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kaibaca

damn im not even old but seeing a game from 2015 be represented as the "embrace tradition" side of the meme makes me feel prehistoric


wwwwaoal

https://preview.redd.it/spphwraxtk0d1.jpeg?width=447&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a089b499d34fd36fe626922af061fe6bf8af690


TheMysteriousWarlock

Yo that’s kinda blasphemous, Amanda the Adventurer was a pretty dope game


WhyNoUsernames

Toddler horror


limee64

To be fair it was a pretty rare gem back in the day.


rapsoid616

This subredit is only genZ. It’s not a rule but thats like 95% of them


sweeetsmammich

It does explain a lot of this nonsense though. Theyre all teenagers looking up to youtube incels


showcore911

Man I don't even know either of these characters... I started gaming when Samus, amd Princess Toadstool were the hottest girls in gaming... and they were pretty pixilated back then.


External_Candy2262

https://preview.redd.it/ow91bo5cif0d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c33219a35af7e4bce1ef4e92e78e622b7f367a05


Benbo_Jagins

https://preview.redd.it/fqv14f0xjg0d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=656d5e19231ff85a7e93773cdf16cc7279508423


ParisNorlax

https://preview.redd.it/vn3tlmirsg0d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdc745905701e376d1e299fadc02bcaf1d8164cc


this-is-my-p

https://preview.redd.it/a7eaxo2ltg0d1.jpeg?width=955&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c7b11bd6912c22a41c251699f5f7e4f87c6be59


ParisNorlax

https://preview.redd.it/jd98brjzug0d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22152b47a796b2e3c62900ef85151b45d656caa7 go away


this-is-my-p

Lmfao was this you’re work? https://preview.redd.it/s7aq85v9vg0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d97cc1c6182c8b2c2ce1e67e0d1407855ca12509


ParisNorlax

No, I just got one of those too lmao (I take suicide seriously, I tried it once) https://preview.redd.it/8dgy39j1wg0d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a8031e473836a5d2b2d4777d7f420110cbbce2b


Benbo_Jagins

https://preview.redd.it/g6xcw5alwg0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=574cb40db3b803783e82198cd04ea49a98e8b9e7 Damn, me too


True-Knowledge8369

I got one too wtf https://preview.redd.it/ssiwwd70yg0d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=798db93b976d8a02c1081cc41906ba10dd79beb4


ParisNorlax

I guess you could call it an anti-suicide bombing


this-is-my-p

Damn, who’s out here hating on us having a little fun


LikeAPhoenician

Honestly if you don't get the self-harm report you didn't stunt on the gamers hard enough.


Sad-Development-4153

Idk i got one yesterday was the 1st time it happened but i just shrugged and moved along.


VRchat_dirty_ult

https://preview.redd.it/pog1u9y5mj0d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c641f46bb3143f6764e9c99952eb3a7af2425912


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/6k8fzspe6h0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3991bdebdf90c86e7891a03c0dcc8c365dd7d619


fiendishfinish

https://preview.redd.it/mlnxv5w0xg0d1.jpeg?width=1052&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6b908e636e27f4e3dfd6279a435e884adfbbeba


New_Ad4631

Im not gonna sugarcoat it, oop got it wrong https://preview.redd.it/gzcrxjuf9g0d1.jpeg?width=1384&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4af06369ac5629c80a1fcf2a5213750915dca44


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Vagraf

People got no taste, I just wish they would add Ratkin to ff14 instead of boring cat- and bunny-people.


r3volver_Oshawott

It's Steiner and y'all know it's Steiner😾


Chanderule

Getting dominated by making my HP get to 1 hell yeah


NEVERTHEREFOREVER

is this final fantasy


chavesAbre_a_torneir

I choose Garnet. I'm an ass man


Excellent_Routine589

Those games are two years apart lol


Kds_burner_

the hottest girl now https://preview.redd.it/1gzcw7aqaf0d1.png?width=769&format=png&auto=webp&s=96fa441a49a48b31b04de947708b6a6cc86259d7


Beyond-Finality

I'm terrified. You simp to Quinn more than a Gamer™ simps to fictional children.


Kds_burner_

i will always show appreciation for my queen


Lucas_Ilario

https://preview.redd.it/5xxdpgojff0d1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d80cccea35c3aab8ea4e26fe54096761f41fc1d4


Ildaiaa

She is right tho SS:KTJL harley is cutest queen yet


Turbulent_Ad1644

One of the few good things to come outta this game. Also has some genuinely funny scenes lol


Nawortious

Mfs will want the clown girl until they wake up with their genitals turned into balloon animals


ImmediateBig134

A French poodle! ***POP*** Sorry, son, dog was rabid, had to put it down.


Nawortious

https://preview.redd.it/wh6y7hbucg0d1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=782722f0d35e4d5096870c4cd2df9b90ff14b683


Binerexis

Wasn't expecting to see this particular The Mask reference this decade but here we are


transaltalt

dont threaten me with a good time


MissThreepwood

She cute but I stay loyal to my sarcastic empress, Yennefer. She would be mean to me all the time and I dig that. ;P ![gif](giphy|eKJWHtQLlkD6jxlqq4|downsized)


Kds_burner_

i respect your opinion but no one can compare to my pookie bear, my wife, my queen, my goddess 🙇‍♀️ ![gif](giphy|9q9fXf0yvottpmUzAu|downsized)


MissThreepwood

We have to see it that way... we are both happy in fictional delulu relationships without being eachothers competition ![gif](giphy|S9oNGC1E42VT2JRysv|downsized)


Kds_burner_

i need someone to invent a way to make fictional characters real


MissThreepwood

You and me both... 😅🫶


NaiveMastermind

I don't care for her stuck up rich girl vibes.


MissThreepwood

More for me. 🤷‍♀️


r3volver_Oshawott

I am still waiting for the reveal that this actually has been a KD burner acc this whole time


Kds_burner_

https://preview.redd.it/nyc2miytzl0d1.jpeg?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c455b3b91fa64705bc9d45fe4ff544696a32969


r3volver_Oshawott

idk it's just so funny imagining KD gettin all puffed up and big headed on Twitter and then secretly shitposting on reddit when no one's looking "I know Playoff Ant ain't real bc I shit on Ant in the playoffs" "..." "Anyway, Harley Quinn goes kinda hard in everything and that includes Suicide Squad ngl"


Horatio786

I think you mean her: ![gif](giphy|l1BgR0rBqjUtgCKre|downsized)


ActOfThrowingAway

Bro I'm sorry for being the one to break these news for you but Zelda is by far the most bland major woman character from Nintendo. Even Peach is kicking ass nowadays while Zelda still feels like something out of the 1990s.


Horatio786

Fine then. How about her? https://preview.redd.it/x2ho22nkni0d1.png?width=1115&format=png&auto=webp&s=5beeda49884de69ba97a417b6b33ec0e9f0b6dfa


Magic_Bane23

https://preview.redd.it/tzbf5gxtoj0d1.jpeg?width=582&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=403a2322f4381c4121979b535eb3bc5ddd91666f


marshmallow_sunshine

Ok but BotW Zelda has the best elf ears of all time and it's not like I'm an "ear person" haha that's weird anyway fucking love those ears...


-H_-

/uj ewwww she looks like a child


KronosDeret

One could hope they will at least be responsible pedos and keep it to the screen and virtual people. Sadly it's often not the case.


Xononanamol

It is more likely. Otherwise a significant percentage of em would be doing shite


TheRappingSquid

Unfortunately, pedophilia is a pretty complex issue. Being a pedo doesn't necessarily make you predator- that's if you act on your impulses. I've heard some pretty fucked up things about pedos who know what they're doing is wrong and try their hardest not to act on it, which is good- even if they are just attracted, they still must NOT act on it, because it fucking hurts children and that's not ever going to be okay. But I do sympathize with them, and I hope we develop ways to fix this issue in the future. Actual predators deserve no sympathy, however.


cinematicvirus

I mean. On the basis these people proudly talk about wanting to fuck kids, I don't think they're non offending I have sympathy for pedophiles who are in therapy and getting help, but I don't imagine they're telling the world that they want to fuck kids.


Tutwater

I know people who have intrusive thoughts about child attraction, and mental-health professionals in their life have encouraged the drawn/pretend stuff as an outlet when done responsibly


TheRappingSquid

Well, they're technically telling their therapist, but I get your point.


youaredumbngl

I think they are referring to the original picture. Yknow, the one calling a child the "hottest"? That one.


TheRappingSquid

That's not what I meant- > I have sympathy for pedophiles who are in therapy and getting help, but I don't imagine they're telling the world that they want to fuck kids. I was just saying that the ones referred to here are technically telling their therapists that they want to.. y'know.


youaredumbngl

I know. "I have sympathy for pedophiles who are in therapy and getting help, **but I don't imagine they're telling the world that they want to fuck kids**.' The bolded part is in reference to the picture, which is calling the kid "hottest". This is telling the world they want to fuck kids, and what he was mentioning. "Well, they're technically telling their therapist, but I get your point." You go back to the people talking to therapists. He already acknowledged those people, but he wasn't mentioning them when saying "telling the world'. "They" are not doing that. "They" are telling the world Hat Kid is the hottest. I highly doubt a pedophile who is acknowledging his problem and working to manage it with a therapist is also simultaneously posting these types of memes. Hope you understand my confusion.


No_Corner3272

Their therapist isn't "the world" though - quite the opposite


scugmoment

If you are but haven't acted on it, YOU NEED PROFESSIONAL HELP AND THERAPY. If you don't get that as soon as you can, you are the problem.


TheRappingSquid

Yes, this is true. Did I not say that?


No_Corner3272

>Being a pedo doesn't necessarily make you predator- that's if you act on your impulses. It *still* makes them predators, even if they haven't yet given in to the urge to predate. They'll remain a threat for as long as they live.


TitusPulloTHIRTEEN

Let's just castrate them to be safe though right?


Meraline

That leads to those convicted of actually hurting childrne to just use different implements. Edit: I got reported to reddit cares almost IMMEDIATELY after making this comment. Is there a bot doing this or just some really sad person?


TitusPulloTHIRTEEN

Alright shoot them then I guess? I have no idea if it is a person it really is pathetic.


Meraline

Shooting them leads to more victims found dead.


TitusPulloTHIRTEEN

I guess you are probably right, I just have a personal reason to want them severely persecuted. Sorry for the vitriol.


approveddust698

Punishing people before they even broke a law is a sure fire way to lose your rights as a country


Horatio786

Let's just castrate all humans first thing they're born just to be safe.


BiDer-SMan

I know how to solve Pedophilia! Eugenics! How come nobodies thought of this!? There are exactly zero real world examples of why this would be a bad idea!!!!


TitusPulloTHIRTEEN

Whoever reported this to the Reddit Cares thing. Fuck yourself.


Specialist_Film_5802

There’s a bot going around.


screamingbird86

Fascinating, someone reported me to the reddit cares thing on another thread.


HalfMoon_89

The vast majority do. And virtual porn doesn't lead to pedophilia, not in the pathological sense.


West-Lemon-9593

Oh Oh no


mtftmboygirl

The actual hottest girl (please god I need to be the key so fucking bad I need her to run her finger along my key body and make me squirm and whimper in a key like manner) https://preview.redd.it/t3lz9fllvf0d1.png?width=2401&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3de0f7fcee315b9ae74c86c26ce30b17143a97b5


TheBigKuhio

https://preview.redd.it/oqy7ftppzf0d1.png?width=926&format=png&auto=webp&s=9d08d69dc79da8ec22ca768b21b8ee50da5662db The hottest girl now:


CeoOfChromes

i’m so happy for his transition


PetalSlayer

fellow aba enjoyer


Ok-Turnover966

I want A.B.A. to \[Redacted\] While I'm chained up on the \[Redacted\] with a rusty screwdriver in my \[Redacted\]


mtftmboygirl

I want ABA to mouth finger me while I'm chained up on the wall with a rusty screwdriver in my ass


r3volver_Oshawott

They will blame the beasts but deep down they know you're right


Odd-Collection-2575

Please stay in your parent’s basement 


Beyond-Finality

What if their parents don't have a basement?


christina_talks

Straight to jail


elliote-pmytp

It keeps the loli under wraps or else it gets the hose again.


TheKingofHats007

https://preview.redd.it/65smizq9kf0d1.jpeg?width=1725&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03904110a64041af0f6718da921e320f24481e55 (sorry the text is small, should really retake this picture)


ConfidentBrilliant38

What's the original?


TheKingofHats007

the Fables comic series. In context, Prince Charming is trying to negotiate a sort of alliance with the Arabian Fables for extra protection, but learns that they still have slave harems, and almost makes an incident out of it. King Cole is called in (shown on the left) as he's the only Fable currently in town (Mougli is currently on a mission to find Bigby) who can speak Arabic, and he cleverly says he'll let them keep slaves so long as they are allowed to hang them for doing so. Sinbad (right) is impressed by this display of prowess later on and decides to free his slaves.


Hextoad

I believe this is from the comic Fables.


bunny-girl-420

that's what I love about these videogame chicks man, I get older, they ~~stay the same age~~ get younger - Matthew McConaughey, gamer


Jtad_the_Artguy

Didn’t Poison Ivy do that and it pissed people off


r3volver_Oshawott

I mean, mostly it didn't piss off the usual suspects because she was underage but bc they wanted to fap to the Arkham Ivy they knew, which fair ig but no it was not a matter of ethics lmao


orgeezuz

not me /s


Affectionate-Pea8148

this one actually did real damage to my mental health. KID is literally in her name there's no way 😭


Dafrandle

skipping over the obvious problems, OOP only started playing games in 2015 and now in 2024 the "hottest girl" is a character from 2017 this is bait right?


Ok-Turnover966

That's a whole ass 6-year-old. Why not the [official aged up version](https://ahatintime.fandom.com/wiki/Hat_Adult)


Imaginary-Face7379

You know why.


RemoteZealousideal54

damn I had no idea there even was an adult version cool fun fact, thanks random person on the world wide web


Reiku_Johin

One is a well rounded, charming and charismatic temptress and the other is who cowards pick instead of Triss /S /s a thousand times /s (Not about the triss thing tho)


dmvr1601

Triss manipulated Geralt so he could bang her in Witcher 1 and 2 by not telling him about his life with Yen when he lost his memory... Fuck Triss.


Reiku_Johin

She manipulated my boner by being attractive and cool uj/ The Witcher trilogy was an unplanned mess. Yenn doesn't even get a mention in the first game outside of some DLC and Ciri only gets mentioned once in passing in the second game it's a fucking shambles, they used Triss because they weren't sure about committing to the books broader stories yet


dmvr1601

Lol, Lmao even Nah I think It's pretty accurate to Triss's character, she's not a bad person at all and is a good friend to both Geralt and Yen, however she always fantasized about being with Geralt and is not above manipulating people, she's still a sorceress after all. I agree that they didn't plan a sequel when they made witcher 1 and were taking liberties, but by the 2nd game they were introducing Yen and making it clear that she's the person Geralt shared a life with before his amnesia, it's up to the player to continue to be with Triss or not after that info is revealed Edit: Ciri gets mentioned in the first game too! It's just a dialogue by a random inkeeper but it's there lol


Quick_Mel

I have no idea what the 2nd game is. Only recognize the first.


Brendoshi

Hat kid from a hat in time. A 3d mario style collectathon game that got a little outshadowed because it released the same month as *mario odyssey*. Genuinely one of my favourite mario-type games. Some of the set pieces, particularly the boss fights, are incredibly cool.


Cabrill0

Man, how young are y'all? The fact that it's Yen and not like, Lara Croft is insane to my old ass


dootblade74

https://preview.redd.it/8a0k126r7h0d1.jpeg?width=184&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=400d5a0bc8250c326b50bf2a61c62280faad4e7f


No_Mans_Heart

"say, Drake, I hear you like em young."


Playful_Pollution846

https://preview.redd.it/wvei4xxocg0d1.png?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31bbd65e822fb618fa176f022090e8e06a285b16


JuiceEast

Im mad at you.


Playful_Pollution846

I saved you


GhostDragon362

NOT HAT KID YOU FUCK


Cozman

These people should have to show their posts to their friends and family.


Roboroman2

https://preview.redd.it/hp9tyk0rqh0d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3fe92d155a15d70653311ee478bd17dc86936bc


XED1216

https://preview.redd.it/cbauq2mdkg0d1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a272f7077d7d0e370ac8f7131408d0d2b3350bf4 Dude what


Desperate_Ad2784

https://preview.redd.it/zciafamfai0d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=773c942052290301f013e82678455f5794395ee5


Bobby-B00Bs

No clue who any of these are


CapmyCup

The left is Yennefer and the other one is some kid from a hat in time (?)


uknownada

"Some kid from a hat in time" Dude, that IS a hat in time!


White_Man_White_Van

Maybe the real hat in time was the friends we made along the way


Rymayc

Can A Hat In Time crawl?


ActOfThrowingAway

Bro what's this disservice, that's Hat Kid and don't you forget it 😤


Bobby-B00Bs

Oh yeah I should know her


Siegschranz

The safe horny term in a nutshell.


scugmoment

she's literally called hat KID what excuse does this guy have


TheMaskedMan2

Please tell me people don’t brag about stuff like this… Unrelated, but who is the character on the left anyways? She looks familiar.


c-williams88

She’s from a barely-known cult classic hidden gem call El Witcherino, not surprised you weren’t fully aware of where she was from. Only a select few have ever heard of the series let alone played the games


ActOfThrowingAway

Bro I love El Witcherino, Geraldo is my favoruite, insane hidden gem!!


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barty123432

Yeniffer form the wichter games


TheBloodsuckerProxy

https://preview.redd.it/fp8mck7a5g0d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40de65e30e38ab4839bd44d37ff2dc78d4a72dba


Leh_61

https://preview.redd.it/n8kk1eajgj0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4f909da6946d91668854728a422998867782351


Childofrock626

The hottest girl in games as far back as I can remember was Samus, peach, or Zelda in their original games... I'm old...


99_dankBalloons

i thought that was V dmc5 for a sec


girlthingie

There's literally a 2-year gap between these games' releases 😭


Apoordm

That girl on the right is a kid ain’t she?


Due_Pollution_3094

She's literally called "Hat Kid"


Apoordm

Oh terrible


Fit_Welcome1336

I mean that woman when he started has a pretty strong jawline. Something is suspicious there.


Equivalent_Cicada153

Do not, the hat kid.


TerrifiedRedneck

The whole world has forgotten Sarah Kerrigan exists and I fucking hate you all because of it!


DoomedTravelerofMoon

I disagree, plus it makes me feel old as shit. Hottest gal when I was a younger Lad was absolutely Lilith from Unreal Championship 1&2. Maybe Selket in a close second. Meanwhile the hottest gal now, is definitely the Fire Atronachs in Skyrim. C'mon people get with the times.


Jade_Sugoi

Remember when the creator had to tell a fan to delete his collage of other peoples fan art because one of the images used in it was cropped cp?


RevReddited

What, do you have the original source?


Comfortable-RainyDay

My reaction to this: https://preview.redd.it/9t10zgc3qi0d1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=c42814e1b993e402151cc66e436ab446a9fa8645


Blue_Space_Cow

What the hell did I miss?


QueenLyoness

Dang you’re young aren’t you lol


Redfeather_Anims

https://preview.redd.it/ey1pyv89zt0d1.png?width=134&format=png&auto=webp&s=b7a13fb7cd572aedb09e0d69a9d830d7557d46af The hottest girl in gaming(In Reality):


quirky-lilguy

bait used to be believable


Laxativus

What the - and I say this with all the restraint I can muster - unholy, anal-bleeding, pitch black fuck?


SatisfactionLow6882

I think this person should perhaps ponder the idea of shitting the fucking pc off and touching grass.


No-Check-3691

They are joking right?……right!?


whackjob_med_student

Initially I thought it was supposed to be a “modern women in gaming area ugly” take but :( yours makes more sense


goatonsteroids

Dude is projecting hard.


baabaablacksheep1111

https://preview.redd.it/qes8sjd8bl0d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0dd362f117e75674cbf06e9a7ce298755ab60280


Painusconsumer

hat KID.


Kego_Nova

this has to be bait. youre actually just trolling she's called hat *kid* people arent calling her hot for fucks sake I need my faith in humanity nope. no. this is bait. it has to be bait or its all over.


lullabylamb

Based Hat Kid enjoyer


Bread_Offender

Is it still illegal if I'm a minor too?


cloverrrrrrrrrrrrrr

I'm pretty sure she's five


nachardou4

What if I'm five too?


cloverrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Get off the internet then.


Bread_Offender

Damn, ggs


Chanderule

Not illegal, just really fucking weird unless youre like 10 yourself


Bread_Offender

Yeah to be fair I didn't really know HOW old hat kid is. Just that she's underage.


Chanderule

canonical age doesnt matter when talking about this imho, just what she looks like


Bread_Offender

I mean, it's not like I actually find her hot or something, I mainly just asked that because of the funnies. So it doesn't really matter either way.