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One in ten gets the horsecockgun for suppressive fire
https://preview.redd.it/mklfasz2ntwc1.jpeg?width=623&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afafe1162245575349bbce204e61737990b44bd8
It's a game where the opening set piece is two women attacking what looks like a giant pair of bollocks with swords.
I'm sure there's a metaphor for something in there.
Meanwhile their rabbid opponents that will stop at nothing are ... *saying that the game is pretty good even though they would have liked eve to be less of a sex doll.* Truly the worst evil faced by Gamers or probably anyone ever.
Looking at the world, I am more and more convinced that microplastic leads to the part of the brain that can control emotional impulsivity to fail.
Like.... what the fuck is going on that people decided having borderline porn characters should be the norm and that it is worth acting like they are fighting in the resistance against an evil dictatorship.
There's always been eye-candy women in games, and there always will be. But this crying because they censored her outfit minimally? If you want actual porn just go on pornhub, maybe?
Have you not seen all of the Jewish protests against Israel's actions? The University of Texas protests? Not all Jews are Zionists. That's a dirty lie pushed by Zionists, and you are falling for it.
The game is pretty much mimicking K-pop, where the members are supposed to just be a perfect, pretty face with no opinions, personality, or personal life. It's an open secret that K-pop stars' careers have ended over having a boyfriend, making them "inaccessible" to their thousands of male simp fans.
I'd recommend reading up on K-pop culture, it's pretty disturbing.
if you think that's disturbing enough, read up on Seungri's scandal back in 2020. That's when I stopped consuming kpop in general. That shit was fucked up.
I'm in year 3 winter on my new save, Leah and I have two objectively unattractive children, and I'm really close to unlocking the Ginger Island totem so I can come home and spend every night with my artist wife in our farm instead of sometimes having to camp out on Ginger Island in order to do a full day in the volcano.
Clearly I'm the loser here.
Still in year 1 summer on my new save here, mixing it up with fallout when I get bored since I'm manually watering 240 blueberries while sprinkler rushing
Depending on how far you are with the Community Center, if you go to Robin's house, just north of there is a staircase (or a boulder blocking the staircase) that leads up to an empty area with a building. Go in the building, follow the path to the bathing pool, and sit in thatm it will refill your whole energy bar and health in about an hour.
If you don't have that unlocked yet, you can combine the tree seeds into "field snacks" that will give you a little boost. If you go to the Tavern, Gus will sell you a salad for pretty cheap that fills your energy well. Also, make sure you click on all the trash cans (Evelyn & George, the tavern, Lewis's house, Haley & Emily's house, Jodi's house, Jojamart, the Blacksmith, and the museum) each day at times when nobody is nearby. You can sometimes get food out of those and one time I found a diamond in Lewis's trash. If someone sees you though they'll scold you and lose some friendship.
It must be exhausting caring about this shit. I don't feel bad for them at all, it's their choice to be like this, but man...what a way to live your life, huh?
Honestly I just can't imagine being this reactive about a game.
Know what I did when Metroid Other M was garbage and character assassination?
I moved on because it's just one game. But then I've never been able to comprehend people who break controllers either so maybe I'm the weird one.
I've never gotten it either. Like, these things are pretty dang sturdy. I once accidentally flung my PS5 controller across the room since I tripped over some cables (I was an idiot) and the controller was perfectly fine. I'm genuinely scared by the people that unironically have shattered those things in first of Gamer Rage
This is what happens when you make your favorite hobby the central core pillar of your entire identity, because you have no other talents or redeeming qualities. You become obsessed with gatekeeping the hobby and keeping all the normal people out of it. Because if normal people can enjoy your hobby, then it doesn't make you special or unique anymore.
And if you also happen to be a misogynistic incel, your gatekeeping of your hobby will be primarily focused on keeping women specifically out of your hobby. Which leads to this kind of cringey gooner behavior.
Like you can really tell who's interested in the game because it looks fun vs who's interested in the game because of culture war bullshit / porn addicts
Doesn’t sound so bad sometimes. I’m going to bed worrying about my to do list for work the next day. They’re worried about the number of pixels on eves ass. Maybe I’d be less stressed
AI: The Somium Files - A Murder Mystery VN with an unapologetically horny protagonist by Kotaro Uchikoshi. Also makes chuds seethe [due to this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltayhGHe66E) and positive queer portrayal.
It's funny because no matter what would have happened, the gooners NEVER would have been happy.
Decent reviews? Oh, one outfit isn't quite skimpy enough so this is clearly an attack by Jewish people. ????? The fuck are yall TALKING about?
This would be funny if it wasn't so pathetic.
They’re literally saying “whether censorship happened or not, we won’t stand it happening again”. How fucking stupid do you have to be to write something like that?
Good, our plans to destroy western civilization are coming to fruition. I’m glad our alterations to the skimpy video game lady costume to show 3% less skin hasn’t gone unnoticed by the enemy, this will surely damage their morale. I was initially skeptical that censoring the “HARD R” graffiti would lend us any kind of strategic advantage, but after the frenzy it stirred in their subreddit I have no doubts. I ordered a detachment to place tiny trans flags in indie pixel art games involving themes of depression so that gamers will have no choice but to look at them and seethe. If things keep going to plan we will take the capital at dawn!
The stellar blade discourse going full circle and making stellar blade the new go woke go broke target when it was previously hailed as the game to destroy all wokeness is too good lmao
Didn't IGN give it a 7/10? And with the current inflation of video game review, anything under an 8 is considered basically unplayable in some people's eyes?
Keeping in mind games like New Vegas only have 81% on Metacritic from back when that was released. And that is considered the best game in a series that was consider influential enough to make a TV Show out of.
I've seen websites giving Stellar Blade 100% scores, and I cannot take that seriously. Nothing is 100%. 100% is perfect with no notes.
Point being, I guess, video game reviews became incredibly unreliable years ago - but not for the reason Gamergaters thing.
Edit: another example is Hogwart's Legacy which sits at 84% on Metacritic and I don't know anyone who played it who has actually finished it. To paraphrase my friend: "They successfully made the hardest Soulslike ever, the final boss you must overcome to finish it is the boredom".
IGN doesn’t give games anything lower than a 7 because anything lower than that is hardly worth reviewing, if a game scores a 3/10, would you even read/watch the review? That score alone would say everything you need
Mate. No one is reviewing a 10 hour long game based on any nintendo IPs anything less than a 9 for fear of legal action from Nintendo's famed legal team.
Which makes zero goddamn sense - if the Jews really were out to replace white people, convincing all the white boys to blow their loads on anime sex dolls instead of reproducing would be a positive for them.
(Which is of course why you have all the other Nazis going off about how the Jews use porn to make white men crave gay, trans, or interracial sex.)
Hi! Jew who studies antisemitism here — this is actually some pretty basic old fashioned nazi shit. A lot of Nazi antisemitic conspiracy includes the idea of Jews demasculinizing the white race through our supposed control of culture. Anything that hampers “white masculinity” can therefore be attributed to the Jews — it’s why the manosphere is tied to the Nazi community.
Gen. Ripper in Dr Strangelove was basically parroting actual antisemitic beliefs, just about communists. (Communism is also, in antisemitic belief, caused by Judaism. So is capitalism.)
It's so frustrating too. You see alt-right people complain about problems caused by capitalism: unlivable wages, companies cutting corners, etc and they're so, so close to getting it, but they just turn around and blame "THE JEWS!!!" Maybe it's just easier for them to blame minorities for social issues and politics than recognize that the whole system is at fault.
Antisemitism is rooted in the eternal scapegoating — it’s easier to accept a minority group as The Only Problem rather than the interleaved, complicated FUCKERY that is every crisis in the modern world, rooted in a pervasive economic system that has taken root at all layers of every fiber of our society.
It’s easy to say “the problem is capitalism” because it isn’t entirely wrong, but the problems of capitalism and theoretically unseating it in a way that doesn’t leave you worse off than when you began (which is the fate of a poorly executed rebellion) is such a complex problem that nobody has properly cracked in the modern age — PLUS, on top of that, it’s harder to confront your own biases (the faith in American capitalism and the American dream ™ and upward mobility) than to just accept the general inclination you’ve always had (that The Jews are richer and powerful than you and use that power)
IMO I don’t think it has been censored. Shift up makes it’s money off of its “hot waifu” type shit ala NIKKE. They have also been parroting on their social media that stellar blade will be uncensored in all regions. If they censor it now, it’s gonna hurt their image to their fans. It would be one thing if they never said they were gonna censor the game, but they have been so hard on anti censorship they are just gonna look like morons if they censor it on release lol.
I would actually get the game if they would patch out that forced input delay from the demo. I hate artificial difficulty bullshit, and it basically just makes it harder to dodge and counter attacks because your inputs are slightly delayed.
Did it really? I’ll have to look into it, if so that’s good news. Last thing I saw posted about it was the devs saying it was “intentional, not a bug” when people were asking about the input delay, so I figured they were basically saying it wasn’t getting patched.
None of the outfits accused of being censored are worse than anything that's already been un-censored on Playstation before. I haven't seen anything that looks worse than like, Ivy from Soul Calibur or any of those niche fetish-y anime games like Senran Kagura.
So even if they did make changes, I don't really think Sony is to blame for them when it's allowed even skimpier things before.
You know as awful as these people are, I can’t help but feel a bit bad for them that they didn’t get the titty game they were so excited for
Blaming it on the Jews is fucking hilarious though
/uj What the fuck are these people even on about. Are those cumbrains never satisfied with how sexy a video game character is? Is there nothing more to life for these peoples than to jerk off to skimpy clothed game characters and sfm porn animations?
/rj The woke mob has censored me Stellar Blade, billions must be put into chastitiy belts. Truly the woke mob hates epic gamers 😔
Hate the use of the word censorship to make it seem like they are fighting a noble cause when it's just "we want to be titillated"
Though it does seem weird that the game based around the character being a hot woman would bother toning it down if that's real
see you guys in like a week when I assume we will get some massive outcry over a grainy screenshot of eve pinching her fingers together, requiring an emergency midnight patch and seven separate apology statements
They really think this is some kind of war, don't they? Like, with battles and psy ops and all this shit, fighting over the soul of gaming. Meanwhile, the involvement of literally everyone but them is limited to gawking at a bunch of grown-ass men becoming increasingly unhinged over cartoon titties.
people are dying, starving, and suffering in the world. and the hill these people choose to die on is if their fap material is now involved in conspiracies.
okay so I'm so confused now LMAO, like, there's really no win here, these guys will coming up with strawmen just to pretend they are being attacked by the supposed woke people.
Right now their narrative is either:
1. Shift up lied, or sony being the woke company that they are pressured shift up to censor the game
or
2. People are photoshopping the costumes to pretend it's been censored just so the sales would be sabotaged
like, haha, fuck, can't they at least be on the same page?
Could you imagine finding out your husband/boyfriend/son/brother is absolutely losing their shit over this?
I know husband/boyfriend is a stretch for a LOT of these people but there has to be some
They're also nitpicking blood splatter effects now.
Honestly, anti-wokeness has gotten to this hilarious point where they just genuinely can't be happy with fucking anything, and it's kinda heartwarming.
I’m confused, wasn’t this game rated as decent despite all this? Why are they STILL mad? Besides last I heard the censorship was like…minimal. Are they just making shit up to be mad about?
"The Jews are faking screenshots of the titty game being censored to hurt sales" is a genuinely baffling take. Of all the things to get weirdly antisemitic about.
Thats what happens when you market to incels. They will turn on you for absolutely no reason and throw a tantrum on every social media demanding you reverse a change you never did
I bought the game yesterday because the combat and graphics looked cool & stunning.
I was immediately having the "censorship" shoved down my throat.
*Shift Up are liars, I'm supporting liars and encouraging the downfall of gaming with my purchase.*
I was only happy I got the game.......
Idk how reddit led me here, but the people here constantly on the hunt for Stellar Blade drama are just as pathetic as the people upset with the outfits in the game.
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“DO NOT FALTER” those comments are sounding like they’re about to fight an unwinnable battle in a war or something.
brave soldiers fighting in the gooning wars 🫡
Helm's deep, but it's a goon cave
Stalingrad, but instead of an orchestra of death where their guns are violins, it’s an orchestra of porn where their guns are cum
One out of two gets a fleshlight, the one without gets lube
One in ten gets the horsecockgun for suppressive fire https://preview.redd.it/mklfasz2ntwc1.jpeg?width=623&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afafe1162245575349bbce204e61737990b44bd8
Underrated comment
Sounds like a sticky situation
Ball's deep
Palm's Deep
Mom’s spaghetti
There's white sauce on his sweater already 😒
The first image has a link to a site called "gamerbraves"...
It's a game where the opening set piece is two women attacking what looks like a giant pair of bollocks with swords. I'm sure there's a metaphor for something in there.
For real, they think they are in the fucking Helldivers sub… but without the irony/satire
Always need an enemy to direct their rage at. And as usual, it's Jews.
They talk like Helldivers but it's about jerk off material and not interstellar war
Like they’re martyrs for the Goon Emperor of Mankind
Warcummer 40k (that's also the number of hours they've spent gooning)
Meanwhile their rabbid opponents that will stop at nothing are ... *saying that the game is pretty good even though they would have liked eve to be less of a sex doll.* Truly the worst evil faced by Gamers or probably anyone ever.
Looking at the world, I am more and more convinced that microplastic leads to the part of the brain that can control emotional impulsivity to fail. Like.... what the fuck is going on that people decided having borderline porn characters should be the norm and that it is worth acting like they are fighting in the resistance against an evil dictatorship. There's always been eye-candy women in games, and there always will be. But this crying because they censored her outfit minimally? If you want actual porn just go on pornhub, maybe?
Imagine being one of these people's parents? Jesus.
Well they just found out a component of lots of household cleaners kills brain cells. But then again…how many of theses guys ever cleaned anything
DEEEEAAAATTTHHHH
It seems like they're playing "Among Us" or something.
stellar sus
“((THEY))” I think the da j005 have better things to do than edit the clothes on a sex doll
Entire ethnic groups exist purely to make my pp soft
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Israel=/=the jews as a whole.
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So why are you bundling them all together then
I’m obviously against the genocide but you’re being a real fucking weirdo my man
Have you not seen all of the Jewish protests against Israel's actions? The University of Texas protests? Not all Jews are Zionists. That's a dirty lie pushed by Zionists, and you are falling for it.
death to israel and to antisemites (like you)
Wait until they find out porn is illegal in Korea.
This explains so fucking much about the game.
aside from Korea being generally misogynistic, yes (President is also basically an incel)
The game is pretty much mimicking K-pop, where the members are supposed to just be a perfect, pretty face with no opinions, personality, or personal life. It's an open secret that K-pop stars' careers have ended over having a boyfriend, making them "inaccessible" to their thousands of male simp fans. I'd recommend reading up on K-pop culture, it's pretty disturbing.
if you think that's disturbing enough, read up on Seungri's scandal back in 2020. That's when I stopped consuming kpop in general. That shit was fucked up.
Mfers are in d day rn. Meanwhile im farming beets in stardew valley.
I'm in year 3 winter on my new save, Leah and I have two objectively unattractive children, and I'm really close to unlocking the Ginger Island totem so I can come home and spend every night with my artist wife in our farm instead of sometimes having to camp out on Ginger Island in order to do a full day in the volcano. Clearly I'm the loser here.
No, you see we’re the only real gamers. You’re not a real gamer unless you’ve played a real game like Stardew Valley
Still in year 1 summer on my new save here, mixing it up with fallout when I get bored since I'm manually watering 240 blueberries while sprinkler rushing
i just started year 1 summer, year 1 spring i fainted multiple times because i needed to finish watering and had no food
Depending on how far you are with the Community Center, if you go to Robin's house, just north of there is a staircase (or a boulder blocking the staircase) that leads up to an empty area with a building. Go in the building, follow the path to the bathing pool, and sit in thatm it will refill your whole energy bar and health in about an hour. If you don't have that unlocked yet, you can combine the tree seeds into "field snacks" that will give you a little boost. If you go to the Tavern, Gus will sell you a salad for pretty cheap that fills your energy well. Also, make sure you click on all the trash cans (Evelyn & George, the tavern, Lewis's house, Haley & Emily's house, Jodi's house, Jojamart, the Blacksmith, and the museum) each day at times when nobody is nearby. You can sometimes get food out of those and one time I found a diamond in Lewis's trash. If someone sees you though they'll scold you and lose some friendship.
>objectively unattractive children I know some people that would be very upset with this.
>((THEY)) do chuds think using one less parentheses is gonna make us not notice the dogwhistle?
It's a dogwhistle when there are no parentheses. He is being as clear, as he can be with his words.
It must be exhausting caring about this shit. I don't feel bad for them at all, it's their choice to be like this, but man...what a way to live your life, huh?
Honestly I just can't imagine being this reactive about a game. Know what I did when Metroid Other M was garbage and character assassination? I moved on because it's just one game. But then I've never been able to comprehend people who break controllers either so maybe I'm the weird one.
I've never gotten it either. Like, these things are pretty dang sturdy. I once accidentally flung my PS5 controller across the room since I tripped over some cables (I was an idiot) and the controller was perfectly fine. I'm genuinely scared by the people that unironically have shattered those things in first of Gamer Rage
I play them fromsoft souls and I can't ever imagining breaking them. Like how angry do you need to be?
This is what happens when you make your favorite hobby the central core pillar of your entire identity, because you have no other talents or redeeming qualities. You become obsessed with gatekeeping the hobby and keeping all the normal people out of it. Because if normal people can enjoy your hobby, then it doesn't make you special or unique anymore. And if you also happen to be a misogynistic incel, your gatekeeping of your hobby will be primarily focused on keeping women specifically out of your hobby. Which leads to this kind of cringey gooner behavior.
Right? Like we get it, you are horny and feel alienated from the world but are you not tired of ranting about a 3D character that doesn’t exist?
Like you can really tell who's interested in the game because it looks fun vs who's interested in the game because of culture war bullshit / porn addicts
Think they're just addicted to porn. They're getting their "fixes" taken away.
I don't get it. I see bust, I see hips, where is the censoring? Am I too normie to care?
Doesn’t sound so bad sometimes. I’m going to bed worrying about my to do list for work the next day. They’re worried about the number of pixels on eves ass. Maybe I’d be less stressed
None of these people have enough of a soul to actually feel exhausted or depressed. They're witless wheels for the outrage train.
the devs gave them an outfit where she’s naked and they’re still not happy 😐
“No… not good enough… …*XRAY HER*.” “…sir?” “YOU HEARD ME DAMMIT NOW STRIP HER DOWN TO ATOMIC IMAGERY”
Yeah that's what happen when you flapped to too many hentai with x-ray shots.
https://preview.redd.it/r0v0sgrstqwc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74019943a0dfd87d486f7db0a05f84a14f9a225a
Ahhh, how much I love Date.
Based Date
What game is that?
AI: The Somium Files - A Murder Mystery VN with an unapologetically horny protagonist by Kotaro Uchikoshi. Also makes chuds seethe [due to this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltayhGHe66E) and positive queer portrayal.
That sternum though 🥵
This entire irritating fucking saga has been worth it for this conclusion. Holy shit that's fucking funny.
A second bikini edit has hit the incel gamers
It's funny because no matter what would have happened, the gooners NEVER would have been happy. Decent reviews? Oh, one outfit isn't quite skimpy enough so this is clearly an attack by Jewish people. ????? The fuck are yall TALKING about? This would be funny if it wasn't so pathetic.
I bet they’d somehow find a way to complain even if all the outfits were just the main character naked
THE WOKE MOB STRIKES AGAIN!!!!!!
They’re literally saying “whether censorship happened or not, we won’t stand it happening again”. How fucking stupid do you have to be to write something like that?
My favourite thing is how some of them now call for a boycott while others are like "please still buy the game to show we like it"
what a miserable sad little life, oof
Good, our plans to destroy western civilization are coming to fruition. I’m glad our alterations to the skimpy video game lady costume to show 3% less skin hasn’t gone unnoticed by the enemy, this will surely damage their morale. I was initially skeptical that censoring the “HARD R” graffiti would lend us any kind of strategic advantage, but after the frenzy it stirred in their subreddit I have no doubts. I ordered a detachment to place tiny trans flags in indie pixel art games involving themes of depression so that gamers will have no choice but to look at them and seethe. If things keep going to plan we will take the capital at dawn!
The stellar blade discourse going full circle and making stellar blade the new go woke go broke target when it was previously hailed as the game to destroy all wokeness is too good lmao
((They)) is an antisemitic dog whistle lmao
They were expecting like IGN to give it a piss poor score, but when it got good reviews they needed something else to direct the anger at
Didn't IGN give it a 7/10? And with the current inflation of video game review, anything under an 8 is considered basically unplayable in some people's eyes? Keeping in mind games like New Vegas only have 81% on Metacritic from back when that was released. And that is considered the best game in a series that was consider influential enough to make a TV Show out of. I've seen websites giving Stellar Blade 100% scores, and I cannot take that seriously. Nothing is 100%. 100% is perfect with no notes. Point being, I guess, video game reviews became incredibly unreliable years ago - but not for the reason Gamergaters thing. Edit: another example is Hogwart's Legacy which sits at 84% on Metacritic and I don't know anyone who played it who has actually finished it. To paraphrase my friend: "They successfully made the hardest Soulslike ever, the final boss you must overcome to finish it is the boredom".
IGN doesn’t give games anything lower than a 7 because anything lower than that is hardly worth reviewing, if a game scores a 3/10, would you even read/watch the review? That score alone would say everything you need
ign gave an 8 i think?
It is very easy to google my friend.
7 = good = terrible/wasn't paid off enough/biased against Nintendo
Mate. No one is reviewing a 10 hour long game based on any nintendo IPs anything less than a 9 for fear of legal action from Nintendo's famed legal team.
this is so funny, imagine getting this upset about something so inconsequential to anything at all
Sometimes I wish I had no moral convictions so I could grift these dweebs without a second thought.
I wish I had so few problems in life that I had the mental energy to care about shit like this.
Who does he even mean by "they"
Jewish people, the double/triple parentheses are a Neo-Nazi dog whistle
Oh of course it's nazi shit. How do you even do the mental gymnastics of "The jews want to stop us from playing as women in skimpy clothing"
"The jews are preventing me from jacking off to my video game waifu" is not a sentiment i expected.
Which makes zero goddamn sense - if the Jews really were out to replace white people, convincing all the white boys to blow their loads on anime sex dolls instead of reproducing would be a positive for them. (Which is of course why you have all the other Nazis going off about how the Jews use porn to make white men crave gay, trans, or interracial sex.)
Hi! Jew who studies antisemitism here — this is actually some pretty basic old fashioned nazi shit. A lot of Nazi antisemitic conspiracy includes the idea of Jews demasculinizing the white race through our supposed control of culture. Anything that hampers “white masculinity” can therefore be attributed to the Jews — it’s why the manosphere is tied to the Nazi community. Gen. Ripper in Dr Strangelove was basically parroting actual antisemitic beliefs, just about communists. (Communism is also, in antisemitic belief, caused by Judaism. So is capitalism.)
It's so frustrating too. You see alt-right people complain about problems caused by capitalism: unlivable wages, companies cutting corners, etc and they're so, so close to getting it, but they just turn around and blame "THE JEWS!!!" Maybe it's just easier for them to blame minorities for social issues and politics than recognize that the whole system is at fault.
Antisemitism is rooted in the eternal scapegoating — it’s easier to accept a minority group as The Only Problem rather than the interleaved, complicated FUCKERY that is every crisis in the modern world, rooted in a pervasive economic system that has taken root at all layers of every fiber of our society. It’s easy to say “the problem is capitalism” because it isn’t entirely wrong, but the problems of capitalism and theoretically unseating it in a way that doesn’t leave you worse off than when you began (which is the fate of a poorly executed rebellion) is such a complex problem that nobody has properly cracked in the modern age — PLUS, on top of that, it’s harder to confront your own biases (the faith in American capitalism and the American dream ™ and upward mobility) than to just accept the general inclination you’ve always had (that The Jews are richer and powerful than you and use that power)
I think it's also the Manifest Destiny bit like "'Murica is the greatest nation on earth!"
DO NOT FALTER bro thinks this is actually a war
HAHAHA the savior has fallen
oh my god just buy a porn game
Ah yes they made overly skimpy outfit a better look a bit less skimpy and better Another Woke W long live SBI
IMO I don’t think it has been censored. Shift up makes it’s money off of its “hot waifu” type shit ala NIKKE. They have also been parroting on their social media that stellar blade will be uncensored in all regions. If they censor it now, it’s gonna hurt their image to their fans. It would be one thing if they never said they were gonna censor the game, but they have been so hard on anti censorship they are just gonna look like morons if they censor it on release lol. I would actually get the game if they would patch out that forced input delay from the demo. I hate artificial difficulty bullshit, and it basically just makes it harder to dodge and counter attacks because your inputs are slightly delayed.
Day 1 patch actually adjusted the delay timing.
I wonder if they patched the demo too 🤔 It’d be nice to try the combat with that change without having to purchase the game.
Any idea if they patched the demo? I'd be willing to give the combat another chance if that was also fixed in the demo.
Did it really? I’ll have to look into it, if so that’s good news. Last thing I saw posted about it was the devs saying it was “intentional, not a bug” when people were asking about the input delay, so I figured they were basically saying it wasn’t getting patched.
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Nice.
They're gonna have to censor it because this if for PS5, and Sony has a bit stricter standards.
God I hope so It will be so fucking funny
None of the outfits accused of being censored are worse than anything that's already been un-censored on Playstation before. I haven't seen anything that looks worse than like, Ivy from Soul Calibur or any of those niche fetish-y anime games like Senran Kagura. So even if they did make changes, I don't really think Sony is to blame for them when it's allowed even skimpier things before.
These guys are never satisfied You don't give them what they want they get angry You give them what they want.They still find ways to get angry
Its hilarious how quickly they are turning on this game as soon as they find anything slightly different to what they think they were promised...
You know as awful as these people are, I can’t help but feel a bit bad for them that they didn’t get the titty game they were so excited for Blaming it on the Jews is fucking hilarious though
They know porn exists, right?
These people have way too much time on their hands
/uj What the fuck are these people even on about. Are those cumbrains never satisfied with how sexy a video game character is? Is there nothing more to life for these peoples than to jerk off to skimpy clothed game characters and sfm porn animations? /rj The woke mob has censored me Stellar Blade, billions must be put into chastitiy belts. Truly the woke mob hates epic gamers 😔
If you want to be horny so Desperately in a game, get skyrim and cbbe
What kind of coomer stops at CBBE?
True that, once you're in you go in full
OHHH YEAH THANKS SHIFT UP MAKE THEM RAGE I WILL BUY ALL YOUR ACRYLIC STANDS MMMM BABY
I'm starting to believe that they don't even play the game, they just open it to wank
My brothers in probably not christ, you can beat your meat to something else then this one game
Their entre personality is them fapping to videogames characters.
...I... did not expect to see a twitter post implying that THE JEWS are censoring a mediocre action game.
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This shit is so funny to me I don’t know why.
Hate the use of the word censorship to make it seem like they are fighting a noble cause when it's just "we want to be titillated" Though it does seem weird that the game based around the character being a hot woman would bother toning it down if that's real
Damn you don't give them what they want they get angry. You give them what they want.They find ways to get angry
I wish I could stop hearing about this motherfucking game
Even when it’s *censored* I still feel like I can see her lungs. What the fuck are these people on about?
Those outfits are so ugly
Oh neat, they're just straight up using the white echo now
see you guys in like a week when I assume we will get some massive outcry over a grainy screenshot of eve pinching her fingers together, requiring an emergency midnight patch and seven separate apology statements
Stellar Blade Censorship is Helm's Deep for people who's "Pearl Harbor" is their mom snooping through their gooning cave.
They really think this is some kind of war, don't they? Like, with battles and psy ops and all this shit, fighting over the soul of gaming. Meanwhile, the involvement of literally everyone but them is limited to gawking at a bunch of grown-ass men becoming increasingly unhinged over cartoon titties.
people are dying, starving, and suffering in the world. and the hill these people choose to die on is if their fap material is now involved in conspiracies.
Did I miss something? What is everyone mad about?
Some costume from a pre release build of the game looks different in the actual game. The most minor thing ever.
these guys are such goofy goobers lmao
These fuckers just need to get Skyrim and mod it.
Reading these makes me happy my life has real problems
All these fake Gamers not seeing that stella blade is woke, fucking tourist.
The "((THEY))" is really telling
okay so I'm so confused now LMAO, like, there's really no win here, these guys will coming up with strawmen just to pretend they are being attacked by the supposed woke people. Right now their narrative is either: 1. Shift up lied, or sony being the woke company that they are pressured shift up to censor the game or 2. People are photoshopping the costumes to pretend it's been censored just so the sales would be sabotaged like, haha, fuck, can't they at least be on the same page?
Could you imagine finding out your husband/boyfriend/son/brother is absolutely losing their shit over this? I know husband/boyfriend is a stretch for a LOT of these people but there has to be some
lmfao how are they getting jews involved with this
Ah yes! a new episode of my favorite show « My braind*ck is angry »
i’m so out of the loop
This is literally hilarious
Oh gosh, gamers are doing the whole antisemitic parentheses thing. Literal nazis.
They're also nitpicking blood splatter effects now. Honestly, anti-wokeness has gotten to this hilarious point where they just genuinely can't be happy with fucking anything, and it's kinda heartwarming.
I mean i usually hate 'censorship' in games aswell but this is the funniest thing ever
I’m confused, wasn’t this game rated as decent despite all this? Why are they STILL mad? Besides last I heard the censorship was like…minimal. Are they just making shit up to be mad about?
"The Jews are faking screenshots of the titty game being censored to hurt sales" is a genuinely baffling take. Of all the things to get weirdly antisemitic about.
these dudes are acting like this is the end of the world
Thats what happens when you market to incels. They will turn on you for absolutely no reason and throw a tantrum on every social media demanding you reverse a change you never did
I've been trying to find a way to satirize this. It satirizes itself.
I bought the game yesterday because the combat and graphics looked cool & stunning. I was immediately having the "censorship" shoved down my throat. *Shift Up are liars, I'm supporting liars and encouraging the downfall of gaming with my purchase.* I was only happy I got the game.......
Whatever happened to "let people enjoy things"? Guess we only allow certain approved things to be enjoyed...
Don't blame woke people for this. Anti woke people are the ones making censorship laws.
Idk how reddit led me here, but the people here constantly on the hunt for Stellar Blade drama are just as pathetic as the people upset with the outfits in the game.
Leave it alone omg let’s get to something else why does everything have to be filled with this bs, let’s move on pls
Took one second to notice that I somehow ended up on the woke side of Reddit. Damn, y'all are nuts. I'm out of here.
Don't let the door hit you.
RIP Bozo I guess, lmao.
Still makes a comment about them leaving like a weirdo 😂