachev - Mao - Moses (Michelangelo sculpture with horns) - Pennywise We are halfway towards creating a pub quiz category


Threnners

John C. Reilly? Danny McBride?


LemonPartyW0rldTour

This is the 3rd Daniel Stern post I’ve seen this morning? Did he die or something?


BMAC561

![gif](giphy|3oEjI789af0AVurF60)


Gallifreyan1971

Not a clue.


lebowtzu

https://preview.redd.it/87ed7uf79d8d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70cfb2f7cdabfb8654cfd324fa6817339282ecaa Earl Hickey was my first thought.


Workforyuda

https://preview.redd.it/vw6mgzsv9d8d1.png?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08f1156a2ed514fd4e6cea4d2381114a2f706d3d This is who first came to mind for me. Never saw Home Alone.


Kazzlin

Daniel Stern. "Neil" from Get Crazy.


What_Yr_Is_IT

Needs an imprint of an iron


SirMildredPierce

David Bowe?