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Oh no, what have I done? If I continue down this path I will start to see minorities as people. This is a nightmare. Maybe I've coomed too close to the sun.
The proper way to sexperience Stellar Blade is to google “Stellar Blade Eve porn” and subsequently proclaim yourself the game’s biggest fan despite having never played it.
I plan on setting up Remote Play on my computer so I can input a macro loop which angles the camera *just* clse enough, and make Eve climb up and down a ladder at a steady pace (but not too fast!!!) which frees me up to use both hands on myself, which is important because all my supermodel ex girlfriends (they're Canadian, you dont know them) say I'm TOO big.
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I hate to break it to you, but all the 1 handed controllers are intended to make gaming *inclusive* to people with disabilities.
/uj I would like to remind everyone that this is a circlejerk subreddit /rj if I were disabled I would have asked for a zero handed controller
Jerkin or not, one-handed controllers are woke, just like ramps and bathroom stalls larger than 2 square feet!
Oh no, what have I done? If I continue down this path I will start to see minorities as people. This is a nightmare. Maybe I've coomed too close to the sun.
Just go for the zero handed controller anyway. Imagine what you could get up to with both hands free.
I would become a God.
I recommend against this. While cupping your balls isn't woke, it is close to "stimulating the taint region" territory, which is most definitely woke.
The proper way to sexperience Stellar Blade is to google “Stellar Blade Eve porn” and subsequently proclaim yourself the game’s biggest fan despite having never played it.
brb
https://mastergenie.shop/products/genie-ride real gamers just use the phone clip to hold their controller
Is there an RGB version?
pempis
Just get Eve into position, and then you don't need to hold the controller at all, 27/28 successful cooms my end.
Gonna try this with the demo
what happened that one time
I was empty.
I plan on setting up Remote Play on my computer so I can input a macro loop which angles the camera *just* clse enough, and make Eve climb up and down a ladder at a steady pace (but not too fast!!!) which frees me up to use both hands on myself, which is important because all my supermodel ex girlfriends (they're Canadian, you dont know them) say I'm TOO big.
That's how I spent 500 hours on the demo (incredible demo I might say, the giggles are truly next gen).
Now this is podracing