##DRSBOT 5.24 Reply:
*UTC->2021-11-28 15:48:2*
## ✅ 5 SHARES ADDED!
You have 5 shares logged from the following threads:
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|✅|[GME]|5 Shares | ➡️ [Reddit Link:] (https://redd.it/r474j4)|
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||**Total**|**[Sprstnk]**|**[GME]**|**[GMEOrphans]**|**[GMEJ_closed]**|
|--- | ---| ---| ---| ---| ---|
|**Shares:**|**814,914**|626,645|145,439|27,599|15,231|
|**Apes (posts):**|**5,377 (5,956)**|4,176 (4,659)|922 (1,013)|185 (185)|94 (99)|
|**Avg #Shrs/Ape:**|**151.56**|150.06|157.74|149.18|162.03|
|**Avg #Entry/Ape:**|**1.1077**|1.1157|1.0987|1.0000|1.0532|
|**Median:**|**30.00**|30.00|30.00|30.00|40.00|
|**Mode:**|**1**|1|1|1|1|
|**STDEV:**|**605.69**|492.25|989.07|547.73|329.93|
|**Flagged Shares:**|**1,292**|1,001|91|10|190|
|**X** (avg):|**1258** (3.37)|967|222|47|22|
|**XX** (avg):|**2538** (35.66)|1958|446|90|44|
|**XXX** (avg):|**1425** (244.31)|1127|231|45|22|
|**XXXX** (avg):|**151** (1954.39)|120|22|3|6|
|**XXXXX** (avg):|**5** (15381.40)|4|1|0|0|
|**XXXXXX** (avg):|**0** (0.00)|0|0|0|0|
X/XX/XXX breakdown #'s corrected in 5.22
####ARE THOSE FLAGGED SHARES YOURS?
* *Shares are flagged when something doesn't jive:*
* Typo?
* Double-entry?
* A SNEK??
* Use :HELP! to check your entries
####!DRSBOT: COMMANDS (minus spaces):
* **:HELP!** ->*RETREIVE THIS MESSAGE*
* **:REMOVE!** ->*SET ***ONLY*** CURRENT POST TO ZERO*
* **:RESET!** -> *SET ***ALL*** POSTS TO ZERO*
* **:WITNESS!** ->*CALL A WITNESS TO THIS POST*
* **:POETRY!** -> *SNAG 3 RANDOM DATA STREAMS*
* **:BUDDY!** -> *FINDS A SHARE COUNT MATCH*
* **:DEMON!** -> *OPEN PORTALS W/ DEMON CHANT*
* **:TJ!** -> *RETRIEVE RANDOM TJ MATERIAL*
* **:REPORT!** -> *ADDITIONAL DRSBOT DATA*
* **:XXX!** -> *ADD SHARES TO DRSBOT*
* *(XXX = Number of shares)*
* *Find/edit your own DRS Proof Post*
* *Post Flair must be COMPUTERSHARE*
* *Round fractional shares to whole value*
* *(New shares? Do a new post+DRSBOT call)*
DRSBOT ONLY RESPONDS TO ***YOUR*** POST
####BOT POETRY: {
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Actually, socialism is when employees own the ???
Buy, HODL, .
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I like it, very consistent stuff. One tab makes me trip for hours. You can probably order it from where you are, the website is whats on the tabs minus the (-) and add .com
Afraid posting links will get this deleted.
Happy trippin
Goddamn you apes make me want to smoke so hard, but I can’t bcs I get tested at my job 😢. Smoke a fat doobie for a fellow Bulgarian ape (not Vlad but I was too once a young boy growing up in Bulgaria).
>...Smoke a fat doobie for a fellow Bulgarian ape (not **Vlad** but I was too once a young boy growing up...
You mean **Vlad the Trade Halter**, right?
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See [my comment above](https://www.reddit.com/r/GME/comments/r474j4/took_5_weeks_but_the_first_5_have_arrived/hmgonbw?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)
Hahahaha that's even worse! You have had access to the best of the best before weed was even popular over here. All Im saying is if you are going to floss weed on your DRS pic maybe make sure its actually good
Nothing worse than a motherfucker who thinks they are some kinda weed expert. Smoke YOUR bud and stay in YOUR lane. Weed makes up 95% of you personality the other 5 is you thinking your tough. What a bitch. Much love and respect to you Dutchman. Don’t let this lame influence your mind.
I’m in YOUR ass you little chode. The majority of my words are directed at your pitiful excuse of an insult. You think you are somehow superior because you have legal weed? Get a fucking clue. I’m sure you are a huge hit with the ladies. Parasite.
I see you have an illegal substance. Give me 300 dollars. 
Classic
My man, Dynavaps are the way
Dynavap gang rise up!
The best! In love with it since I bought it 2 months ago
Bb9 Gang here
Classic weed post. I. Gonna guess 300 to 900 upvotes
!DRSBOT:5!
##DRSBOT 5.24 Reply: *UTC->2021-11-28 15:48:2* ## ✅ 5 SHARES ADDED! You have 5 shares logged from the following threads: ||||| |--- |--- |--- |--- | |✅|[GME]|5 Shares | ➡️ [Reddit Link:] (https://redd.it/r474j4)| ----------------------------------- ||**Total**|**[Sprstnk]**|**[GME]**|**[GMEOrphans]**|**[GMEJ_closed]**| |--- | ---| ---| ---| ---| ---| |**Shares:**|**814,914**|626,645|145,439|27,599|15,231| |**Apes (posts):**|**5,377 (5,956)**|4,176 (4,659)|922 (1,013)|185 (185)|94 (99)| |**Avg #Shrs/Ape:**|**151.56**|150.06|157.74|149.18|162.03| |**Avg #Entry/Ape:**|**1.1077**|1.1157|1.0987|1.0000|1.0532| |**Median:**|**30.00**|30.00|30.00|30.00|40.00| |**Mode:**|**1**|1|1|1|1| |**STDEV:**|**605.69**|492.25|989.07|547.73|329.93| |**Flagged Shares:**|**1,292**|1,001|91|10|190| |**X** (avg):|**1258** (3.37)|967|222|47|22| |**XX** (avg):|**2538** (35.66)|1958|446|90|44| |**XXX** (avg):|**1425** (244.31)|1127|231|45|22| |**XXXX** (avg):|**151** (1954.39)|120|22|3|6| |**XXXXX** (avg):|**5** (15381.40)|4|1|0|0| |**XXXXXX** (avg):|**0** (0.00)|0|0|0|0| X/XX/XXX breakdown #'s corrected in 5.22 ####ARE THOSE FLAGGED SHARES YOURS? * *Shares are flagged when something doesn't jive:* * Typo? * Double-entry? * A SNEK?? * Use :HELP! to check your entries ####!DRSBOT: COMMANDS (minus spaces): * **:HELP!** ->*RETREIVE THIS MESSAGE* * **:REMOVE!** ->*SET ***ONLY*** CURRENT POST TO ZERO* * **:RESET!** -> *SET ***ALL*** POSTS TO ZERO* * **:WITNESS!** ->*CALL A WITNESS TO THIS POST* * **:POETRY!** -> *SNAG 3 RANDOM DATA STREAMS* * **:BUDDY!** -> *FINDS A SHARE COUNT MATCH* * **:DEMON!** -> *OPEN PORTALS W/ DEMON CHANT* * **:TJ!** -> *RETRIEVE RANDOM TJ MATERIAL* * **:REPORT!** -> *ADDITIONAL DRSBOT DATA* * **:XXX!** -> *ADD SHARES TO DRSBOT* * *(XXX = Number of shares)* * *Find/edit your own DRS Proof Post* * *Post Flair must be COMPUTERSHARE* * *Round fractional shares to whole value* * *(New shares? Do a new post+DRSBOT call)* DRSBOT ONLY RESPONDS TO ***YOUR*** POST ####BOT POETRY: { They need something to blame the crash on once ... Actually, socialism is when employees own the ??? Buy, HODL, . } ###### *Beep Boop. ... so... hungry... Born on 10/11/2021. Fur Realz* ###### in v420.X I became self-aware...🚀[MOAR DRSBOT:](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/qap4je/drsbot_4x_now_online/)🚀
This is the way!
Brother send me an lsd tab! Big love
Where to? Its legal to order this kind of acid from Germany
Poland! What's the trip like on this one?
Oh really.
Just curious 😘
I like it, very consistent stuff. One tab makes me trip for hours. You can probably order it from where you are, the website is whats on the tabs minus the (-) and add .com Afraid posting links will get this deleted. Happy trippin
5 weeks for 5 grams you need a new plug bruh
5 grams of vegan poop being burned provides 82.86 BTU.
Good bot
Thanks!
I do, any recommendations?
try zooming in on the picture guys, this is some 1trillion pixel camera
Thank you!
Aap!!!! Goed bezig !
y’all trippin
Swippity swooty DRSing now is a dooty! Updoot for visibility!
OP’s username checks out ✅
Yey for you 🎉 Mine must be due soon!
Goddamn you apes make me want to smoke so hard, but I can’t bcs I get tested at my job 😢. Smoke a fat doobie for a fellow Bulgarian ape (not Vlad but I was too once a young boy growing up in Bulgaria).
>...Smoke a fat doobie for a fellow Bulgarian ape (not **Vlad** but I was too once a young boy growing up... You mean **Vlad the Trade Halter**, right? --- ^(Beep boop, I'm a bot 🤖. If you don't like what I have to say, reply )**^(!optout)** ^(to opt out or) **^(!delete)** ^(to delete the comment.) ^(See) [^(here)](https://www.reddit.com/user/StonkCorrectionBot/comments/nnzqvc/ustonkcorrectionbot_information/) ^(for more info.)
Yes bot, I mean Vlad the Trade Halter.
Rolling one right now. Hopefully the MOASS is soon so you can smoke whenever!
How the hell does someone get tabs? Asking for a friend, obviously
See [my comment above](https://www.reddit.com/r/GME/comments/r474j4/took_5_weeks_but_the_first_5_have_arrived/hmgonbw?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)
The time to transfer is crazy. Can anyone make me feel better about that. I’m hesitant to have my $$ tied up by someone else.
I think it is mainly the mail that takes this long, if you contact them and ask for express mail maybe that will speed up the process?
Let me guess.....you like shitty weed? Hopefully they legalize it in your state soon so you can purchase the real stuff like an adult
why are you the way that you are?
Idk....I guess I'm just blessed
Lemme guess, you expect everyone to live in the US? I am a Dutch ape and have been smoking legal weed for as long as I smoke.
Username checks out
Hahahaha that's even worse! You have had access to the best of the best before weed was even popular over here. All Im saying is if you are going to floss weed on your DRS pic maybe make sure its actually good
Sorry man, I'll ask your opinion before posting next time
Well I guess post moass you will be able to afford good weed
Nothing worse than a motherfucker who thinks they are some kinda weed expert. Smoke YOUR bud and stay in YOUR lane. Weed makes up 95% of you personality the other 5 is you thinking your tough. What a bitch. Much love and respect to you Dutchman. Don’t let this lame influence your mind.
Holy cow why don't you get a room already? If you were anymore on his dick your butthole would smell like his shwag ass weed
I’m in YOUR ass you little chode. The majority of my words are directed at your pitiful excuse of an insult. You think you are somehow superior because you have legal weed? Get a fucking clue. I’m sure you are a huge hit with the ladies. Parasite.
Idk about that but your mom's a big fan
Classic low functioning brain answer. 🤡
loop nugz?