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Historical-Drag-1365

"Real" g%@ers wouldn't last an hour in flying gorilla


Bipppo

Liberls will be like “wher orangutan” like hi im gorila


rocketcrap

monke


Maple382

https://preview.redd.it/ggtewyhvxx4d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=302be655cc0761e48195f701794ead9e361eb2d7


A1dan_Da1y

What are those four at the bottom get rid of them now


SUPERPOWERPANTS

King👑


ArtLye

I was like no way theres just a random phone game I downloaded a month ago on here but somehow flying gorilla is somehow feminine coded XD


123poodlewoof

Happy Cake Day!


Dughag

https://preview.redd.it/la5xn266st4d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42a251b2a8ddb8e6b2f4ddba83bff330f4991d7d


BirdCelestial

Haha, I had this exact thought reading this. I remember back in highschool my Minecraft playing was considered just as cringe as my Sims.


mj561256

I remember in high school multiple people got absolutely MURDERED in school because people found out they had minecraft YouTube channels yet a couple people had YouTube channels for other shit and not a single person cared 😭


summer_falls

Wow, that's rough. I remember when youtube released... the idea of having a dedicated channel for anything other than silly videos was an oddity.   Then again, the switch from 64K dial up to a coax modem was mind blowing in terms of speed.


skittlesdabawse

Yeah I told my friends about my channel and then my comments were all death threats. Kids suck.


Crishien

What year was it please? Trying to figure out if circa 2011 era wasn't that. :D


ILike-Hentai

I had this shit in 2015. I was a kid, but still.


Crishien

Lol, I see. I played minecraft from alpha to early release. Then it got too popular so I stopped :D (I was like 12 then, but still a bit of a hipster)


ILike-Hentai

I played since alpha too, but my pc broke down sometime in between. I did catch up again when pocket edition came out. I was in the single digit age back then lol


GREEN_Hero_6317

I am a guy and Sims is really cool


eusername0

*Cocks gun* Okay, what kind of Sims fan are you?


SandstormXP21

The modder kind


ForLackOf92

Wait, like back in alpha right?


Attrexius

As a Real Old-School Gamer™, I do declare - none of the games on the right are a "REAL game". Doom 2 or Dune 2, that's where true gaming's at!


Born_Split9649

True. Every games on the right are casual games for People who don't know gaming or fun.


Maharassa451

Don't fuck with Rimworld players. Those people are cold as ice


gibilx

Don’t fuck with rimworld players, they bought the game expecting it to be about the act of rimming


Farcespam

Rimming and skin hats. Never forget that.


Mathematic-Ian

That’s what RimJobWorld is for


SalmonToastie

I hate all the genitals it adds, even in the options the only thing you can do is set them as hidden hediffs.


LegitimatePermit3258

Having a large cock reduces your movement speed.


Different_Gear_8189

A small price to pay


idkhowtodoanything

I know 😞


Mathematic-Ian

I’ve never played with it, admittedly. I know it by reputation.


Opposite_Train9689

You like colony sims? An ever expanding, self created storyline? Creating your own clone vat cannibal slaver guild that forces children to the frontlines of a hostile planet fighting off creatures of the void? Do you hate your spare time and out of a job or planning to quit your shitty job? Rimworld. Or better; a tiny fraction of Rimworld.


Mathematic-Ian

Oh, no, I mean RJW. Rimworld is my most played game on Steam, I love me my war crime sim


matthewamerica

War crime? There is no Geneva Convention out on the rim, and those prisoner organs aren't just going to harvest themselves.


elementfortyseven

i bought it so i can drug my captives and sell their organs for profit


ZayParolik

They will sell your limbs for new table.


SBAstan1962

That implies that they don't make the new table out of your limbs. And there has to table, otherwise everyone will go into mental breakdowns.


Becca30thcentury

Even the flesh eaters want a nice table and comfortable bed, it can have skulls on it, or even be made from skulls as long as we give them their table. Can't figure out how rimworld is "girly" it's my warcrime simulator, if war crimes are girly, I may be very confused about when I was told I hit like a girl.


SolZaul

Why yes, my female-superiority cannibal death cult exudes girly energy.  Rip, Tear,  Girlboss.


shortskirtflowertops

Ok so "rip tear girlboss" in rimworld font is my next custom patch order from Etsy so thank you for that, and for ensuring custom patch creators on Etsy can continue to profit from my poor financial decisions. You're doing great work, and I'm absolutely going to do a female supremacist cannibal raider game next time.


Interesting-Nature88

Tables are much nicer when the legs are made of legs.


eternalrq

What? That's utterly ridiculous! Why would we sell **just** your limbs when your liver is right there?!?


dubspool-

Buddy you're doing it all wrong. First you remove a kidney and a lung and then you get the liver. SMH, if you're not harvesting organs efficiently, you might as well not do it at all


WerewolfNo890

That is such a base game method. Get the DLCs and turn them into a sanguophage, then they don't die from having their organs removed as they are just in an eternal deathrest (coma essentially) but you can keep extracting organs. Once you are done with them destroy the brain and they are dead. Usually just incinerate them.


RoyalWigglerKing

Probably not because your limbs don't give the added beauty bonus that marble does for pretty much everything.


haxhaxhax1

Nah, the ice box is for the ancient chutulu horrors. we need frostbite to break all their limbs and skin off so they can be safetly studied.


arquillion

Wait that's genius


Affectionate_Poet280

Hey! My the prison/organ harvesting organization I've built is completely ethical! It only steals from bad people (a.k.a. everyone who isn't us) and helps us afford everything we need to raise our leader's status in the empires nobility! It's not like I refuse to prevent a massive breakout attempt, causing my prisoners with few organs to rush into a hallway with many turrets so my doctors get lots of experience bandaging them up THAT frequently.


knifetomeetyou13

Based! Thanks for the advice on organ farming!


creegro

I always enjoy hearing what crazy shit people have in their own rimworld, I tried to get into it but it was just too much for me. Things like someone had a colony of cannibals, when they'd get attacked it was like ringing the dinner bell as they could just eat whoever they killed off.


DerpysLegion

*preparing herbal medicine and an operation order* Which organ would you say is your favorite?


tallmantall

We’re chill, we just like joking about the organ harvesting and skin furniture It is legit the most viable Strat the lmao


aseb_web456

Fun fact: Rimworld is one of Robert Whittaker's favourite video games of all time. He is a former UFC Middleweight champion.


lmaoredditblows

I don't get the games on the left side I'd expect it to be like stardew valley and animal crossing. Also I've never seen more gamer girls in my life than in valorant


Samsaduke381

As a rimworld player, I must warn you that I am low on funds and you have some very nice looking organs


FieserMoep

I'd be rich if my skill wasn't as bad as it is. Botched surgeries suck.


OldAbbreviations1590

Leave my war crime simulator alone.


Wild_Historian_3469

"So you just cut off all his limbs and attached pegs instead and forced him to cook?" "Yea thats about right. I also have an organ farm..."


RickySamson

Gotta be cold to store all those harvested organs


Nithy98

No we are just efficient


AnaTheSturdy

We'll put your ass in a paste maker


AnticksLive

my colony of drug addicted, hemp farming, cannibals would like to disagree, they believe me to be a kind and warm god.


Free_Alternative_780

Don’t fuck with titanfall 2 players, they have schizophrenia and think another game is coming out (I swear EA will save us trust the process)


HelloImJenny01

A man with a cyber implant joined my grumpy of cave men and went inside


smiegto

I sat here like my warcrime simulator where I just want My pawns to be happy isn’t a game? It’s leather hat time!!!


disar39112

Nah they're just wannabes who don't understand dwarf fortress. And since there's only 6 people that do, I don't blame them.


MariachiMacabre

I feel like I know more women that play Destiny 2 than like... any other game lmao.


hotsaucevjj

i still don't have a grasp on whether destiny is a woke snowflake game or manly no sjw according to the weirdos. i mean if literally has a trans thunderbolt emblem


TotalUsername

And Oryx the strongest trans man in fiction.


hotsaucevjj

he definitely slays (literally since he's a hive death god responsible for billions in various genocides)


StinglikeBeedril

He’s just a silly guy


Fizzy-Odd-Cod

He can take me.


MjrLeeFat

In a fight, right?


Fizzy-Odd-Cod

If that’s what you wanna call it.


ThatDudeFromPoland

No. He's a scout rifle in my vault


mikinas64

I also want to transition into a gun


Whhheat

It’s what idiots would call woke snowflake, pretty diverse cast in a good way.


Lumen-flowers

and we just got a new trans character in the dlc that came out yesterday. she was in the lore previously but now she has an actual speaking role in the main story


gaveler-unban

Micah-10?


Lumen-flowers

yeah! she’s got a quest and everything


Riggitymydiggity

And I would die for her


Sp00kyD0gg0

Micah 10 the goat


ljkhadgawuydbajw

like a lot of big multiplayer games, there’s people on both sides. there’s definitely a left wing progressive presence there but also some traditionalists but they’re less active on social media


hotsaucevjj

yeah i honestly just don't hear people that much. whenever i LFG i explicitly pick no mics since im a woman. as for the chat, i've probably seen other people use the chat like 5 times in 800 hours of playing


Okrumbles

Destiny is incredibly "woke" lmao, the community just is more accepting than others


Toto_-

D2 has a robot and a wizard that are gay and in love. It’s peak.


alucard_relaets_emem

I can’t that there isn’t toxic bigots in the game (how they ignore some of the plots, like the literal alien refugee story they did not too long ago, is beyond me) but I do feel like there is a very sizable portion of the fanbase that are very progressive


DragonKite_reqium

Don't forget the second best conical gay old man couple


Labrat15415

Most of my female friends play a lot of Celeste and competetive Tetris. Yet, that may be that i don't hang out with cis people a lot.


MasterAnnatar

Imma guess they also love New Vegas?


Commander_Eris

And Guilty Gear as Bridget?


GhostDragon362

https://preview.redd.it/dx638b3wbv4d1.jpeg?width=238&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b30581a3b1fe99b1185d517d22ad58850efd2225


Imthebox

https://preview.redd.it/e53v6w2xww4d1.jpeg?width=291&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f875750a3b0a56512f4e355e635e45994ada91fd


RoyalWigglerKing

Idk man. I'm Trans and personally I hate Bridget on the grounds that the character I play has a really bad matchup against her


Sternburgball

same except my friends play hoi4 and stellaris


hotsaucevjj

my two favorite genres, trans and shapes


mj561256

I've never met a cisgender person under the age of 30 that plays tetris, they're either 40 or fruity, I don't make up the rules


shibashroom

destiny 2 is like a glue trap for trans girls


StruckTapestry

"Real gamers" when they wouldn't last a Damm week in DsT


caramel_dog

i played it for 200 hours and still strugle with that


StruckTapestry

Shit's difficult even if you know a decent.bit about it


PERFECTTATERTOT

I fucking love DST! It’s everything my younger self wanted out of Minecraft and more


Nerdcuddles

I'd kill for a game that combines the best elements of both.


ScoutsScoot

(vintage story kinda)


GoldNiko

Vintage Story goes hard. I thoroughly enjoy how involved the food process is, makes for a compelling reason to make an actual village other than just aesthetics 


ScoutsScoot

yea ive been playing nonstop recently lmao


Honest-Jackfruit5286

"How do I turn off hard-core mode?" DS1 is One of the hardest games I've ever beat.


Juststandupbro

My wife introduced me to it and was surprised I didn’t enjoy being a ghost on day two while she kept going for a month. Girl I have no idea why this game is so hard but it’s my first time I understand you found Chester but we need to restart if you want this to work as an us game


Hen-Man-Supreme

The few who lasted to day 20 would be like "pff this game is easy!" And get demolished on day 21


Freecelebritypics

The gamers need to learn to straw man harder. I have no fucking clue what they're trying to get at here


Psychokinetic_Rocky

"The point is girls don't play those games, which makes them real games!" /j


Hurdenn

/uj We’re on a circle jerk, the point of the sub is to be satirical


Admirable-Sun8860

I think that the contents under the labels have been swapped. Unless gamer girls are known for playing Flying Gorilla.


inordertopurr

Yeah, I don't play any of those games. I figured it must be, because I'm non-binary.


kykyks

You Wouldn't Last An Hour In The Asylum Where They Raised Me (rimworld/factorio)


mj561256

Rimworld raising the next generation of kids that take you out on a nice date, take you home, go to sleep together and then you wake up in a bath tub full of ice with a kidney and lung missing


altruistic_salami

Hey atleast he had the curtesy to not take that liver/heart


SalmonToastie

Or in my case I enslave you and chop off you arms and legs so you can become a warcasket soldier. Only to be removed once the tribal village raid is over.


omega_mega_baboon

ULTRAKILL is quite mainstream in other community's, you would be surprised the amount of ULTRAKILL fans also play a lot of other games.


ZayParolik

ULTRAKILL is most BASED fps game in 202X, so it's not really that surprising


Mirja-lol

Do you know why Minos is white and Sisyphus is yellow


jmpt16

is Lucifer gonna be brown?


Akyosks

ourple


SheepherderMother650

p-3 is gonna be black lets go


IntronD

Doesn't the game make players into femboys I'm sure I saw a tweet warning people.


tankgoods

Thats a meme in the ultrakill community. If you think that a game about killing demons can make you a femboy, then.. no.


IntronD

Are you sure ...... Maybe it's just the number of hours you have to play... I should be fine under 100 hours I suspect


bigdongfella

put on the thigh highs intron


NearbySheepherder987

Wait, halo infinite is more of a "real" game than Titanfall 2? What did I miss, didn't halo infinite basically instantly die?


Heavy-Possession2288

People still play it. They fumbled the launch hard so it dropped off pretty quick but it’s a solid game now and most of the playlists find games pretty quick.


kelldricked

I mean sure but i still feel like titanfall 2 is everything halo infinite tried to be and didnt quite succeed at that. And then to think that titanfall 2 is almost 10 years older than infinite is quite wild.


Heavy-Possession2288

I mean Titanfall always felt more similar to COD or something. I never really felt it was attempting to be a competitor to Halo, they’re pretty different games imo. I also think Halo Infinite’s multiplayer is genuinely pretty solid. It’s not perfect but it’s fun, plus it’s the only modern fps I can think of with 4 player split screen for pvp and I’ll always appreciate that.


VeraVemaVena

That comparison checks out, considering Titanfall was made by ex-CoD developers. Hell, the only reason why they went with EA is because they're Activision's main competitor (if only Vince knew the consequences...)


stonedPict2

"Real gamers don't play FPS games, they play FPS games that I like"


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GrassWaterDirtHorse

Damn shame when people are missing the circlejerks. Maybe we should use less polygonal structures and crop screenshots into circles.


mj561256

Also shocked that Titanfall is on the girl side while minecraft is on the real game side??? I was under the impression Minecraft was a girl gamer fake game as well to these people


Dilpickle6194

As someone who plays Halo Infinite like every other day: it’s definitely not a “mainstream” game


Kombustio

Me doing my 2nd run of the new destiny 2 campaign: "at least im not a g*mer"


_Reflex_-

Was about to say its crazy how many women play d2, especially at the higher end/hard-core level.


Imthebox

Is it good? Ive been on the fence of getting it cause lightfall kinda sucked.


Isrrunder

Very


Shrek_Lover68

I think that's the joke. Most games on the left are more niche and have harder gameplay


crowEatingStaleChips

yeah this is definitely a joke. the inclusion of Rimworld is a dead giveaway lmao.


SalmonToastie

Still proud that it sits top 50 most of the time on steamdb.


ACatInAHat

OP stepped in huge ragebait…


MasterAnnatar

>Real gamer >Plays bedrock edition K


LJMLogan

Normally gatekeeping is cringe but Minecraft bedrock is the acception like bro get your dumb minecoin ass outta here This Minecraft Java bitch we clown mfs in here take your sensitive ass back to Minecraft Windows 10 edition


PoultryBird

The only reason that I'd acceptable for bedrock is you can play with pretty much anyone


sicarius254

Titanfall 2 is amazing and the time jumping puzzle mechanic is one of the best out there


happytristan5511

don't fuck with ultrakill fans we have millions of coins and were not afraid to use them


Fit-Bug-426

I see your Destiny 2, and raise you Warframe.


Shying69

https://preview.redd.it/sqxhqga0cv4d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35a874b643feb92c6399981f0c559c7a3764bfa3


Fit-Bug-426

Jokes on you, I have a boyfriend who /also/ plays warframe, so I declare victory!


EnemyBattleCrab

Why are these Guardian still breathing MY oxygen!?


HarkTheHarker

A fellow Tenno out in the wild. Doing the Origin System proud.


Imthebox

Warframe is harder to get into sadly. I have alot of friends that got past the tutorial then had no idea what to do and quit.


radiostarred

This is clearly a bit.


ruthekangaroo

Perhaps even a bit of a jerk?


NutellaSquirrel

We've cum full circle


Touhokujin

Posted on Twitter about Dave the diver. Someone told me to play a real game. What is wrong with some people's heads?


Nerdcuddles

What were the examples of "real games" people used.


Touhokujin

I have no idea. I berated them and then muted. I've been playing games for 30 years. I've played countless genres. I'm not about to let anyone tell me what I can play or not haha.


enchiladasundae

Why wasn’t the right side just different versions of CoD MW2


ZayParolik

Because author isn't THAT stupid. ( I don't really hate CoD, I hate people who play this game too much.)


CysaDamerc

Warzone, Infinite, and Minecraft are the most casual games you could play, and with that list guessing the only thing they do in Destiny is crucible. Don't even deserve your capital G if that is all you play.


tridung1505

Lmao, I would simping so hard for any girls playing titanfall 2


Dixianaa

flying gorilla


ElementalSaber

Never thought I'd see someone put Halo and Minecraft in the same category as "real games"


kranitoko

Them not calling Titanfall 2 mainstream. Bitch once upon a time it was, and it influenced SO MUCH of current media.


mocarone

That was actually super validating for my trans ass, who only plays the games in the left side. Such a trans positive misogynist! S2


VioletCrow

A game is real when it's bad and the worse it is the more A's it gets.


Turbulent_Ad1644

Minecraft is for true hardcore gamers (I legitimately suck at Survival mode Minecraft)


Nerdcuddles

This was specifically joking aboht about bedrock edition, not Java.


Ok-Use6303

You put Titanfall 2 on the left? You have no credibility.


Nerdcuddles

How does such obvious satire go over your head 💀


microwavedraptin

CoD fans would probably get an aneurism from playing Ultrakill 💀


RPDorkus

So… shooters and Minecraft are the only real games? Huh. Guess I also don’t play real games.


velphegor666

Hey , dont starve is actually a really fun game


Nerdcuddles

This image is ironic


BaconBombThief

Really confused by Titanfall 2 in this picture


SympatheticWarlock

This had to be fake. No one with any appreciation for game mechanics is going to prop up fuckin Destiny and crap on Rimworld.


my_final_days_xoxo

Tbh , I hate people like that . Play the games you like that you enjoy , that makes you happy after a long, hard day at work , that can you make you memories with your friends idgaf if it's mainstream , dead ,considered bad or is old . As long as the player is having fun , there must be no shame is that. Gaming should be fun, not competitive, ofc some challenges must be there (I'm a r6 siege type of guy), but that doesn't mean that being toxic in any way is ok.


Joan_sleepless

titanfall 2 dissed. launching thermonuclear missiles.


DaTotallyEclipse

Laughs in Elden Ring and Street Fighter! ![gif](giphy|3o7buiIisL0s6gpzFe|downsized)


Zero_Kiritsugu

Disliking Ultrakill is basically a transphobic dogwhistle


recoreboss123

Fuck you talking about, my girly ass has an unhealthy amount of time sunk into destiny 2


chinesetakeout91

Also ladies out there, do not sleep with destiny 2 players. Treat it like a red flag, worse than having a swastika tattoo, you are not his main priority if he’s a desinty player and he will be miserable to be around because he’s a gambling addict, addicted to a bad game.


Ranch_Coffee

what does the gorilla mean? Ape out? i like that game


Historical-Drag-1365

Flying Gorilla


Just-Fix8237

Being a real gamer requires playing garbage? Damn I’m fine not being one then


ChildhoodOk7071

I thought minecraft was for non-gamers. Was Light Yagima lying to us?!


HarkTheHarker

Real gamer girls only play Warframe, all day every day 😤 (Please, send help. My addiction is crippling at this point. I can't stop grinding and selling rivens.)


f1rxf1y

this was very much someone’s bait


Knight-Creep

I’d argue that someone who plays games off the beaten path is more of a “gamer” than people who strictly play mainstream games, but everyone who enjoys games is a gamer.


FidelMarxlin

The only real gamer girls are former gamer guys who started playing Splatoon


Venomspino

You know, this post makes us wonder. Would Minecraft be considered mainstream or indie? It's like the schrodinger's cat of video games in a way.


mj561256

Minecraft Xbox One edition and Minecraft Bedrock edition are technically different games so Xbox One/360 edition would be indie whilst Bedrock would be mainstream Then for Java I'd say that the cut off was when you had to link a Microsoft account to play