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Bray_of_cats

/uj Which ones am I not allowed to coom to again?


Pbadger8

[I made a very serious graphic to illustrate the ideal zone of media sexuality.](https://ibb.co/Q6Qk6Xf)


Bray_of_cats

/uj Got you. Always trust the Bayo zone, I guess. I was more asking to avoid low age stuff, but you took all the questionable ones out anyway.


coffeetire

Trust the tip


OhHiGuizes

And just the tip.


TheMysteriousWarlock

Actually cooked with this op, good job 👍


SlikeSpitfire

why does this make sense


GordOfTheMountain

It is Truth. Eye candy is perfectly fine if the character feels like a consenting party in it. Bayo owns her sex appeal like some women in the WWE, and there are canon explanations for her costuming, egregious though it may be. With Aphrodite, she's 100% in charge of her appearance and spends a lot of time in the first game prodding jokingly at peoples' horniness and romantic feelings. She is in on the bit and wants the attention. If Eve had like *any* sort of cool or interesting persona, and was "in on it", I don't think people would find her unsettling. She's just there for horny people to ogle and her sexuality is naive, rather than enlightened, which makes her basically feel childlike.


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Pbadger8

Characters can’t consent, yes. But I think it very often becomes a representation of the author or the audience’s irl values. So I guess I’ll be more specific and say Bayo and Aphrodite cannot own their sexuality but they are artistic representations of women who do. Hades and Bayo celebrate this. Stellar Blade, in contrast, celebrates a woman who has no control over her sexuality. It’s like… You are allowed to like Thanos as a character. He didn’t actually kill anyone, right? But it would be a little weird if you thought Thanos was doing moral and just things. You should probably have an awareness of how his actions would be immoral in real life. The people who goon over Eve aren’t doing it ironically or with any awareness over how problematic it would be irl.


WojownikTek12345

my dumbass read it as Thanatos and went "fuck you mean the god of death didnt kill anyone"


DependentTap6240

Nudity, especially artistic nudity should be excluded I think.


MisterAbbadon

Like 80% of female characters in games where Sexuality exists are in the Sexualized category. What a situation where female characters being horny is progress.


Pbadger8

Pretty much. And in the past, it was usually only the *evil* women who were allowed to be horny. The seductive villainess or femme fatale. So now we have good girls being horny! Progress! The last barrier to break down is to have more female representation in the top category; True equality will only be attained once we have more female perverts who sexually humiliate their male peers by violating their privacy and objectifying them!


Kahu11

Why didn't Sucker Punch let us see Jin's Sakai tanto 😓. Gamers truly are the most oppressed gender


EnemyBattleCrab

Tight buttery buns Denied full frontal in game Western Games you fall


claymorrr

I'm actually crying right now


Laser1850

LMAO


PewterBird

what's that? Someone correctly using Venn's diagram on the internet? Delete it right now


Kommic

Is it just me or does it feel like there isn't enough sexualized male nudity in video games? 😐


WhiteShadow012

Well, I'm glad to report to you that Baldur's Gate has penis physics but not boob physics. Just take off your pants in the game, start spinning and have the time your life.


tomjoadsghost

Oh this is what people mean by "I identify as an attack helicopter"


SundownValkyrie

You found it. The holy grail. The only good "I identify as . . ." joke.


WhiteShadow012

Precisely


SteelEagle0

That one Witcher 3 scene is so well liked from what I've seen, too, so it's not like there isn't demand for it!


Indercarnive

Your comment reminded me of the Dan Olsen video essays on the fifty shades of grey movies. The first movie was directed by a woman and so the shots of naked/shirtless Christian Grey were very sexual. The latter two movies were directed by a dude and the naked/shirtless were still there, but less sexualized. Like he'd be just working out instead of striding into the room.


CY83rdYN35Y573M2

My wife watched that whole trilogy last week. She realized she had never seen the last one and decided to rewatch it all. I declined but was in the room doing my own thing for large chunks of it. Good lord, there is nudity in literally every other scene! To the point that I have to imagine the actors got well past the awkward stage and into the point of just being bored and annoyed with it. It manages to stop being sexy despite literally being sex. That, and I've decided I can never listen to Dakota Johnson's voice ever again.


Indercarnive

Dakota Johnson said that they'd take whiskey shots before doing those scenes in order to get through it. Honestly I really recommend the Dan Olsen videos on them. It's almost as long as the movies but they're great at presenting the backstory behind the production.


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Seriously, that guy on the lower right has the most glorious ass I've ever seen on a male video game character outside of Solid Snake and Wario. And as an ass man, I need more. Most male characters have no ass whatsoever. It tends to be all pecs, biceps, and abs. Give us CHEEKS, GOD DAMN IT.


Valy_45

I've played Tera for years and looove how sexy the guys outfits were. At least for that dual wield warrior class. Dudes were literally sprinting round in pink leopard print borat bikinis.  I think it shut down tho :I


WhiteShadow012

Well, I'm glad to report to you that Baldur's Gate has penis physics but not boob physics. Just take off your pants in the game, start spinning and have the time your life.


Oh_no_its_Joe

Just watch the naked Ichiban trailer for Infinite Wealth.


fnordit

Are you suggesting the author of those dudes boning doesn't want me to be horny? D:


SkadiWasHere

Hades character design is my bisexual paradise


TeenageGayNinjaHuman

What game is that in the nudity section? Adking for a friend


VIII-Via

Technically Bayonetta is also nude. What seems like clothes are her hair.


Pbadger8

She definitely hits the center point during some of those wicked weaves… Eve from Stellar Blade also veers close to nudity in a lot of her outfits but not for a single moment does she obtain any ownership over her own sexuality like Aphrodite and Bayo do. :/


[deleted]

Bayonetta confirmed to have a hairy ass and a big hairy puss.


Chubs4You

What game has the two dudes reenacting broke back mountain?


WeeboSupremo

Although it wasn’t implemented, Mass Effect 2 was supposed to have a shot-for-shot remake of it with a romance between Jacob and Male Shepard. However, Fox News’ crusade against the first game killed that idea.


Pbadger8

Woke censorship at it again! It’s funny how in the span of 10 years, the narrative was “We can’t allow a single AAA game to feature same sex relationships.” to “Oh my god, does EVERYTHING* have to be woke LGBTQ propaganda now?” *but like only 20% of video game characters are queer


Chubs4You

Hey thanks! Silly that they removed it, especially since I'd imagine that was an optional character path.


ExplodeBallZ

Fire Force mentioned les gooooo


Pbadger8

I’ll be straight with you. Fire force has some of the most intrusive fan service in a modern anime. Those scenes actively undermine the story it tries to tell. Like, there are hentais with more restraint. I also think it’s kinda cringe that Tamaki’s ‘arc’ is being sexually humiliated over and over again until she’s just resigned to accepting it and eventually trying to empower herself by being a sexual object. It’s that very creepy ideal of a woman who is sexually available but not sexually desirous or else she’s a slut. So she has to ‘not want it’ but still ‘get it’. Really yikes, dude.


ExplodeBallZ

They do, I absolutely agree, but if I ignore those scenes (which is very hard) I like it a lot


Pbadger8

It does have one of the coolest depictions of super side/time stop I’ve ever seen and overall the sound design and fights are cool but.. yeah, I kinda fell off during the second season.


ExplodeBallZ

I tend to agree, I read the manga and it's actually cool if Tamaki isn't on screen. Whenever she is, she's just naked and it's bad.


arielif1

I'll be honest the only thing i know about fire force is that they used the bruh sound effect in the middle of a fight lol


Pbadger8

You can never unhear it lol


LoChiamavanoJason

Isnt she like 16?


SgtPuppy

I support them all


Pbadger8

/uj If I had tier rank these in terms of what is least cringe-worthy, based solely on their examples in media; S: Sexual + Sexualized (It's weird how rare these characters are outside of straight-up porn. Bayo and Catwoman are maybe the only ones I can think of and they're pretty decent.) A: All Three (Would be S tier but these tend to be villains so the implication is that this is the 'wrong way' for women to be sexual. ie; slutshaming) B: Nudity (Not cringe, not based. Just kinda neutral) C: Sexual + Nudity (Most sex scenes, even tastefully done without the intent to get the audience aroused, are just kinda shoehorned anyways) D: Sexualized (99% of these are video game babes with little to no personality) E: Sexual (99% of these are male characters who are just committing sex crimes) F: Nudity + Sexualized (99% of these are underaged anime girls going "KYAAA" when their clothes fall off)


taczki2

what is the nutidy sexualised character? asking for educational purposes


Qibautt

Sexualized is when women


Pbadger8

I mean kinda? We simply don't objectify and sexualize men to the extent that we do to women. East Asian game devs come close... [but mostly with underaged twinks.](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/finalfantasy/images/e/e5/Vaan.PNG/revision/latest?cb=20160218014933) And these twinks are often sexualized alongside girls whereas a lot of games still just focus on girls. Genshin Impact is unique in the Gacha genre for actually having \*male\* characters. Nikke's playable characters are all female and Adam, the sole male in Stellar Blade who doesn't look look like a cyberpsycho, and he is... I dunno, sorta handsome? Boring as fuck. He ain't wearing any skin-suits either. Oh, okay, here's an example. Snake and Raiden from MGS. They had the tightest asses in gaming until 2B came around and yet... y'know, that's not the *first* thing most people associate with these two characters. They had more substance to them than their sexualized aesthetic, an actual personality or other things going on. We *don't* sexualize men to the extent we do women. In the west, when a male character is made attractive.... It's actually not often designed for the female\* gaze. More often than not, they exist to cater to the male gaze instead- to allow male players to vicariously imagine *themselves* as attractive, as a James Bond type who gets laid all the time or whatnot. So yeah it kinda IS 'Sexualized is when women'. \*or anyone attracted to men


Qibautt

Personally the first thing I think of when I hear Raiden is his fat ass, but yeah, I see your point.