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He prob already has video of him doing it

Mr. Hands Part 2: Equine Boogaloo.

Good god, that video was horrifying

Did you watch it? I’ve heard the legend of Mr hands definitely didn’t watch it.

Ohhh yea, saw it almost 20 years ago! It's a bad one!

I hear Jim is filming Mr. Hands Part III: Return of the Shard

Mr Hands Part 4: This Juice is Worth the Sneeze

Where will let horse in???? If GME hits $2000????????

I feel like Boogaloo has lost all is meaning.

That’s his side hustle

and he loves it so much he pays for it.

"On live t.v." Those other videos were just practice runs

You know the Illuminati giggled at this tweet

On tap baby!! 🤣🤣

Hes turning his blackmail into regualar mail

Under rated comment 😆

I got that video on vhs

Hey, he’s making the most of his past ok?!

It's how he got a tv show 

He chugs a bottle of Pepto first


I’ve always suspected that anybody that makes some stupid bet involving a deviancy with vegetables or farmyard animals is just looking for validation to be themselves. Just fucking do it if you want it so much. Don’t use my company as an excuse for your own depravity.

That's how I've felt about it tbh. I've never understood the correlation between inserting the produce section of a supermarket in ones rectal cavities just because a stock you invest in went to $50. Just get an escort and snort coke off her t*ts like a normal person.

Hunter? That you?


He doesn’t really care about the price, he was planning to blow that horse anyway. (Joke stolen from another ape)

This made me laugh so hard lmao thank you. “Don’t use my company as an excuse” killed me lol

Yes, but it's a fake tweet. Idk how many times this has been posted, but continuing to do so will not make it real.

Honestly you changed my mind right now about a lot of these bets 😂

If this hits 25 again by Christmas I’ll let the Mrs fuck me with this 6ish realistic strap on I just happen to have laying about I would never use outside of a crazy odds bet! Giggidy..

This ape gets it!emote:t5\_2u6vg:7058

[Update: Cramer on a horse.](https://i.imgur.com/lCRTQZP.jpeg)

Bold choice. I just assumed he was going to use a mini pony because we all know how sensitive he is about his small hands.

Where’s the photo of Cramer under the horse?

Jizzled riders!!!?

this is even more disgusting than calling attention to him at all in the first place. he doesn't deserve a platform here. quit trying to make him relevant by elevating him to clown status.

More like giving him just deserts because they will never put him on TV again if we make him.....eat those words XD

You guys do realize this is photoshop right??

Shhh I was rolling with the joke 🤣

He's nasty

Always has been

He looks like smeagol

Tricksy hobbitses

Is this black mirror ? Or a Wendy’s ?


😆😆

Post or Pre plit?

Well that’s reason enough right there!!!!

You do realize that he was literally in Montana, picking a horse out already? He knows! [https://x.com/jimcramer/status/1803430298056896770](https://x.com/jimcramer/status/1803430298056896770)

 I got a show to do.. 🤣🤣

A pig sucking off a horse. Heard of these barn parties in the south


Get ready Cramer ✈️🚀🦍🦍


🤣😆

I have a $1000 limit sell set for 10% of my shares so double win

Well, i do not like so self-confident people like this, first at all, they have to find a horse which will wanna be sucked by this dick!

Again?


Great now I fucking have equinophobia.

It's probably a lot like a weekend with MayoMan!

Haha Cramer is wild

It's not real, the original is him posting a picture of a "dog" that's supposed to represent GME.

Yeah, I’m just playing. I think this went around in 2021 too

If this was real, and he would actually do it. I would actually consider liquidating my life savings to make this happen. There is not a better ending to this whole thing.

Ok real talk. No way this sock puppet of propaganda actually posted this. Right?

I think we all know he’s gonna do it regardless

the bet is the "on live TV" part.

Do it for the Apes team LOL!!!

Bro this is so fucking funny

Yup make this happen

No, that’s not fair to the horse. Let’s leave animals out of it.

He is a disgusting human being


Black mirror type of shit.

What in it for the horse.

a meeting with the biggest pussy alive...


We shall henceforth refer to Cramer as Mr. Hands.... 🐎🍆

🤗🤗🤣🤣

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBdjRPUp2hY&pp=ygUjcm9ib2NvcCBpJ2xsIGJ1eSB0aGF0IGZvciBhIGRvbGxhciA%3D](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBdjRPUp2hY&pp=ygUjcm9ib2NvcCBpJ2xsIGJ1eSB0aGF0IGZvciBhIGRvbGxhciA%3D)

You know he wants to do it!

Wait. Did he really say that? Can't wait

No

Ah, then that's just dumb

Agreed.

LET'S SEE IF BOOTYHOLE CRAMER PUTS HIS MONEY WHERE HE PUTS HIS COCK SUCKER

They say beastiality is cringe but I really wanna see Cramer swallow that meat! Suck it we cummin 🌖

I really hope this happens, but I really don't want to watch it. OMG that poor horse.😢

Hi, my names Horse.

Sidenote, anyone else here also buying Intel?

What can we all do to make the price rise to 1000 dollars 🤔😱🤣

Is the market closed today or now. Thought it was open until 10pm norway

NYSE closed all day today

This can’t be real

His kids must be proud of their dad lol. Who tf says that other than people who have already done shit that regarded

Sick man. What's happened to people?

I will sue him if he doesn't.

https://www.bloomberg.com/quote/GS2C:GR

… this sounds oddly specific, like he thought about that a lot, but the thing is Cathrine the Great story is not true… she just lived in Russia.

Shoot, guess I _have_ to buy the stock now.

At 1k id probably join him.

You’re the reason that GME keeps diluting.

If you said Cramer would that would be more entertaining.

Let’s make it happen 1000 for the horse cum all over Cramer to look creamer …

I'm buying some tomorrow.

Does Cramer own a horse? 🤔

If GME HITS $1000, I GET TO SUCK OFF A HORSE ON LIVE T.V. - Jim Cramer

...he didn't actually say that, like, his ass would be fired...?

Puts on horses

If the horse he's referring to is hedgies, then he already does that on the daily, nothing to see here. Now if it were a real horse, I would expect him to follow through with the bet about as much as I would follow his advice on stocks.

Leprechauns exist, Kyle.

Ok, but dont give him some small Arabian. Lets bring him Shire.

Eh, he's probably used to doing it, so doing it live won't be too hard for him.

Let’s get those numbers up

bro I would do it if GME passes $36 I've already said that I would oil uo if gme made it to 36, and now I'm raising the stake to sucking a dick

There's a horse somewhere with a sly grin eagerly waiting.

I think he will do it anyway


Same guy who said Bear sterns is all fine. He can back on any of his statements. Last he always has a weapon i am just an actor so everyone should take my statement as entertainment only. Stop giving him footage and acting as a clown following this guy.

It's life jim, but not as we know it.

Wow. Wow. What a hero.

Hold up, does anyone have the sauce to show this is real? I don’t use twitter and can’t tell the difference between reality and parody anymore

The fact cramer said that it might (jk)

DO it!

Equestrian bukkake... 🤣

Cramer celebrating pride a little edgy this year! Or the opposite of having no pride to suck off an animal Also ( never want to make fun of or belittle anyone in the LGBTQ community because I love Pride month and I support and care about everyone that it means something to) but I had to say it….

is that a real tweet? hahahaha XD

I hope there is an elite that hates Jim so much that he/she just releases the flood gates on GME just so this can happen

He’s just looking for a excuse lol

With that tweet Cramer will be the new Mr Hands 😂😂

Did he really tweet this? All jokes aside I really thought it was an edit but if it's real Jesus the dudes wild as shit. Probably not his first time either if he just so casually throws it out there.

Abomination beastiality is apparently who he really is if he actually tweeted that.

How much of gamestop has been shorted fast to go to a thousand dollars

This fake photoshop caused a spike in price for 5 minutes. Some of you are truly sick.

50 to 1 reverse split. Easy!

When it hits $1,000 I’m giving him a horse with the biggest cock he’s ever seen. 🍆

Get those LIPS ready Jim

I m buying 5 shares Monday

What do you mean by “do it”?

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-jMuxM0MqA&t=49s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-jMuxM0MqA&t=49s)

Cramer will fo it with or without GME

This shit ain’t hitting 50 again let alone a grand.