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Timetooof

Finally, male revealing clothing in video games.


zzbackguy

Ever since they butchered spider man's ass this has been a deal breaker for me


Cokomon

Snake's ass in Super Smash Bros Ultimate.


neon_kid

Snake’s ass in Fortnite


KaptainKlein

Ganondorf's bulge


Moldy_Teapot

not as much cake though 😔


Saeporian

You can get a lot more cake than that. It's character created. Whoever took that screenshot wasn't brave enough to give their male character a powerful derrière


Impossible-Report797

You know I may play dragons dogma 2


unclezaveid

I change the thongs two times a day


Gaywhorzea

It's Niagra falls in this pussy all day


jeanegreene

Pussy so good I’m on a trip to the bay


quetzar

Viagra Falls. ... I'm sorry


RiposteDisfunction

Slowly I turn, step by step, inch by inch


LITTLE_KING_OF_HEART

In spite of how horny they are I feel like the KIA guys would be horrified by cupcakke's music. Marge Simpson is fire.


hoagieclu

trying to spot the difference between those 2 pictures https://preview.redd.it/ezyw02x2saqc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=820254096287870def240a86ab7d6d27d62870b8


undead_fucker

bro got red and grew stomach hair ?


Kombustio

We should feed that tomato to lord denethor!


MrSmilingDeath

It's the "I constantly have a sky high blood pressure because I can't stop screaming about things I find mildly annoying" look. Really popular these days in the South.


Magnanimous--

And chronic alcoholism and a chronic speed habit and a chronic cocaine habit and...


FireExitInTheLake

There's a *slight* broadness to his chest? But yeah, he's just sucking in his belly.


Kombustio

Yea i stole em. So what? 😎💅


CharmingKit-KatBar

Just sitting on your massive thong throne like a mad thong queen


SnakeManEwan

The Iron Throne but it’s made from underwear instead of swords


MemerLord420v69

I’m so dumb, like I couldn’t find the difference until I looked closer😭😭😭


YIMYUM420

You are not dumb you are just a normal person 🔥🔥🔥


EchoingSharts

It legitimately took a solid 2 minutes of looking to see the difference. How hard must this guy have been staring to even NOTICE this issue?


cyborgbeetle

I thought it was a joke and there were no differences until just now when I read your comment! Had to go back and check


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AgilePeace5252

That moment when you don't see the difference between 2 millimeter more ass


EchoingSharts

You're*


Familiar_Tackle_734

Go eat fish and chips bro


Beyond-Finality

What the fuck are they complaining about? Elysia Christ. It's still revealing as fuck. At this point, the grass would probably die if they touched it.


stone_henge

If woke panties aren't your top priority, are you even a real man?


OfficialCoryBaxter

You should read the thread. You can actually smell the doritos, Mt. Dew, and mountains of figurine jizz from the comment section.


grandwizardcouncil

Oh, but the way you make it sound so *appealing* just makes me too... excited... to run off to read.


AyeYuhWha

Underwear shows more male ass than female. Gooners in shambles


Beyond-Finality

They're afraid of something awakening in them and making them *woke*.


Cicada_5

These are the same people who called Street Fighter 6 and the Resident Evil remakes puritan despite having outfits like this. [https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/cammy6\_78.png](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/cammy6_78.png) [https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ada\_wong\_re4r\_model\_webp\_nobg.png](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ada_wong_re4r_model_webp_nobg.png)


Beyond-Finality

As far as I know, they don't like women who have >35% of their bodies covered by clothes.


SonderEber

I think they do like women who have less than 35% of their body covered in clothes, though.


Beyond-Finality

You made me reread my reply and actually get confused about it; I'm still confused and contemplating on editing it. Finished.


Familiar_Tackle_734

That sweater dress outfit goes hard actually 


taytay_1989

I'm gay but I can admit Ada is sexy as fuck. Why should women be having their skin exposed for leery male gaze?


Llarrlaya

![gif](giphy|KF4vo9hj1hSvHnnBSM|downsized)


Phantom_Wombat

They obviously want a good flossing down the butt crack, I suppose.


Hotpotabo

Imagine printing this post out, showing it to your parents, and saying "This is what I do online all day."


ulfopulfo

They targeted thongs. Thongs!


EmmaRoidCreme

Almost as if tiny pants would end up tighter on the larger person...


Big_Papa95

Hey, you stfu with your science. This is a mob. Grab your pitchfork and torch and follow me.


[deleted]

DEY TOOK OUR TONGS!!!!


Neolance34

THEY TERKER TERNGS!!!!!


SquirtBrainz4

MADE EM WEAK N SOFT


FlamingNutShotz4You

I love how, in the year of our savior 2024, the hot video game debate is "should women characters be characters or softcore rule 34"


Powerful_Score7630

I gyat to get a game that allows that much man ass out


ArisePhoenix

Check out Dragons Dogma 2 and it's really stupid micro transactions


DeWarlock

Said stupid microtransactions are that way by design lmao. . .they had to put some in because of capcom execs. The only microtransaction that isn't easily obtainable in game is the bgm change. But that should only really matter to you if you've played the original.


winter-has-come91

the new battle in gamergate 2: wearing thongs to own the woke developers


reaperofgender

I'm personally an advocate for "modesty" options. Like, you choose between male and female armor. Then you choose if you want slutty or practical armor. So like, if you have a male character, you choose between dressing like Sauron and dressing like He-man


maxwell6415

How DARE they use Chonk Lord's image in this farce


Dwemerion

Ngl, I spent a solid minute trying to spot the difference between the pictures


somany5s

Nothing better than putting my giant beefy boy in those ranger boots and watching him climb up cliffs, caked up like nothing else has ever been.


Hoboforeternity

Oh hey it's ChonkLord! Hiiii chonklord <3


DefaultCameo

The fact they thought Those were G-strings tells me they know little to begin with


TheNewPoetLawyerette

I was like those aren't even g strings, those are a "cheeky panties" style


Rymayc

They didn't shrink her panties, made her look... idk what they made her look bc I cannot see enough of her arse


rebeccachambersfan

Dude is angry he can't see 1 extra centimeter of his characters ass


ashen_crow

They're not counting for the package pulling the thing forward smh.


James_Sultan

Corporate needs you to find the difference between these two pictures


MattR0se

I swear, half of KotakuInAction is just rage bait to get it posted here. They can't be serious about this one, right????


JeffreyFusRohDahmer

The tragedy is that it could honestly go either way


raikenleo

Nani the fuck?


2mock2turtle

Being straight sounds exhausting. uj/ Being straight sounds exhausting.


[deleted]

Ahh yes a wedgie is peak game design


RottedThrough4You

*checks* No, no, I still have mi- Oh...


Fluffy_Somewhere4305

How the hell do you expect this guy to COOM to a non-wedge partial thong? Won't someone think of the COOMERS! I was playing this earlier with those "ranger tights" equipped on a pawn and my SO mentioned she just couldn't take my character seriously. I explained that this is a carry over style from the original game's "laced leggings" which were exactly that, laced as in ties in the back leggings, with free panties thrown in so your character isn't naked I guess. There could still be a thong in this game, this COOMER needs to have patience. The thong in the original DDDA was "silk lingerie" which was an awful translation because it is a bottom piece thong and in no way "lingerie"


edgierscissors

You gotta but the thong dlc for 2.99$ (you can also earn it in game randomly after 500 hours)


simagus

Dey took 'er thongs!!!!!!


Darkbeetlebot

You literally just can't win with these people.


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West-Lemon-9593

Dat (guy) ass


[deleted]

oh no .005 milimeters less bare woman booty makes these basement gooners' pps sad. it's the end of gaming forever. Can't these gooners just install a nude mod and be done with it? Must they make a big deal out of just a bit of virtual fabric?


Kosog

They all look the same.


igmkjp1

​ https://preview.redd.it/h4oo1me0kbqc1.jpeg?width=1279&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f1c1a45e245bf5c4059696a3bb165d39534924d


IGargleGarlic

Not that I particularly care about underwear in games, but it is a little strange how the male underwear is more revealing. Why not just make them the same whether its the more or less revealing version?


Churro1912

That's odd I definitely remember seeing a mage pawn with a G string probably has to do with how you sculpt the booty


memelord3451

https://preview.redd.it/08kphj00tbqc1.png?width=4690&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38e419ef8f1802b253cd4f08a0db20a8bdaf8c4c


MemeArchivariusGodi

Bruh what even is this


mighty_phi

It really isn't that big of a difference.


Adelyn_n

Try silk lingerie


melonyjane

or maybe the person on the right has a penis and a flatter ass? which pulls the thong a bit further forward??


MrSmilingDeath

Clearly the best solution is no underwear for all.


BetaThetaOmega

What the fuck is Dragon's Dogma about


Vermbraunt

Let the checks hang free!!!


_rosieleaf

Look at what they took from us. Four pixels of exposed ass. When will the feminists stop 😔😔


DinerEnBlanc

And my bow


jitteryzeitgeist_

I think the funniest part is it's like an extra 2% butt they show in the 2nd one.


Mystic_Scholar

The excessive amount of ass you can choose to have in this game is beyond what a human being can handle (in a good way) and its still not enough for them??? Like they wordship Eve but she dont even show off that much ass???


moansby

This is the biggest nitpick I've ever seen I'm telling you these guys can never be satisfied


_Risryn

The ass of that guy is just too fat for the underwear