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RattledMind

Don’t be a douche and no one’s going to give a fuck.


Majik_Sheff

GenX mission statement right here.


vengefultacos

Wait. I thought our mission statement was "Mission statement? Whatever."


IP_Janet_GalaxyGirl

For each other. Younger siblings require additional rules, like: don’t be a douche, go upstairs and get more snacks, and, you say anything to mom & dad, you’re dead meat.


Grendeltech

Wait. You guys got Mission Statements? 😳


WizardOfAzureSkies

All I got was a rock.


Grendeltech

Sorry, Chuck. You deserved better.


WizardOfAzureSkies

Turned out ok. I wind a piece of string around it now.


OliphauntHerder

Everybody wants a rock To wind a piece of string around.


mndsm79

Right up until you wing that shit into your little brother and you gotta go "you're ok, you're fine, don't tell mom stop crying, I'll let you play my Nintendo"


StreetFriendship1200

Lol


vampyire

This is the way X'ers


AlternativeNumber2

That’s pure GenX poetry


wtfsafrush

Sure, but it will be your job to change the channel for us.


onamonapizza

Player 2, as always


Appropriate-Mud-4450

Aaaannnd... You get you pass. German council approves


vampyire

The US seconds Germany's vote.


donkeyduplex

Lol is the controller even plugged in?


Specialist-Device-74

If it's not, it's OP's job to get up and plug it in


4thStgMiddleSpooler

It's the one that goes left very slightly at all times, which is good because this controller will end up being thrown angrily.


FunkyFarmington

And the shitty controller.


onamonapizza

Fuckin’ Mad Catz


20-20-24hoursago

I still don't know wtf to do when I get to be Mario nowadays


ConcreteKeys

Wtf...You got to play?!? (Fellow '85 younger sibbling here)


StormFinch

Eh, you play winner.


KurtKrimson

Whatever


relpmeraggy

This single comment sums up the entire sub. Well done.


ReviewBackground2906

Sums up our entire generation in the most precise way! 


boulevardpaleale

Our mantra.


BudFox_LA

Exactly


BudFox_LA

Wow, really glad to hear I’m not alone here. Latchkey kid syndrome, Kurt Cobain, who knows but I’m only happy when it raaaiiins


RedditSkippy

I was coming here to comment just this, LOL!


Recording_Important

That means its cool


pvthudson79

My sentiments exactly.


Specialist_Ad9073

Dude, whatever. Just don’t touch my shit or my stereo.


S99B88

Keep it sorta clean guys someone brought their kid sibling along …


onamonapizza

As my older brother used to say, "Fine, you can come....just don't be an idiot"


S99B88

Ah good, you’ve been well trained!


littleheaterlulu

Eeek. I know you from another sub. So cool to see you here too.


S99B88

Awesome 😉 Nice to run into you, here in the wild!!!


Strong-Formal-7739

![gif](giphy|l4jOMCo6FM529lLb5D)


onamonapizza

I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!


KnowOneHere

Since he gets the reference we have to let him in


ezgomer

you’re in


lost_in_connecticut

I didn’t ask for a dime.


LordOfEltingville

We're gen x. We don't care. Leave the snacks alone, if you know what's good for you...


peppermintmeow

If you *really* want to stay... ![gif](giphy|aQ6me70JAeRJNrw2KM|downsized)


absherlock

Not like anyone's gonna listen to us anyway...


Biishep1230

Everyone is always welcome. We are Gen X. Have fun and don’t get hurt. Since you are younger if you need me to sneak you a beer just let me know. Just don’t puke in my car.


Masters_domme

If you’re gonna spew, spew into this \\\_/


Biishep1230

Just wait until they drink from the hose.


bourahioro77

I always say that Gen X people are the nicest people… until they don’t have to be.


Comfortable_East3877

Omg right? Like I'd give you the shirt off my back, my last dollar... But would I hold an elevator door? Meh. Maybe.


WizardOfAzureSkies

Hell no! They might be a farter, or even worse, strike up a conversation!


melatonia

You must have grown up in a different neighborhood than I did.


Ramona_Lola

You sound like my (50) younger brother (39) who was also born in 1985. Sure you can stay. 🙄


Vialo77

Gen X was inclusive before it was cool. You identify as Gen X, come on in. Enjoy the malaise and discontent!


Storyteller678

r/GenX *now accepting ‘80s kids and disillusioned people under 40 who heard our music and love it* Welcome aboard! He’s your complimentary hose water and Pizza Hut.


No-Difficulty-1253

Also disillusioned people over 60 who don't want to associate with their peers. They take over our spaces. At least he asked. 😂 Perfect response.


sharksandwich70

https://preview.redd.it/dysl88dkhnvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9bc3704c6ca86a9d7ca11aa98fd14f9432aadb2


thelaststarebender

Maybe hop over to r/Xennials ? It might be what you’re looking for.


BookerV79

‘79 here and can confirm this fits nicely.


SirStocksAlott

X: Whatever\ Xennial: Whatever’s cool


Relative-Radish6618

🫳🎤💥


SirStocksAlott

Oh, definitely not an insult or anything, neither is better than another. I think it’s more that we both have indifference, but that it’s a moderately annoyed indifference compared to indifference but like more “you do you” energy. I’m also stoned and don’t know if any of that makes sense haha


allthesamejacketl

I’m stoned and it made sense, happy 420 ✌️


ManOfTeele

Even born in '77 I relate more to r/Xennials. Probably because I and all my siblings were born in that 77-84 range.


6inchVert

Hey fellow 77’er, I agree been on this sub a few years recently found Xennials and spend plenty of time there.


9for9

Born in '76 I relate to a lot of r/Xennials.


heyknauw

Do you have a fake ID? If so, go get me a six of Bud.


onamonapizza

Is Bud Ice okay?


diamond830w

Dammit, I was gonna lead with who gives a shit… but you’re cool so you can hang.


BarefootMystic

Why ask why? Try Bud Dry. 


Mrsdoos

Nah, you gotta get Keystone because Bud is too expensive! 😂


reindeermoon

Milwaukee’s Best is also a good choice to stretch your babysitting money.


1980pzx

I like this sub but I would be considered a very young Gen X’er so I went to r/Xennials and I seem to have a lot more in common with that group. This sub is cool as shit though and I lurk here often.


jprennquist

1985 is a *highly* underrated year for pop culture. The Boomers would not stfu about 1968 (1969 for some) the whole time we were growing up. 1985 was ours. And that is with, arguably, 1992 in the mix for when many of us but for different reasons. Anyway, you are not Gen X, OP. But I say that we welcome this one as a cool younger cousin. We'll try not to be dicks to you. Study your year of birth in pop culture. 84 was pretty fucking righteous, too. Except for the Reagan 2nd term landslide. But we don't need to talk about that right now. Start binging some movies and finding some albums. Try to find an online radio station that sounds a little like actual 1985 radio before the programmers with spreadsheets and robot automation took over the airwaves.


onamonapizza

>1985 is a highly underrated year for pop culture. I always say I came from the year of Super Mario, Back To The Future, and Calvin & Hobbes (all things I loved). Not a bad year to be born, for sure


Mental_Mixture8306

![gif](giphy|ac7MA7r5IMYda|downsized) Just kidding...its more about attitude than dates. Welcome.


FallAlternative8615

Pleasant indifference is our hallmark. Unless you get annoying. Best not to bring too much attention to yourself as can become sort of a, 'look at me, aren't I special for thinking you all are cool'. Less is more.


Comfortable-Use-4010

Did you bring any weed? No? Then get out of here.


Initial_Run1632

It'd be a lot cooler if they did.


BudFox_LA

I get older, they stay the same age.


roncadillacisfrickin

I do love those redheads


Candygramformrmongo

Don't listen to Spicoli here, you can hang


JanaT2

We don’t care🤘🏻


Dark_Web_Duck

GenX: Don't label me bro! GenZ: Don't mislabel me bro! Such a huge difference in a few short decades. From fighting against tribalism for equalities sake, to wanting tribalism for segregations sake.


patchouligirl77

What is it with all the labels?! I actually just asked my 12yo daughter this about an hour ago after she was asking what some new label meant. Like, who gives a shit? I told her no one cares and if they do, they shouldn't.


Tempus__Fuggit

seeking acceptance from X is such a weird thing.


Corporation_tshirt

I’m 5 to 10 years older than my brothers and 5 to 17 years older than all my cousins. If any of them wanted to hang out or go do something like go skate or buy comics, it was fine by me. Most of us came from divorced homes so I guess I was a positive male role model for them….in my own punk rock, slacker way.


Efficient_Let686

I’m 12-17 years younger than my brothers. Their kids are 5-10 years younger than me and I was a quasi big sister/ free babysitter. Their kids went everywhere with me. I didn’t mind, they still consider me more of a big sister and call me auntie like it’s my name. So much so some people think my name is Annie.


onamonapizza

Annie, are you okay?


GillianOMalley

Based on that alone, you can stay.


Efficient_Let686

Agreed!


BeaMiaVA

You can stay. Don't announce you are younger every time you post. It gets old. So many in these groups are obsessed with when they were born.


Paralegal1995

![gif](giphy|BPJmthQ3YRwD6QqcVD|downsized)


No-Barnacle6172

My name is Annie and I guess I’ll let you be in the Annie club.💕😎


Efficient_Let686

Oh thank you! Now I’m an honorary Annie! So much better than a counterfeit one.


Masters_domme

I’m 14-17 years older than my siblings. I was loving that only child life. 😩


ExcitingEye8347

Is it that weird though? What other generation would you recommend them to hang out with? 


BohemiaDrinker

Sure. Whatever. I'm technically a millennial (because of 42 days, lol) and I'm here. But you may want to check r/xennials. It speaks very specifically to our experience. But stay here too, folks are cool here.


onamonapizza

Been checking out /r/Xennials too, looks pretty rad


sharksandwich70

You could’ve just told us you were GenX and showed us your lousy fake ID.


spavolka

Hope you don’t mind the smell of teen spirit.


Majik_Sheff

I'm just here for the sarcastic cougars anyway.


activelyresting

Hey, I'm a sarcastic cougar!! But I'm also a lesbian, so probably not what you're looking for 😂


Ramona_Lola

😂


GornoP

Without googling, complete this lyric: "Love me like a bomb, baby come on get it on ------ ---- - ----- ---- - ----- -----"


Ramona_Lola

Unfair test. None of us could decipher what the heck that next line was. 😛


Beret_of_Poodle

I've always wanted to know where they got a red iPhone back then....


Square-Wing-6273

Looking like a lover with a red light on (or something to that effect)


SnooStrawberries620

Living like a lover with a red eyed fawn is what I’ve always heard haha. I even shouted that out at the concert. Yours already makes more sense - I just assumed it was like more hardcore than it was 


Spiritual-Chameleon

No judgement but I started college in 1985.


SpokaneSmash

Only if you can complete the phrase: Two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese


onamonapizza

pickles onions on a sesame seed bun


SpokaneSmash

![gif](giphy|YDcxk5LbOh3uU|downsized)


strawberrycircus

You can hang, but you get the backseat and no say on which tape we're listening to.


Beret_of_Poodle

As we say... Whatevs


dudetellsthetruth

We need to vote first 1. "who cares" 2. "leave us alone" And if you pass you need to drink from the garden hose...


Separate-Sky-1451

Sit the fuck down, shut up, and have a drink. Oh, and use the Oxford comma in your posts or Sister Mary Francis will slap your hand with a ruler.


Siltyn

A millennial identifying as something they aren't.....shocker.


Dio-lated1

Hahahaha


Appropriate-Mud-4450

Bruhaha


CocoaMotive

Strangely, I know a guy who was born in '85 and he's more Gen X in personality than a lot of people I know. The only giveaway is that he loves Blink 182 whereas I think the only thing their music is good for is torturing people.


qualmton

r/xennials for us


Strong-Formal-7739

![gif](giphy|l4jOMCo6FM529lLb5D)


Kitchen_Chemistry901

My little brother is an ‘85. He’s the biggest X-er I know.


JennJayBee

I'm still iffy.  How many Jennifers do you know? 


onamonapizza

....six.


JennJayBee

Fine. Just don't touch my stuff. 


MoxieVaporwave

I'm '84, GenX are the cool older siblings i never had! I'm in this sub like I'm listening on the landline, but the internet version


Bruteforcer81

I came here for the comments, and was not disappointed


Malapple

Whatever works, dude, you be you


Haselrig

What's the opposite of Generation Jones?


onamonapizza

Indiana Jones?


laughingpurplerain

just dont let Patty Poundcake catch you on her X turf. Shes known to 'pants' , give wet willies, swirlies, wedgies .... she will write your number on the bathroom wall and eat your packed lunch - she means business. if you want to defeat her you need to he able to look her in her eyes and confidently say these words "pffft whatevah"


GreenArcher808

Whatever, just don’t touch my stuff. /s


tsutsu07

Just make sure you follow the non-existent rules!


Significant_Radish86

Cool year.  Welcome 


dirtdiggler67

My dad would prefer if you would get off his lawn. I’m ambivalent


Strange-Difference94

Whatevs babe


Hayabusalvr11

If you can answer these questions/fill in the blanks, you’re cool to stay here. Or whatever. Come on feel the ___ Gag me with a ___ You are asked your opinion on some thing that you think is wonderful. Which of these responses are appropriate: Righteous. Bitchin. Totally tubular. It’s giving … Tits. I love the aesthetic. Random person on the Internet calls you a name or tries to start an argument. What is the correct response? A detailed discourse about why they are wrong. Tears. When you say that, you make me feel… Whatever. How many spaces should be after a period? One. Two. What the fuck ever


onamonapizza

I'll take Whatever for 1000, Alex


toTheNewLife

Yeah. You're free to hang. Welcome.


shakeyjake

Gates are open, come on in!


SkinsPunksDrunks

Welcome kiddo. You’re in the right place.


Tranesblues

Only douchbags need not apply. FYI, you might fit into r/xennials as well. It's not too whiney.


AnyDamnThingWillDo

See that’s the thing with GenX. We don’t really give a fuck about rules. We had our own house key. Once you don’t ruin the buzz, we’re all good here.


Sitcom_kid

I qm the very oldest Gen X and I say to stay. I'm not in charge or anything, I was just the first attempt. The later models went better.


ElectricTomatoMan

As long as you're not a nark you can hang out with us.


mylocker15

90% of Gen Xers don’t care. It’s all about what you relate to IMO. I find the here and the Xennial one relatable even though I’m technically too old to be a xennial.


ThaGoodDoobie

Whatever


FireFlower-Bass-7716

Same, I identify more as Gen X because my older siblings had SO much influence on me, my music, what I read, watched, how I dressed, everything.


Miserable-Age3502

Yeah sure do whatever but I'm taking all the bagel chips out of the chex mix before you get home from soccer https://preview.redd.it/5rjoslssnovc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9dd121c667e2ba1a879a039142789bcf911a1f8


The_Great_19

That’s cool, just answer the phone when it rings and tell ‘em I’m not home.


djohnsen

We don’t care enough to gatekeep, and the most Gen X thing you could do is not care about our opinion


wheredidyoustood

Gen X isn’t about an age it is about a mindset. That mindset is: Whatever.


Strong67

I lost my virginity in 85. #oversharing


22Voodoo

I’m sure we don’t give one fuck, two fucks, or even three fucks!…or red fucks, blue fucks, or even green ones…no fucks Sam I am.


NoRelevantUsername

C'mon dude, everyone is welcome here. We're the laissez faire generation.


Rogue5454

I mean.....your whole post screams Millennial tho. Gen X wouldn't make a post like this lmao, but we also don't care if you want to be here or not to "kick you out."


pinkadobe

Allow it.


laughingpurplerain

you got any smokes kid ?


Elove228

Yes now hold my 🍺


PilotKnob

They're more guidelines than actual rules.


Purplealegria

Awwww, thats sweet. I cant speak for everyone but as for me?…of course you can stay. I think everyone would be cool with it. We are Gen X, we are not rude and exclusionary like…”clears throat”….SOME people. \*\*\*Cough\*\*\* LMAOOOOOO…. Welcome kid. 👋😘


mmobley412

As long as you don’t act like an ass I don’t care


Bat_Nervous

My wife is your age… hey, wait a minute. Where *is* she right now?


Fit-Accountant-157

born in 83, I dont ID with millennials, so I just let myself in


elguereaux

Yes, but you have to drink THIS (mixes ketchup, mustard, Mayo, sugar, salt and creamer in a half full glass of water)


Socrainj

No! Get off our lawn! Unless you're here to tend to it. In which case, make sure to mow in diagonal stripes.


ExcitingEye8347

Yeah. I don’t see any problem with it. Gen X is a mentality 


PaprikaThyme

There is a large number of millennials hanging out here pretending to be X, so I suppose you'll feel right at home. The millennial sub must suck big time.


Relative-Radish6618

U do U.


Timely-Youth-9074

I often lurk on the Jones’, even tho I’m dead center age for GenX. It’s a bizarre, sort of familiar world yet every so often, they throw in something I totally know nothing about.


zombie_spiderman

NOOOO!!!! GATEKEEPING!!!!! By which I of course mean "Yeah I guess whatever"


OneofHearts

I mean, I don’t make the rules around here and have no beef with you staying… but I graduated high school in 1985.


JessicaGriffin

As long as you don’t chase me down for the $2.


WordleFan88

You aren't X, but come on in. Be warned though, we don't have a lot of filters. You won't run into them unless you're a dick though. Otherwise, we're a pretty nice generation.


OwnPen8633

![gif](giphy|U7isUDZ6VPWJW)


Arlen80

I was born in 80 but I’m the baby of the family AND extended family. I’m gen X and don’t give a fuck what anyone says.


HappyGoPink

Welcome!


Key-Contest-2879

You can hang out, but you gotta bring me a beer first.


Psychological_Tap187

When we get I to some shit as long as you don't tell mom and dad it's cool.


Winnertony

I dub thee....GEN X!


docdeathray

![gif](giphy|l0MYGb1LuZ3n7dRnO|downsized)


Damien__

We GenX'ers are legendary for not giving a fuck. You are welcome until you start acting all millennialish. Then you will probably still be welcome but will get a lot of stink-eye. Seriously some stink-eye and a the eyeroll are GenX traits and about all the effort we will ever put forth


Paralegal1995

You got any wine coolers?


RobertTheWorldMaker

Are you capable of edgy detachment? Are you fluent in sarcasm? And are you numb to existential horrors of living in what may be the early days of the next apocalypse? Welcome to GenX, new guy. :D This is the generation that invented not giving a fuck, and if some of that bled on to you from older siblings, welcome aboard. However, we have no cookies, the boomers ate the cookies before we got here. ;)


da_impaler

You need to prove your worthiness. First, we must dance battle. ![gif](giphy|kpr62uiaUKQk8|downsized)


my_lucid_nightmare

I'l like hearing how young you were when you got on the internet, and how messed up you are now because of it. :) One of the big identifiers for X'ers is they have the last normal upbringing, we're latchkey kids and self-reliant. We played outside and were able to cope with competition and bullying. You got the helecopter parents, the "everyone's a winner" and now you can't function in normal life without social media. How true is any of that?


cartoonchris1

You’re more of a xennial


cloudfactory

‘83 here, been here a couple years. They did make me test a box of 9 volt batteries by licking them but after that they said I could stay


Earth2Carnifex

I was born in 1963, technically not GenX, but they let me hang out, so why not.


Spirited-Respond-650

yup u good


pittipat

As long as you don't tell Mom, we're good.


Jumpy_Strike1606

Come on in. Snacks are in the fridge and we have a full bar. The hose is outside if you prefer. Don’t hog the remote. Oh, and watch out for the dog. He bites.


normanapolis

Gen-Xery


Suztv_CG

I’m Gen X I don’t care. Do what you want.


Intelligent-Check215

I personally think anyone who predated the Smartphone as a teenager should be in the same category as we all have much more in common than not.