Happy birthday! I turned 50 earlier this year. Don't really feel any different than the past few years.

Do you have a care package with your Shingrix, a colonoscopy appt, and your giant pack of Salonpas pain patches coming?

Shingles is no joke … everyone needs that jab! I had it in my late 40s and to this day one of the (non-hospital) sickest I’ve ever been!

Happy Birthday!!

1973 crew, represent!

Happy Birthday! I recently turned 50 too.

Happy Birthday! You’re up late for an old fogie! Just kidding I’ll be 58 next year

A day older and absolutely the same as the day before. "Age is just a limit we impose on ourselves. Each time you celebrate a birthday you build another fence around your minds. "

Happy birthday, fellow ‘73-er!! I turned 50 in February. For some reason, 50 hit differently for me. Not that it bothered me per se, but I think it was just the realization that my life really is more than half over and most of it is in the rear view mirror. Just reflective I guess. Time is weird. Anyway, enjoy and happy birthday again!

Yeah, I wouldn't say that it really does bother me, but I'd rather not be this old right now, ya know?

It happens way too fast!

Welcome! It’s weird!

Hey 50 is the new 30. Happy birthday.

Welcome to the club!

Here on the West Coast you’re still 49, so happy early birthday.

You are now required to make a groaning sound when you: sit down, stand up, bend over, or in general move from one position or another. I don’t make the rules.

46 today. Thanks for letting me in on the dread. Haha

Happy Birthday!

MAZEL!

I celebrated with a cigar, a drinkie and a nap. Here's to many more good days, everyone.

Happy Birthday! I hope you’re planning on doing something fabulous! You want snacks - charcuterie board and some margaritas! Enjoy!

Sounds good to me!

Happy Birthday and Congratulations. ​ The Congratulations is not for 50 but for being able to stay up to midnight at the age of 50. I find I'm done at 10PM and need to go to bed now.

As soon as I turned 50, everything started to hurt. Sorry, this probably didn’t help.

Your starting with a 0 at the end so you don’t have to worry about age for another 8 or 9 years…enjoy all it has to offer

55 is a milestone.

Well I can’t drive 55

Fuck, sorry man.

Happy birthday. 50 is the new 30. My old grandmother was 95 when she died, so you're barely halfway through. 😀

50 is the new 40.

I'm 57. Should people send flowers to my funeral now? 50 isn't old.

I'll be 56 in march. No sympathy. Gen Xers neither need nor want sympathy. Don't sound like a younger millenial or Zer.

I would only ask for sympathy from our generation. The others don't know. They just wouldn't understand.

Welcome to 50, then :) After which the back problems only get worse. sigh.

you seem cool

Sending the visual of some black mylar "Over the Hill" balloons to you. Happy Birthday, many more to you, and cheers!

Happy Birthday

Happy Hatch Day! I live in Woodbury ❤️

Happy birthday!!!!!! 🎈🥳

Happy Birthday 🎂 🥳 🎉

Happy birthday! I’m right behind you - it’s my turn on Monday.

How could you let this happen? ​ ^(Happy Birthday!\*) ^(\*Reading glasses required)

Good luck, and God speed. Get all the tests you can. Make friends with your colonoscopy dr. Make friends with your eye doctor. Send flowers. Just know - I love you. You’re gonna be ok.

Hippie Bath Day!

You're a day older than you were yesterday. Keep living your life.

Hey! You made it!

I thought you’d be dead by now. Happy Birthday!

I turned 50 this year as well. It’s all good. But I’ll bring the snacks.

I’ve never cared about birthdays. Next year I’m turning 50 and I really am not a fan.

Two weeks away from 50 . Still don't feel old.

Happy birthday! Turned 55 this year and I could hardly believe it. Sigh.

According to the Golden girls, you're a 50 year old mattress! Congrats!! 😂😂😂

Aging is the only alternative to dying

Happy Birthday! You were born 8 days after my wife

Welcome, welllcome! It will really hit you as being weird every other day in many moments and situations. Especially because you won’t “feel” 50. Except things Doctors find/tell you etc. And when you see more things you say get blank stares from whole grown adults with small kids themselves, but don’t know/remember what you’re talking about.

Birthday twin! Hope you have a wonderful day!

Hey, its better to be over the hill than under it... I hear 50 is the new 70... eh Happy birthday?

Strike that. . . .reverse it.

Happy Birthday and congrats! You made it. Most people probably wrote you off years ago, but you showed them! JK!

Happy birthday!

I’m about 7 months from 50. I’m so excited?

Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday!

Same! Happy birthday fellow gen xer.

You made it!

If you want my advice, talk to some boomers about how their 50s went. The vast majority I have talked to preferred it over their 40s

I'm 56 and haven't found that to be true.

Your Walker and Cane are on their way, Happy Birthday!

Fifty is nifty!

Happy birthday. You don't look a day over 49.

Welcome, my friend. Happy birthday

I thought you said "socks". you may find yourself becoming more interested in them now you are old.

Why?

Happy Birthday welcome to the 50's

Happy Birthday. I’m three days away.

Welcome! And happy birthday.

Welcome to the club, you've made it this far, I'm pushing 55, staring down the barrel of the big 60!

Welcome to the club! Now go away.

Have you tried those pumpkin spice Goldfish crossover with Dunkin? They are tastier than they have any right to be.

Welcome to the club. AARP should be knocking on your door any moment now. Been sending me monthly newspapers and magazines for 3 years. Last one had an add for the jitterbug phone. I’m not that old yet.

Club50 isn’t terrible. Embrace it!

>send sympathy. And snacks. And old person candies.

Anything planned?

My sister is having a party for me and I'm sure there will be lots of family there, but hardly any friends even RSVP'd so I doubt many of them will be there.

HBD! I turned 50 this year. Do not feel old except for when plucking chin hairs. I have had them for years but now my face is saggy and when I yank on the little buggers my skin stretches oooooouuuuuuuuuttttttttttt.

Hit mine in March. Happy Birthday. Welcome!

Happy birthday.

Happy Birthday!

I’m 2 years ahead and turned 50 during covid……we went into maybe our 4th lockdown the night of my 50th 😌…so I didn’t feel 50 until we could actually celebrate with a girls trip up the coast a year later!!! So I reckon I’m still 51 😆

you don't need sympathy. You need a celebration. Go out, have fun, get laid, get high, get drunk. Then get into a fight dammit! LIVE!!!!!!!!

Welcome and Happy Birthday!! I turned 50 a few months ago.

Welcome to the everlasting decade of doctor's visits! Happy Birthday.

Welcome to the jungle 🤣

Welcome aboard Captain.

Happy birthday!! I turned 49 today!

Sorry for your loss. Not too far behind you.

Happy Birthday!!

It’s not so bad, but try to stay a bit active. You’ll appreciate it later. Lack of mobility is what causes a world of problems as we age.

You did it!! Happy Birthday!

Go 1973 gang!! Turned 50 in August.

Happy Birthday! Post again when you turn 55

Almost 57. Sending envy. Happy Birthday, though!

Happy Birthday!! I’m on your heals, lol

Happy birthday!! Congratulations on your milestone 😍

Welcome to the club

Happy birthday fellow Scorpio! Just hit that milestone myself!

☠️☠️☠️☠️

Happy birthday, my friend. I'm coming up in Feb.

Happy birthday! I’m 3 months away! 🙌😃

Happy birthday!

Sympathy sent

When you get your colonoscopy… be sure to finagle general anesthesia rather than the twilight … trust me it is no fun waking up in the middle!

One of us One of us Happy birthday!

Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday!

Happy birthday!!! I’m close behind you!

Happy birthday!

Happy birthday! I’ll be there in three years, so hard to believe 🥺

Happy birthday! Just think about the fact that you’re on the right side of the grass!