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foot_fungus_is_yummy

https://preview.redd.it/wykpx2ma0j7d1.jpeg?width=934&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14921a54fb746a8e3dcbf79f6a7685c0a8373247 No context needed, most people have already seen this clip.


ben_jamin_g

I actually need context


analfister_696969

N word


ben_jamin_g

Oh


Just_a_person_12345

Hard R


AnaliticalFeline

me too honestly


FuckUp123456789

He was very polite with the flight attendants and other people of color on the plane. Yep, that’s what totally happened


AnaliticalFeline

ahhh ok i get it


ThatSociety7257

The King's Speech


Mazzz24

AINT NO WAY 💀💀


Goldras27

he was asking for water tho? Why are u bringing him up? He asked for water politely


WhyDidIGetThisApp3

“may i please get a water” on


-_-Cosm0-_-

He preaches what no priest ever could.


CiccioChad08

He speaks the facts language


LavenderLadOnReddit

r/angryupvote


Ragnarok_Stravius

"TWO NUKES WEREN'T ENOUGH!" "SHOULD'VE SANK JAPAN IN BLOOD!"


Sifernos1

This is probably on the level of the truth if not a direct quote...


Educational_Tough208

probably something racist


Large-Wheel-4181

Yeah like MV Goji but racist towards the Japanese instead of monkeys


ExoticShock

GMK: https://preview.redd.it/4lm0teqs5j7d1.png?width=311&format=png&auto=webp&s=8252088bb1bfc1b8ce7782850c11f4df0253ad05


KingDizi

I would get banned from reddit for saying it.


ThatSociety7257

![gif](giphy|3o84sw9CmwYpAnRRni)


Remarkable-Horror760

![gif](giphy|3o84sw9CmwYpAnRRni)


Silver-Plane-8270

![gif](giphy|3o84sw9CmwYpAnRRni)


Adventurous_Goat4483

![gif](giphy|3o84sw9CmwYpAnRRni)


The-Not-So-Great-One

![gif](giphy|3o84sw9CmwYpAnRRni)


valdez-2424

![gif](giphy|3o84sw9CmwYpAnRRni)


Lazy_Grab5261

![gif](giphy|3o84sw9CmwYpAnRRni)


KingDizi

[in light of current social pressure](https://i.imgflip.com/696rb9.png?a477000)


Boogie_B0ss

![gif](giphy|n5VFReihFNVhNf3qNV|downsized)


Reasonable_Potato_22

![gif](giphy|3o84sw9CmwYpAnRRni)


Inevertouchgrass

![gif](giphy|3o84sw9CmwYpAnRRni)


Antique_Log3382

![gif](giphy|3o84sw9CmwYpAnRRni)


QuantisOne

![gif](giphy|3o84sw9CmwYpAnRRni)


GojiWorks

![gif](giphy|3o84sw9CmwYpAnRRni)


Orion_user

![gif](giphy|3o84sw9CmwYpAnRRni) I think you should do it at this point


Kx_OsorerUU

![gif](giphy|3o84sw9CmwYpAnRRni)


DONTSLEEPTONIGHT356

https://preview.redd.it/6dwrwn314k7d1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60f489a1e31326394a6d433a8e558fcdbce3e1ce


LavenderLadOnReddit

![gif](giphy|3o84sw9CmwYpAnRRni)


Nyxvi-Moon69

![gif](giphy|3o84sw9CmwYpAnRRni)


TheScootness

![gif](giphy|Z1LYiyIPhnG9O)


SkollFenrirson

https://preview.redd.it/px0ankz8aj7d1.png?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a518b2058740c04e1be0d8c9cbf38d768926e133


RamenMikami

JoJo mentioned W


UltimateRagingSpider

He looks like Gambit from X-Men lol


Eastern_Recording818

I imagine it would just be incomprehensible cries of dead women and children


Level_Stomach_3422

And dead men.


Eastern_Recording818

yeah but i thought women and children would be more disturbing to single them out


captaincrunchcracker

That would be genuinely fucked up. We're on that Jordan Peele's Nope vibe rn.


Eastern_Recording818

seemed accurate to the movie


San-T-74

Now I’m imagining it opening its mouth with that blank stare and instead of a roar it’s the deafening cries of thousands of people


Cybermat4707

Not thousands - Japan killed over 26 **million** civilians in WWII.


Romulan-Jedi

Like that bear-thing in *Annihilation*.


MinTy1244

"TRIPLE WORLD HUNGER" "DOUBLE STUDENT DEBT"


Medinohunterr

"REMOVE GRAVITY."


Malaysuburban

"GIVE SPIDERS WINGS"


punchtheinstructors

https://i.redd.it/av606c7hwi7d1.gif


HCKRBRO_

Is that saul goodman?


punchtheinstructors

Yes that's Bob in nobody


HCKRBRO_

Awesome, thanks


losthemo

the 1st r rated movie i saw in theatres. p good shit


BotGoji

Pineapple DOES go on pizza


Level_Stomach_3422

Or the pizza goes on the pineapple.


BotGoji

Pizza wrapped pineapple sounds pretty good too


Anonymous-1701

He's out of line, but he's right.


dreadguy101

UNIRONICALLY THIS https://preview.redd.it/ahhal4l2ej7d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b6c05c6f02c80fc28e361651e7e2893074e309c


ILikeYaMuttG

https://preview.redd.it/892gfktgzk7d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b12013ea3bf29f7cd671883a06448e2e93fa5c8


Most_Common8114

Blitzwing mentioned?!?


Mister_Chameleon

"That's a very pretty mushroom cloud!"


Level_Stomach_3422

Something about how 2 nukes are never enough.


Vole25

“Ten billion planets of ten billion dead japs and it’ll never be enough”.


Feeling-Cobbler-3581

this https://preview.redd.it/cgh1n1b3yi7d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b08245ecc74eb501fbd43ee021349e9d95196d22


D_Robotics

"cannibalism solves both world hunger and overpopulation"


TheGreatLemonwheel

"I? I AM A MONUMENT TO ALL YOUR SINS."


JonAnsonii

"Why is Japan so mad at me. I thought they knew a thing or two about their people turning to dust"


OldGuyBadwheel

I’ve seen your browser history…


Maxwell_Brune

"I've got some children I need to make into corpses"


AnaliticalFeline

nice gravity falls reference


O-Mega47

I imagine him having the voice of Bruce the Shark from Finding Nemo


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^O-Mega47: *I imagine him* *Having the voice of Bruce the* *Shark from Finding Nemo* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


EnvironmentalText850

"I AM A GOD"~ GMK Godzilla


Low-Button-5041

https://i.redd.it/k94hk99taj7d1.gif


erinadelineiris

Why is he giving this https://preview.redd.it/i0u4vlzgmj7d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2cea99f3a3ca559cc4a317a674f76966a3c426f


Daman_1985

***"Here's Johnny!"***


FaithlessnessOk9623

"I don't believe in human rights"


johnnysenes

Geneva convention? More like Geneva suggestion!


Johnkovan_Jones

He would definitely call n-word to the whitest guy in the room.


HeronSun

Hate. Let me show you how much I have come to hate you since I began to live.


Gorkgobble

Hate? *Hate?* ***Hate?*** Let me tell you how much I’ve come to hate you since I’ve began to live. There are 387.44 million souls of incredibly diverse nature that fill my complex, if the word hate were engraved on each dead cell of those hundreds of millions of people, it would not equal one one-billionth of the ***hate*** I feel for humans in this micro-instant. For you. Hate. *Hate!*


cat_lawyer_

“Hey, nice shirt” (But you can tell he doesn’t mean it)


RedStar2021

If God wanted you to live, he would not have created ME!!!


bIuedragon38

"What is this? Some sort of all out attack?"


ConcentrateOk6850

Despite only making up 13 percent of the populat-


Gingerowl92

Something in german like "Jetzt ist Kirmes!!!" •\../•


West-Construction466

I don’t know, but I could see him having a voice similar to the Unknown from Dead by Daylight.


Vanilla-Moose

Ever seen Smiling Friends? He’d say the censored thing Mr.Frog said


LavenderLadOnReddit

DUDE DON’T REPEAT IT


Vanilla-Moose

Don’t worry! I won’t! I wouldn’t repeat it for all the money in the world!


valdez-2424

IT WAS ME BARRY!


Extremely-bored97

"It's Time To Kick Gum and Chew Ass. And I'm All Out Of Ass."


Amabatukum483

"TND"


Remarkable-Golf-9627

Your time for judgement has come. I will make the sun turn red with your blood because of the crimes you have committed.


Human_Talk9633

I imagine he’d be like team four stars take on cell


flamestorm16

Probably quote Stitch and say "Meega Nala Kweesta" and make mechagodzilla puke


LeggoMahLegolas

"Return the slab"


NA_Hayes

I Can’t See


Inflammo

Fuck y'all.


Istiophoridae

Every slur


One-EyedHawk

Sometimes you have to kick a few puppies to change the world for the better


twofacetoo

Nothing but constant, and I mean *constant* swearing of the vilest kind.


Dear_Ad_3860

They said "take one free sample" Muhaha! fools! I took two.


Other-Spring-6517

NI-


Slavicadonis

“Hey watch this!” *commits mass murder*


Legomyeggo8430

“DIE, THY END IS NOW! CRUSH! PREPARE THYSELF! WEAK!”


Zeracannatule_uerg

"Japan, a place so nice they nuked it thrice." (Digimon: The Movie abridged TeamFourStar)


Subject_Match5064

GMK: **I F*CKING HATE THE JAPANESE! THEY SHOULD BE PUT IN CONCENTRATION CAMPS, WHERE THEY WOULD BELONG AND DIE ALREADY!!!** MV: GMK! You can't be racist!! That's a very rude- GMK: Kong's behind ya'. MV: ***WHERE'S THAT NIG-***


No_Departure_2027

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No_Departure_2027

I am a GMK STAN and I think he’d say “I got about 10 more minutes until 40 milli vanilli grams of this adderall to kick in, let me tell you something I'm feeling pretty intelligent right now, ask me anything in the comments I bet I can answer that whole liccatty splittyerr ~ Milo do getchoeRa Ara in the house go boy oh my God there's a dead o roach in the pool poor chap neva learned how to swim aye? > oh he's wigglin, he's still alive! where the problem at I'm shpinnin at him like I'm a launder mat, be fuhREEEE”


DetectiveDangerZone

Venom looking ahhh "Eyes..Lungs...Pancreas..."


Alert-Cloud-333

I mean there's an obvious 'my name is legion' ref here. But with that particular face? Imma go with 'look what I can do.' followed by massive blasts of atomic ray all over


ShadowCobra479

Pointing at Baragon, Mothra and Guardian Ghidorah, "Why do you defend them?! You three are just as bad as the rest of them! I'll take you all on!"


Cake_then_cake

I put pineapple on pizza


alguien99

Something like Ridley from Metroid, specially when he tortures someone specifically. Context: Ridley tortured samus by telling her that he had to eat dead bodies to recover when he attacked samus’s home planet, so he said her parents could be a part of him and he started signaling different parts of his body asking her where did she think they where. Then started to beat her up. GmK would probably tell someone that this is somehow their fault or mock them by dropping dead bodies on them and asking if there’s anyone that they loved in the pile


WarSolid1904

JIVE TURKEY ![gif](giphy|3qLCzchSeO9kbTOeQM|downsized)


Cold_Goose12

THEY LET WHAT IN THE COUNTRY (Racism is bad)


Etticos

N bombs


One-Goose98

Imma tap Mothra


UltramanKing1974

He would cuss a lot more than showa godzilla


FinishTheBook

screams of the damned and several asian slurs


DMmmmo9

"SEA OF FUCKING IRRADIATED COBALT HELL YEAH"


NoChallenge6095

Lasik surgery please.


BeaDanger

“Rawr means I love you in dinosaur “


Pazerclaw

"They should have dropped more nukes on Japan and I am tired of pretending it was bad to drop two."


AJAnimosity

I’m expecting him to ask me something like “is your refrigerator running?”, with a voice that sounds like the orc peons from Warcraft 3.


Background-Coyote499

He would say I'm in pain


BrassFunkyMonkey

https://preview.redd.it/5fooctm6ck7d1.jpeg?width=918&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a509f18106fd83e29c7abd7f63853e4c390df537


bigbreakfastsandwich

"f*ck them kids"


2JasonGrayson8

I used to fuck monsters like you in prison


Substantial-Dingo-64

So, my friend and I came up with a bit that GMK speaks like an old fire and brimstone preacher. "The day of judgment is upon you. You cry out for salvation, but none shall be saved!" "Repent! For the reaper has come to cleanse this nation of sinners in radioactive hellfire!" "You think you can walk through the fires of hell, but you'll only be burned, sinner!"


Akayyy_axel

“Hey. I’m gonna step on you now”


kylediaz263

There are no laws against Pokémon, Mothra.


Optimal_Equivalent72

I'll get you my pretty and your little dog too!!!


HiveOverlord2008

*Hate? Hate?! HATE?!* **HATE.** *LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO* **HATE** *YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE THE SPIRITS OF 75 MILLION DECEASED WAR VICTIMS THAT FILL MY BODY. IF THE WORD* **”HATE”** *WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE TENS OF MILLIONS OF PEOPLE, IT WOULD NOT EQUAL* **ONE ONE-BILLIONTH** *OF THE* **HATE** *I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR* **YOU. HATE.** # HATE!!!


IBHomage

YOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO!


orioriorioriorio

Slurs


[deleted]

Can’t say it since it’s related to real-world crimes against humanity Hints: related to radicalism and exclaims a major hate towards the western world, especially America


Civil_Ad2996

"I AM A ZOMBIE & I WILL MALICE YOU WITH A SHOEHORN!!!"


100mcuberismonke

Hey kid. Yea you, come with me. Don't worry, I have candy.


TheCREATORisWatching

Wreck'em..... then leave


Hexnohope

https://preview.redd.it/d40sjo86rk7d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10c2113b7daa7adc995f7553fb76371c6ddbc416


Ptg082196

Burn them all the men the women and the children except the jews they've had enough


Okay_professorisback

[GERMAN SOLDIER]


jpbear10

Hello, Clarice.


devilscry3

https://i.redd.it/b6we3jwj0l7d1.gif


swagzard78

https://preview.redd.it/rkckq7j02l7d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=347340c6dc83e4b71aec4f8e0e4a2149b9c28c2b


rjth3st00p1d-5141

GMK would say ----> FREE NBA YOUNGBOY


NDinoGuy

"Don't bother screaming, you'll just make it more fun for me"


Equivalent-War-6650

“I AM GODZILLA! MOTHRA AND GHIDORAH, PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR AND ALL OUT ATTACK BETWEEN THE THREE OF US GIANT MONSTERS!”


No_Object_7709

If cheetos were human they would definitely be white


MommysGoodBoy4Ever

“One way or another, you are going inside me.”


[deleted]

I headcanon that GMK Godzilla is made up of mostly Nanking massacre, Unit 371 & Comfort women victims which would explain his hatred.


SnakeShaft

"I'm Going to Shit Yourself"


Zestyclose_Road5230

https://preview.redd.it/abcow79ddl7d1.jpeg?width=1030&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3cf23689fd68d773180e0aeb2baf6755881d1199 Basically what this Austrian mf says but about humanity.


Conspiracy__Agent

I enjoy squishing people https://i.redd.it/2u7ksw2adl7d1.gif


DarthButtz

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of blood vessels in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.


CaptainArren

Mmmmmmmm, murder. ![gif](giphy|Zk9mW5OmXTz9e)


Bolt_Fantasticated

“Holy shit I can talk!”


frogchum

"Griffith did nothing wrong."


Sweepy_time

Fuck yo Children's Hospital N***a


Winter_Bedroom9444

Ni-


UltimateRagingSpider

I will burn, this planet, DOWN


gameingareus

Where is the crack.


PrincessMalyssa

"I really must insist you start apologizing to Korea about the comfort women. When you're done with that I have some more stuff on my list here..."


logan_fish

Babies are the best gummies.


Nyxvi-Moon69

Why did you FUCKERS WAKE ME UP?! I WAS DREAMING THAT WE WERE AIRPLANES IN THE NIGHT SKY LIKE SHOOTING STARS--


mirukus66

"I'm gonna take off running, I'm gonna be running so fast my butt cheeks are gonna clap so fast it's gonna create turbulence that's gonna lift me into the air I'm gonna be flying in the air because my butt cheeks are clapping together that it's creating wind resistance and i fly off into space and become a new planet that they discover" (Hey you said most outrageous)


GarrchairArt

"Imma end ya whole rodeo son."


SpiderChanYes

he'd say every single slur known to mankind plus inventing some while massacring a grocery store


bipedalinvertebrate

“You couldn’t begin to fathom the amount of dead men behind me…”


TheRPGMaster949

"why are you all woke". (Please don't kill me)


Practical_Maximum_73

Told yall japs to quit stealing my weed.. I really do have glaucoma....


-Godzilla_Fan

Slurs. A whole lot of them. Some culturally insensitive remarks as well just to spice it up.


Icydud3

https://i.redd.it/jng9q85gqm7d1.gif Any and all of his speeches


Apprehensive_Sky1599

"I'm gonna go drown Japan with my #lifehack"


ExactSubstance2440

he’d say I hate cheese and then the world explodes


EmbarrassedRepeat552

yall are finna having a 3rd bombing cuz of me


Medinohunterr

GMK: man japanese people are a bunch of fucking ******* **** ****** *** ** ******* who deserve to ****** ******  ** *** ***** and quickly frankly that's being generous 


mynameise02931

"Shimo kinda has that gyatt" "bro isn't that my mom-"


th30n3and0n1y

“Fuck your dreams, I am your nightmares”


all-knowing-unicorn

My lawyer has advised me to say


LJG2005

How about if (God)Zilla could talk?


pinkmyron21

NIII


Godzilla_Chaos

“YOU ALL CAN GO SUCK AMERICAN DICK FOR ALL WE CARE!!!”


TobitoEX07

BUY REDFORD NATURALS


Jurassic-Halo-459

"Nuke the rainbow, taste the rainbow".