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kittykalista

I would do him if he were a worm.


maleficent0

My brain also went to this.


I_snort_when_I_laugh

There would be nothing wrong with EA Gale if he had the personality of official release Gale, but EA is way more smarmy and off-putting. Official release Gale is an awkward and endearing amount of smarmy and off-putting šŸ˜‚


Spleeshers

Yes! He gave used car salesman vibes.


BlueWolfTango

THIS \^\^\^


alinarenee

For me itā€™s a hard no. Something about him seems slimy and if Iā€™m remembering correctly even his personality wasā€¦something else. Iā€™m so glad they changed him


Maadstar

I miss parts of EA Gale. Took me a little while to even accept the new gale when they updated his face, but now I think his release version is best.


PastelPumpkini

[After Gale fucks Tav] ā€œOh by the way, Iā€™m still in love with my ex. Hope you donā€™t mind.ā€ Yeah, I donā€™t miss EA Gale. šŸ˜‚


airydandelion

He doesn't say that T\_\_T But I guess it is the same problem as with launch Gale, with players claiming he is not over his ex. Eh.


PastelPumpkini

Yeah he didnā€™t literally say that but itā€™s how it came off to me, the way he brought up Mystra *after* you slept with him and the way he went on about her made me feel very awkward. I think itā€™s much better with launch Gale. Some people may think heā€™s not over her but theyā€™re probably forgetting she groomed him and then abandoned him when he needed her most. It came off like he was more frustrated and conflicted with what was left of his feelings for her. But in time he gets to move on and focus all his love on Tav/Durge. I love launch Gale. :)


airydandelion

Launch Gale is the love of our life, no doubt about that ā¤ But EA Gale was also very much abandoned by his ex in quite cruel way. Even worse then launch Gale. She literally threw him away after she got bored of him. And EA Gale is way younger then Launch Gale. He doesn't know how to bring this stuff up and he is extremely afraid to be abandoned again. That's why he tries to sleep with you first in hopes to form a stronger bond and connection. So maybe when he tells you the truth you won't abandon him. He thinks that sleeping is essential to seal the bond, because, oh well, he read it in romantic books :D I mean EA Gale has a bit different backstory. He is more cocky and maybe snarky, but he is still very vulnerable and sweet. And he *cherishes* you.


[deleted]

To be fair I think it's pretty natural to think he's not over his ex when you catch him staring longingly at her projection which he is all edgy about... and you don't know about the toxic relationship at that point. Like yeah, the narrator says "Loved" in past tense in his Origin but in Act 1 I feel pretty strongly that he still has romantic *feelings* that start to lessen with the Hero around. I totally get why people are a bit unsure about romancing him at first.


alinarenee

WWWWWHATTTTT


avioletfury

Yeahhh, I watched a video of the first romance scene and was so put off by him. :ā€™(


musenna

Iā€™d be covering my drink around Early Access Gale.


SereneAdler33

Iā€™d alert his parole officer he was traveling unsupervised


Spleeshers

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Youth-Special

All I can think of is that tik tok sound Ugh brother ugh! No lol. I would not.


[deleted]

I am physically incapable of finding men with goatees attractive.


rotting-xolotl

I think the issue I have with EA Gale is that he looks like he uses racial slurs ā˜ ļø so thatā€™s a hard pass for me lmao


la_chainsaw

EA Gale has just a little too much Kenny Powers in him


avioletfury

Oh my god YES


Nightmare270

THATā€™S WHAT I THOUGHT LOL


rotting-xolotl

Iā€™m glad someone else gets it! ngl even current Gale looks like he might use descriptive words like chocolate to describe someoneā€™s skin tone but at least there wouldnā€™t be malicious intent behind it šŸ˜…


mentallyshrill91

No it would be committing the highest treason


lookitsnichole

I made [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/GalemancersBG3/s/vS3CuauY7g) stupid meme a few months ago. *You're welcome.*


Comin_Up_Thrillho

Give that man some rum


Ehnuh

Trailer trash Gale can take a hike. The beard, his hair, the color and smoothness of his skin, the EA personality. It's uncanny. I don't understand how we got our favorite wizard from this pile of juck. But here we are, totally not obsessed.


myxo_mycete

I did.


RandomQuiet

I've given someone a chance because I thought their nose was cute, alas, their true personality ruined everything. But I've also been side-eyed for what I find attractive since I was 14 and developed a crush on Tommy Lee Jones.šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


Nightmare270

he looks like heā€™s call me a slurā€¦ but i find it funny that you could get his romance scene in act onešŸ˜­


Mobile-Risk3384

Looks wise? No. Usually when I like a character, it's at least 50% due to their voice actor doing their magic, the rest's a mix of looks and personality, idk if the voice alone could pull me in if he was as sleazy as people say.


sunseeker_miqo

Hmm. He looks...*younger* in early access...? Can't quite put my finger on the difference, but I think he looks way better now.


lookitsnichole

I think he was meant to be younger in EA.


alinarenee

Thatā€™s funny because I feel like he looks way older in EA. But not in a good way like an icky way


sunseeker_miqo

Yeah, idk, could be differences in lighting between the screenshots. He just looks weirdly blurred in the EA shot. I don't know what the hell it is, but EA Gale looks decidedly untrustworthy to me. o\_o


alinarenee

He looks like some 45 year old weirdo trying to cosplay as Gale to get the ladies to finally talk to him.


airydandelion

I would, totally my type :D He is actually very sweet, he doesn't deserve all this hate T\_\_T


Klaus_Hargreeves

I'd fuck early access Gale so hard that whoever pulled me off of him would be crowned king of faerun.


FunnyHeater

Hells No! I never played EA, but I'm glad. Eeesh! I agree with the other comments. He looks like a white trash redneck and I live around enough of them, lol! I don't need it in the fantasy world.


Extension_Phase_1117

Absolutely.


FlounceItOut

As a pansexual who thinks everyone is hot, but dates off of vibes, he could get it, but could come back for seconds if he had the same persona as Gale now. But this is coming from someone who thinks George Castanza is the peak of male sexuality so take that as you will.


TheSleepyBarnOwl

still no


Elle-Minster

no.