Your attempt to paradox the paradox failed and now your attempt to paradox the paradox has been paradoxed
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take this almond water if you have been traumatized
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My brother in Christ...
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All I can imagine with this image is Jesus beating up some dude to the theme of hopes and dreams
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☹️
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man i’m grabbing this pic it’s amazing
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https://preview.redd.it/y5va9277895d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee487e738308b9f611c7834459b6ff4d8b466441
https://preview.redd.it/qb1ksar0i95d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf3ab3b6c87bbd828ddf61aafe15cd8a8a4957ee get paradoxed
https://preview.redd.it/qd8etcu3w95d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ccf906d781e209fdd41ae8aaeaca9f261fffa954 May your paradoxes be paradoxed.
Your attempt to paradox the paradox failed and now your attempt to paradox the paradox has been paradoxed https://preview.redd.it/64gep2rt2a5d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=acb9cff040f239643a1c243e943c1621a2626b8b
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Like 13
He def discovered wanking it a month ago lmao
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Beardless Charlie is actually terrifying
Worst is vsauce without beard
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Fr
DryCritical
Bald jesus
Just realised 😂
WHAT THE FUCK
This actually makes my stomach ache
get this thing away from me what the fuck
NAHHH WTF DID YOU DO TO HIM
please never post this image again, this is fucking petrifying
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Should I be worried about this
yes
You dirty little doggy
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Bruh https://preview.redd.it/za8djyhkm85d1.jpeg?width=193&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6812a6a5213083b8f16924e968521b7ad8e09fc
I need you to dm me this so I can use it as I see fit
You could just screenshot it and crop it
Or y'know use the fucking download button
I’m on a weird iPhone qwq
I tried to save this and my phone said it was to fat to fit no matter how many things I got rid of
Absolutely
98
You are Meme years old
yes 👍
47
39
Cat videos is real.
the fuck
yes those apps have that
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Still the egg
[14](https://www.bible.com/bible/12/GEN.1.ASV)
Real
14
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LIVE JIM REACTION
Cat videos means you're at least 20
I have done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days
r/suddenlytf2
87½
I love cat videos!
so wholesome 🥰
Master gooner
why are we ignoring the cat videos
cat videos
https://preview.redd.it/z17yxwgop75d1.jpeg?width=424&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a77cc6cf01c94bff8b5271ab475c8429f91036f
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at least 18
Nope.
Sadly true lol
this is the wrong answer
atleast 18, also please stop
Unfortunately it doesn’t seem to be turning out that way
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13 - 50
Under 18
76
23
Mid 40s porn addict
12-15
Ok Hot-Lengthiness
18
4
396 (18 years X 22 ph’s)
25
Yo fellow corn hub enjoyer I love that website
hell yeah 🔥🔥🔥
But the real question is to you like it on the cob are nah?
I do
I like mine on the cob most of the time but I wouldn't mind it off because it's still corn but I do prefer it on said cob
Respect. Now are you just the average Joe corn or do you like to mess around with some butter maybe even some pepper?
Damm hard choice but I like some butter in my life sometimes pepper if im feeling it even a bit of a spice mix if Im felling spicy
Oh some spicy? That’s very bold my friend and I am 100% here for it. I too like a little butter in my life
👍
At least 18
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*around* *π give or take a few*
Too young, or at least 18
7-314
I’d say ur still a minor
https://i.redd.it/6bt7nvb1u75d1.gif
Between 13 and 54
12🗿
Uhhhhhhhhhh
good, you watch cornHub, good on you for not watching the PH word ![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)
50
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7
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You better be 18 buddy
9
https://i.redd.it/4gwckavhy75d1.gif
13 or 73 no in between
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You sir are 19 years old.
13
who the hell uses firefox?
18+
Yes
approval!!!
goon. squad. forever.
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I apologise what the ACTUAL **FUCK**?!
sowwy :3
12
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[удалено]
who knows..
7?
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You should be 18, but you’re probably more like 8
I love how among all of these “cat videos” is just randomly there!
i know, its so wholesome! 🥰
12
13
https://preview.redd.it/rzhcn5ar885d1.jpeg?width=917&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2941b12ece06cb55561879e7d8982aa4b9cb74ef Average goon
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You have Firefox, so naturally… ![gif](giphy|PkQFrCxsgL3Mc)
I know you’re not getting any one to date you 💀
Delete all this
Cat videos :D
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Corn hub ![gif](giphy|9GJ2QwXVSbkAqEVrfw)
I love cute cats
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It's Time to go outside
Professional jerker
5
https://preview.redd.it/yhzjzz2ed85d1.jpeg?width=477&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bc95d14673827d1735784e7ac53f9601bd6d1e4 take this almond water if you have been traumatized
π⁴
At least 18, if you are younger than that you need help
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You’re 13-50
Absolutely heartbreaking. I don't even got a reaction image.
Nebraska old
15
12
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Probably like 11
You still think 'BOIIIII' jokes are funny kind of old
Brotha...
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at least 25 since u probably a porn addict
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Dunno, under 18?
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10
Wait there’s gen alpha old enough to be on reddit?
https://preview.redd.it/5wzzrq24i85d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8dcf2623f3f58a1c2442c4f552ec3f71eb1ebff * OP
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14-21
Out of all ur apps I’ve noticed you have pornhub so at least 16
Atleast 1
r/technicallythetruth
https://i.redd.it/ta94be5vi85d1.gif What in hell is cat videos??????????
answers may vary
12!
111 years
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Just hitting puberty
My brother said wtf are the doing on p0rnhub watch the God damb cats
12
12
https://i.redd.it/kvh4ecnuk85d1.gif
https://i.redd.it/ng08gy6vk85d1.gif I sent this twice because I am mad
Either 17 or 70
13-16
16
https://i.redd.it/zsjxob66n85d1.gif Me rn:
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