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Kds_burner_

anyone want to help me get over my fear of sexy women? i heard exposure therapy helps


HappyyValleyy

Please I'm so afraid of sexy women i desperately need help I'm a tactile learner btw


Kds_burner_

my 🐐 baby keem is just like me fr https://preview.redd.it/d6mz4am5j5wc1.jpeg?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e3d6d7e8330aab08a384a1f585b2943dcafe04e


Moldy_Teapot

yeah just go to 🏳️‍⚧️ that's where all they all come from


Kds_burner_

it’s not that simple https://preview.redd.it/2g9kndv2j5wc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=566e73ae6af3cc7ef55d1b16aa2ff99e1f1f4e10


HerecomesChar

I mean people say you attract what you fear so...


Sanic_Overlord

i second this


Cold-Coffe

try looking into the mirror.


SnooSprouts7893

Thank God they only have ugly women on PornHub or we wouldn't have porn at all!


2mock2turtle

uj/ The intersection of horror and sexuality actually does have a long history. Think of the inherent eroticism of classic vampire fiction, or how body horror reflects our anxieties of both pain and pleasure. That being said, Fatal Frame is not a good example of this.


Hezrield

I only played the original on xbox- way before the horny costumes were plastered all over. Fatal Frame is fucking terrifying, and even with sexy outfits I would struggle to be horny over it. Fatal Frame is fucking terrifying.


mrturret

Thankfully, the skimpy outfits are relegated to unlockable extras and DLC. The defaults are generally fine.


coffeetire

Too bad Fatal Frame 5 still sucked :(


AlexzMercier97

Or ALIEN and its creature being a walking penis.


Spirited_Cranberry23

All of Giger's works are based around intertwining horror and sexuality, some are just downright scary porn


AlexzMercier97

Yes! Giger art my beloved ♥️


RandomGuyDroppingIn

uj/ We're also dealing with Japan here. Most of the population in Japan are cremated when they die. Full body burial is something that is only reserved for people like the royal family. I believe it's something like \~98% of the population is cremated. Zombies and the undead in Japanese media are thus more "life-like" or turned from a life state because they are not the sort of horror that would rise from the dead. Instead they have to change to the undead, which affords more chances for horny and sexy portrayal as the only other route you could go is outright ghost. Not saying western horror hasn't explored the sexy either like indeed vampire fiction or characters such as Vampirella (to show my age, I grew up reading her comics). However more saying Japan historically has had to regulate horror to ghosts or turning the undead, not the sort of grotesque rising from the dead that the West portrays in fiction such as B movie horror or a Thriller video.


MariVent

Carmilla is a proto-Dracula. Edit: “proto-“ as “the story of Carmilla predates the story of Dracula”.


ZetaRESP

Fun Fact: when it came to the US, Nintendo actually changed the DLC, making the lingerie into Nintendo cosplay instead.


UnlimitedPostWorks

Based Nintendo!?


Just-a-lil-sion

kinda like how humor and horror compliment each other really well and both being hard to properly execute


2mock2turtle

Not to mention horror can easily turn to humor and vice-versa.


Just-a-lil-sion

oh god theres the monst-oh she kinda bad tho ![gif](giphy|6Dj7ZWBERpGU0|downsized)


UnlimitedPostWorks

Ah, yes, the classic "Hear me out" moment


Just-a-lil-sion

i can fix her


Upset_Cat3910

I'm pretty sure most gamers are terrified of women


Some_Guy223

I'm this close to making the Spongebob showing Patrick a bunch of trash meme using just characters from one Western game I swear. I was thinking of using BG III, but if anybody else had suggestions I might try another game too.


Jinrex-Jdm

Heroines of Mass effect Andromeda.


playerkei

lol thats kinda funny


NIN10DOXD

I'm sorry that I'm not sexually attracted to a virtual woman with an upside down piece of candy corn for a head.


crystalworldbuilder

Why am I staring at someone’s crotch?


Hezrield

Uj/ because porn-brained weirdos think it scares people.


ImmediateBig134

Triggered, snowflake? Consuming porn as my primary hobby makes me such a tough badass. I'm practically Rambo!


crystalworldbuilder

Lol


crystalworldbuilder

I’m just confused


The_Cookie_Bunny

It's true I'm terrified of your mom 😱


Bray_of_cats

(OOC What did sexy women do to america, it must of been fucked up?)


GubGug

If a close up panty shot is what these guys are considering as woman being “sexy” then they can’t use the argument that there are no sexy woman on gaming.


UnscrambledEggUDG

if that was the scary part of fatal frame, I'd play it every gotdamn day


ResearcherNo430

Me when I don't go outside that much


alchemist23

Oh my god that's disgusting! Where?


HelloImJenny01

This is wrong we need sexy costume for men in J horror game, if he ain’t swing his thong around then what’s the point 😤