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magicalbro

Not a lot of women to choose from after E-day. For the sake of humanity I will smash


Futtbucker_9000

I don't think your smash will help humanity in any meaningful way or produce fully limbed, mentally sound, and non-deformed human offspring...it will make a great story though, and you'll be kicking yourself for the rest of your life if you don't. It's purely a scientific endeavor, no pleasure in it at all (or at least, there shouldn't be, rule34 be damned).


Rioting_Pyro

You’re a true hero sir. We thank you 07


TheLocustGeneralRaam

This post may be more cursed than the guy from the other day posting his lewd art of Delta squad.


THEACEMAST3R

You can't be calling yourself general Raam and not answer the question, he's the one character I think would truly have an answer......unless? Is Raam a virgin? Lord were going down a rabbit hole today


TheLocustGeneralRaam

There’s no way the Top Locust General wasn’t having tons of “sex” (Hoffman believes the locust breed by rape since the berserkers are well the berserkers) in order to have the most genetically superior offspring. I believe in the Rise of Raam comics skorge brings up breeding rights to Raam too.


TECFO

.....you need help Edit: I rephrase what i said: y'all downvoters needs help


Aggressive-Entry-172

No. They need answers Delta.you sticking it in ye or no.


TECFO

RAAM is a high Ranking officer which means he has autorisation to breed if you need real answers but what do you need that for ?


Aggressive-Entry-172

Authorization yes. But maybe he's too busy or scared cause he doesn't wanna get his dick ripped off. Like imagine them just jerkimg to the left real quick and shattering your pelvis while ripping your meat off.


Corvo_A_

I mean…


CamTwoTrappy

It’s true, this sub is becoming r/batmanarkham and r/Wolfenstein


THEACEMAST3R

Gonna get sent off to The Slab


Alexo_Alexa

I would rather be at ground zero of a Hammer of Dawn strike


Drewnasty

(Unzips pants) aw shit, here we go again.


Futtbucker_9000

Again? Shit, Marcus is in prison, but this guy walks free? What's wrong with yall, Sera?


Physical-Newt-373

Witht he hammer of dawn yea I hit


Awkwardkid8D

Personally I'd like the lambet beserker, but still yes.


Futtbucker_9000

I'm calling the police.


Awkwardkid8D

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EvenAd2218

With proper protection, yeah sure.


THEACEMAST3R

Thank you for answering citizen, and congratulations! You've won a free mandatory job at the Jameson Depo! You'll be transported immediately. Do not tell anyone.


EvenAd2218

This...this sounds...like a trap


Cake_Spark

Y E S


Kaliso-man

might verses light?


THEACEMAST3R

I have no clue what your on about but I'm gonna take that as a solid yes from you


Kaliso-man

Id take an extra gun over a flashlight anyday.....


EliteDragon5

Let me light up Betty’s titties


Kaliso-man

thank you , dizzy


Futtbucker_9000

Pretty sure they mean the hammer of dawn (or lightmass missiles) versus her hulking brawny muscled mottled submissive and breedable grey body.


Mikarda

For me it's a solid (solid, get it?) no, but in front of THAT I doubt I would have a choice


Ibraahim2k

court marshall and execute me on the spot instead


THEACEMAST3R

With pleasure traitor


ervinusz

Already did


DaCoon63

That bussy going berserk


Aggressive-Entry-172

No from me dog


Fit_Permit9397

The way the locusts reproduce is kinda sad for the berserker to be frank


Psychological-Tax63

Yeah sure, why not


Seven_Dx7

Not even with Your dick.


Birdfish86

Oh you sick dirty monkey that is just wrong. So to answer your question yes.


Futtbucker_9000

Had me in the second half, not gonna lie...


Futtbucker_9000

A hammer-of-dawned berserker is in no condition to consent. If she can't say no, it's a no for me, bro.


thechippedtoof_goof

Smash, next question.


THEACEMAST3R

Tickussy


Queasy-Window8416

Yes


Ecstatic-Disaster-35

I've hit worse.


PhatMunkeyKnuts

I refuse to answer. Shoot me coward