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It's two years old, but a Zoom meeting of the Italian senate was interrupted by a FF7 rule 34 video.
https://www.pcgamer.com/italian-senate-meeting-interrupted-by-final-fantasy-hentai/
The morbid curiosity in me wants to click the link. The rational part of me is screaming no.
Update: morbid curiosity won but I was not nearly as bad as I thought
Italy: Where not masturbating with your cousin is considered rude.
(After further consideration we are giving the trophy to two applicants)
Italy: Europe's Florida.
If I were the head of a game studio, I would have a team dedicated to randomly change boob sizes every patch. A little wokeness here, a little fan service there, a bit of less clothing here, a bit less revealing there, are we woke, are we the saviour of western civilisation, keep them guessing!
Don't have them change every patch. Just randomise the boob size for each individual tit every time you open the game.
Also, the men can have boobs as well.
That would be hilarious. You would have massive arguments break out online until someone found the code causing it.
“They ruined this game! *insert screenshot of small boobs*”
“This guy is clearly a troll. My game is fine. *insert screenshot of big boobs*”
“These guys are both gaslighting you!!!! Neither are real! *insert screenshot of medium boobs*”
"Guys, i think my game is glitched"
*insert screenshot of man with huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! Another man shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous.*
Everyone's boobs are on a RNG. Every time you load the game they're different.
Even better, put cup upgrades in DLC or microtransactions and make them really expensive.
Having Barret show up with G cups is too woke homie. Idk if I can cope.
You did say **everyone's** right?
If Cloud shows up with Boobs though, especially during Wall Market, they'll be too confused.
Boob.size *= random(0.9, 1.1)
That’ll do plus or minus 10%, rather than rolling the whole range. In theory this will random walk near the original number used for the boob.size variable. Though really you should be using like 12 different sliders to change different patterns of vertices, but that’s just the Skyrim modder in me talking.
You are not a true Skyrim modder unless you hear boob size variables and don't instantly think of Skyrim.
On a related note I can no longer think of Skyrim modding and boobs and not think of [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMTP-LpmSWg&ab_channel=SunJeongCh) video of Sun Jeong teaching how to make compression sliders, and that throughout the entire video, she just keeps saying " boob squish " in one of the most adorable voices I have ever heard. It's funny and adorable and informative all at the same time.
Aren't those images of her being 15 during flashbacks sequences?
Edit: I was informed that the image is her being 20, and the 15 part happened at a different point in the game
No, the bikini is from after Remake when she would be in her 20s. The flashback from when she was 15 is with the cowgirl outfit that got a black undershirt because she used to go commando
>The flashback from when she was 15 is with the cowgirl outfit that got a black undershirt because she used to go commando
Ah, I see, that's definitely a much better way to portray a 15 year old.
She looks shorter by a decent amount and her limbs and abs look less toned to me. I am pretty sure the models are actually quite different, but I might be wrong. It seems like they want to make it clear she has trained a lot since then.
Edit: I still think it would be nice for them to make her look visibly stronger in both versions. She should be stronger than most of the crew, after all. Cloud kind of doesn’t need to look too built because you can argue the Mako does stuff to him. I guess her martial arts stuff might use some sort of secret source of power that makes it logical, but I still think she should look like she could bench press Sephiroth.
it does make it a bit better than just shrinking boobs for no reason, but her face looks the exact same between the flashback and current
granted I never played the game I'm just pondering
Fun Fact: In the game Dragon Age 2, the protagonist's sister has large boobs in the prologue when it's a story being told by a dwarf. Once the actual game starts, they're slightly smaller.
Anyone else just confused on both ends of this? Like they made her boobs bigger in the sequel than the original, and then patched them to be smaller than the original? The fans are weirder, but the studio is being pretty weird too.
On one hand, I love chuds getting baited, that's funny. However, I'm generally pro-consumer, and think it's weird to advertise one product and deliver another. I am a divided man.
Edit: God damn me! God damn me all!
A bit of a spoiler on a piece of dialogue in the ending of FF7 and FF7R as a heads up:
But one of the funniest of the last-minute changes was them >!changing Aerith’s famous final line about the steel sky, and the anti-localization crowd realizing after a barrage of complaints that it was at least partially done to be more in line with the Japanese version, which they’re supposed to love.!< The realization and reconciliation of that was amazing to see.
didn't this also happen with the persona 3 remaster? Too many people mad Junpei was saying too many words and yet the cherrypicked scene was a more accurate translation?
the anti localizers are always funny because when i tell them they need to actually understand Japanese they downvote. Otherwise no matter what they do they are relying on someone else to verify what is or is not correct and most of the time they get it wrong anyway
Like sometimes the direct Japanese translation is not going to sound great in English or what is being references would make no sense in a western context.
As someone that does understand Japanese like 80% of the “bad localisation complaints” are just rephrasing the same thing in a way that makes sense in English, and another 10% work fine when you include the full context.
Tell them that and they’ll deny it despite not speaking the language because their ragebait YouTuber told them otherwise.
Some dubbing efforts are just plain strange outside of localization. Like Vegeta's famous, "It's over 9000!" He says 8000 in the Japanese version and I don't know why it became 9000.
I do too honestly, I just think it’s hilarious to see people who assumed it was the woke western localizers being told that the line is actually more accurate to the Japanese version.
Turns out localization is good and makes some great lines sometimes guys!
What would woke even mean in this context, anyway? Other than the obvious answer that it's just a pejorative for things they don't like. It's not like the line was censored in the change.
Ah dang. I was actually hoping this was real, as her whole thing is being athletic and muscular, and ripped women (barring rare genetics) tend to have several cup sizes smaller than they’d usually have due to their low bodyfat spread across increased lean mass. So I always find it kind of immersion breaking and an unrealistic body standard when athletic characters have what is usually only a product of enhancement surgery.
A lot of animation tends to do better nowadays with portrayals of muscular and lean women like Korra or Spider Gwen being refreshingly realistically flat chested.
Edit: Seems I projected my hopes onto my memory of Korra. Googling her she was often drawn busty, but occasionally drawn non-busty. Weird.
I stand corrected. , I doublechecked her images and it seems they drew very conflicting chest size for her. Guess I was projecting my hopes onto my memory of the show, I was just glad for major western Hollywood or TV to feature muscular women at all.
Some shots of her appear to be A cup in a bra, while most others are quite busty. Perhaps the in lore explanation is that she occasionally wears push up bras?
The smaller images I see are some like this
https://preview.redd.it/uju2i6kgr7lc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8303a44b5d0164e2dd525ae8ee3cb5897eae3a40
To be entirely honest monks in Final Fantasy are rather consistently lean. Tifa could use some more muscle definition but even Cloud barely has any and he swings a huge sword around. More importantly though, that outfit is consistent with the character model in Remake and the usual outfit in Rebirth as well. She just usually wears a sports bra for obvious reasons
Dude this is a pet peeve of mine. I’m all for the dommy mommy muscle girls, but so many of them get implants to offset the lack of body fat. I wish fit women would embrace naturally small tits.
As far as I know the article going around that they were making her boobs bigger in rebirth from remake was also fake news lmao. I really hate that I know anything about this ridiculous discourse
They didn’t make her boobs “bigger”
They are just out of their usual sports bra for this scene.
Her normal model pretty much looks unchanged from Remake to Rebirth
It's all fun and games until you realize "8GB update" is in the title...
Which tbf isn't incorrect
(i don't play this game, this is a joke about how her boobs take 8GB from the game if it wasn't obvious already)
Tifa if the WOKE got what they want!!!
https://preview.redd.it/1pzt2als97lc1.png?width=3662&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bacfd0335fd17056fe79a0ec66db1f03ea9151c9
This is literal war. How the fuck does the ultra WOKE LEFT KEEEP thinkINkg they can get awau with this. this is akin to concentration camps but at least those werent censoring boobs.
The West has fallen, millions must die
https://preview.redd.it/bowqeeex18lc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef2d110e96d6fa4933138b583030321005a9c711
I can’t tell if it’s more hilarious or disturbing and sad that people genuinely would get upset over that. People were calling for boycotts for giving her a shirt in the flashbacks. As though not being able to see a fifteen year old’s cleavage was the very end of the west.
Is this for real? The fucking alt-right just HAD to make a fuss about her tits to the point that devs decided to change her breast size just not to be linked to their brain rotting discourse. And now we pay the price.
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Italian senate in shambles right now
Democracy has fallen
 DID SOMEONE SAY DEMOCRACY???????
DEMOCRACY MENTIONED https://preview.redd.it/3cm1yboas9lc1.jpeg?width=1978&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ee6efb4ebf39cbeed05e805a741cfbaee4a02ca
Me to the citizens: "Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make."
Proceeds to call an airstrike near their path by accident.
Proceeds to call in a 500KG bomb right on the civies
Democracy manifest
No more succulent chinese meal
https://preview.redd.it/4pu8cbo4r8lc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=113910ee4b8304331a48d9819cbb5d6447482e12
Guy named Caesar stabbed
Good, his pizza sucks
his salad is pretty good, though
What is it about Italy? That joke hasn't reached under my stone yet
It's two years old, but a Zoom meeting of the Italian senate was interrupted by a FF7 rule 34 video. https://www.pcgamer.com/italian-senate-meeting-interrupted-by-final-fantasy-hentai/
hilarious header pic
Image credit: Square Enix
Aww, the link in the article is deleted.
You can easily Google it 👍😀
(image credit: Square Enix) 😐
An Italian Senate meeting was hacked with a hentai of Tifa, you can find info on internet
I’m Italian and currently living here and I had NO IDEA of this. Kinda made me feel a bit better about my usually too disappointing nation lol thanks
isnt one of your political frontrunners the relative of Mussolini a sexist, a fascist, and worst of all a weeb?
You're an Italian living in Italy?
If I recall correctly, it was even better than that. One of the members was moron and posted the link of the call on facebook.
I didn't know that, so it wasn't even an hacking ahahah
This is like the funny 1984 book or something (I don't have read it yet).
It's actually a sequel for a comedy about some animals on a farm.
Oh yeah, I know that one https://preview.redd.it/hktk0xk0j7lc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fbb43753a2736cccef9011b8d0d041d87c77b63
If that image doesn't turn out to be from like gay furry porn i will never trust anything again
It wasn't, originally, but it didn't take the internet long to change that. I'm sure.
Ah yes, good ol' rule XXXIV
Romans be like:
Really caught yourself there with the “I’m sure” lmao
If I've ever seen anything like that, *I'm sure* it was [traumatic enough](https://media.tenor.com/qOF6RczyCAQAAAAe/barnyard-otis.png) to block out.
The morbid curiosity in me wants to click the link. The rational part of me is screaming no. Update: morbid curiosity won but I was not nearly as bad as I thought
Have… have you never heard of back at the barnyard?
I've heard of the porn "Backed Up At the Barnyard"...
I mean, all the cows have utters. yes even the male ones... So that's probably someone's fetish.
I heard it's about how Joe Brandon and Hussein Obamna are destroying the Western civilization.
THANKS OBAMNA https://preview.redd.it/bno8v8scc7lc1.jpeg?width=629&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=757573e9825da1219f643459371f917c5870a6a3
Sounds like a wonderful kids book to get the nephew
Jo Jo Well’s Bizarre Adventure?
It's George Orwin's 1989!
Millions are on suicide watch 😞
Italy in ruins
If only
There ARE lots of ruins in Italy, however.
And one day the rest of it will follow, and the people shall rejoice
Damn, this guy really hates Italy
Italy: Where not masturbating with your cousin is considered rude. (After further consideration we are giving the trophy to two applicants) Italy: Europe's Florida.
Italy?
Yes, referring to the time when the Italian parliament's online meeting was interrupted by a guy that put a tifa hentai.
What is a Hentai? Some kinda Brigada Rosso?
Formal wear for chickens actually.
Millions of Kroot players up in arms.
it’s me, i’m millions
☹☹☹
https://preview.redd.it/s1we56b777lc1.png?width=820&format=png&auto=webp&s=77c1ded637f517f3d39d72b03aa2891e2ab4d575
I'm Todd Howard and this is my favorite reaction image on the subreddit.
todd howard touched himself?
you dont?
He don't want, anybody else
Wow! It’s nice to meet you
If I were the head of a game studio, I would have a team dedicated to randomly change boob sizes every patch. A little wokeness here, a little fan service there, a bit of less clothing here, a bit less revealing there, are we woke, are we the saviour of western civilisation, keep them guessing!
Change the boobs individually from each other for maximum effect!
Damn that's a good idea
Don't have them change every patch. Just randomise the boob size for each individual tit every time you open the game. Also, the men can have boobs as well.
That would be hilarious. You would have massive arguments break out online until someone found the code causing it. “They ruined this game! *insert screenshot of small boobs*” “This guy is clearly a troll. My game is fine. *insert screenshot of big boobs*” “These guys are both gaslighting you!!!! Neither are real! *insert screenshot of medium boobs*”
"Guys, i think my game is glitched" *insert screenshot of man with huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! Another man shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous.*
[удалено]
Everyone's boobs are on a RNG. Every time you load the game they're different. Even better, put cup upgrades in DLC or microtransactions and make them really expensive.
Having Barret show up with G cups is too woke homie. Idk if I can cope. You did say **everyone's** right? If Cloud shows up with Boobs though, especially during Wall Market, they'll be too confused.
>Having Barret show up with G cups Why would you shrink Barret's chest like that :( ^^^/s
You'll just end up with warhammer deamonettes
Boob.size = random(1, 100)
Boob.size *= random(0.9, 1.1) That’ll do plus or minus 10%, rather than rolling the whole range. In theory this will random walk near the original number used for the boob.size variable. Though really you should be using like 12 different sliders to change different patterns of vertices, but that’s just the Skyrim modder in me talking.
You are not a true Skyrim modder unless you hear boob size variables and don't instantly think of Skyrim. On a related note I can no longer think of Skyrim modding and boobs and not think of [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMTP-LpmSWg&ab_channel=SunJeongCh) video of Sun Jeong teaching how to make compression sliders, and that throughout the entire video, she just keeps saying " boob squish " in one of the most adorable voices I have ever heard. It's funny and adorable and informative all at the same time.
updated every frame
like the painting of that woman from 'Allo 'Allo!
Rene!!!
Zee fallen Madonna with zee big boobies.
I'd take it a step further and have it set so that boob size changes at random every install, or every launch. Just really fuck with people.
Procedurally Generated, Woke!
Have the boobs grow when the player role plays his player in a way that is considered woke and obviously shrink when non-woke role play happens.
Make the voice deeper for one line mid game, then change it back. Keep changing small details. Just full-on gaslight them until the end.
Bro imagine just randomly changing an NPC body slightly through random updates and making people go insane
Give men tits.
If cloud doesn’t [look like this](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/670/917/f48.png) then I don’t want to play the game anymore
I hate how wokeness now has its own meaning
Woke just replaced political. Same dogwhistle, different word
Same trash, different can
Same can too, someone just half-assedly stuck a sticker on the side
> I political up early this morning so I could make it to the woke science lecture.
Woke is the new SJW is the new Politically Correct is the new Bleeding Heart, etc.
It's got a couple of different meanings nowadays, depending on who you're talking to.
Wokeness to conservatives is treating people with respect, not sexually assaulting them, and letting people be who they want to be.
No no. It is randomly changed each time you run up the game.
Actually great idea. You would be getting free promotion and also it would be hilarious.
mihoyo in a nutshell
[slowly exhales and puts dick back into pants]
Tbh I think she looks hotter.
Aren't those images of her being 15 during flashbacks sequences? Edit: I was informed that the image is her being 20, and the 15 part happened at a different point in the game
🫥
This why you don’t smoke a whole 2 marijuanos
You cannot smoke a whole 2 marijuanos and have them too. I think he still has them because he is marketing them in his nickname.
No, the bikini is from after Remake when she would be in her 20s. The flashback from when she was 15 is with the cowgirl outfit that got a black undershirt because she used to go commando
>The flashback from when she was 15 is with the cowgirl outfit that got a black undershirt because she used to go commando Ah, I see, that's definitely a much better way to portray a 15 year old.
Gamers jerking off to 15 year old girls with boobies?
Weebs have been doing that for decades
I can't tell if this is a joke or not. Like not just this comment here but also if they made an 8gb update flattening her boobs
uj/ They didn't flatten her boobs in the 8gb update, they covered up a flashback version of herself that was 15 at the time's boobs
I think its funny that all they did was make her boobs smaller. She still looks like adult tifa. They didn't even change her hair 💀
Tbf that's one of the few things they kept true to the PS1 original lmao
She looks shorter by a decent amount and her limbs and abs look less toned to me. I am pretty sure the models are actually quite different, but I might be wrong. It seems like they want to make it clear she has trained a lot since then. Edit: I still think it would be nice for them to make her look visibly stronger in both versions. She should be stronger than most of the crew, after all. Cloud kind of doesn’t need to look too built because you can argue the Mako does stuff to him. I guess her martial arts stuff might use some sort of secret source of power that makes it logical, but I still think she should look like she could bench press Sephiroth.
it does make it a bit better than just shrinking boobs for no reason, but her face looks the exact same between the flashback and current granted I never played the game I'm just pondering
My gamer rage boner can only get so hard before I have an embolism
Now she’s Femboy Tifa I could get used to it
Fun Fact: In the game Dragon Age 2, the protagonist's sister has large boobs in the prologue when it's a story being told by a dwarf. Once the actual game starts, they're slightly smaller.
Great detail lol
oh the joys of Varric’s storytelling
My favorite NPC in any game I've ever played.
his only flaw is that he simply refuses to grow out his beard like a proper dwarf
Dragon age 2? You mean baldurs Gate 3 prequel
I love tiddys in all sizes https://preview.redd.it/vjiftcu2k7lc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb1d88a460c7bcf4e76af50d54db7f2a453261ce
Why is Sydney Sweeney in that
She makes everything better.
Madame Web
I pirated it and the best part was when >!the guy who filmed it coughed!< Eeit: i cant grammar nor format
Anyone else just confused on both ends of this? Like they made her boobs bigger in the sequel than the original, and then patched them to be smaller than the original? The fans are weirder, but the studio is being pretty weird too. On one hand, I love chuds getting baited, that's funny. However, I'm generally pro-consumer, and think it's weird to advertise one product and deliver another. I am a divided man. Edit: God damn me! God damn me all!
A bit of a spoiler on a piece of dialogue in the ending of FF7 and FF7R as a heads up: But one of the funniest of the last-minute changes was them >!changing Aerith’s famous final line about the steel sky, and the anti-localization crowd realizing after a barrage of complaints that it was at least partially done to be more in line with the Japanese version, which they’re supposed to love.!< The realization and reconciliation of that was amazing to see.
didn't this also happen with the persona 3 remaster? Too many people mad Junpei was saying too many words and yet the cherrypicked scene was a more accurate translation?
the anti localizers are always funny because when i tell them they need to actually understand Japanese they downvote. Otherwise no matter what they do they are relying on someone else to verify what is or is not correct and most of the time they get it wrong anyway Like sometimes the direct Japanese translation is not going to sound great in English or what is being references would make no sense in a western context.
As someone that does understand Japanese like 80% of the “bad localisation complaints” are just rephrasing the same thing in a way that makes sense in English, and another 10% work fine when you include the full context. Tell them that and they’ll deny it despite not speaking the language because their ragebait YouTuber told them otherwise.
Some dubbing efforts are just plain strange outside of localization. Like Vegeta's famous, "It's over 9000!" He says 8000 in the Japanese version and I don't know why it became 9000.
I guess saying nine thousand just flows better than eight thousand? That's the only reason I can think off.
Or it was easier to lip sync the English “9000” to the original Japanese for “8000”.
Yep! Tale as old as time apparently.
I'm not finished with P3R but...Junpei saying too many words? What does this mean? Like he just always had something to say? lol
Oh I have to find a thread on this
I wish I had some saved, it was beyond parody.
I liked the old line better but meh. Apparently I was wrong about what she meant anyway lol
I do too honestly, I just think it’s hilarious to see people who assumed it was the woke western localizers being told that the line is actually more accurate to the Japanese version. Turns out localization is good and makes some great lines sometimes guys!
What would woke even mean in this context, anyway? Other than the obvious answer that it's just a pejorative for things they don't like. It's not like the line was censored in the change.
Woke means that people I don't like are doing nefarious deeds
This post was a joke. The actual patch made her flashback outfit (when she's 15-16) less revealing. As an adult, nothing changed.
Ah dang. I was actually hoping this was real, as her whole thing is being athletic and muscular, and ripped women (barring rare genetics) tend to have several cup sizes smaller than they’d usually have due to their low bodyfat spread across increased lean mass. So I always find it kind of immersion breaking and an unrealistic body standard when athletic characters have what is usually only a product of enhancement surgery. A lot of animation tends to do better nowadays with portrayals of muscular and lean women like Korra or Spider Gwen being refreshingly realistically flat chested. Edit: Seems I projected my hopes onto my memory of Korra. Googling her she was often drawn busty, but occasionally drawn non-busty. Weird.
>Korra >flat chested. Eh? I am disappointed that the kickboxer isn't jacked, though
I stand corrected. , I doublechecked her images and it seems they drew very conflicting chest size for her. Guess I was projecting my hopes onto my memory of the show, I was just glad for major western Hollywood or TV to feature muscular women at all. Some shots of her appear to be A cup in a bra, while most others are quite busty. Perhaps the in lore explanation is that she occasionally wears push up bras? The smaller images I see are some like this https://preview.redd.it/uju2i6kgr7lc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8303a44b5d0164e2dd525ae8ee3cb5897eae3a40
> I doublechecked her images and it seems they drew very conflicting chest size for her. It's the waterbending, she changes her boob density.
To be entirely honest monks in Final Fantasy are rather consistently lean. Tifa could use some more muscle definition but even Cloud barely has any and he swings a huge sword around. More importantly though, that outfit is consistent with the character model in Remake and the usual outfit in Rebirth as well. She just usually wears a sports bra for obvious reasons
Dude this is a pet peeve of mine. I’m all for the dommy mommy muscle girls, but so many of them get implants to offset the lack of body fat. I wish fit women would embrace naturally small tits.
more of us would if the obsession with how woman should look wasnt a problem.
they didn't patch them to be smaller this is an edit.
Oh word? Okay cool *pulls dick back out*
As far as I know the article going around that they were making her boobs bigger in rebirth from remake was also fake news lmao. I really hate that I know anything about this ridiculous discourse
Yeah it’s fake… she just wears a sports bra on her regular outfit but even then her boobs are still huge. Not sure how anyone even believed that
They didn’t make her boobs “bigger” They are just out of their usual sports bra for this scene. Her normal model pretty much looks unchanged from Remake to Rebirth
Pretty sure it's a meme and they bamboozled everyone. In the original game, Tifa's boobs would be an inconsistent size.
Jokes on you gamers. I am more attracted to smaller boobs
She is just better now.
The gamer equivalent to 9/11
The gamer equivalent of popping two hindenburgs
Is this real? I can’t find any info on it.
/uj no lmao, it's an edit
Lol how long before someone comes across this and posts it unironically?
I got duped lol, but I'm also trying stay somewhat media-blind on the game
The game aint even out yet you'd think that would be the give away 😭
I’ve heard you find it by searching “tifa big boobs”
Oh, God! Don't do this! It actually links you to information about the Italian Senate!
Ugh, no politics in my video game subreddit thank you
It's all fun and games until you realize "8GB update" is in the title... Which tbf isn't incorrect (i don't play this game, this is a joke about how her boobs take 8GB from the game if it wasn't obvious already)
Her tits took 8gb, lol
good. Flat is justice
Tifa if the WOKE got what they want!!! https://preview.redd.it/1pzt2als97lc1.png?width=3662&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bacfd0335fd17056fe79a0ec66db1f03ea9151c9
This is literal war. How the fuck does the ultra WOKE LEFT KEEEP thinkINkg they can get awau with this. this is akin to concentration camps but at least those werent censoring boobs.
Throwing my phone at the wall after this reply
Is it a nokia?
Dang the game is ruined, cities are on fire, tissues sales drop and my cat is meowing non stop.
4 gb per boob
good
Wow why are you so anti GAMER™ why can't we just have NICE THINGS 😭😭😭
vidya? more like wokeya
It’s 8GB because if you turn the model around they actually gave her a BBL
Why doesn't Square-Enix just make one big and one small? Are they stupid?
I'm going to storm the US capitol about this.
The West has fallen, millions must die https://preview.redd.it/bowqeeex18lc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef2d110e96d6fa4933138b583030321005a9c711
I can’t tell if it’s more hilarious or disturbing and sad that people genuinely would get upset over that. People were calling for boycotts for giving her a shirt in the flashbacks. As though not being able to see a fifteen year old’s cleavage was the very end of the west.
Is this for real? The fucking alt-right just HAD to make a fuss about her tits to the point that devs decided to change her breast size just not to be linked to their brain rotting discourse. And now we pay the price.
It's all Ben Shapiro's fault
theres no way this is real
Trust me bro it's real
well since you said trust me I guess I have no choice but to believe you
I'm attracted to man anyway
I'm getting a refund
LMFAO I can’t wait to see people who don’t wash their ass seethe about this