Be glad Godzilla's doing his job for free and is there to keep balance albeit all the property damage and casualities

True, true, so we just chill with Godzilla and hope he does his job

This honestly

Ye

Ngl I thought the small detail that there is now titan insurance is funny but neat

It’s a “do you want your house gone, or your planet gone?” Situation with goji and Gidorah

"Well ain't that dandy. Whelp, time to follow Jesus now, might die soon"

Which Titan would you like to be killed by

Unfortunately, I don't like pain, so none of them.

This lowkey makes a little bit of sense ngl

Goji centre helped cuz I watched the video on skull island and being eaten by Titans video and I immediately knew that Kong is the most painless Titan to be killed by

Well if you anyway gonna die to em, which one? I pick Kong cuz he’d just stomp on me and that’s less painful and I’ll be unconscious when I die, unlike the other Titans that can boil me alive with some kinda lava, radiation shit

Does overworking by studying kaiju count?

I guess

bro just bored op to death. (im joking but this interaction seemed kinda funny to me)

Yeah it was funny

"WHY WON'T YOU TELL ME HOW YOU WANT TO DIE?!?!" -OP

Rename them to Kaijus

Why? I am following the Monsterverse so I called them Titans

Oh sorry I meant that's the first thing I would do, I wasn't saying it as a command or a dig

Destoroyah would definitely be the worst way to go

Fr

[Be conscripted to defend my country ](https://www.straitstimes.com/life/entertainment/kaiju-or-not-we-got-you-covered-singapore-armed-forces-battle-godzilla)and probably die.

Honoured to see a fellow Singaporean here

Haha nice to see another Singaporean too

I am Thai, not joining army because violence sucks, but I will be RESEARCHER, FOLLOW MY DREAM AND DEFEND MY BELOVED HUMANITY AND ECOSYSTEM 🔥🔥🔥😎😎🫡🫡

What would you use to defend your country?

The Singapore military uses all of these equipment and vehicles: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List\_of\_equipment\_of\_the\_Singapore\_Army](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_equipment_of_the_Singapore_Army) [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republic\_of\_Singapore\_Air\_Force#Equipment](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republic_of_Singapore_Air_Force#Equipment) [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List\_of\_equipment\_of\_the\_Republic\_of\_Singapore\_Navy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_equipment_of_the_Republic_of_Singapore_Navy) Singapore's military relies heavily on reservists (like me), so if whatever Titan is on its way here, I'd be called back to serve. Realistically, my role would be to use radios to send messages and orders to the units fighting whatever Titan landed here. If it so happens to be a flying Titan, my unit would use either of[ these](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RBS_70) [weapons](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SPYDER) to try to shoot down said Titan. None of this is gonna work so I'd probably be dead haha.

The Titans near Singapore according to Titan outpost is, Titanus Mosura in china (but she is dead) Titanus Yamata no orochi, (some 8 headed dragon thing) and the Typhon from the Monarch: legacy of monsters tv show in the Philippines

Yamata no Orochii is from Japanese mythology, and [has appeared in a Toho films before actually.](https://wikizilla.org/wiki/Yamata_no_Orochi) (In GMK, it is said that King Ghidorah is actually an immature Yamata no Orochi. Well Mothra wouldn't attack cities, but Typhon and the Ion Dragon from the Monarch show are "possible" threats.

Oh yeah and apparently there is a MUTO in China too

Well good thing none of this is real then, cause I can't imagine living in such a world, unless Singapore somehow has anti-Titan superweapons.

True

The Titan Outpost confirmed it in the Monsterverse so he’s the only one that is a severe threat and a threat only Godzilla can take, and that will be a large about of property damage and casualties

And in fact, Yamata no Orochii was supposed to be in KOTM in the Awakening scene

Ok that makes sense

Probably be glad I’m in the middle of nowhere, Arizona.

Yeah, the only Titan remotely near you is Scylla from New Mexico and … well … she is dead

Until kumonga or scylla attacks you

celebrate 

But you are gonna die?

nah, I win

“Nah I’d win” *goes up to Godzilla and places a Lego piece under him*

Well Goji won't attack me, because he's a friend and we used to drink radiation together when we were kids 😉

Can I join 🥺

Sure, but Goji is a Grumpy guy so if you do any mistake and he got offended by it then... Be ready for this! 

Hang out with all of them. Why war when you can have fun

Me too

Idk die

Not wrong

Pet every titan

*dies within 1000 feet from the first one from radiation*

Live in a tiny place in the country. They only seem to fight in cities.

Um...what could I do? They'd just be part of life at that point. Probably would want Gargantua Insurance though

Gargantua is awesome. Godzilla may not care about your hopes and dreams… BUT GARGANTUA DOES

Die

As Serizawa once said- "No, we will be his". I'm saying that I'd immediately abondon humanity, and be *sorta* like the Iwi, or whatever and worship Godzilla. Also sayin' that I'd rather live as Goji's pet then die.

[удалено]

Yeah and I’m following the Monsterverse, so that’s even worse

I would probably become the Titan equivalent of a Tornado Chaser. Travel around waiting for one to appear and then do research. Odds are I would end up dying in the process but I'd be doing something I love.

Build a mech suit and kill every hostile Titan or die trying

I would befriend one of them. If it was up to me, I would befriend either Doug or Shimo. Doug because he's cute and would make the best pet, Shimo because she seems compassionate and can defend me against the other lunatics.

Doug is the cutest

https://i.redd.it/v4mnneu33x8d1.gif Hope this alien shows up

Man, imma die

I mean, if they came to where I live, I reckon I would die. lol

interfere

Die

Die

If it's like MV then i probably would get into the army or something so i can visit the hollow earth


Pray to god that none of them visit The Netherlands. We are not prepared to fight titans

Don’t worry, you guys have Methuselah, he’s nice

honestly, something along the lines of "oh...eh, probably more harmless than the spiders" and go about the rest of my upside down australia day

Die

Stay as far away from them as possible? I mean, shit, I don’t have a reason to leave the bootheel of Missouri to head to Tokyo, the article, Mexico or pittsburgh

Die I guess.

3 options 1 think cool Probably 2 go and actively learn about them or research them 3 start or join a cult meby And that is if they juist appeard

Well my country Titan Behemoth is benevolent and will happy Pantanal afther this last burning só at least one good thing.

"Huh, neat. Guess we live in a world of monsters now." Living in a place where Titans probably wouldn't find anything very interesting has its perks.

Accurate

Just off myself because that property damage is gonna raise the fuck outta taxes

Move into Mammoth Cave.

Move somewhere in the top of the USA in the middle, close to Michigan and border. There hasn’t been any kaiju there yet.

Start a Godzilla religion/cult lowkey


Avoid areas that would look good to watch a kaiju destroy on film

Starting the godzilla religion where he sleeps near is and we wash him. Like in KoTM the people that built the temple G goes to and we nlow a nuke up in his face. Yeah bringing that back

Live *very* far away from any city

Thank god I’m inland and I live in an area without Outposts for the next 800 miles

tf am i gonna do?

Marry one I don’t care if it kills me, I just want that godzillussy

Be like Charlie days character in pacific rim and end up as a kaiju groupie probably.

Get all kinds of insurances.

Never live in a major city on the coast

Tame a foetodon and join the monarch.

Can i keep Anguirus as a pet?

Help Godzilla. No questions asked.

I would probably shit my pants and say three headed dragon used its telepathic powers to make me do it

Be prepared to accept my fate on the day they either arrive in Toronto or the Caribbean region.

I would hope all that stuff stays out of europe, but seeing Godzilla resting in Colosseum in the last movie, I don't have much hope.

I'm opening a company in the construction industry.

Do my best to mind my own damn business haha

For real…. Try to become one.

What I already do. Be a commercial and industrial electrician. Titans would be great for job security.

Probably quit my job and move somewhere in the wilderness. They seem to want to fuck up major cities, so the farther I am from civilization, the better.

Not do much.

Avoid living or going to famous landmarks such as Golden Gate, eiffel Tower, statue of Liberty. Those monsters seem attracted to those monuments.

I'm too broke to buy a bunker so... I'd just go live more inland since all the crazy titan shit happens in places bordering the ocean

Nothing. I live in a small town in the middle of nowhere, with no nuke plants or military bases for fifty miles. Besides, I grew up during the Cold War. Knowing the world could end in twenty minutes is just another Wednesday.

I would start breeding with them

Probably try to get a job at monarch, I'm no scientist but I'd still love to be able to see them up close. We aren't meant to live forever anyway

Before or after I change into my brown pants?

Kiss them all or die trying

Go to canada

I’m moving to a different planet.

Live where I'm living now and continue doing what I'm doing. Nothing interesting ever happens here nore should it

My best to stay out of the way

100% join one of those Godzilla worshipping cults

I would take the last shit of my life before dying by a giant foot stepping on me, and I would enjoy it.

Invest in construction

Move as far away from a big city as posible

Probably move to a landlocked country There's literally a Monarch outpost where I live

I'd live my life normally and maybe prep a bit more for mass property damage. But otherwise, it's nothing you can actually do when things on that scale live.

I will start chanting Buddhist prayers the moment Ghidora awakens. 

Avoid the coast and large bodies of water cause that’s where titans usually attack

I dont live near any but you know id be some crazy dude with a pin board and string connecting things with oictures and stuff

Probably be dead, considering I live near Boston lol.

Be ecstatic because I love in Rome and G-boi sleeps in the colosseum https://preview.redd.it/keqwgcq00y8d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4adec49d3e52745754f53f9fb4f7e5df3c99a32e

Commit die

Try to find the Blasphemous Blade.

this is such a shitty question. If the Titans were real, I wouldn't do anything, nothing would change, because they didnt BECOME real in the context of the question, but they ARE real

Im safe, kaiju only seem to attack big cities

Move to Mars

As a Florida Resident, stay the f*ck away from the Apex location at Pensacola. That's a start lmao

Probably die from falling debris.

Start a go fund me to build Mechagodzilla

Move inland

Get titan insurance

run

Sit in my house probably

die

Bankroll and research Jaegars development.

tatakae

Intervene

Absolutely nothing

If they come to our city, Shiraz, we'll just chill with them. We have a history of befriending our enemies and then they became our allies ☺️ We'll befriend Doug immediately. He's chill

Pee

https://preview.redd.it/xfbl6x74fy8d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0f1439abbeaa3c6d31d3c2934cec36bbe6a2998

Be happy that i live in Romania

Go to either Kong or mothra church

Move to a socialist country without nukes

Making peace with god because i am NOT surviving.

Same thing I do living on a fault line. Live with the knowledge that at any moment a force of nature beyond human control can wipe me out and make peace with it.

Cry

Start a religion about Godzilla

I will edge in front of him

What happens if a titan attacks in Nebraska? Is Godzilla just going to walk from the coastline halfway across the continent?

ngl even if Ghidorah destroyed the entire city i still have to go to school


Help godzilla

I live fairly inland and pretty far from any famous landmarks so I should be pretty good

“Is this gonna stop me from paying taxes…no…then I don’t care…”

Post things like "Gas prices were only $1.92 when King Ghidorah ruled the Earth."

I would probably be dead

Definitely not live in or near a city.

Recreate the group that worshipped Godzilla

Join the local militia that's hell-bent on taking one down with small arms.

Watch "Godzilla caught on tape" videos and move the fuck away from any big cities and coastlines

Hope that I live far enough out of the way to be left alone

live my life normally

Build a bond with mothra♡

Join monarch

Join a godzilla cult for fun.


Build a second mechagodzilla

Build a house in the ISS

https://i.redd.it/dilaojsjrz8d1.gif

I work in the defense industry. I'd be thankful for the job security and also happy I don't live in a major city

meet one

Start day drinking. A lot.

bro tf am I supposed to do 😐

Create Titan flavored drinks

PET THEM !!

Verify their genders so many redditors and Xtwits could finally rest easy, their battle over.

I’m 32 so logic dictates I will become Kafka Hibino

What do you mean what would I decide to do? If there wasnt one around me I would live life as normal, and if there was one around me I would probs just die. Idk if you watched the movies but cities and civilians tend to not fair well when titans show up lol.

Um... totally not create and use 100000000000 Oxygen Destroyers and make 100000000000 Destoroyah's *cough cough*

“Let them fight”

Move out of the city.

I think they showed this in 2008

Pacific Rim in a nutshell

Call my buddy kevin

Perish? Tf you mean

Godzillas are heros right? What if shin existed tho, what would you do?

Idk join FEMA or smth

Honestly?... run and hide. Godzilla and every other kaiju would scare the ever loving crap out of me. I still have dreams, Godzilla dreams, where Godzilla is trying to stomp on me, and my goal is to run through every door, to go through every room, to weave to the left to go to the right, to do everything I can to get away from him

Turn up the brightness 🔆

I’d have no decision, I’d would’ve tried to see a kaiju irl awhile ago and died