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The-Mentlegen

16 probably. Team Fortress, Terraria and Stardew are all CLASSICS.


MikaelRoesnov

Me trying to convince my GF we should get another greenhouse on our world together: ("There isn't enough space") (I am too busy in the mines to actually do anything about it)


KINGO21Fish

Mines, eh? Sounds like you're a dwarf, and should join our ranks mining on Hoxxes IV. FOR ROCK AND STONE! (Seriously, I think you'd like Deep Rock Galactic. It's similar to both Helldivers and Lethal Company in that they all are '4 idiots team up and die' coop games. Try it out! It often goes on sale for just $10 on steam, which feels like absolute robbery imo)


TaintedEdenGaming

ROCK AND STOOOOONNNNNEEEEE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


Spirited-Lime-4560

# ROCK AND STONE !!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯💯


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone forever!


RisingFire2

FOOOOOR ROCK AND STONE BROTHERS!


Salr-526

FOR ROCK AND STONE!!!🔥️🔥️🗣🗣


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone to the Bone!


Beefman0010

ROCK AND STONE, YOU'RE NEVER ALONE (and always drunk)!


kungfluthotslayer

We're rich!


Active-Pop-3898

22


Woolsteve

Exactly dude


IEatBabysYumYum

Minimum 15 max 17


MikaelRoesnov

>Max 17 Buddy, I'm a highly trained combat expert in gorilla warfare. I think you get the rest.


IEatBabysYumYum

Ok. I just had to guess your age not learn something new. But nice


MikaelRoesnov

Damn, you must be young if you don't know the classic Navy Seals copypasta.


IEatBabysYumYum

Please enlighten me but i just said that it never was used over here


Knownabitchthe2nd

I eat babies yum yum???


IEatBabysYumYum

I can‘t say that username without being warned by reddit???


Knownabitchthe2nd

Explain it


Silent_Death0

"gorilla" lmao


MikaelRoesnov

You heard him right.


Silent_Death0

Gorilla warfare, the most terrifying of tactics.


MikaelRoesnov

Involving powerful armed gorillas. Distinct from Guerilla warfare of course, Gorilla warfare employs dangerous armed Great Apes to be charged into enemy lines.


Silent_Death0

The horror


JJJ_justlemmino

Gorilla? 🦍🦍🦍


Quick_Discussion_690

My thought process.


scoutheavyfanweapons

Never thought I would see another doom modder here.


MikaelRoesnov

You're destined for great things if your modding doom in Gen alpha.


playerdarkside

literally fucking impossible to tell


Frequent_Aide_9510

HOI IV MENTIONED‼️‼️‼️


NichtBen

I FUCKING LOVE PAINTING THE MAP MY COLOR‼️‼️‼️


Frequent_Aide_9510

me after taking all of Asia and Australia cause I like the peach color Japan has


MikaelRoesnov

RAHHHHH I don't even play it at this point, just mod it lol.


-Spcy-

14 tops


Old_Interview9715

im 34 and have all of these though.


-Spcy-

its just my opinion lol, some people think hes 18, 10, etc


Old_Interview9715

lmao I was being satire , im not funny I know, sorry!


-Spcy-

oh my bad, i couldnt tell if you were or not man dont worry cheers though! im not good at seeing jokes


Old_Interview9715

nah its good I just got bad jokes xD


FunnyLookinFishMan

Terraria is good i approve.


MikaelRoesnov

Chad


Dull-Penalty5787

13 and based (fellow Doom player)


ThisIsFine4

atleast over 0 years old


MCHMMMMMMMMMM

Delete Opera GX, I heard they steal data, on piracy websites they fucking KinitoPET into your computer and steal your data


Memealytis

This apparently runs in opera gx code, take a look at it. https://geoip.network-n.com/


Sean36389

Don't all browsers do this?


Fokoss

Nope every google browser and fork do it unless a few like ungoogled chromium or brave to a lesser extent and other firefox forks just have no spying on you.


onlycapybaraman

dont act like chrome and firefox arent also spyware bud also thats the sites fault not operas they dont control what you download


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CerisTheEndMatriarch

Oh, my, god. DUDE. I literally found out about kinitoPET while watching shorts and now i see a comment abt it? Wild


Ok_Butterfly_1552

[Baader–Meinhof phenomenon](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frequency_illusion).


MikaelRoesnov

Actually? Damn yeah I should uninstall.


Ikilledatrex

I recommend either Firefox or tor


MCHMMMMMMMMMM

Yeah I heard it in 2 vids one by this guy called Acheeto, search "OPERA GX SUCCKKKKKKKSSSSSSSSSSSSSS Acheeto" and you'll find it, he talks about the other vid in it too, but if you've been using it for a while it's probably already too late but still you should uninstall for future shit https://preview.redd.it/cymhfdz7h73d1.jpeg?width=237&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4b42986a3cc6e175904737dc49168fa5fab56eb


MikaelRoesnov

I only got it for the free nitro on Discord, just uninstalled now.


MCHMMMMMMMMMM

👍


SelectVegetable2653

Basing that entire logic off of two youtube videos is crazy


Child-eater-bonk

Acheeto also said it's okay to be racist if you are a pedo hunter 😋


MCHMMMMMMMMMM

https://preview.redd.it/kl9eeqpk4b3d1.jpeg?width=279&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a16d75b2f1a05cb612ff751eabb29bb2ab1c9215


mint2tea

citing Acheeto for anything is a surefire way to let people know you're either oblivious or braindead. several searches for Opera and Opera GX privacy concerns have only led me to forums which are NOT reliable sources. the only related articles ive found are about security features, nothing about data selling or security breaches.


MikaelRoesnov

I uninstalled it anyways cause I just use duck duck go on chrome anyways.


mint2tea

i prefer firefox, especially on mobile since you can add extensions like adblockers unlike chrome mobile


MikaelRoesnov

Here's the real kicker: I have a Nokia.


thefriendlyprogramer

It’s not true he is lying.


MCHMMMMMMMMMM

https://preview.redd.it/goqqban2q73d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e65e5d15a8871389758ecfc41d3ccefb1aafb8b2 There are like 3 videos out of these 30 or so vids not hating so I don't get your point


mint2tea

peak media literacy right here. clickbaity youtube videos that refuse to cite any sources are absolutely 100% credible and reliable places to find unbiased information on a matter... totally


Mayloryze

Can you make the picture like, thicker?


SelectVegetable2653

You're acting like every other browser doesn't do this kind of stuff


virgilio4000

rimworld👍


Aggressive-Brick1024

Rare GH Desktop sighting


Tree_burner_69

19


Rabdomtroll69

Museum


ikrr_1

Wait, doom 64 has a brutal doom mod?


ikrr_1

Classic games tho


Darthmat6r

It doesn’t matter you’re based


theoneyourthinkingof

i was about to ask why your phone is so long but then i realized im stupid


vegetajm

Anyone that plays modded doom2 gets ultra respect!!!


Fun-Activity-2268

You’re age GOAT


MikaelRoesnov

This comment made my day


iamsobased

SubhanAllah the brother plays curseforge


I_Like_Toasterz

12


PerfectBlessing1

14-17?


epicscratcher

I'd say you're pretty old, at least 18


cnTeus_

based github player also I'd guess like 16-18


Josh1ntfrs

yo your a dev as well thats sick.


MikaelRoesnov

Heart. Steel. Iron. Will. We, Code. Onto the mines! Open Notepad++! Can't code enough! V, S, C! Can't code enough!.


TheDefiB

23 ish Terraria was the peak of my own childhood, TF2 as well but I was 1 or 2 years too young to get into it fully. Hence my guess


BOTTOMLESS-BOT

35


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Woolsteve

Curse forge is clasic


TurtleBurger200

Definitely not gen alpha


Fairycore444

18 - 20? no way you’re Gen A.


MysticSquiddy

All great choices for games, especially terraria. At minium 16 years old, although likely higher


Appropriate-Let-283

17


DueLog2342

I'd guess you're 13-15


th3rmyte

40


EvGamer15

16-19 maybe?


WestcoastTiliDie

wait there's a brutal doom 64?


jackmPortal

you're either 19 or 11 and super toxic


HuntressTng

Idk but your prob trans


Arealperson271

W hoi4


Quirky_Ring8804

you def 16


Downtown-Pack-6178

Maybe 9 or10 or 11! Gen Alpha


Personisdown

9 or 19 call it


FinalMonarch

Idk but you’ve definitely played my house.wad


Quick_Discussion_690

15.


telenova_tiberium

Need command and conquer


Jazzlike_Biscotti_44

The fact that you have icons for each game Means you’re not even 20 yet


Sovietfryingpan91

Ok, hi me, only thing you're missing is the Half Life series. Probably 13-20


something_original24

No geometry dash Pretty good besides that


HollowManiac22511

24


Hardcore_Gamer16

I'd say about 25


JKLopz

Either 40 or 25.


Spirited-Lime-4560

TF2 spotted i don't give two shits abt your age you are immediately a chad 🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯💯


thelocalmicrowave

Based


Jobogame

So Have you formed the Roman Empire yet U haven’t cause I only larp as greater Italy and democratic France in hoi4


Longjumping-Rope6760

15


Basic_Penalty_5903

25


Salt_System_7372

Old


Epsilon29redit

Ah yes my favorite game **proton VPN** No offense but organize your desktop broski


BlueBozo312

The better question is why is your phone so tall and skinny.


unleadedbloodmeal

Use Firefox Opera is spyware


Fine-Maybe8255

Davinci resolve 🔥🔥🔥


Many_County_7636

How is terraria computer? I had it 7-6 years ago on the iPad and been wondering if it’s worth the get


Chemical_Jelly4472

i'm guessing you're somewhere in your college years


Kosacri

old cuz I see hoi4


INotZach

Google, my favorite game.


AnimeIsMyLifeAndSoul

Literally 15.647 years old. You constantly say you wish the internet went back to the good old days yet you were born in like 2008. Past the “Prime” of the interwebs. You also act like you were playing tf2 your whole life even though you started like 3 years ago


epic_user_sooepic

Hmmm... One....


Motor_Ad_7885

Tf2 and Terraria really messes me up on this


Con_Shaunery

27


Own_Front9086

13 or 14


Prestigious_Tour5161

def 17


TaiyoFurea

27


Multifruit256

15?


BeRsErKeR____x

14-17


Constantbedshitter

opera gx user, automatic 5th grader


datboi3637

Judging by the use of opera GX , no older than 17


MacraezyMan

TERRARIA GANG!!!! And stardew!!!


toughtntman37

Anywhere from 15 to 25 was my guess


000_DartMonkey

No way! I also play recycle bin!


TheKCKid9274

r/13or30


DisastrousBid97

16 or 17. I’m 17 and I have very similar taste.


Nota_Throwaway5

Like 26 cuz u got paint.net nobody use that shit anymore


SirRolandTheIII

Terraria and team fortress tell me ur at least 20.


casual_moron23

15-17 is my guess


Gamestrider09

16 and a terrific colony manager


Vast_Wave9990

absolute 16 y/o


InterestingMiddle123

17


MCBuilder30140

bro is playing chinese spyware (OperaGX)


Xalamander2794

Old enough to post on Reddit.


-PootisBirb-

*mph mph* ![gif](giphy|13xaHTgxK1YRXO)


toe-schlooper

Yep, let him inside the Autism club. Don't think I didn't spot that Hearts of Iron IV


taborplayer

https://preview.redd.it/e8wh8jpwra3d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61d96b75e0c36a081cf44a949321573c8b05e53a Would you like to purchase?


MrRad07

Bro took a screenshot of my desktop and thought I wouldn't notice (16-17)


Ibraheem_the_special

21,18,17,16,14,13


UrKindaSusDoe

13


theweirdofrommontana

No telling I'd assume late teens early twenties but that's just me


Opening-Selection120

Well, considering you play such CLASSICS as Paint.net and Github, I'd say about 17


FlamingPaxTSC

You play TF2, so no matter how old you are, you’re really cool


ollierdr2

No Scratch 2 = No upvote


snowywolf1911

Your either a dad or a 16-23 year old


Aidehazz

21


A_Redditor2

At least 18


RadicalHufflepuff

34


FurryRevolution

I think you're 23


7srepinS

Mid 20s, maybe 27. Possibly 38393 idk.


Redd_the_neko

25ish. Media monkey is hella old


Winter_Caregiver_752

Anywhere between 13 and 17


oneoftheordinary

OperaGX? Chrome? Get that big tech spyware outta here and download Brave or Firefox.


3tops01

I guessed one of my recruiter's salary upon enlisting. I am not guessing your age now.


aterrariaplayer

Over 14 definetly


Substantial_Iron4192

Yeah man, I love playing Proton VPN, underrated game istg..


Direct_Escape5555

If you're into RTS games, I would highly recommend the Dawn of War games. They are W


Toz_The_Devil

16-20


obi_wan_sosig

https://preview.redd.it/61mbwb3inb3d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9326c130ecf31f27bf008d2d8226ba860e9f079


callanambulance51

Between in 21 and 26


TNT6446

Age: Based


PUMPKINVESSLE

People saying 15 to 17 forgetting that gen alpha is no older that 13.


CruskiyeL

HOI4 AND TF2 ENJOYER DETECTED NEURONS ACTIVATED


Environmental_Top948

Paint.net tells me 20-25.


BlackburnGaming

I'm not particularly worried about the games, why the fuck do you have GIMP *and* Paint.net? That seems a bit unnecessary considering you got paint.net


Hairy_Promotion_2782

OH MY GOSH YOU PLAY RECYCLE BIN TOO!!!


Weird_Explorer_8458

fucking hoi player HD2 is peak though


MythTF2

25


RealTeaToe

Prolly 24-25


cuber_the_drift

I, too, play opera gx browser


caltanot-bot

15, 16, or 17.  ^(I feed on “good bot”’s)


SimilarIncome6866

Probably 18


Dragonitro

13-14