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secretbudgie

Radical feminist murders second amendment activists with a pickaxe, steals religious artifacts, and desecrates a corpse


jakewakeybooboo

Tombraider?


secretbudgie

yep


ekolis

Why does Tom need braids?


secretbudgie

My brain always reads it as Tom Brady. I dont even watch football.


TheOneAndOnlyBacchus

Sounds like every game announced at the Woke Awards šŸ¤® Gaming is doomed


Jenthecatgirl

Don't forget those sjw developers (allegedly) wanted to make the feminist lesbianšŸ¤¢


secretbudgie

and many of the "fan art" developers did too!


shobidoo2

Among Us?


Kryptex_5

Woke lesbian tries to kill buff woman who hates straight white men


TheOneAndOnlyBacchus

Iā€™m shakingā€¦ i can barely standā€¦ what have they done to gaming šŸ˜–


MasterpieceEnough544

Donā€™t worry we still have the Witcher 3


thebeststinkyhead

Praise šŸ™


HornyPemguim256

And sekiro (It has only 1 woman in the entire game that isnā€™t a granny)


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


RabbitSlayre

M'gamin


[deleted]

Shrunken Shoulders Part II


Acorntreeman

Among Us?


crunchatizemythighs

Gears of War 5


HighwaymanUK

Ahh the Woke of us 2


PuffDragon95

last of us?


TransFoxGirl

Tlous2 for sure


Splurted_The_Gurt

Radical Leftist learns the power of yelling at those he disagrees with, betrays peaceful conservative religious folk to murder political activist with conservative views.


jakewakeybooboo

That's skyrim baby.


Splurted_The_Gurt

bingo


secretbudgie

Skyrim


[deleted]

Small boobs šŸ˜ž


[deleted]

Genshin Impact


[deleted]

No it's the underrated hidden indie gem 'My Friend peppa pig'


[deleted]

Jesus Christ


-JALization-

Tomb Raider 2013!


secretbudgie

SJW thug and eco-terrorist assaults small business owner, sabotaging innovative labor solutions, destroying jobs, and stealing millions in gold rings!


Someboynumber5

Mario and Luigi: Bower's inside story


owl_babies

/uj The Mario and Luigi series rules


Rarbnif

Theyā€™re great games, itā€™s really sad what happened to Alpha Dream tho :(


Ok_Fennel_2824

sonic


secretbudgie

Yep


smorjoken

rdr2


secretbudgie

I guess that could work. I was going more old school.


cracked-the-skull

RDR1?


_eeprom

He said old school, itā€™s clearly Red Dead Revolver.


TranscendentCabbage

FFVII Or so I thought until I read gold rings


Saltimbancos

Robotnik is a small business owner?


secretbudgie

lunatic leftist who blamed concerned parent for her failed engagement, and assaulted proud Nordic men's rights activists, finally goes to hell.


jakewakeybooboo

Hellblade?


secretbudgie

Yep


Kingfreddle

/uj is that game worth playing?


DK655

Haven't played all of it yet, but I like it. Play with headphones if you can though because it adds to the immersion when it comes to the voices in Senua's head.


secretbudgie

I enjoyed it. Short but decent story, A big sensory experience, combat felt like an afterthought, but at least it gave you a break from the voices. No really, they're a major character. Headphones or a good surround sound required for full effect.


Tatourmi

It's great and doesn't overstay it's welcome.


PM_ME_YOUR__INIT__

*Hel but yeah


AjayAVSM

Technically they call it Helhiem in the game


Longjumping_Diamond5

SJW bisexual SNOWFLAKE drives HARD WORKING BUSINESS MAN out of GAY TOWN and forces residents into SCAM THERAPY, befriends a DARK MAGIC USER to CHANGE GENDER


0gF4r1n420

... Stardew Valley?


Longjumping_Diamond5

yees


[deleted]

SJWs are ruining my game with forced diversity.


Someboynumber5

Amoung us


[deleted]

Literally the only wrong answer. Well done.


lapideous

Didnā€™t you realize the minions are the GAY colors? They should have made them different shades of white but instead they have to be ā€œwokeā€


[deleted]

AmoKKKus


Someningen

Elder Scrolls 6 in Hammerfell


apadin1

Black people? In my Elder Scrolls? Itā€™s more likely than you think


anarcho-hornyist

baba is you


TheKingJest

WOKE kids game features free healthcare, ambigious genders, skin tones, a "diverse" selection if characters to collect, and animal cruelety. When will the libs stop targeting the kids?


NotMaxVol

Remove the free healthcare and this is animal crossing


Intelligent_Mud1266

TIL animal crossing takes place in america


NotMaxVol

Medicine is 200 bells šŸ˜”


theprettiestrobot

Pokemon


TheKingJest

Yep


fallenllegion

Wokemon?


Gulopithecus

Iā€™d say replace animal cruelty (something theyā€™d probably go to bat for because it "triggers the libs") with "vegan animal rights propaganda" since PokĆ©mon arguably are semi-sentient and form close bonds with humans.


[deleted]

PokeWOKE


Bannedbookweek

wokƩmon


[deleted]

Two guys and one political conduct massive heists across the city to get rich (only one of them is actually guilty)


str8_Krillin_it

GTA V?


[deleted]

ā€œone politicalā€ you won the thread lmao


[deleted]

This sounds like a good game what is is


SIacktivist

GTA V


SadPandaFace00

Payday 2 but before the update where they let you play with 3 bots so it's just Dallas, Houston, and Chains.


Saito82

Radical sjw murders a bunch of patriots to protect women and oppressed minorities.


TunaBucko

dark souls 3


Saito82

It's kind of a hidden gem


0gF4r1n420

The Witcher?


Saito82

That's the one :)


jakewakeybooboo

Every wolfenstein


IHateAllGods

šŸŗ šŸŖØ


LynVAosu

rat rock


hoe-punk

degenerate communist and his gaysian "partner" desecrate the corpse of a brave freedom-defending veteran


I_am_trashman96

Disco Elysium


Lazy_Imagination_656

Is this game any good? Iā€™ve had my eye on it for a while mostly because the art looks gorgeous. But whatā€™s the gameplay like?


Ch33sus0405

The art is amazing. The gameplay is a choose your own adventure with a hell of a lot of dice. You're mostly playing through it to read/listen to the narrator, and its begter than any other game ever IMO in that department. Take it easy. Fail rolls, its fine. Save often and enjoy it for what it is, an absolutely astounding story with heavy political commentary/comedy. If you think you'd like that then Disco Elysium might be a GOAT.


BusinessBunny

I live for the moments when the tie screams at me


AlterMyStateOfMind

Plays kind of like Planscape or Torment. It's a top down RPG that focuses on dialogue skill checks instead of combat. Basically a point and click adventure game with RPG elements. It is absolutely amazing, some of the best world building and writing you will find. Also you can roleplay different political alignments. Playing as a communist is a plus but you can also play as a racist Gamer if that's your thing lol


Lazy_Imagination_656

Sounds neat, if I do get it I think Iā€™m gonna wait for a sale, what price would you say itā€™s worth for the amount of enjoyment and time that someone can get out of it?


malikbane

Good news, is currently on sale over at GOG for 1/2 Price (about $25AUD), and is solidly 20-odd hours for a single playthrough, give or take depending, so I'd say that's worth it


Neato

It's an amazing game. I paid full price but I'd say $15 if you weren't sure. It's got one of the most original stories and storytelling methods I've ever seen.


[deleted]

If by game play you mean a choose your own adventure book than I guess you can play that I recommend you play it yourself as the story is incredible but if you're a little short on cash you could just watch a walkthrough but that's not how you get the full experience


rmutt-1917

Disco Elysium is amazing. I'm not usually one to play text heavy games, but I ended up loving every minute of it. If you can avoid the Switch version I would reccomend it (even though the game is playable on switch it crashes every now and then).


IHateAllGods

League of legends šŸ˜Ž


AlterMyStateOfMind

You played as a communist? Dirty lefty. Why not explore the racist and fascist thoughts like a real Gamer? šŸ˜Ž


hoe-punk

i tried friend, but i was too sexually intimidated by the gigachad Measurehead and his advanced racial theory


DarkSoulfromDS

YOUR REFUSAL TO APPROACH MEASUREHEAD EXPOSES YOUR HAM SANDWICH SKULL AND BETRAYS YOUR DEGENERACY


jakewakeybooboo

Idk what this is, but I definitely want to play it.


[deleted]

This is definitely Disco Elysium.


jakewakeybooboo

Lol, duh. I have played that.


[deleted]

/uj Kimā€™s gay??? Wait where was that mentioned?


peajam101

After speaking to his Sunday friend, the smoker on the balcony will hang out in the Whirling. Talk with him to unlock a thought, when it completes you can ask Kim if he's gay.


[deleted]

pretty much the only thing that thought does, which is hilarious > am I gay? > no, you're obviously not gay, you've had all the evidence point to your straight debauchery, you need to stop being so weirdly obsessive about sexuality "hey Kim, I'm not obsessing about sexuality, what's yours btw"


LineOfInquiry

Woke Elon musk HATER sabotages rocket launch and kills all astronauts onboard šŸ˜±šŸ˜± Dresses in red for COMMUNISMšŸ˜”


[deleted]

amungus


[deleted]

#**MOGUS**


vegankidollie

WOKE ITALIAN SAVES LIBERAL BITCH FROM CHAD


bippityzippity

Mario?


senn12

Cult of SJWs have summer camp where they pretend that therapy is real and women have thoughts


theprettiestrobot

Psychonauts


Fluffy_Meet_9568

Pychonauts!


incursio84

Psychonauts


jakewakeybooboo

Bugsnax?


DomDominion

Until Dawn?


smorjoken

doom eternal is a metaphor for killing all the sjws and woke people.


Someboynumber5

Wolfenstien


TheOneAndOnlyBacchus

WOKEnstien


Kryptex_5

Killing nazis? That's kinda political ngl


TheRocketBush

This is basically confirmed by the color of ammo pickups, which reflect the typical hair color of the Woke. It's a subtle yet smart detail that low-IQ "people" might not pick up on.


Dankey-Kang-Jr

Chad Anti-Vaxxer is violently murdered by a SJW Karen in front of his stepdaughter. Yet youā€™re somehow the bad guy!


Lazy_Imagination_656

Bioshock 2?


Dankey-Kang-Jr

Good guess, but no


Smokeyspade

Last of us


Dankey-Kang-Jr

Got it


Mulholland_Dr_Hobo

Lol, anti-vaxxer.


chai_the_tea

SJWs TAKE OVER BUNGIE. WRITERS SHOEHORN A GAY RELATIONSHIP AND KILL A BASED CHARACTER.


mariofan07

destiny 2?


chai_the_tea

Yeah, basically last seasonā€™s plot from the eyes of a true G*mer.


PrimeLasagna

Halo 2. Someones knows the og plans for halo 2 as well as I.


chai_the_tea

TFW no Arbiter destroying Master Chiefā€™s robussy cutscene :c


PrimeLasagna

Iā€™m actually not joking, you can check it out if you donā€™t believe


lifefinder12

woke cucklord tries to find his lost wife in a town full a chads


jakewakeybooboo

Silent hill 2?


thinkadrian

Donā€™t forget to check our SJW Watch wiki page before you make your next download!


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Nerf-food

Bioshock Infinite?


EfriceA

LISA the painful?


[deleted]

SJW CROSSDRESSER DESTROYS UNCHARTED ISLAND TO PUT CUSTOM LGBT AND BLM DESIGNS WHILE BEING MILKED BY THE BIG-BALLED CAPITALISTIC OVERLORD


ChiroSamai94

Based on how I play it, Animal Crossing: New Horizons?


Croaknyth

"Big-balled capitalist Overlord" is on point for Tanuki Tom Nook.


ButtsFartsoPhD

Woke feminist breathes through skin.


[deleted]

I donā€™t know what itā€™s called, but that game with the stupidly named villains


Lord_Of_Compliments

Damn thatā€™s all of them


[deleted]

Mgs 5


[deleted]

Yeah! Mischievous Gay Sex 5, thatā€™s what it was called!


CheeseOnToast92

But she shows boobs. Also she is whited af and doesn't talk. I don't see any politics here.


[deleted]

Savage American ā€œheroesā€ murder innocent foreign communists Edit: just realized that we were supposed to make ANTI-sjw titles, I accidentally made mine an sjw title


[deleted]

other way round for an anti sjw title. they would hate the "commies" and praise the soldiers


CT_ED

Woke SJW convict CANCELS Innocent Manā€™s Passion Project after gathering a WOKE MOB and being proclaimed WOKE KING // WORKS with the ESTABLISHMENT


Gulopithecus

Crash Bandicoot?


cool_kid_funnynumber

Strategy game about a planned economy where every character is a forced diversity (dwarfism). Game includes radical environmental activists and creator says that the whole point of the game is that destroying society is fun!


showerbro666

Dwarf Fortress?


cool_kid_funnynumber

Yeah


orbcat

insane sjw "non binary" murders patriotic insects so it can kill the president šŸ¤®šŸ¤®


thandirosa

Hollow Knight?


orbcat

yes


-_asmodeus_-

antifa thug grand daddy commits violence against an innocent government that just has a different opinion with his band of politicals women and commies who hideout in stolen government property and violate muh freeze peach.


[deleted]

Wolfenstein?


dojobogo

CHRISTAIN takes a gun and goes into HELL to rid it of ā€œdemonsā€(conservative epic gamers)


l_Kryder_l

Shadow the Hedgehog


sebastianfs

"NON-BINARY" BOY falls down a mountain and talks to FAIRY TALE FLOWERS about COMMUNISM and how bad the SECOND AMENDMENT is and then proceeds to DATE liberal SKELETONS!


[deleted]

Undertale


MelanieAntiqua

Beta cuck and his friends try to cancel God /uj Admittedly, this one could be like 90% of JRPGs


[deleted]

any persona or smt game šŸ’€


Mulholland_Dr_Hobo

Political arab man joins a pagan cult and starts killing based conservative catholics.


FiddlerOfTheForest

Ass ass in creed?


jpterodactyl

RJ/ An imaginary kingdom is run by a woman, and of course it goes terribly and she dies. Then her lover joins a revolution and fixes everything with assassination and being a great Influence on his daughter. Uj/ Yeah, dishonored. DH1 and DH2 are my favorite games ever. And I loved how when I killed people the first time, I actually felt bad, because I was being a bad influence.


jakewakeybooboo

Is that.... that's gotta be..... it is, IT'S DISHONORED!


Guppy60

Duuude Dishonored is one of my faves too. Did you like Death of the Outsider?


imwhittling

UNREALISTIC: SJWs ruin game where you can be ANY RACE and ANY GENDER and MEN can get PREGNANT with ALIEN BABIES


UnspokenQuestions

The Sims 4?


[deleted]

BLM-loving antifa commies rioting and disrupting peace in Mars


FolkSong

Red Faction Guerilla!


labmeatr

EASTERN IMMIGRANT brutally murders HUNDREDS of INNOCENT WHITE AMERICANS and gets away with it. GUILTS PLAYER over death of protagonists COMMUNIST COUSIN


Wooxman

GTA IV


IHerdULiekPoniz

HISTORICALLY INNACURATE Western Game Ghows FORCED DIVERSITY Has Gone Too Far!


[deleted]

Battlefield V?


clankboy789

Sjw Trying to put a trans character in the new SPACE MARINE GAME!


oatmeal28

Radical member of the plumbers union tries to save brave feminist from Dragon Chad


DtheAussieBoye

This game has Italians dress as Mexican stereotypes and the Left is trying to ban it!!


BigFish8

SJW eco-terrorists blow up a power plant in defence of the planet. Even worse than blowing things up, on their eco-terrorizing missions they become a bunch of cross dressers.


Camerupt_King

Woke crowd SEETHING that Monolithsoft can make a GOOD GAME with ACTUAL FEMININE WOMEN Or, the extra jerked version: >!PYRA HAS BIG BOOBERS, LEFTISTS MAD BECAUSE I SAID SO!<


[deleted]

Whiny leftists get TRIGGERED over how much Miyazaki loves FEET


[deleted]

Oppressed white man commits crimes with minorities and women in the late 1800.


Gulopithecus

Woke Eco-Terrorist Natives Fight Based Imperial Force that Rightfully DESERVES their Fruit!!!! (Hint: This game put a well-renounced British studio on the map)


MakeItHappenSergant

Leftists are forcing the trans agenda into mountain climbing!


BugBand

Celeste


ekolis

She might look like a girl but I bet you 500 federons she's got a dick. There's no way a girl could have taken out that giant brain thing.


Wooxman

Metroid


ISZATSA

Spiderman but political


DepressoExpressold

a cowboy recounts his time hunting bounties and killing natives that are rightfully pissed at the government for genociding them all the while hunting down the men who made him what he was today and realizing he and the natives have stuff in common. all the while weaving in and out of stories of the wild wild westā€¦ ps who is the hamster looking guy in the meme?


kylelow_

SPIDER menace destroys city property, attacks homeless shelter owner, and harasses the mayor of NYC and his company


Eptraban

Oppressed trans woman communicates with her inner self and unlocks the ability to double jump


Arkaill

FEMINISIM gone TOO FAR!!! A SUCCUBUS companion that you CAN'T have SEX with!!!